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function getDirection(e, t) {
    var n = e.width(),
        r = e.height(),
        i = (t.x - e.offset().left - n / 2) * (n > r ? r / n : 1),
        s = (t.y - e.offset().top - r / 2) * (r > n ? n / r : 1),
        o = Math.round((Math.atan2(s, i) * (180 / Math.PI) + 180) / 90 + 3) % 4;
    switch (o) {
        case 0:
            return "top";
        case 1:
            return "right";
        case 2:
            return "bottom";
        default:
            return "left"
    }
}
function reverse(e) {
    switch (e) {
        case "top":
            return ["top", 1];
        case "bottom":
            return ["top", - 1];
        case "left":
            return ["left", 1];
        default:
            return ["left", - 1]
    }
}
function sneak(e, t, n, r) {
    var i = ~~e.css(n[0]).replace("px", ""),
        s = n[1] * distance * (n[0] === "top" ? 1 : 2),
        o = s > 0 ? n[0] === "top" ? 90 : 240 : n[0] === "top" ? -90 : -240;
    i + ~~ (s * (n[0] === "top" ? 1 : xFactor)) + o > (n[0] === "top" ? wHeight() : wWidth()) ? e.css(n[0], n[0] === "top" ? "40px" : "100px") : i + ~~ (s * (n[0] === "top" ? 1 : xFactor)) - (n[0] === "top" ? 20 : 100) < 0 ? e.css(n[0], (n[0] === "top" ? wHeight() : wWidth()) + o - 40 + "px") : e.css(n[0], i + ~~ (s * (n[0] === "top" ? 1 : xFactor)) + "px");
    e.addClass("hovered skew" + t + (n[0] === "top" ? r : ""));
    $body.addClass("laugh");
    count++;
    (count === 6 || count === 3 && wWidth > 480) && $body.addClass("final");
    $.wait(300).then(function () {
        e.removeClass("hovered skew" + t + (n[0] === "top" ? r : ""))
    });
    $.wait(500).then(function () {
        $body.removeClass("laugh")
    })
}
function getDodgeSide(e, t) {
    var n = e.width();
    return t.x - e.offset().left > n / 2 ? "right" : "left"
}
$.wait = function (e) {
    return $.Deferred(function (t) {
        setTimeout(t.resolve, e)
    })
};
var xFactor = 1.4,
    win = $(window),
    $body = $("body"),
    wHeight = function () {
        return win.height()
    }, wWidth = function () {
        return win.width()
    }, distance = wWidth() < 481 ? 80 : 40,
    button = $("button"),
    count = 0;
$("button").on("mouseenter", function (e) {
    var t = $(this),
        n = getDirection(t, {
            x: e.pageX,
            y: e.pageY
        }),
        r = getDodgeSide(t, {
            x: e.pageX,
            y: e.pageY
        }),
        i = reverse(n);
    sneak($(this), n, i, r)
}).on("click", function (e) {
    var t = $(this),
        n = getDirection(t, {
            x: e.pageX,
            y: e.pageY
        }),
        r = getDodgeSide(t, {
            x: e.pageX,
            y: e.pageY
        }),
        i = reverse(n);
    sneak($(this), n, i, r)
}).addClass("on").one("mouseenter", function () {
    $.wait(6e3).then(function () {
        $body.addClass("final")
    })
});
$(".copyright").on("click", "a", function (e) {
    wWidth() < 480 && !$body.hasClass("final") && e.preventDefault()
});
win.on("resize", function () {
    var e = ~~ ((button.offset().left + 100) / wWidth() * 100);
    button.css({
        left: e + "%"
    });
    wWidth() < 480 ? distance = 40 : distance = 80
});
yepnope({
    load: ["//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js", "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1&appId=123142237735444"]
});