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Stranger: [Dictionary]
Nowweh, before I carry on, I need to update your dictionary an itsy bitsy bit! Do understand, if you do not... adapt.. this dictionary, your life is.. forfeit of all humanity.
(EFFORT) is the act of sacrificing your time, attention, memories, funds, to achieve any one thing. Making a painting, doing a hand-stand, practising something. Talking is not effort.
(TRULOV) is the sacred promise "Togeether, Foreever, No matter what". Every other visage of "loove" is a mirage, a lie, deceit, fiilthy deefacing! A FORGERY! A KNOCK-OFF!
(R0MANCE) is the action of, proving TRULOV, through saacrifice, paain, triaals, and other efforty ways
(DEVOTION) is the action of, turning your back on frieeends, faamily, career, belieefs, the entire humaan raace, moorals... Just to pursue your goal.
(CONNECTION) is the sacred, indescribable by words, most amazing thing that huuman beings are capable of. Be it objects, ideas, dreams, wishes, other people, or simply a goal you sought out to do. No other being has this divine ability to imagine an idea, grapple to it, and reel it into reality.
(PROMISE) is a 'contract' based on high-trust, one stating that you will DEVOTE your life, to upkeeping the condition you promise.
(FINDING) is the act of discovering (effortlessly) something that

[About/me]
Now, I am a ABSOLUTELYBATSHITINSANELYOBSESSEDWITHL0V3 fluffy thing, extremely and ultimately devoted, to TRULOV.
How devoted I am? Truly nothing is 'above' making and keeping the promise of TRULOV. The moment you say ANYTHING is more important than TRULOV... be it gender, 'type', 'beliefs' or your comfort... in that moment, I will set you on fire with gasoline, you libertine filth~ TRULOV is so important, so precious, that a psychotic fit of rage is a BARE MINIMUM requirement of protecting TRULOV <3 . TRULOV is more important and valuable than any life, idea, item or sentiment... No hesitation, no delay, no questioning. TRULOV > THE ENTIRE WORLD. TRULOV > EVERY HUMAN AND ANIMAL LIFE ALTOGETHER.

[L0VE/EXAMPLE]
Essentially, slapping me across the face is romaantic. It might not feel good, but the high you get after feeeling my resolve with that slap, is soo awesome <3. To see me still with you, no matter how bad things get, nhhh~ eeeccstaaasyyyy <3 Simply because I went through the effort to ignore it, for TRULOV~!
After all...A bond without pain, isn't a bond at all..

[The saddest]
raaaapeee is the saddest thing ever, it'z actually sadder than buurniin orphaans or all 'em staarvin afriCAN kiidz!
cuz it's like, you's saving yourself for your one TRULOV, and then your v-card stolen forevers ;^; !! you has to keel to takes backsies... but keel is illegoool ;~; stupid law KEELS DEEMSS TO TAKE BAK THE CHERRIEH! `^`

[Miscellaneous Cy00tnessss]
The yo yo... is a cuute toy that always comes back <3 and is on a leash anyway~ Nya. IT'S ALWAYS YOURS. @_@
I'm lethally loyal, cuute and annoying? I make a great companion :3
Make the sacred promise.. "Together, till death due us part"~ <3
d-devotion .A. ... luuuv, looyalty, faithfuulness, fideelity, committmeeent, allegiance, deedicaatioon, devoutness... roomaancee...
hey... heeey... do you want TRULOV? :c I do... prove you want it.. and we can daatee!.. it's that easy!.. I already proved it... Loook aroound!... ... It's lonely being the only real human being with a real heart...

[Heyo]
I've one simple thought at heart, in mind, carved into my soul, as my one and only very reason for being in this world~ Lets build within eachother, an inner warmth, the fire of true loove~ To melt into the ice a way, into this cold world, a paved path to ultimate happiness~ To be togeether, foreeever. And truly, no matter what.

[Contact]
After all, if you genuinely quiver with excitement from what I offer... You will need a way to get in Touch, with my heeart~
Earn a chance, by finding a path within here: [ http://pastebin.com/raw/XzpDpFLy ]
hint: RAEEPP meh with affection into chu submission~ raaeep with luv ish gud, no matter what~

[Brief/tl;dr]
100% seerious: I can be cyoot, smaart, endearing... and most importantly: I AM Truly Devoted to TRULOV. What else do you need before you tie your heeart to me?
Just shuddup! I knoow we don't knoow one-other and we ain't spent time together at all! But wha's the point if you'll leave later?!
All those moments... Just so you can say "no" ?!...
So... can you find it in your heeart... to promise the sacred promise... promise it from the start, before we even meet...
I don't care if it's right or wrong or againts someone or scary or whatever!!...

putting everything aside, would you want what im offering ;^; ?

I moaaan and blush like an anime girl ._. ...
Tad'a crazy to make me that much more fun~!

Try and BE awesome.. Commit to me.. Never leave my side, and I'll do the same for you! It's fair and fuun! Commitment.. Reetards can't do it.

Imma keel myseelf, and the only way to stop me is to maarry me and only you alone be with mee foreeveer >:T !!!11