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- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Oh hey athermal. How's you're in house troupe of furfaggot fucks that need to get shot?
- *DEAD* riley : um
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : your* excuse me.
- riley : hYpe LFT Open Scout : Oh hey athermal. How's you're in house troupe of furfaggot fucks that need to get shot?*
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Why is that significant enough to quote
- athermal ♥ : ? ? ? ?
- athermal ♥ : who the fuck even are you
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Ill give you a clue. Im not a gay furry or a weeb.
- riley : then what do u have to live for??
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : working
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : real life relationships
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : car
- riley : haha fag
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : you know
- Grassed : you live to work?
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : The shit you guys dont have
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I love my job
- athermal ♥ : dude epic
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I make silencers and shoot guns
- *DEAD* riley : sounds like you got mad awile ago
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : whats not to love
- *DEAD* athermal ♥ : you're pretty swagtastic
- Grassed : whats so fun in shooting guns
- Grassed : but hey, your life
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : uh
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : adrenaline
- *DEAD* Gabemo : have you ever shot a gun?
- Grassed : nothing more than airsoft
- .pumps : sorry lol
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : LOL>
- Gabemo : :|
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : bet you'd cry if you shot a fucking 22
- Grassed : are you 14?
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : 19
- riley : hype you;re a giant faggot
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : thats why I have a job
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : making silencers.
- Grassed : im guessing you didnt go to college
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : no
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I am
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Yes
- Grassed : community college right?
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : no
- *DEAD* icyfrenzy 'lft med 6s : wtf
- Goose : u guys are assholes
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : ^
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : athermal
- athermal ♥ : whatup bro
- (Voice) Goose: MEDIC!
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Tell koehler I said he needs to deep throat a shotgun and get some real problems
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : And if I ever find out where he lives
- riley : what is your problem
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I will assault him
- athermal ♥ : you gotta relax brother
- *DEAD* Grassed : LOL.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I am
- riley : what did he do to you
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : lol
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Raped me
- Grassed : Report it to the plice
- Grassed : difference between revenge and justice
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : will you do that for me athermal
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : oh
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : And reid says hes a cunt
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Tell him that too
- athermal ♥ : 11:35 PM - taylor: "I'd rather deepthroat you:
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : oh god
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : did he move bfs to you already
- athermal ♥ : hes talking to you
- athermal ♥ : not me
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : oh
- riley : hype who are u tho
- athermal ♥ : 11:35 PM - taylor: "at least it's contact"
- riley : like
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : oh yup
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : thats himw
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im batman
- riley : those movements arent human!!
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : No but really
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im pretty sure that kid is a sociopath
- Grassed : ?
- riley : arc is hacking !! THERES NO WAY
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : eyyy you figured it out
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : At least he carried your team
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Kids good.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I mean im a sociopath
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : SO I think id know
- Grassed : dude, please just talk to whover on skype
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Hey
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Fuck you cunt
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : mute me
- Grassed : classy
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : These are kids I dont like
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Why would I have them added
- athermal ♥ : i dont even know you dude
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Oh
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You do
- athermal ♥ : i know but like
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im just using you as a mediuym
- athermal ♥ : shit dude
- athermal ♥ : i just play tf2
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : medium
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Actually
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You're the one I always liked the most
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Seemed the least
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Introverted and beta
- riley : thats funny
- Grassed : Skype, oovoo, dolby axon, kik, text, anything else.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Grassed
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Get fucked
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : shut up
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Go see a vagina
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I know its tf2 so you're a homosexual
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : But, please.
- Grassed : how do people like you exist, so rude and uncaring
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Omg
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Its a video game
- !Nate : super srs chat
- riley : one day ill make it to gold, then i can shittalk people in pubs
- riley : that will be the day
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Oh im in playt now
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Plat
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Excuse me
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Riley who are you
- riley : OH SORRY SIR
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Its ok boy
- riley : im athermals friend
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : And you're reason for speaking is...?
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : your*
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : fuck
- riley : youre a faggot
- riley : ?
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Fair enough
- riley : athermal cares too much about his rep
- athermal ♥ : ???
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : wtf
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : rofl
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : my hands lare like
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : 6 degrees
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : maybe
- *DEAD* gigabyte : yall need to shut up and go lift some weights you pussies
- gigabyte : i do alpha male shit
- Grassed : ^
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I box and do that
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Does that count
- gigabyte : no
- gigabyte : boxing is for bitches
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : lawl
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Box me?
- *DEAD* Grassed : not really, since you seem to gain pride in your guns
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : pls
- gigabyte : i would take you down
- gigabyte : and choke you out
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : right
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : you're prolly like
- riley : choke him out in boxing???
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : 5/7
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : ^
- gigabyte : i wouldnt box him
- gigabyte : i would hulk slam him
- gigabyte : and arm bar him
- gigabyte : and then see hwo well you box
- gigabyte : bitch
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Not if I cradle you
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Faggot
- gigabyte : i will eat a punch
- gigabyte : to take you down
- gigabyte : then you're done
- gigabyte : watch UFC 1, its prime example of that
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I bench 295. GL "Eating " a punch
- *DEAD* gigabyte : dude
- *DEAD* gigabyte : i bench 300
- *DEAD* Grassed : doesnt eman you can fight
- *DEAD* gigabyte : deadlift 350
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im a meathead
- *DEAD* gigabyte : and exactly
- Grassed : once again, doesnt mean you can fight
- gigabyte : lifting weights has nothing to do with fighting
- gigabyte : it can help
- gigabyte : but nothing to rely on
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Ive been boxing for a year and 6 months.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : To this day
- gigabyte : and you owuld get fucked up by a white belt in brazilian jui-jitsu
- bliznerdy : i've been masturbating for 5 years
- bliznerdy : to this day
- *DEAD* Grassed : hahaha
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I did juijitsy too
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Highschool\
- ...
- gigabyte : thank god everyone shut the hell up
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Athermal why did you stop talkijng
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : talking
- gigabyte : oh wait
- athermal ♥ : cuz this is dumb rofl
- gigabyte : mr. hype the "alpha" male is talking
- gigabyte : he "boxes"
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Why is alpha in quotes
- *DEAD* riley : once we started talking about fighting everyone got scared
- gigabyte : you think you're an alpha male
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : will you tell me about you now
- Grassed : because youre beta as fuck, its pretty apparent
- gigabyte : yeah hype
- gigabyte : you're a beat, who is trying to be alpha
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Lets see
- gigabyte : beta*
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I box
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I lift
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I have a good job
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I do my own car work
- Grassed : youre also raging and venting on tf2
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : i get laid nightly
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : No
- gigabyte : you are saying this over the internet
- Grassed : false
- yyyy2999 : lmao wtf no one cares
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im just talking shit to these kids
- gigabyte : at 2:30 am
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : its funny
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : ye
- rQwire↿⇂琪琪 : lol
- gigabyte : that is just ironic
- BrownRock : everything on this server is stupid right now.
- Grassed : youre trying to impress other kids
- gigabyte : the fact you dont see that
- gigabyte : means you're just an idiot
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Because everyone in tf2 make severything so personal
- ☭Makhshikyan☭ : (ง'̀-'́)ง Fight Me (ง'̀-'́)ง
- gigabyte : if you need to preach how "awesome" your life is at 2 am on the internet
- Grassed : Dude, just shut up, that's all we want.
- bliznerdy : fite me cowhard
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : But I wasnt talking to you dog
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I was talking to athermal
- Grassed : Just stop talking.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : To talk to someone else
- gigabyte : hype everyone wants you to just shut up
- riley : what did athermal even do
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im aware
- gigabyte : and go back to your boxing
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : He didnt do anything
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I cant
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : im sick
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : :(
- bliznerdy : me too
- bliznerdy : friken colds man
- gigabyte : oh you call yourself an alpha male
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : yup
- gigabyte : alpha males dont get sick
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : oh damn
- Grassed : Then get some rest, drink some nyquil.
- gigabyte : you weak little bitch
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Forreal
- gigabyte : hype is sick, so he plays tf2 until 2:30 a.m.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : alcohol is awful
- gigabyte : he does alpha male shit
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : ye
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : its 2:30 everywhere isnt it you dumb nigger cunt fuck
- Grassed : go sleep if youre sick
- gigabyte : look at hype
- gigabyte : hes salty
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Sinus infection
- gigabyte : such an alpha male
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Sleep doesnt matter
- gigabyte : he can insult over the internet
- gigabyte : wow you're an idiot
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Isnt that ywhat you're doing
- gigabyte : sleep is VERY important to any kind of recovery
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Except you're an idiot
- athermal ♥ : ☆⌒(≧▽゜)b Good job!
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Antibiotics are the only thing that can rid of it
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Sleep doesnt matter
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : PLUS
- gigabyte : and you're wrong
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : i slept like 14 hrs
- gigabyte : you very smart person
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Cool thing about my job
- gigabyte : hype just because you lift weights doesnt mean you have to be an idiot
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I get #13/hr
- gigabyte : but its cute that you live up to the stereotype
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : $
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : But
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im sick
- gigabyte : wow
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : So its cool
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Sick leave
- gigabyte : that is so awesome
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Right?
- gigabyte : you get payed by the hour
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : paid*
- gigabyte : you must have a great career
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : wow
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : inbred
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im 19
- *DEAD* gigabyte : i do what i want bitch
- *DEAD* gigabyte : payed*
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Its a GREAT job for now
- gigabyte : where i live we get payed in protein powder, cuz everyone lifts
- gigabyte : and no pussies like hype
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Why are you calling me dumnb
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : dumb
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : But spelling it "payed"
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Like
- gigabyte : who think 295 is something to brag about
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Next gen
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : idiot
- gigabyte : i do what i want
- gigabyte : payed*
- gigabyte : i'm an alpha male unlike you hype
- gigabyte : you pussy
- !Nate : I think you guys need a hug
- *DEAD* gigabyte : lol
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Jesus I would love to find this guy irl
- gigabyte : i'm just trolling him hard
- yyyy2999 : "anyone who has to say they are king, is no true king"
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : So he could cave
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : irl
- Goose : saint u cock
- gigabyte : hype i would choke your little bitch as out
- gigabyte : and then see how alpha you are
- gigabyte : when i tea bag you
- gigabyte : and you cannot do a thing
- athermal ♥ : ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You're probably like...half my size.
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : lmao choke me
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I DO LE JU JITSU
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : I CAN TRIANGLE CHOKE
- gigabyte : BJJ > boxing
- gigabyte : but you're a little pussy
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Sure, if you're good at it. I just do both because both are a fun thing to discipilne yourself in.
- gigabyte : so i dont expect you to know a thing about fighting
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : But I do
- *DEAD* athermal ♥ : (⌒▽⌒)
- athermal ♥ : (⌒▽⌒)
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You dont
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You just said "choke out":
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : That alone
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Means you dont know
- Goose : wow. alot of people talking shit over the internet, as if their opinion matters!
- gigabyte : hype you arent alpha
- gigabyte : go back to your little bitch ass boxing
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Will you just give me your address already
- gigabyte : LOL
- gigabyte : dude you are funny
- gigabyte : you're getting trolled so hard
- gigabyte : you're freaking funny
- riley : anyone wanna yiff
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You're saying
- Grassed : wouldnt say funny, just sensitive
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You're trolling me
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : That alone isnt trolling
- athermal ♥ : i am always dty
- gigabyte : dude you're reacting to me
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : You're an inbred nigger for saying that
- gigabyte : and its hilarious
- gigabyte : you're such a little douche in real life
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Eh
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Im having a good time
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : SO it works for me
- gigabyte : yeah you obv are
- gigabyte : LOL
- Gustavo Fring : stfu all of you
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : If I wasnt
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Wouldnt I have left
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Or not said anything
- Xig : do you guys like memes?
- gigabyte : no because you're salty
- athermal ♥ : yes i love memes
- bliznerdy : meme me
- Goose : currently everyone is being a douche,. everyone shut the fuck up
- Grassed : depends on your pride
- gigabyte : and pretty stupid
- bliznerdy : i wanna get memed
- riley : get shrecked XDD
- Mratt : ;33
- Xig : how about everyone tells everyone their fav meme
- athermal ♥ : who uses a proxy to play a skial pub
- Grassed : oh god, please no memes.
- gigabyte : you arent even an alpha male hype
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : X
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Xig is ruining everything
- yyyy2999 : bad luck brian is funny
- Xig : mine are the angry poorly drawn cartoons
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : giga on a scale of hispanic to nigger
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : What inferior race are you
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Heres a survey.
- gigabyte : hype you little bitch beta
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Do you chant "WORLD STAR"
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : When you see a fight
- gigabyte : god, get to be alpha
- gigabyte : you pussy
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : haha
- gigabyte : take steroids bitch
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : no but really
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : What gross race are you
- (Voice) matt_: Thanks!
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : Oh god are you indian
- Grassed : you cant ask someone to be alpha.
- gigabyte : oh you're a beta and racist?
- hYpe LFT Open Scout : 4 inch average penis
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