[18:56] <JustForGaming> did i tell you about the drug dealers
[18:59] <Teridax> N
[18:59] <Teridax> o
[18:59] <JustForGaming> what you saying no to
[18:59] <Teridax> You didn't tell me about the drug dealers
[19:00] <JustForGaming> want to hear?
[19:00] <JustForGaming> dinosaurs reminded me of the drug dealers
[19:01] <Teridax> sure
[19:01] <JustForGaming> not real drugs
[19:01] <JustForGaming> just marijuana
[19:02] <JustForGaming> but they idiots
[19:02] <JustForGaming> so it don't matter
[19:03] <JustForGaming> so i got so bored that i decided to venture into the world
[19:03] <JustForGaming> didn't used to be this bad
[19:03] <JustForGaming> til i decided fuck education
[19:03] <JustForGaming> cuz i'm poor and unmotivated
[19:03] <JustForGaming> but that's beside the point, faggot
[19:04] <JustForGaming> got so bored i say fuck it
[19:04] <JustForGaming> let's go door to fucking door
[19:04] <JustForGaming> asking people to hang out with
[19:04] <JustForGaming> accidentally find a marijuana grow house
[19:04] <JustForGaming> "wanna hang"
[19:04] <JustForGaming> lmao
[19:04] <JustForGaming> they're all like cool
[19:04] <JustForGaming> so i sit there for 45 minutes
[19:05] <JustForGaming> just talking about random shit
[19:05] <JustForGaming> they're all like
[19:05] <JustForGaming> cool, bro
[19:05] <JustForGaming> i'm like
[19:05] <JustForGaming> talking about the worlds worst comedy act
[19:05] <JustForGaming> worse than that shit on youtube earlier
[19:05] <JustForGaming> and they're all like
[19:06] <JustForGaming> "do you do drugs"
[19:06] <JustForGaming> and i was like
[19:06] <JustForGaming> "oh, haha, that's really funny"
[19:06] <JustForGaming> i was like
[19:06] <JustForGaming> "oh hey, they think i'm zany"
[19:06] <JustForGaming> "quirky, weird"
[19:06] <JustForGaming> etc, etc
[19:06] <JustForGaming> keep talking
[19:06] <JustForGaming> they're like
[19:07] <JustForGaming> keep bugging me
[19:07] <JustForGaming> sitting talking for 45 minuts
[19:07] <JustForGaming> minutes
[19:07] <JustForGaming> eventually some random chick comes up
[19:07] <JustForGaming> and is like
[19:07] <JustForGaming> yo this motherfucker a cop, get im!
[19:07] <JustForGaming> i was like what the fuck
[19:07] <JustForGaming> they swarm around me like a pack of wild dogs
[19:08] <JustForGaming> i'm like pleading for my life
[19:08] <JustForGaming> please god don't kill me
[19:08] <JustForGaming> then this 14 year old sweet, tiny girl
[19:08] <JustForGaming> is all like
[19:08] <JustForGaming> "stop"
[19:08] <JustForGaming> then she walks into the middle of the circle of wolves and is like
[19:08] <JustForGaming> "i thought you were really funny"
[19:08] <JustForGaming> but i'm panicking
[19:08] <JustForGaming> flipping a shit
[19:09] <JustForGaming> so i grab her around the throat and i'm like
[19:09] <JustForGaming> anybody moves i'm gonna tear her throat out
[19:09] <JustForGaming> they open up the circle
[19:09] <JustForGaming> let me go
[19:09] <JustForGaming> i put the girl down
[19:09] <JustForGaming> then they're all like
[19:09] <JustForGaming> "get him"
[19:09] <JustForGaming> start chasing me through the streets
[19:09] <JustForGaming> some dude takes his shirt of for some reason
[19:10] <JustForGaming> huge, glistening muscles
[19:10] <JustForGaming> i run into the woods
[19:10] <JustForGaming> they're still chasing me
[19:10] <JustForGaming> i jump into a creek
[19:10] <JustForGaming> just tumble over the side
[19:10] <JustForGaming> but i was far enough ahead they didn't see me go in
[19:11] <JustForGaming> they run past the creek following a game trail
[19:11] <JustForGaming> i follow creek in the opposite direction
[19:11] <JustForGaming> til i come out near my house
[19:11] <JustForGaming> go inside
[19:11] <JustForGaming> like a block away from their house, btw
[19:11] <JustForGaming> never leave again
[19:11] <JustForGaming> that was like a month ago
[19:11] <JustForGaming> 2 months, mayb
[19:11] <JustForGaming> e
[19:11] <JustForGaming> might have embellished slightly
[19:12] <JustForGaming> but it's basically true