[ES]
hey andy
what's up?
DM
What
Uh. Nothing. REally
[ES]
nothing?
DM
There's a creepy ass doll floating around
And there's a bunch of narwhals outside
[ES]
narwhals?
DM
Yeah
Whales with horns?"
[ES]
what are they doing
in
wherever you're right now
DM
They're just walking around looking stupid
[ES]
walking
whales?
DM
This whole place is gorgeous and cute and I hate it
Yeah they have tiny fucking legs
[ES]
what
that is weird
really weird
DM
Yeah
I want to kick them over
They look so fucking stupid
Everything about this game sucks
[ES]
heh
yeah
I can agree on that one
DM
Literally everybody any of us cared about is either dead, or probably going to die
What kind of fucked up game is this supposed to be?
[ES]
I
honestly don't know
I'm
I'm trying to
understand
the
the
.....
yeah this game sucks
DM
Good save
[ES]
mm
may I ask...?
DM
Ask what
[ES]
who...?
you don't have to answer
DM
I'll answer
No reason not to
My mom was at work
[ES]
oh
I'm sorry
I can't help
but feel
feel
feel
I'm so sorry
DM
Yeah well
It doesn't really matter all that much
Literally EVERYONE is dead
What's one more dead broad
[ES]
but she was your mother
I
lost mine
long before we entered
DM
What happened to your mom?
[ES]
she got sick
withered away before my very eyes
I felt so helpless
DM
I bet that's how dying feels for everyone
DM
I want off this stupid planet and away from this stupid house
[ES]
mm
apparently
the key is to build upwards
your severplayer is supposed to do it for you
DM
What's up?
Like literally
[ES]
but I have no idea where my house is, and my server player dead
yes
literally
I think?
DM
Uh
Ok fuck it everything is weird
Um
I should check on the person I helped in
[ES]
I should do the same
but also
do you know anyone who doesn't have a client player?
DM
Give me a second
DM
No fucking clue
Mine still goes to some dude's house so I'm assuming he's fine
[ES]
alright
I know Stammers had like a diagram or some shit
DM
Who
Is that the guitar fuck
[ES]
ss
yeah
I still think he's ok
DM
And you can stand talking to him
[ES]
just a little
intense
at times
DM
I think he's a flaming douchebag
But whatever floats your boat
[ES]
he kinda is
won't deny that
DM
I just want him to stay far away from me
[ES]
you don't have to talk to him
DM
I try not to
[ES]
had any success so far?
DM
Besides one slip up
Yes
[ES]
heh
DM
Ok well
I'll find you whenever I get off this planet
We can be bros
[ES]
sure
I'm all up for it
DM
Cool
[ES]
also
........
can
nah
nevermind
DM
What
Say it
[ES]
nothign
no, it was nothing
DM
You can'tjust leave me hanging like that
[ES]
....
can you keep a secret?
DM
I'm the best at secrets
[ES]
I
I May Have Met The Creator Of This Hellish Game.
I May Know Him.
He May
He May
He May Be
my father
DM
How the fuck
Did he manage all this
[ES]
I
DM
And can you punch him in the nose for me
[ES]
don't know
and we will never find out
DM
Well
That has shit all to do with you in the end
Fuck him but
You're cool
Got any hints
[ES]
he was
mostly rambling
before he
.......
talking about the creation a universe
about gods
about chosen ones
I don't know honestly
he was a madman
DM
Are you sure he wasn't just totally nuts?
[ES]
oh I know he was 100% crazy
but that didn't stop him from making
all
This
I think
DM
Everything about this game is pretty much batshit...
[ES]
yeah
DM
Well
I'm going to go fight something
[ES]
I have to talk to stammers
DM
And then figure out how to go up
[ES]
also
for obvious reasons
I would prefer if you didn't tell everyone my
dad
made this game
DM
Yeah no
Secrets remember
[ES]
thank you
DM
Don't tell anyone I was being a whiny baby
[ES]
hehe
deal
DM
You have collateral secrets
Cool
See you around
[ES]
stay alive
DM
Nothing can kill me
I'm totally invincible
Don't you know that
[ES]
of course
just
be careful
alright?
DM
Don't worry about me
[ES]
ok
I wont
DM
I promise I'll be fine
I have a monster squirrel to help me
[ES]
:O
alright, talk to you later
DM
Bye