S1E5 Skywater University

Monotype Adventures
S1E5: Skywater University

Cata, Creampuff, and Strike sat on Cata's sleeping bag and stared at the wall. Since there was barely anything in Cata's room but them, a sleeping bag and a  small suitcase, they were bored outta their minds.
"Ugh," said Creampuff the Swirlix, "I'm so BORED!"
"No kidding," add Strike, Cata's new Scyther, "I only been here for ONE day, and I'm about to die from boredom."
"And Ebola."
"HEY! You do not know how many people die from Ebola, ok? Its serious, unlike your thought process."
"Wow, butthurt."
Cata groaned, thinking about what to do today. He thought about going out to make new friends, or catch more pokemon. But then he had the best idea ever.
"Guys!" Exclaimed Cata, " I know what we're going to do today!"
What is it?" Asked Creampuff and Strike.
"We're gonna get some training done! Lets do this!"
Cata pulled out a map of the Showdown Region and two Pokeballs. Once Strike and Creampuff were in their pokeballs, Cata set out to Smogon City, looking for a gym to train his pokemon.
Riding on his bike, Cata went to downtown Smogon City, since a gym was located there.
Once he reached the gym, Cata parked his bike and went inside. The gym was a large fighting dojo with blue mats all over the floor. Two Pokemon were on each mat, striking each other with moves, while their trainers yelled commands at them.
Cata whistled,  as Creampuff and Strike went out of their pokeballs. A large muscular man walked up to them, and started to talk to them.
"HEY!" he yelled, "WELCOME TO MY DOJO, WHERE THE MOTTO IS 'IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS AND GIVE THEM LEMONAIDDSSSS!'"
"Yeahh no." Said Cata,  as he and his Pokemon left the gym.
"Aww come on," said the man, "Pls? :(."
Cata rode his bike uptown to find another gym. He stopped at what looked like a dojo. Cata went inside to find out that it wasn't a dojo, but a Japanese restaurant.
"This restaurant looks nice," compelmented Cata" but sadly, its not a proper place to train my Pokemon. "
Just then, Creampuff came out of his Pokeball.
"Restaurant?" he said excitedly,  "Sign me up!"
"Oh hell no, knowing you, you'd eat everything in the restaurant,  along with the restaurant. Back in your ball."
"Ugh, fine."
Once Creampuff was in his Pokeball, Cata hopped on his bike and went all over the town, searching for a gym. Sadly, he couldn't find one suitable for his Pokemon. Cata sadly rode back to the mansion.
As he sulked to his room,  a pretty girl with long, blonde hair that flowed like a river noticed him. She walked up to him and talked to him.
"Hey, whats wrong?" She asked
"I can't find a place to train my Pokemon." Replied Cata
"Well, you came to the right person! I'll help you train your Pokemon, along with some other things ;)."
"OK!"
"Come along then! My name is Unikitty, by the way."
Unikitty lead Cata down the wall into her room, once they got there, Unikitty opened her door and invited him inside.
Cata walked inside a large dome shaped room, boasting a large circular pool in the middle of the room. Lights came out from below the pool, giving the whole room a undersea-like style. In the middle of the pool was a large stone statute of a Politoed holding a Damp Rock. As Cata walked around, awed by its beauty, Strike and Creampuff exited their Pokeballs and looked around.
"Wow," said Cata, "this place looks amazing!"
"I know right?" Said Scyther
"Wait," said Creampuff, " what is that in Unikitty's pants?"
Unikitty walked to the other end of her room and pressed a button, covering her pool with a cover so it can be walked over.
"So Cata," said Unikitty, "get your Pokemon ready."
Cata, Strike,  and Creampuff huddled together and discussed their strategy.
"We're fucked." Said Cata,  "but even she might fuck us up, we are gona try our best!"
"Cata," said Creampuff,  "I think it might be possible for Unikitty to fuck you."
"Can you not?" Asked Strike.
They unhuddled and walked torwards Unikitty. Unikitty grabbed two Pokeballs and released her Pokemon.
Cata looked at his Pokemon and nodded, telling them to go battle for him.
Unikitty sent out a Politoed that wore a snapback and a gold necklace,  along with a Katubops.
"Alright Cata," she said, "meet your opponets: PoliSW@G and Domecracy!
"Sup nigga," said PoliSW@G,  as it started to rain, "I hope you're ready to get yo ass BEAT!"
"Yessss," hissed Democracy,  "I hope you have prepared for your lossssss."
"O rly?" Said Strike.
"Yes really," said Creampuff,  "Cata already said we were fucked from the beginning. "
"Oh Creampuff -_-"
"Ok Strike," said Cata, " Try using a Fury Cutter on that Katubops. Creampuff, try using a Draining Kiss on that Swag Toed."
Strike then flew rapidly torwards the Katubops, as his claws began to glow. But right before he slashed at the Fossil Pokemon, a bunch of rocks flew up torwards him, knocking him torwards the ground and fainting him.
"That, my friend,  was a Ssssstone Edge," said Domecracy, "very ussseful for taking out Ssscythers."
"Oh shit," said Creampuff, "glad that wasn- OH SHIT!"
Creampuff was shot by a huge blast of water coming torwards him from the Poliwag. This knocked out Creampuff.
"Ooh." Said Cata.
"Yep," said Unikitty,  "Alright you guys, back in your balls!"
Unikitty walked torwards Cata and kissed him one the cheek.
"GG"
"Uh... gg?"
She giggled and gave Cata a card.
"Here," she said, "I know a guy who can teach your Pokemon new moves, aswell as getting them to Level 100 in a snap. This is his card."
Later, Cata sat in his room, looking at the card. Creampuff and Strike exited their Pokeballs and looked at Cata.
"What does the card say?" Asked Strike.
"Ring ding ding." Said Cata jokingly,  "but seriously, here's what it says: 'MLP2, Expert Breeder and Move Tutor.'"
"Nice."
"Yeah, we'll visit him or her tomorrow, cause today wore me out."
Cata stretched and yawned, before lying down and sleeping on his sleeping bag.
"Seriously Cata?" Siad Creampuff,  "its only 2:37 PM."