The Great Relationship Checklist
“Honesty served painfully”

“3Ps”:
- Personality
- Profession
- Prepossessing
In that order. Umbrella ideas right here, friends.


Outside:
	Caucasian. I swear it’s preference and nothing else. There are always exceptions. Especially can’t be asian though. I’m not being a dick at all, I have a lot of asian friends okay. Just preference. (some asian exceptions though for sure lmao)
	Brunette. Preferred. I can make exceptions. Sometimes. Usually. Just have a good personality.
	Long hair (don't care). Shoulder length at least. I can’t stand lesbian hair, sorry.


Inside:
Intelligent. I want to fear talking about smart things to you. And by fear, I mean EG Fear. The spreading of knowledge is easiest through someone you love and care for.
Funny. Quite the given. Just don’t be a boring ass. Laugh; that’s all I need.
Weird. I can be weird, you should be too. Just not to strangers. I don’t want to look like I’m dating a freak, and I won’t make you look like you’re dating one either. Be yourself, though.
Be blunt (@BigVegetaBlutz), be honest, be open. Things I live by. The bread and butter. Short-term, you’ll hate me for how blunt I am. Long-term (I'm long), I’ll grow on you. Deal with it. I’m not going to tell you you’re pretty when you aren’t. Every compliment comes from my heart after vast consideration of the information presented to me. I mean every compliment I give. I mean every criticism I give. I don’t say things to say things. This applies to compliments and critique to friends.
Don’t be PG-13. No, I’m not a horndog (I'm horn). Let’s be real though, showing signs of distaste at the tiniest remarks or sexual innuendos is like telling the teacher which classmate it was that drew a dick on the board. Don’t be that guy, girl. I can get pretty wild though. A lion does have its cage, but.. I will learn my limitations through how you take it (no pun intended [sorry I had to]).


General:
	Understand gaming background / play games / know of games / james. Important. I spend a lot of time on the computer, be it for competitive reasons or for charity reasons. Having Steam = we can talk whenever. Oh right, by the way: I co-host a charity event raising money for kids with cancer. If you meet these requirements, feel free to ask me out. Save yourself the time of looking. I’m kind of dreamy. I’m also really good at making jokes.
	Fit into my family well. My family is like me. Farts a lot more, though. Okay, not like pigs but you should be picking up what I’m putting down here. I know you fart too, and I know you want a boyfriend you can fart in front of. Don’t try to convince me that’s not true. Also, I’ll be able to tell if you’re a fit for my family or not. You don’t have to fart to fit in though (I don’t fart, don’t worry).
	Being a nurse helps. Being a nurse generally means you like helping people. Just a matter of looks. All nurses are generally pretty cute though, at least the ones I know of (if you’re a nurse and I know you, there’s your one free compliment). Personality can help you along though easily, this isn’t at all a requirement. Nurses just tend to have all the qualities I like.
	Cuddles. Yes. I cuddle. It doesn’t even have to get sexual. You’re welcome lmao.
	Like dogs. I’m okay with cats, but if you don’t like dogs we can’t be friends srry.
	Know that I’m always here to listen to you. This applies to my close friends too. If something is up with you, I can listen to you for hours upon hours. I’ve done it before. It touches me when you go to me when you have something you need to talk about. Score points with me while having someone to open yourself entirely to -- sounds like a win/win to me. I care a lot about the things that have affected you greatly, be it past friends, depression, anything. We’ll work through it together and we’ll get over it together.
Like my eyebrows. Okay not really, but they’re there. If you like thick eyebrows, you’re in luck (and you're also in the truck).
Like my voice. Okay, still joking. These are just two things I get complimented on, and I have no idea why. I guess because I don’t like either, I like when other people like it. Especially with my voice; I’ve read stories to people online before, heh. It’s fun. And weird, but I am weird. Sorry not sorry.
Don’t live far away. Northern California is fine. One state over is pushing it; I just want a foreseeable future. Touch is important in a relationship.
	Do not give up on life. Had to choose the wording carefully here. Strive to become something in life. Never give up and become lazy/do nothing.
	Do not gain massive amounts of weight. No hamplanets. I’ll try not to either. I would feel really bad if my honesty forced me to tell you you were starting to not look good anymore. It’s more of a health concern for me, though (not really lmao). Only bad things come from gaining a lot of weight.
	Be communicative. Basically the same as being blunt/honest/open. I just felt it important enough to state once more. Speak your mind to me, always. If you feel like you’re going to make a bad decision, talk to me about it first. This also includes talking about your past. If you had a bad experience in your past, don't let it make you assume I will do something like that as well. Close friend or potential girlfriend, I want to know what mistakes have happened in the past so I don’t make them now. I also want to know when I do things that upset you immediately so I don’t continue doing them. Easy stuff.