Gaben's coming to the next E3 (a rumor in st petersburg- anastasia)

(anon 1)
my game backlog is dwindling
(anon2)
my game backlog is bleak
(anon 3)
and i waisted my life posting on /v/ all week

(anons)
for since the launch of DOTA valve hasnt made a game
thank goodness for shitposting, that gets us through the day

HEY! have you heard? gaben's coming to the next E3
have you heard? what they're posting on the web?

(anon 1)
although gaben did not showed up
a game may still be on the works
(anons)
HALF LIFE PART THREEEEEE!
(anon1)
but please do not repeat


(anons)
a legend, a rumor, a stupid meme
something found inside the  code or in a hidden file

this rumor is part of our industry!

(anon 2)
they say to play the mod you have to pay a royal sum
to experience a game that may get close

(anon 3)
a donation for these models, they're alyx, i swear
(anon 4)
come get some AI scripts installed by the pair
(anon 5)
i got this from the appdata, looks like a real sign
(gaben, anons)
that we'll be getting something, before twenty tewntyfive (2025)

(dialog between gaben and some valve worker)
well gaben i got us the new team
all is going according to plan!, now all we need is a game
just think, friend, no more TF2 hats, no more paid mods
well have a full trilogy, half life one, half life two and half life, the next one!

(gaben singing)
its the rumor, the legend, the silly meme
its the anticipadted sequel that will make us rich
all the steam sales will get us lots of money

well find some mods made by the fans, and stitch them together
patch it up and put it on steam, imagine the reactions of the fanatics that day
who else could pull it off but the valve shills

it'll be new! it'll be new!
it'll be out! it'll be out!

and in /v/ they'll have some new game to complain about!

(anons)
HEY! have you heard? gaben's coming to the next E3
have you heard? what they're posting on the web?
hey!

(loud shitposting)
hey!
(even more loud shitposting)

HEY! have you heard? gaben's coming to the next E3
have you heard? anons, what do you suppose?

a fascinating mystery

(gaben)
the biggest con in history!

(anons)
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
its real or not?

(anon 1)
who cares? sage