Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.

If your father changed sexes because of you, you were a mistake

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.

You"re an imbecile of astronomical perportions

fuck you hoe

your gayer than king jong un... and thats saying something

Your vagina is so huge its wider than the pacific ocean

dick

beetch your a hoe

you smell worse than old lady socks

bandi is more mature than you

snooki has a smaller vag than you

your dick is like a pencil it keeps breaking

you dense motherfucker?

bitch please

/me calling jackass!

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!

You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.

How to know if someone is bitchmade: if they are you