Seal-Anon part 2

>The rest of the day passes by with careful listening, watching, and planning
>The yellow one, Fluttershy, brings a purple unicorn/pegasus to see you
>Apparently, you fell from the sky onto this pirate ship
>Not very piratey inhabitants though
>In a world of talking ponies, and winged unicorns, you can't find much to care about
>Just having fun!
>...
>After some time, the sun goes down, and the ship goes silent, except for a few snores
>As carefully as you can manage, you slide out of the pool
>Turns out the floor combined with your new seal bod lets you slide around on the floor with ease
>You're even quite when you do it
>A grin forms on your face, only getting wider as you explore the ship and see opportunities
>Most of your pranking supplies turn out to be in the kitchen
>An asston of cups, some not quite plastic clear wrap, plenty of ketchup, and in a tucked away corner, some old eggs
>Also, upon closer inspection, you find a bottle of cider tucked inside a box for cereal
>In a storage closet you find some thin rope, buckets, and several rolls of tape
>All these supplies added up to a glorious master ruse, though shitty in comparison to the kind of stuff that takes real prep
>But it will have to do
>...
>You set about your work, going just slow enough to keep everyone sleeping
>First, you fill every shampoo and soap bottle with water and eggs
>Next stop is the clear wrap
>You plaster it all on the upper part of every doorway, leaving enough room for you to slide under
>You take the ketchup and make a great drawing of Rick Astley on the main sail
>Next up is all the tape
>You attach every loose object you can to high places, using your flippers and a mop handle for reach
>All that is left behind are the mundane and more useless junk. All the tools are on the roof and the masts
>Then you set up the buckets at every doorway to fall when the rope is pushed
>But you hold off on pulling the ropes tight and in position

>Next you get the mustard out and start writing on the other sails and large walls
>Things like:
"I'm a banana!" (with a crude banana drawn next to it)
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
">no hooves"
>You just had enough mustard to write that last one
>Then you start placing the cups EVERYWHERE, and fill them with water
>You swipe the cider and place the last of the cups, tightening the ropes in place, and taking your position in the upper netting at the back of the ship, where it would be hard to see you
>All that's left to do now is wait
>You take this moment to congratulate yourself with some cider
*...pop...*
>The bottle opens with the slightest sound, and you take a sip
>....
Ahhhhh....
>That's some strong stuff there
>You smile to yourself as you drink
>In the craziest place you've ever existed in, you found yourself the one true constant- alcohol
>Before you know it, everything is slightly fuzzy, and you have an empty bottle in your flippers
>And it is impossible to stay awake