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- >"Hey 'Nonny!"
- >It's Pinkie.
- >That adorable bundle of bouncing autism.
- >She would usually make you smile at the sight of her.
- >She had always made you laugh at her jokes and pranks with Rainbow.
- >But not today.
- >You're grumpy and disappointed over Sweetie and the CMC intruding on your chance to get some sweet pone ass.
- >She didn't even pay you her allowance this week.
- >This was even the last week of her paying her allowance.
- >Goddammit, yesterday was the worst date of your life.
- >Not to mention, your first.
- >Oh, and Pinkie was still bouncing in front of you.
- "Hey Pinkie. Any new cupcakes this month?"
- >She tapped a hoof below her head and continued bouncing.
- >"Maybe there is, maybe there isn't! I don't know!"
- >She giggled and put out her tongue in a teasing manner.
- "Goddammit Ponka. Tell me. Is the Choco-Peanut Butter cupcake with sprinkles in-stock?"
- >She nodded her head and still bounced.
- >"Yup, 'Non!"
- >You just might be able to smile today.
- >"So, Anon, how's the knighting? I'm sure being a knight is fun! Do you get to wear a cool armor? Do you get to hear Twi use your dragon dildo collection? Do you get a cool swo--"
- >You shut her mouth.
- >Wait what
- >She said something about your dragon dildos.
- "Wait, what was that last thing?"
- >You slowly uncover her mouth.
- >"Do you get a cool sword?"
- "No, not that one. The one before that."
- >"Do you get to hear Twi use your dragon dildo collection?"
- >Yep, that's the one.
- "When did you learn about this, Pinkie?"
- >She shrugs.
- "Goddammit Ponk. Where did you hear about my dragon dildo collection?"
- >She shrugs again and bounces off.
- "Get back here Panko!"
- >You stand and watch her bounce off at running speed.
- >Her cute pony butt jiggles every time she lands.
- >You should totally get her, Anon.
- >Now is your chance, Anon.
- >Boner thinking: Activated.
- "Hey, hey, Pinkie! Wait up!"
- >She stops mid-bounce, as if she was stopped by time.
- >Goddammit Ponk.
- >You run after her and manage to reach the pink ass.
- "Yo-You--"
- >You wheeze and cough.
- >Damn, Anon, you gotta keep working on your cardio.
- >But cardio kills your gains.
- >Lesser of two evils.
- "--got a--"
- >You cough again.
- "--any work later?"
- >She giggled
- >"Nope, 'Non! Just finished a surprise party for someone special!"
- >Okay, we can still pull this off.
- >You clutch your chest and cough a bit more.
- >and some more.
- >and a bit more.
- "Pinkie, wanna hang out a bit later?"
- >She bounces and nods.
- >"Sure, 'Nonny! Where do ya wanna hang out?"
- >Crap. Now you got to think, Anon.
- >Where do you want to hang out?
- "Well,"
- >You stroke your chin.
- "I know a club where we can party."
- >You look at Pinkie and she gives it a bit of thought.
- >She smiles.
- >"Sure, 'Non! Lemme just get ready for the party!"
- >You nod and let Pinkie go off.
- >"Hey 'Nonny, I'm ready!"
- >Pinkie shouts into your ear as you walk away.
- >A blur of pink also appears into your face.
- >Nearly gave you a heart attack.
- >T'was not even a full 10 minutes of walking to the train station when she popped back into your field of vision.
- "Hey Pinkie."
- >You scowl and clutch your heart once more.
- >"Hey 'Nonny!"
- >She stares at you.
- >Okay.
- >You move out of the way and sidestep Pinkie.
- >Nope. She moves at lightning quick speed and maintains eye-contact with you.
- >It's as if she doesn't seem to move at all.
- >She still stares.
- >You stare back.
- "Can you move? I'd like to get myself ready for the party."
- >Pinkie looks a bit confused and makes a face of realization.
- >"Oh! Right, 'Non! I'm sorry!"
- >And she bounces out of the way, leaving you to walking to the train station home to Canterlot.
- "These goddamn ponies, I swear."
- >It's time to get ready to get smashed.
- >You look at your watch.
- >Only a measly 2 minutes has passed since you bought the train ticket.
- >How long does it usually take for these ponies' trains?
- >You inwardly shrug and look at your watch again.
- >2 and a half minutes.
- >Why only now were you complaining about the train?
- >Oh yeah, you usually planned Rara's date while waiting.
- >But there was no planning in partying in a club.
- >Oh look, 3 minutes.
- >"Hey Anon!"
- >Purple Smart.
- >PRINCESS Purple Smart.
- "Hey Purple Smart."
- >You quickly flash a smile and drop it as fast.
- >Goddamn trains. Why now has it been such an importance?
- >"You seem to be thinking of something important. What is it about?"
- >You look at her with a deadpan face and grumble something.
- >"W-what? I couldn't hear you."
- >You grumble once more, albeit somewhat louder.
- >"Again?"
- >She stretches her giraffe neck at you.
- >Fucking Alicorns, man. All up in your grill.
- "I'm going to a club with Pinkie later and get smashed."
- >"I for one am getting ready for a party that Pinkie prepared."
- >She smiled and winks.
- >What's that supposed to mean?
- "What the hell does that mean, Purple?"
- >The Smart Purple Mary Sue smiled again and bade you farewell.
- >You put on your new suit and tie, neatly packed in a box prepared by Rarity.
- >She claimed it to be an apology for allowing Sweetie Belle to follow her.
- >It fits nicely and way better than your previous suit.
- >You bring with you a flask containing some alcohol.
- >Ponies are more lightweight than the regular human, thus their drinks are way out of range for your liking.
- >Besides, you were going to the club to have fun, not be disappointed.
- >Anyhow, given that Pinkie is probably waiting, you rush to the club.
- >Opening the door, you were immediately assaulted with the immense sound.
- >Shit, it's more powerful than on Earth.
- >You scanned the club for Pinkie and finally settled your eyes on the jumpy pack of pony fur.
- >"'Nonny! 'Nonny! Here! Here!"
- >She waved at you and jumped in place for a few times.
- >You make your way towards Pinkie over at the bar.
- >"Hi 'Nonny! I know how ponies are SO lightweight and our alcohol is nothing compared to yours, so I ordered two bottles of vodka for ya! Isn't it great?"
- >Oh Pinkie.
- "Oh Pinkie, you know I'm not that of a heavy drinker."
- >You look at her and flash a genuine smile of amusement.
- >She laughs and drinks half of a bottle of pony vodka.
- "That's more I like it."
- >You take the remaining half bottle and chug the pony alcohol down.
- >It's practically water.
- >You take the other and chug it down as fast.
- "Another! I need more!"
- >You scream at the bartender, and she quickly scrambles for another bottle.
- >Tiny pony too clumsy.
- >Your third bottle was quickly smacked out of your hands by Pinkie.
- >"My turn! I want to get drunk!"
- >She takes a half of it and passes it to you.
- "Oh boy. We have to dance, Pinkie. I don't want this to end in me vomiting without dancing."
- >"Sure thing, 'Nooooonnnnnn!"
- >She's getting drunk.
- >Welp, no sense in not getting drunk yourself.
- >You pull out your flask and down your special mix.
- >You instantly recoil and smirk at yourself.
- >This is good.
- >Everything's a blur now.
- >Pinkie grabs you with her tail curl and pulls you to the dance floor.
- >You snap open your eyes.
- >You smack your lips.
- >You are in a pile of pone and your head hurts harder than banging it on a wall several times.
- >How many of these lightweight pony drinks did you take?
- >Did you take a hundred?
- >Fuck if anyone else knows.
- >They're passed out on top of you.
- >You try to recount any event past Pinkie bringing you to the dance floor.
- >Where are you, anyway?
- >This doesn't look like a club.
- >Nor does it look like your home.
- >Nor does it look like Sugarcube Corner.
- >You push off the pile of ponies passed out on your person and wade through the lava floor of vomit.
- >The room strongly smells of pony vomit and spilled alcohol.
- >You smack your lips again.
- >The taste of your mouth makes you gag.
- >Just how many?
- >A feeling stirs inside of you.
- >It rises into your throat and you feel like doubling over.
- >The vomit reaches your mouth.
- >This is bad.
- >You immediately snap shut your eyes and it vomit on the floor.
- >
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