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  1. A Life's Work, Ending Lives
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  3. The Ministry of Love was founded three years ago, just after the original Burn Jita, an event so inspiring and powerful that it spawned a renewed and powerful passion for suicide ganking, well beyond that of past jihadfleets or ice interdictions or Hulkageddons. Each year, we've gotten cheaper and better at grinding Jita's freighter and jump freighter traffic to an utter and unequivocal halt - as evidenced by the following destruction figures:
  4. •Burn Jita Classic: 518.47 billion ISK all up
  5. •Burn Jita 2: 578.35 billion ISK all up
  6. •Burn Jita 2014: 586.7 billion ISK in freighters, jump freighters, and Orcas alone.
  7. The funding, and goal of miniluv comes from the cabal of market manipulators and speculators in the Imperium. Unfortunately, since there is no strategic or profitable reason to interdict any trade hub this year, we're going to cut our burn event. The combination of losing over 200 billion to a dickbutt and several FCs, we just don't have the man power to host a burn event like we used to. But don't fret young soldiers of the Imperium; We will focus our efforts on Providence and destroy the enemies of our holy empire. We hope to make a comeback in a couple months, and next year's burn jita is definitely a go.
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