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- Wankstain: I'd love for a SS13 tv show to be a thing tho
- Wankstain: An hour long, enough to cover a round
- Wankstain: Each episode covers a different job and antag
- Wankstain: Starting with, what else, but the clown as a traitor
- Crate Time: The codebase is 'whatever the fuck it needs to be.'
- Wankstain: Goon is the codebase.
- Wankstain: It's got the most shit
- Wankstain: And you could have an overarching plot involving the solarium
- Wankstain: With the penultimate episode being about the crew getting it's shit together to do a Solarium run
- Crate Time: The captain just announces
- Wankstain: And the final episode
- Wankstain: The crew has to SAVE THE UNIVERSE
- Crate Time: of course most of the gags are background things
- Crate Time: be it security beating the shit out of someone
- Crate Time: or a borg going mad later in the episode.
- Wankstain: Or the clown floating in the background outside
- Crate Time: just generally background gags.
- Wankstain: Heisenbee reading his storybook to a gathering of bee larva
- Wankstain: etc
- Crate Time: ye
- Crate Time: The Atmos episode
- Wankstain: It's just a guy smashing pipes with wrenches
- Wankstain: Axing people questions with a fireaxe
- Wankstain: And then flooding the station with deathgas
- Crate Time: tugging canisters along
- Wankstain: Trying to generally be sneaky
- Wankstain: Since tugging a plasma can outside of atmos/science
- Crate Time: in a big bulky fucking firesuit.
- Wankstain: Is going to get you lynched faster then a black person in georgia during the civil war
- Crate Time: yeah
- Crate Time: I literally got shot by security while dragging BZ to the escape shuttle for endround memes
- Crate Time: And I mean shot dead.
- Crate Time: because science had their shit together and they had actual guns.
- Wankstain: The RD's episode
- Wankstain: Is just this
- Wankstain: http://sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/Lord_Sing.wav
- Wankstain: Animated
- Crate Time: The RD doesn't get an episode
- Crate Time: they get a short
- Wankstain: Yes.
- Crate Time: because that's all they really need.
- Wankstain: And that short is just
- Wankstain: This animated
- Crate Time: with some scientist breaking in
- Crate Time: in the background
- Crate Time: and fucking with the secbuddies
- Wankstain: Screaming
- Wankstain: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
- Wankstain: "NONONOOOOOOOO-"
- Wankstain: *RD is in the background screaming ALL HAIL LORD SINGULO*
- Wankstain: As in
- Wankstain: The scientist is just
- Wankstain: Trying to break in
- Wankstain: Behind two thick glass airlocks
- Crate Time: sounds
- Crate Time: great
- Wankstain: With the secbuddies flanking him to fucking tackle that assistant
- Wankstain: And the secbuddies panic as the assistant starts putting them in
- Wankstain: And they fucking _run_
- Crate Time: Big fucking exclaimation marks on the screen
- Crate Time: basically absolute fucking panic mode.
- Wankstain: Just the
- Wankstain: "D:" faces
- Crate Time: yes
- Crate Time: the short ends with the security camera which is the perspective of the short getting sucked in
- Crate Time: and cutting to an advertisement.
- Wankstain: Nah
- Wankstain: The robuddy error screen
- Crate Time: because this'll take a commercial slot.
- Wankstain: From when the solarium bad ending occurs
- Wankstain: Or hell
- Crate Time: like most TV shorts
- Wankstain: Why not have this BE the SS13 advertisement?
- Wankstain: As it cuts to black inside lord singulo
- Wankstain: It just shows the SS13 Logo
- Crate Time: instead of the robuddy
- Crate Time: but still with the error.
- Crate Time: Short:Lord_Sing
- Crate Time: The shorts are just the wiley soundclips
- Wankstain: yes
- Crate Time: except one
- Wankstain: The Ragin Mages one
- Crate Time: where it's the heisenbee video
- Wankstain: Since that would deafen the listeners
- Crate Time: redone
- Wankstain: And the reveal trailer
- Wankstain: Is the SS13 audio log one
- Wankstain: Done in full acting and shit
- Crate Time: yeah
- Crate Time: I'de watch it.
- Wankstain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
- Wankstain: This one in particular.
- Crate Time: yeah
- Wankstain: It'd hook audiences in
- Wankstain: Like
- Wankstain: Imagine you haven't heard of SS13.
- Wankstain: You're sitting in the theatre.
- Wankstain: Or, well
- Wankstain: On YT
- Wankstain: And you see this new trailer for a new TV show/netflix original.
- Wankstain: "Space Station 13? Sounds interesting."
- Wankstain: Then you watch this.
- Wankstain: "...Oooh."
- Wankstain: Because seriously
- Wankstain: This is an awesome af trailer
- Wankstain: It just explains everything about SS13
- Crate Time: yeah
- Wankstain: In a concise manner
- Wankstain: And every season finale
- Wankstain: Would focus on a specific super antag
- Wankstain: The first season, ofc
- Wankstain: Would end with the Nuclear Emergency gamemode.
- Wankstain: With the episode title simply being
- Wankstain: "Nuclear Emergency"
- Wankstain: y/y
- Crate Time: And ofcourse
- Crate Time: it ends with a crash
- Crate Time: it starts on Cog 1
- Crate Time: but season two moves us on over to Cog2
- Wankstain: And every episode
- Wankstain: The station is cleaned
- Wankstain: Dead crew are cloned
- Wankstain: And buisness returns
- Crate Time: season 2 ends with a command line
- Crate Time: of someone recompiling the game.
- Wankstain: Season 2's finale
- Wankstain: Is Malf AI
- Crate Time: I mean
- Crate Time: s1
- Crate Time: beacuse gotta swap the map
- Crate Time: gotta recompile
- Wankstain: And ofc
- Wankstain: The seasons end
- Wankstain: With
- Wankstain: "You wanna put a bangin' donk on it."
- Crate Time: Man I'de love to see this shit
- Wankstain: S3
- Wankstain: Is Clockwork Cult
- Wankstain: Vs
- Wankstain: Narsian Cult
- Wankstain: With the entire season building up towards Narsie's cult...
- Wankstain: Only for the penultimate episode to reveal the clockwork slab instead
- Wankstain: And the HoS merely goes
- Wankstain: "We've got... What... Two cults?!"
- Wankstain: Then it just cuts to the title.
- Crate Time: 'Wait.... What?
- Wankstain: The clockwork cultist asks what's wrong, just before the sec officers lynch him
- Wankstain: The sec officers hold their batons in shock
- Wankstain: And the next episode fades in to the HoS briefing his men, with the broken, bloodied corpse of the Ratvarian cultist in the corner.
- Wankstain: "Alright men, listen up. We've got two cults onboard. Fucking panic. That is all."
- Crate Time: clockwork components spread across the table.
- Crate Time: lookin' like the HoS had some good shit planned out.
- Wankstain: The Warden brings in a box of narsian cultist stuff.
- Wankstain: "We've confiscated this stuff from our uh, Prisoners."
- Wankstain: "We should test how they react to one another. Chaplain?"
- Wankstain: And it just shows the various clockwork/narsian components/items just not working together
- Wankstain: Or even outright hitting each other
- Crate Time: trying to place a guvax capacitor on a tome just results in a rather large plume of smoke
- Crate Time: as both burst into flames
- Wankstain: And ofc
- Wankstain: Not being able to pick up cultist crap
- Wankstain: Is handwaved
- Wankstain: In favor of showing the viewer the plot.
- Crate Time: yeah
- Crate Time: and giving them some visual gags about how they hate eachother.
- Wankstain: Inhabited Soulstone + The clockwork brain
- Wankstain: Just has their spirits pop out
- Wankstain: And they get into a slapfight
- Crate Time: This all started because some clever fuck used papa john breadsticks as a prop in an episode of Stargate.
- Wankstain: yes
- Wankstain: Oh and ofc
- Wankstain: The final fight of the episode
- Wankstain: Is both cults summoning their gods
- Wankstain: AT THE SAME TIME
- Wankstain: So the HoS breaks the security team in two
- Wankstain: One is lead by him and the Chaplain
- Crate Time: Jumpcuts swap to splitscreen at the final molments.
- Wankstain: The Warden and a Miner who's loyalty implanted with an Inquisitor's Hardsuit on
- Wankstain: And three officers each
- Wankstain: As the rest of the crew panics/goes insane
- Wankstain: The two fireteams have to work to save the world.
- Wankstain: And at the end of it
- Wankstain: The Narsian Cultists draw their rune
- Wankstain: And spend like five minutes trying to get all nine in position
- Wankstain: And the celestial gateway starts opening wider, Ratvar in the distance inside of it
- Wankstain: Oh and ofc
- Wankstain: The miner has a guardian spirit
- Wankstain: Looted from another necropolis chest.
- Wankstain: So shit goes JoJo really fast
- Crate Time: Lavaland gets it's own short
- Crate Time: Short: Ash_Liggers
- Wankstain: It's that same miner
- Wankstain: But with his guardian spirit
- Wankstain: And he's in his explorer's suit fatigues
- Wankstain: It's set literally
- Wankstain: A minute or two
- Wankstain: Before the final episode begins
- Crate Time: The penultimate
- Crate Time: begins
- Wankstain: He and his holopara wage a war against a built up tribe of ashliggers
- Crate Time: so they have time to get back to the station
- Crate Time: and security
- Wankstain: Yep
- Wankstain: Inside a necropolis crate after destroying the tendril
- Crate Time: cut when they open the chest
- Wankstain: He finds merely a bible and an inquisitor's hardsuit.
- Wankstain: Inside the bible is a loyalty implanter and a null rod.
- Crate Time: jump to a gubbuck being spitroasted.
- Wankstain: Ye
- Crate Time: with the gear in view.
- Crate Time: and a used implanter on the ground.
- Wankstain: The Guardian Spirit is turning the handle of the Gubbuckroast
- Wankstain: And they're waiting out an ash storm
- Crate Time: the miner whistling that one dwarf fort song.
- Wankstain: And listening in on a recovered security bowman's headset from the ashligger's loot cave
- Wankstain: And when he hears about the cult on it
- Wankstain: He stops
- Wankstain: And looks to his guardian spirit, who looks back.
- Wankstain: They both grin evilly.
- Crate Time: grabs their shit, and exits stage right.
- Wankstain: And the Miner dons the Inquisitor armor
- Wankstain: And the Null Rod shapeshifts into Chainsword form
- Wankstain: And the scene ends with the hardsuit helmet engaging.
- ----
- Wankstain: Yes.
- Wankstain: (Also fuck I love the inquisitor's hardsuit)
- Wankstain: (I just wish it'd be upgradeable with goliath hide)
- Wankstain: (And that it'd have a headlamp)
- Crate Time: yeah
- Crate Time: anyway
- Crate Time: back to 'Heil Honey I'm Home 2'
- Crate Time: No wait that's the name of the HoS episode
- Wankstain: One of the ending scenes of the finale
- Wankstain: Is the Guardian Spirit, a standard type
- Wankstain: Getting into a rapid-fire punching match with a Juggernaut
- Wankstain: JoJo style, ofc
- Crate Time: of course
- Wankstain: Because ORAORAORAORAORAORA
- Crate Time: man
- Crate Time: this could never be a show
- Crate Time: it'd have to be a netflix original
- Crate Time: or a YT series
- Crate Time: because this shit would /NOT/ fly with copyright
- Wankstain: I imagine if this were a netflix original
- Wankstain: Netflix would get
- Wankstain: So much goddamn money
- Crate Time: yeah
- Crate Time: anyway
- Wankstain: So both gods are summoned
- Wankstain: And the miner and his holopara barely escape.
- Wankstain: And they can only watch in horror as two eldritch beings fight for dominance
- Wankstain: Then the Miner remembers something he looted.
- Wankstain: "Wait, hold on..."
- Wankstain: And he digs in his backpack
- Crate Time: BoH
- Wankstain: And pulls out a fucking pulse destroyer
- Wankstain: Massively, massively upscaed
- Wankstain: upscaled*
- Wankstain: Into a not-BFG 9000
- Wankstain: And he just aims and fires
- Wankstain: The charging/beeping sound as it charges attracting the two elder gods' attention,
- Wankstain: Before their looks change from anger to sheer fucking "OH GOD NO" horror
- Wankstain: As a blue beam envelops them both, evaporating them.
- Crate Time: the miner just chucks shit out of their BpH looking for it.
- Crate Time: sight gag opertunity.
- Wankstain: A used lazarus injector
- Wankstain: An empty legion soul
- Crate Time: a music tape
- Wankstain: A bottle labeled "Dragon blood"
- Wankstain: Sonic Jackhammer
- Wankstain: Clownmask
- Wankstain: Grey jumpsuit
- Wankstain: The HoS's beret.
- Wankstain: etc
- Crate Time: a space bee
- Crate Time: fully grown
- Wankstain: "Oh, I was looking for you."
- Wankstain: "Bzzz."
- Wankstain: "I'll feed you later, daddy's gotta kill two elder gods."
- Crate Time: puts the bee back inside.
- Wankstain: yes
- Wankstain: Then he finally pulls out the BFG ripoff
- Wankstain: ...Fuck
- Wankstain: How would we do xenomorphs?
- Wankstain: That's REALLY copyrighted
- Crate Time: the answer is we don't
- Crate Time: because they've played /THEMSELVES/ out
- Wankstain: The S4 finale is replaced with Rev.
- Crate Time: is it just
- Wankstain: A bloodbath
- Crate Time: a finale for every large roundtype?
- Wankstain: Yes
- Crate Time: i'm game
- Wankstain: Every round buildup is either extended (AKA Shenanigans)
- Wankstain: Traitor
- Wankstain: Changeling
- Wankstain: Or Traitorling
- Crate Time: every season is a mapswap
- Wankstain: The final season is back on Cogmap
- Wankstain: And it opens with a telescientist finding the solarium
- Crate Time: however
- Wankstain: Only to get blasted in the back of the head by his assistant with a revolver
- Wankstain: "Nobody must learn of this."
- Crate Time: yeah that's the cold open.
- Wankstain: And the assistant blows his brains out.
- Wankstain: Because he learned of it.
- Wankstain: Then it pans up
- Wankstain: To show the Automaton just staring at what played out.
- Wankstain: It shakes it's head, and turns back to face the sun.
- Crate Time: zoom into sun
- Crate Time: titlesequence.
- Crate Time: interjected at the end with a BWOINK
- Crate Time: The_Production_Team Announces:
- Crate Time: We ran out of maps, sue us.
- Wankstain: And the finale episode
- Wankstain: Opens with this
- Wankstain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebnC_U83TjI
- Wankstain: Instead of the normal intro.
- Wankstain: With all the scenes, ofc
- Wankstain: Reenacted by the actors/animated
- Crate Time: yeah
- Crate Time: or should we just leave it normal as a reference to the original?
- Wankstain: Or it's a "Greatest scenes we've done"
- Wankstain: Someof the sprites are copyright
- Wankstain: So
- Crate Time: right
- Wankstain: And the scenes
- Wankstain: It'd have to be remade by actors/animators
- Wankstain: In the show's style, ofc
- Wankstain: The music could probs stay tho
- Crate Time: yeah
- Wankstain: And the finale is just
- Wankstain: A first person horror/survival thing
- Wankstain: It's the assistant that killed himself in the first episode.
- Crate Time: The solarium ends on the penultimate
- Crate Time: the finale is Disaster
- Wankstain: He wakes up unconsious in the maintenence shafts, covered in dirt and grime.
- Wankstain: And as the crew gathers into the safe zone after surviving the end of reality
- Wankstain: They ultimately realize the truth:
- Wankstain: They're stuck in a groundhog day situation.
- Wankstain: The only way to stop it is to destroy an elder god or themselves.
- Wankstain: Either one ends with the groundhog day scenario being fixed,
- Crate Time: The elder god is the production team.
- Wankstain: But one ends with the universe being annihilated,
- Crate Time: because admins
- Wankstain: And the other results in the universe being reset to before SS13 was created,
- Wankstain: But every being has knowledge of the events that transpired during and after it.
- Wankstain: Suffice to say
- Wankstain: The crew opts to kill the elder god.
- Wankstain: Because they ain't going down without a fight.
- Wankstain: And every single antag shows up to try and help the crew.
- Wankstain: Even as horrible eldritch monstrocities pour in from the outer dimensions
- Crate Time: they get teleported in
- Wankstain: The crew gets it's shit together, and the assistant flings himself into the solarium.
- Crate Time: by disaster
- Crate Time: someone asks
- Crate Time: 'Now why the fuck are you here?'
- Crate Time: 'Plot convenience.'
- Wankstain: "We're here to save the world."
- Crate Time: 'Yeah that too I guess.'
- Wankstain: Even the normally hostile syndicate nuclear team
- Wankstain: Is on the station's side
- Wankstain: Giving them immense fire support as the crew retraces their steps
- Wankstain: And the assistant charges into the solarium, and calms the automaton down.
- Wankstain: Just as the universe seems to be resetting, it stops.
- Wankstain: And the King in Yellow appears.
- Wankstain: AKA.
- Wankstain: "Oh, FUCK."
- Wankstain: The Assistant dives for his old corpse
- Wankstain: And grabs his revolver, magdumping the last five rounds into him.
- Wankstain: Nothing.
- Crate Time: magdumps 4
- Wankstain: Just as the King in Yellow approaches the prone assistant, ready to devour his soul,
- Wankstain: The Solarr Bee intervenes, and beans the King in Yellow on the head.
- Wankstain: Solar*
- Wankstain: They converse in whatever language the elder things on goonstation say
- Wankstain: And then the Lunar Bee and Overbee arrive.
- Wankstain: Then Ratvar and Nar-Sie appear on the outside of the Solarium.
- Wankstain: Then finally, Lord Singulo.
- Wankstain: The Assistant only barely manages to turn his head away as they tear him to shreds, and causes reality to continue restarting.
- Wankstain: Fade to white, then fade out.
- Wankstain: The Assistant wakes up on an idyllic Earth, set twenty years after the events transpired.
- Wankstain: The Syndicate and Nanotrasen agreed on a peace treaty after the universe almost ended,
- Wankstain: And vowed to put their plasma researches together for the betterment of Mankind.
- Wankstain: The result is a new golden age for man as they expand to the edges of the galaxy.
- Crate Time: seems like too nice an ending for a SS13 series
- Wankstain: The Assistant looks up at the sky, and sees two familiar blinking dots, and it zooms out to show his face, having grown a smile, and he walks off screen.
- Wankstain: And eh.
- Wankstain: It's either this or shit goes grimdark really fast and leads into Lifeweb.
- Wankstain: I'll gladly take the happy ending over the russian krok addict's wet dream
- Wankstain: Besides, after all that shit?
- Wankstain: The crew _earned_ eternal peace.
- Crate Time: zoom out
- Crate Time: BYOND window
- Crate Time: Chat:
- Crate Time: Medal Unlocked
- Crate Time: "Master of Unlocking"
- Wankstain: "Unlocked every medal! Way to go!"
- Wankstain: "(And you cleared the good ending!)"
- Crate Time: "Apply for Star-Trek Status"
- Wankstain: The Bad Ending, ofc
- Wankstain: Is the entire universe resetting
- Wankstain: And everyone forgetting it.
- Wankstain: Except for the Assistant
- Wankstain: Who just screams audibly.
- Crate Time: no
- Wankstain: As he has to relive all that shit AGAIN
- Crate Time: just replay the cold open of episode 1
- Wankstain: Except instead of the clown
- Wankstain: It's the assistant waking up in the dorms.
- Crate Time: no
- Wankstain: And he just looks around him, dead silent for a few moments.
- Crate Time: of that season
- Crate Time: where they shoot the scientist.
- Wankstain: Oh.
- Wankstain: Then he realizes what's happening
- Wankstain: And just
- Wankstain: Drops his gun
- Wankstain: And screams audibly
- Wankstain: And collapses from shock.
- Wankstain: Which is why he finds his gun has five rounds in it.
- Wankstain: He literally died from the shock of having to relive it all.
- Wankstain: That's how it ties in.
- Wankstain: Honk?
- Crate Time: brilliant.
- Crate Time: that's roughly
- Crate Time: 425 lines of chat
- Crate Time: so
- Crate Time: which gamemodes get a season
- Wankstain: A season finale?
- Crate Time: yeah
- Wankstain: Nuclear Emergency, Cult v Cult (Clockwork and Narsian), Rev, Malf AI, and Disaster
- Crate Time: 5 seasons
- Wankstain: Disaster is, obvs
- Wankstain: The finale
- Crate Time: 2 episodes each minimum
- Crate Time: how many eps per season
- Crate Time: minus the required 2 parters
- Wankstain: One round is traitor, another is changeling, one is traitorchan, one is Wizard, and one is Shadowlings
- Wankstain: So
- Wankstain: 5 Episodes
- Wankstain: Oh
- Wankstain: And one Extended one
- Wankstain: And a Meteor one
- Wankstain: So ten episodes a season, total, when you count the twoparter finale
- Crate Time: 9
- Crate Time: round it out to 10
- Wankstain: Enough for every job/role to get a spotlight
- Wankstain: With the Assistant being saved for last
- Crate Time: with each season starting with an extended round
- Crate Time: extra
- Wankstain: The Extended Round mostly just
- Wankstain: Establishes the station
- Crate Time: yeah
- Wankstain: The crew personalities
- Wankstain: etc
- Wankstain: Basically it's just a cozy af episode to watch
- Crate Time: so for each seasons
- Crate Time: 2 extended rounds, meteor, and the other ones
- Crate Time: Each season starts with an extended round except the final one
- Crate Time: which gets a short
- Crate Time: Short: This Place Again?
- Wankstain: The crew just
- Wankstain: Audibly groans
- Wankstain: Some of them shouting
- Wankstain: "WE'VE ALREADY WORKED ON THIS BEFORE WHY ARE WE BACK"
- Crate Time: Centcomm comes on the loudspeaker
- Crate Time: 'If you want a variety you need to stop destroying the stations we give you.'
- Wankstain: "...FAIR POINT."
- Crate Time: And of course
- Wankstain: "ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR WE'VE HAD TO FIGHT SO MUCH SHIT WE'RE PROBABLY MORE WELL TRAINED THEN EVEN YOUR DEATH SQUAD CORPS, CENTRAL."
- Wankstain: "...THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
- Wankstain: "CAPTAIN YOU MORON"
- Wankstain: etc
- Crate Time: jojo style to be continued as the death squad crash into the hull.
- Wankstain: All of them have holoparas
- Wankstain: And one of them gets into a fight with the Inquisitor Miner
- Wankstain: So they just have a stareoff
- Wankstain: As blood seeps out from under their suits
- Wankstain: As their stands fight.
- Wankstain: "So, we have the same type of guardian..."
- Wankstain: "Yeeeeeeep. Killed two Elder Gods last week. What about you?"
- Wankstain: "Oh, killed an ascendant with a supermatter sword after they arrived at Central."
- Wankstain: "Cool."
- Wankstain: y/y
- Crate Time: y
- Crate Time: recall the guardians
- Crate Time: the two lean against the walls and chat
- Crate Time: and become a sightgag later in the season.
- Wankstain: Ye
- Wankstain: They're seen in the bar sometimes
- Wankstain: Occasionally shooting goliaths
- Wankstain: etc
- Crate Time: just the usual
- Crate Time: totally not gay bro team
- Wankstain: Ye
- Crate Time: dorm scene
- Crate Time: both of them just walking past a NO ERP poster.
- Wankstain: Disaster round.
- Wankstain: He's just looking at a pile of bones and ash
- Wankstain: Holding a death squaddie's helmet in his hands.
- Wankstain: He just clangs it silently against his own helmet, and begins shaking.
- Wankstain: And his Guardian Spirit just looks solemn as well
- Wankstain: r8 my depressing writing
- Crate Time: 10/10
- ---
- Wankstain: Because this is something that
- Wankstain: Realistically
- Wankstain: Any sane human would do if their best buddie died
- Wankstain: And they had to witness it
- Crate Time: yeah
- Wankstain: And all that's left was their helmet
- Crate Time: and they're back for the happy ending at the end of the episode.
- Wankstain: Yep.
- Wankstain: They're sitting on a park bench, dressed down to their civvie fatigues
- Wankstain: Just chatting
- Wankstain: And their guardians are just posing and flexing
- Wankstain: Just overall basking in the sunlight
- Wankstain: The Clown and Mime are entertaining a bunch of kids at a birthday party
- Wankstain: The syndicate strike team are a SWAT team raiding a nearby crack house
- Wankstain: etc
- Crate Time: basically
- Crate Time: world server
- Wankstain: Everyone gets a happy ending.
- Crate Time: opertunity for a spinoff
- Crate Time: SS13 the sitcom
- Wankstain: And the finale cuts back to the Captain, his command crew, and Ian on the Bridge of the NSS Destiny
- Wankstain: Ready to explore the galaxy in NT's finest ship yet.
- Crate Time: SS13: Destiny
- Wankstain: And ofc
- Wankstain: Ian is wearing the Captain's Cap
- Wankstain: And he's the one to engage the Hyperdrive.
- Wankstain: "WHY DID YOU LET THE DOG DRIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvv..."
- Wankstain: honk?
- Crate Time: that's the aftercredit scene
- Crate Time: yes
- Crate Time: yes\
- Wankstain: So the NSS Destiny ends up lost in space
- Wankstain: And that spinoff is about them trying to return to known space.
- Crate Time: yeah
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