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  1. [23:06] Daedalize Sigrun arrives, looking curious.
  2. [23:06] Mr_Wilt Nolan runs down to the shore. "What's up?"
  3. [23:06] Mr_Wilt He's still got his fancy Security outfit on.
  4. [23:06] Feierzeit Spencer arrives.
  5. [23:07] salmander Ilana is standing next several SCUBA outfits and harpoon guns. "There is something in the pool."
  6. [23:08] Sequence Eva arrives.
  7. [23:08] Mr_Wilt "There's always something in the pool. Harpoon guns?"
  8. [23:08] Mr_Wilt "Is Moby Dick in the pool?"
  9. [23:08] Sequence She purposefully stands a bit away from Spencer.
  10. [23:08] Feierzeit Spencer says nothing.
  11. [23:08] salmander "I don't know. It was hot when it came out but it has cooled off."
  12. [23:11] Mr_Wilt Nolan shrugs. He puts Ryan's rifle in a drybag, suits up, and grabs a harpoon gun.
  13. [23:11] Feierzeit Spencer puts his gun and cane in a bag and suits up. He's glad for an excuse not to talk.
  14. [23:11] Daedalize Sigrun stows her pistol in the bag, then puts on the SCUBA suit and straps on her grenade belt.
  15. [23:11] Sequence Eva just puts her shit away and suits up. Jesus fuck, this is exactly like high school.
  16. [23:12] Mr_Wilt Nolan leaps on into the pool with his shit.
  17. [23:12] Feierzeit Spencer follows.
  18. [23:12] salmander "It's near this part of the shore, but still a ways in. 8 meters depth."
  19. [23:13] Daedalize Sigrun nods to Ilana, then dives in.
  20. [23:13] Mr_Wilt Nolan's off! Swimming and whatnot!
  21. [23:13] Feierzeit Spencer swims and looks around for whatever it is.
  22. [23:13] Sequence Eva's swimman'.
  23. [23:14] salmander Everything underneath the water is casted in a red tint
  24. [23:14] salmander It's rather chilly
  25. [23:14] Sequence JUST LIKE FUCKING HOME.
  26. [23:14] Daedalize Sigrun doesn't give a fuck about cold. Cold is her element.
  27. [23:14] Mr_Wilt Nolan shivers a bit. Cold is kinda gay.
  28. [23:14] Feierzeit Spencer really does not like being cold. He's from Utah, dammit.
  29. [23:15] Sequence Eva just swims faster.
  30. [23:15] salmander The bottom of the pool is covered in rocks, most centering around 6 inches in length
  31. [23:15] salmander They're all smoothed and covered in a red lichen
  32. [23:15] Daedalize Sigrun assumes they have samples of that already, and doesn't bother taking more.
  33. [23:16] Mr_Wilt Nolan looks for this Moby Dick.
  34. [23:16] salmander Every so often you can see a large, black, igneous boulder from the cooled blood of the red worm
  35. [23:16] Feierzeit Spencer just keeps swimming, just keeps swimming, just keeps swimming...
  36. [23:16] Sequence Eva swims over to one of those and taps it.
  37. [23:16] salmander As you swim deeper the rocks get bigger
  38. [23:16] salmander Eva taps an igneous rock
  39. [23:17] Sequence Eva keeps swimman'.
  40. [23:17] Daedalize Sigrun watches for things what need harpooning.
  41. [23:17] salmander They're several feet in diameter by now
  42. [23:17] salmander Sedimentary by the looks of it
  43. [23:18] Feierzeit Spencer feels anxious.
  44. [23:18] salmander And lying right in the center of an enclave of rocks is a large, metamorphic, brown boulder
  45. [23:18] salmander Mainly distinguished by the fact that there is no lichen on it
  46. [23:19] Mr_Wilt Nolan swims up near it a bit and begins to examine.
  47. [23:19] Feierzeit Spencer looks at it. <<I sincerely hope we will not be required to fight another large bird.>>
  48. [23:19] salmander It has several pointy bits extending from its top and sides
  49. [23:19] Mr_Wilt Nolan prods it with his harpoon gun.
  50. [23:20] salmander Eyes shift open
  51. [23:20] salmander Anyone nearby roll athletics
  52. [23:20] Daedalize Sigrun keeps her distance.
  53. [23:20] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 Ohfuck
  54. [23:20] Glacon Mr_Wilt: Ohfuck: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, 0, -, -)
  55. [23:20] Sequence 6df+6
  56. [23:20] Glacon Sequence: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  57. [23:20] Feierzeit 6df+3
  58. [23:20] Glacon Feierzeit: 4 (6df+3=-, +, -, 0, +, +)
  59. [23:20] Feierzeit er, +4
  60. [23:20] Feierzeit so 5
  61. [23:21] salmander A mouth opens up at the end of the boulder and sucks in water
  62. [23:21] salmander And part of Nolan
  63. [23:22] salmander He manages to get out of the way, but not before the rocky mouth chomps down on his foot
  64. [23:22] salmander -2 body
  65. [23:22] Mr_Wilt "FFFFUCK!"
  66. [23:22] salmander Nolan is underwater
  67. [23:22] salmander Where no one can hear him scream
  68. [23:22] Mr_Wilt Imagine that was over the radio, then.
  69. [23:23] Sequence Eva darts forth and starts banging on the rock.
  70. [23:23] Mr_Wilt Nolan shoots at the rock with the harpoon gun
  71. [23:23] Mr_Wilt 6df+8 YOU ARE A BUTT AND I HATE YOU
  72. [23:23] Glacon Mr_Wilt: YOU ARE A BUTT AND I HATE YOU: 7 (6df+8=-, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  73. [23:23] salmander The boulder extends its fins and begins flapping them, rising up in the water
  74. [23:23] salmander 4df+10 A rock
  75. [23:23] Glacon salmander: A rock: 10 (4df+10=0, +, 0, -)
  76. [23:23] salmander The harpoon bounces off of it
  77. [23:24] salmander 6df+10 reroll
  78. [23:24] Glacon salmander: reroll: 11 (6df+10=-, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  79. [23:24] salmander Nope, still uneffective as ever
  80. [23:24] Sequence 6df+4 percept to find that fucker's weak points, then shank with a knife
  81. [23:24] Glacon Sequence: percept to find that fucker's weak points, then shank with a knife: 7 (6df+4=+, +, +, 0, 0, 0)
  82. [23:25] salmander Probably its membranous fins
  83. [23:25] salmander The boulder begins to rise up further
  84. [23:25] Feierzeit Spencer moves back, but keeps his harpoon gun trained on the boulder.
  85. [23:25] Mr_Wilt Nolan loads the harpoon gun with another motherfucking harpoon. Fuck that motherfucker.
  86. [23:25] salmander Then suddenly sucks in water and puffs out
  87. [23:25] salmander Roll defense eva and nolan
  88. [23:25] Sequence 6df+6
  89. [23:25] Glacon Sequence: 9 (6df+6=+, -, 0, +, +, +)
  90. [23:25] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 HNNNNNNGH
  91. [23:25] Glacon Mr_Wilt: HNNNNNNGH: 8 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, +, +)
  92. [23:26] Sequence <<Go for the fins!>>
  93. [23:26] salmander Both are simply sent head over heals as the rocky body smashes into them
  94. [23:26] salmander No body damage
  95. [23:26] Daedalize 6df+6 Perception to Throwing || Sigrun is watching it do that sucking thing as she swims upwards.
  96. [23:26] Glacon Daedalize: Perception to Throwing || Sigrun is watching it do that sucking thing as she swims upwards.: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, 0, -)
  97. [23:26] salmander As it expands the boulder begins to float towards the surface
  98. [23:26] Sequence 6df+5 Eva throws a knife right at that fucker.
  99. [23:26] Glacon Sequence: Eva throws a knife right at that fucker.: 6 (6df+5=+, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  100. [23:27] salmander 6df+10 nope
  101. [23:27] Glacon salmander: nope: 15 (6df+10=+, +, 0, +, +, +)
  102. [23:27] Feierzeit Spencer swims to match its altitude.
  103. [23:27] salmander Eva's knife misses completely
  104. [23:27] Mr_Wilt Nolan uses dat free maneuver and fires at the fin.
  105. [23:27] Sequence Eva grabs it on her way up.
  106. [23:27] salmander How does she even throw a knife
  107. [23:27] Mr_Wilt 6df+12 COME AT ME BRO
  108. [23:27] Glacon Mr_Wilt: COME AT ME BRO: 12 (6df+12=-, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  109. [23:27] salmander 6df+10
  110. [23:27] Feierzeit 6df+8 Spencer uses maneuver to fire at the fin
  111. [23:27] Glacon salmander: 11 (6df+10=0, +, -, 0, 0, +)
  112. [23:27] Glacon Feierzeit: Spencer uses maneuver to fire at the fin: 8 (6df+8=0, 0, +, -, +, -)
  113. [23:27] salmander 6df+10
  114. [23:27] Glacon salmander: 10 (6df+10=0, +, -, 0, 0, 0)
  115. [23:28] salmander Nolan's harpoon pierces its fin and causes it to flail
  116. [23:28] salmander It expels water rapidly and flies off backwards
  117. [23:28] salmander Right into Spencer
  118. [23:28] salmander Roll pdef spencer
  119. [23:28] Feierzeit 6df+6
  120. [23:28] Glacon Feierzeit: 8 (6df+6=+, -, -, +, +, +)
  121. [23:29] Mr_Wilt Nolan loads another harpoon into the gun and swims after that stupid fucking fish.
  122. [23:29] salmander The boulder rams Spencer into a wall of the lake. Through some twist of fate there's an enclave right where Spencer hits the wall, allowing him to avoid being crushed. No damage.
  123. [23:30] Feierzeit Spencer curses inaudibly within his suit.
  124. [23:30] salmander The fish puffs up again and bounces off the wall, upwards
  125. [23:30] Daedalize 6df+8 tagging Onwards! || Sigrun attempts to toss a grenade into its open mouth when it sucks.
  126. [23:30] Glacon Daedalize: tagging Onwards! || Sigrun attempts to toss a grenade into its open mouth when it sucks.: 7 (6df+8=0, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  127. [23:31] Feierzeit 6df+8 tagging maneuver for -1 AP: Spencer shoots at the thing's good fin
  128. [23:31] Glacon Feierzeit: tagging maneuver for -1 AP: Spencer shoots at the thing's good fin: 12 (6df+8=+, 0, +, 0, +, +)
  129. [23:31] Mr_Wilt Nolan fires at the fin of the fish once more.
  130. [23:31] Mr_Wilt 6df+12 Taggin' Maneuver for -1 AP
  131. [23:31] Glacon Mr_Wilt: Taggin' Maneuver for -1 AP: 11 (6df+12=-, 0, -, -, +, +)
  132. [23:31] salmander 4df+10
  133. [23:31] Glacon salmander: 8 (4df+10=-, +, -, -)
  134. [23:32] salmander 6df+10 well fiiine
  135. [23:32] Glacon salmander: well fiiine: 10 (6df+10=-, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  136. [23:32] salmander The grenade fails to reach the things mouth and explodes harmlessly in the center of the lake
  137. [23:32] Sequence Eva swims above it and waits for it to hit her.
  138. [23:33] salmander Meanwhile harpoons pierce its dorsal fin and other fin. Dirt sprays everywhere
  139. [23:34] salmander It spews out water downwards, propelling itself upwards
  140. [23:34] salmander Pdef Eva
  141. [23:34] Sequence 6df+6 fuck fuck fuck
  142. [23:34] Glacon Sequence: fuck fuck fuck: 6 (6df+6=0, -, 0, +, +, -)
  143. [23:35] salmander It smashes into Eva on the way up, knocking her out of the way as it propels itself out of the pool
  144. [23:35] salmander -2 body
  145. [23:35] salmander There's a muffled thud as it lands on shore up above
  146. [23:35] Sequence "Fuck!" Eva spins wildly until she regains control.
  147. [23:36] Daedalize Sigrun shoots upwards towards the surface.
  148. [23:36] Sequence Eva swims up.
  149. [23:36] salmander The rock is lying on the shore, its fins retracted
  150. [23:36] Feierzeit Spencer reloads a harpoon and swims up.
  151. [23:36] Mr_Wilt Nolan ascends rapidly, throwing away the harpoon gun and retrieving Ryan's rifle from his drybag.
  152. [23:37] Sequence Eva rips open her drybag and grabs a knife.
  153. [23:37] Feierzeit Spencer reaches shore and drops the harpoon gun, grabbing his revolver. Good, it's loaded.
  154. [23:37] Sequence Eva advances on the rock.
  155. [23:37] Daedalize Sigrun gets her gun out of her bag.
  156. [23:38] Mr_Wilt Nolan's the first one to fire at the motherfucker.
  157. [23:38] Mr_Wilt 6df+8 PEWPEWPEW
  158. [23:38] Glacon Mr_Wilt: PEWPEWPEW: 9 (6df+8=0, +, -, +, -, +)
  159. [23:38] salmander 4df+10 rock mode
  160. [23:38] Glacon salmander: rock mode: 12 (4df+10=0, +, +, 0)
  161. [23:38] salmander The bullets ping off uselessly
  162. [23:39] salmander At the shooting several fins extend the bottom of the fish
  163. [23:39] Sequence 6df+4 maneuver to find your weak spots, punk
  164. [23:39] Glacon Sequence: maneuver to find your weak spots, punk: 6 (6df+4=0, +, +, 0, -, +)
  165. [23:39] Daedalize 6df+6 lrning2weakpoint
  166. [23:39] Glacon Daedalize: lrning2weakpoint: 6 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, -, +)
  167. [23:39] salmander Maybe the giant fins that just appeared and are making it begin to roll right towards you
  168. [23:39] salmander Roll athletics, DC 5
  169. [23:40] Sequence 6df+6
  170. [23:40] Glacon Sequence: 4 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, -, -)
  171. [23:40] Daedalize All of us?
  172. [23:40] salmander yep
  173. [23:40] |<-- Mr_Wilt has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  174. [23:40] Feierzeit 6df+4 ath
  175. [23:40] Glacon Feierzeit: ath: 3 (6df+4=+, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  176. [23:40] -->| Mr_Wilt (Mibbit@synIRC-785B6912.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #redpool
  177. [23:41] Daedalize 6df+3 Oh fuck.
  178. [23:41] Glacon Daedalize: Oh fuck.: 3 (6df+3=0, +, 0, -, +, -)
  179. [23:41] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 Rerollan'
  180. [23:41] Glacon Mr_Wilt: Rerollan': 5 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, -, -)
  181. [23:41] salmander Welp
  182. [23:41] salmander Everyone but nolan roll pdef
  183. [23:41] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 You're all butts
  184. [23:41] Glacon Mr_Wilt: You're all butts: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  185. [23:41] Sequence 6df+6
  186. [23:41] Glacon Sequence: 4 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  187. [23:41] Feierzeit 6df+6 pdef NERD ARMOR
  188. [23:41] Glacon Feierzeit: pdef NERD ARMOR: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  189. [23:42] salmander Nolan isn't supposed to roll pdef
  190. [23:42] Mr_Wilt Oh, BUT Nolan.
  191. [23:42] Mr_Wilt Okay.
  192. [23:42] Daedalize 6df+6 Roll, roll, fight the powah
  193. [23:42] Glacon Daedalize: Roll, roll, fight the powah: 7 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, +, -)
  194. [23:43] |<-- Mr_Wilt has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  195. [23:43] -->| Mr_Wilt (Mibbit@synIRC-785B6912.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #redpool
  196. [23:43] salmander Sigrun has her toes run over. -1 body. Eva and Spencer are not so lucky and are thankfully rammed instead of run over. -2 body.
  197. [23:44] Feierzeit "Ooof!"
  198. [23:44] salmander The fish keeps going and slams into the site wall, bouncing off and falling back
  199. [23:44] Sequence "Aaaagh!"
  200. [23:45] Mr_Wilt Nolan fires at that goddamn fishy motherfucker. "Fuck you, you overgrown piece of shit!"
  201. [23:45] Mr_Wilt 6df+8 RRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH
  202. [23:45] Glacon Mr_Wilt: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH: 8 (6df+8=+, -, +, +, -, -)
  203. [23:45] salmander It opens its eyes and gazes around, struggling with its stubby limbs to get off of its back
  204. [23:46] salmander 6df+7 prone
  205. [23:46] Glacon salmander: prone: 5 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  206. [23:46] Daedalize 6df+11 from maneuver || Sigrun shoots dem fins.
  207. [23:46] Glacon Daedalize: from maneuver || Sigrun shoots dem fins.: 8 (6df+11=0, -, -, -, 0, 0)
  208. [23:46] salmander The fish is shot in one eye and closes it. Its mouth opens, but it fails to make a sound
  209. [23:46] salmander Then the other is shot and it shakes back and forth, flailing
  210. [23:46] Feierzeit 6df+8 from maneuver: fin shotting
  211. [23:46] Glacon Feierzeit: from maneuver: fin shotting: 7 (6df+8=+, -, +, 0, -, -)
  212. [23:47] Sequence 6df+6 FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FINS
  213. [23:47] Glacon Sequence: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FINS: 2 (6df+6=-, -, -, 0, 0, -)
  214. [23:47] salmander It's shot in the lower left fins and retracts those
  215. [23:47] salmander Eva throws a knife at her foot and becomes incapped
  216. [23:47] Daedalize Are any of its parts frozen now?
  217. [23:48] salmander The grenade flies into its open mouth this time
  218. [23:48] salmander A muffled boom and it falls still
  219. [23:49] salmander Well then scratch that, the bullets hit the fish and do nothing, because it is rock
  220. [23:50] salmander The fish struggles back and forth as it fails to get off its back
  221. [23:52] Sequence Eva collapses on the sand. Whoops, rib injuries sure do suck.
  222. [23:53] salmander In perhaps what is just simple spite, or perhaps instinct, it spews the last bit of water from its mouth, superheated from its inner heat
  223. [23:53] salmander Everyone but Eva who is far away because she was rammed away then collapsed roll pdef
  224. [23:53] Mr_Wilt 6df+6
  225. [23:53] Glacon Mr_Wilt: 4 (6df+6=-, -, 0, 0, -, +)
  226. [23:53] Feierzeit 6df+6 deja fucking vu
  227. [23:53] Glacon Feierzeit: deja fucking vu: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  228. [23:54] Daedalize 6df+6 Sigrun is caught between parallel universes where random shit happened for no reason.
  229. [23:54] Glacon Daedalize: Sigrun is caught between parallel universes where random shit happened for no reason.: 2 (6df+6=-, 0, -, -, 0, -)
  230. [23:54] salmander Sigrun and Nolan are both sprayed. -2 body.
  231. [23:54] Mr_Wilt Nolan is stopped in his tracks. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCK!"
  232. [23:55] salmander It waves its fins in the air uselessly, finally accepting its defeat and lying still
  233. [23:55] Mr_Wilt He drops to the ground and rolls around in pain.
  234. [23:56] Feierzeit Spencer yells "Medic!" at the top of his lungs and runs towards Eva.
  235. [23:56] Daedalize Sigrun stumbles back and jump/falls into the pool.
  236. [23:56] Sequence Eva is fucking /out/ man.
  237. [23:57] Feierzeit Spencer hoists up Eva. Athletics?
  238. [23:57] Mr_Wilt Nolan rolls into the pool.
  239. [23:58] salmander Paramedics rush in and carry everyone off
  240. [23:58] Feierzeit Spencer runs in after them.
  241. [23:58] Feierzeit the paramedics, that is.
  242. [23:58] -->| Dae (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #redpool
  243. [23:58] |<-- Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dae))
  244. [23:58] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
  245. [23:58] Mr_Wilt Nolan is in so much pain from the bitten foot and oh god the burns.
  246. [23:59] =-= Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  247. [00:01] salmander Oh yeah and back to #farrecon
  248. [00:01] Feierzeit Spencer is extremely concerned for Eva and Mr. Patton.
  249. [00:01] salmander but not sigrun, that dick
  250. [00:02] Feierzeit she's awake at least
  251. [00:02] Feierzeit just mild concern for her
  252.  
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