18:43:16 Lianca tells you, "Hail, Ambassador. I
believe we here in the Bastion have a Wretch who
would be better served by finding a home in your
fair city."
18:43:32 You tell Lianca Vallah, Occult
Taskmaster, "Oh? And the name?"
18:43:40 Lianca tells you, "Young Clouseau."
18:43:57 Lianca tells you, "I would have
bothered some member of the Ebon Fist, but none
are immediately apparent to me."
18:44:23 You tell Lianca Vallah, Occult
Taskmaster, "Very well. Perhaps not all of you
heathens are without minds to serve them."
18:44:31 You tell Wretch Clouseau, "Greetings,
Wretch."
18:45:10 Clouseau tells you, "Hello there Knave."
18:45:17 You tell Wretch Clouseau, "Knave?"
18:45:25 Lianca tells you, "Have you considered
the jester arts? You really are rather funny."
18:45:33 Clouseau tells you, "Well you did call
me a wretch."
18:45:43 You tell Wretch Clouseau, "And that is
your title."
18:46:01 You tell Wretch Clouseau, "You will not
refer to the Archbishop and Ambassador of
Mhaldor as a 'knave'."
18:46:34 Clouseau tells you, "Well, you had it
coming my very high in rank religious person."
18:46:11 You scowl miserably at Clouseau.
18:46:36 You say to Clouseau in a pained voice,
"As a Wretch of the Ebon Fist, you are required
by law to be a Mhaldorian citizen."
18:46:43 You viciously smack Clouseau about the
chops.
18:46:56 Wretch Clouseau says, "That hurts my
good sir."
18:47:01 You say in a pained voice, "Good."
18:47:11 You say in a pained voice, "Perhaps
Suffering shall teach you something of respect."
18:47:44 Wretch Clouseau says, "No, actually
I've been down that route, it makes me even more
angry with myself and causes despair to others."
18:47:59 You ask in a pained voice, "What route?"
18:48:09 Wretch Clouseau says, "Good question."
18:48:12 Wretch Clouseau says, "I have no idea."
18:48:22 Wretch Clouseau says, "But know this...
I've read books."
18:48:26 Wretch Clouseau says, "About this sort
of stuff."
18:48:59 You ask in a pained voice, "I do not
appreciate banter with a Wretch. You will become
a citizen of Mhaldor through my graces, or you
shall be cast out from your house. Which do you
choose, Wretch?"
18:49:26 Wretch Clouseau says, "Before we
proceed my Eminence, what is a banter."
18:50:02 You say in a pained voice, "Your
present habit of speaking flippantly to a
superiour of Mhaldor."
18:50:10 Wretch Clouseau says, "Sorry sir."
18:50:24 You say in a pained voice, "Now, you
will follow me."
18:50:31 Wretch Clouseau says, "Sure thing
whatever you say."
<we go to Mhaldor, I grab the branding iron, blah blah>
18:51:42 Wretch Clouseau says, "What a very
melancholy place, sir."
18:51:54 You say in a pained voice, "Melancholy
is the least of your worries."
<we go to the tree at the Avenue of Trapped Souls>
18:52:27 You say in a pained voice, "You will
please now QUIT ASHTAN."
18:52:38 Wretch Clouseau says, "Sure thing."
18:53:04 You say in a pained voice, "Now, you
will please read the tree here."
18:53:07 You nod your head at a massive tree.
18:53:09 Wretch Clouseau says, "Sure thing sir."
18:53:18 You say in a pained voice, "And then,
kneel before it and speak the Oath there aloud."
18:53:23 You say in a pained voice, "Then, you
shall be branded a slave."
18:53:35 Wretch Clouseau says, "I don't like the
idea of that."
18:53:38 Wretch Clouseau says, "But ok."
18:53:40 Clouseau drops to one knee.
18:53:57 You say in a pained voice, "You will
like what we tell you to like. Suffering shall
be among them."
18:54:16 Wretch Clouseau says, "I hereby pledge
myself to the Lord of Evil in my eternal service
to Mhaldor. My blades to purge the weak, my body
to protect our land, my mind to spread the
teachings of our Master, and my soul to serve
Him in my death."
18:54:26 You say in a pained voice, "So it is
witnessed."
18:54:33 Wretch Clouseau says, "That's very,
very, very disturbing, sir."
18:54:40 Wretch Clouseau says, "That description
on that tree you got there."
18:54:58 Wretch Clouseau says, "Just saying."
18:55:02 You say to Clouseau in a pained voice,
"You are clearly not fit to serve. Be gone,
before I slay you."
18:55:20 Wretch Clouseau says, "Wait wait wait."
18:55:21 You say in a pained voice, "Three."
18:55:24 You raise an eyebrow questioningly.
18:55:28 Wretch Clouseau says, "Let me
reconsider."
18:55:39 You have tmoted: Nizaris rolls his eyes
at Clouseau.
18:55:52 Wretch Clouseau says, "I'm uh."
18:55:56 Wretch Clouseau says, "Just a bit."
18:56:00 Wretch Clouseau says, "Er."
18:56:05 Wretch Clouseau says, "Ah nevermind."
18:56:39 You raise an eyebrow questioningly.
18:56:43 Wretch Clouseau says, "I'll follow your
rules, sir."
18:56:50 Wretch Clouseau says, "But can I just
ask one question."
18:57:20 You say in a pained voice, "What,
Wretch? You are wearing my patience rather thin."
18:57:33 Wretch Clouseau says, "Sorry about that,
 but will I be able to rise in the ranks of
Mhaldor?"
18:57:49 You say in a pained voice, "With a
mouth like yours ..."
18:58:01 You say in a pained voice, "Let us say
that your Suffering shall be exquisite."
18:58:10 You say in a pained voice, "And that
you will either grow strong, or perish."
18:58:39 Wretch Clouseau says, "Hokey dokey
artichokey."
You focus your murderous intent upon Clouseau.
<I decay him to death>
18:58:55 You say in a pained voice, "The answer
is no."
18:58:58 The soul of Clouseau says, "I see."
18:59:02 The soul of Clouseau says, "Very well
then."
18:59:11 The soul of Clouseau says, "You have a
good day."

And later ...

20:08:54 Clouseau tells you, "Good sir do you
have any compassion?"
20:09:05 You tell Clouseau, "Compassion is a
sign of weakness."
20:09:36 Clouseau tells you, "But compassion =
love for others, love for others = unity and
united we stand, divided we fall."
20:09:45 Clouseau tells you, "Thou art speaking
ill logic."
<Logic, you say?>
20:10:11 You tell Clouseau, "Silence, heathen.
You have been determined, and are still
demonstrating thusly, to not be fit for Mhaldor."
20:11:06 Clouseau tells you, "I feel sorry for
you."
<Go join Shallam.>