Zarfe: hi mirko
lnconvenient: mirko...long time no talk...........
Mirko: i dont talk to imvu pros
Mirko: hi!
Zarfe: imvu pros dam
Eaves: LOL
lnconvenient: haha
Mirko: y is hormones so ded no
Mirko: w
Eaves: it's usually dead
Eaves: did you just notice that
Deaf: omg
Deaf: I forget I'm here!
Eaves: so does everyone
Deaf: Q___Q
Deaf: I was doing makeup lol
Mirko: yh
Mirko: i think im gnna break up with sarag
Mirko: h##
Eaves: why
lnconvenient: ........
lnconvenient: what
lnconvenient: why are u trusting us with this information
Deaf: ;_;
Deaf: jfwoeajfoewaf
Deaf: ima go jafowejfaowe
Deaf: im sorry!
Deaf: and ill kik you, adolf ok?
Deaf: cya
Eaves: wha-
lnconvenient: tc krista :*
Eaves: bye krista
Mirko: cus i have no friends
lnconvenient: yes u do!
lnconvenient: whya re u dumping her
Mirko: idk if i should say
Eaves: we wouldn't tell her anyway
Zarfe: y r u dumping calms..............................
Mirko: cus she talkin 2 her ex...
lnconvenient: talk to her about it....
lnconvenient: u have to talk and get through it
Zarfe: so what...
Zarfe: i talked to my exes  for a while too
lnconvenient: im speaking from experience :-)
Mirko: y but i told her not to
Mirko: and she did
lnconvenient: still.  u have to talk to her
Mirko: she gave me all her accs
Mirko: but idk
Mirko: we did talk
lnconvenient: U HAVE TO SPEAK TO HER!!!!!!!
lnconvenient: AGAIN!
lnconvenient: U HAVE TO TALK IT OUT
Zarfe: mirko
lnconvenient: u tell her.
Zarfe: talk to her seriously
Zarfe: dnt be a thot
lnconvenient: yo. i told u not to speak to him
lnconvenient: and i caught u speakin to him
lnconvenient: what was tht abt
lnconvenient: then shes gonna be like [enter excuse] or shes gona be liek STOP CONTROLING ME!!!! UR SO OVERPROTECTIVE!!! DONT U TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!??????????????
lnconvenient: if its the second 1 u dump her
Mirko: i did talk to her all night
Mirko: how much do i talk to her
lnconvenient: u have to talk to her about this
lnconvenient: and u come to a conclusion
Mirko: bitch was hiding it from me
lnconvenient: ...
lnconvenient: ok dump her then
Eaves: ^
Eaves: listen to amy
Eaves: she's good with advice
lnconvenient: ty kirsty :')
Eaves: you and mina tbh
Eaves: you're like the relationship gurus you two
lnconvenient: lOOOOOOOOOOL
Mirko: what do i say
Mirko: to her
lnconvenient: its coz we're the eldest
lnconvenient: u say u know what i needa speak to u
Zarfe: u say helo u hide shit from me
Zarfe: byebye
Zarfe: it over
lnconvenient: i told u not to speak to her
lnconvenient: u still did
lnconvenient: and even worse u tried to hide it from me
lnconvenient: so ive come to a conclusion
lnconvenient: im sorry but its over
Eaves: shit son
Mirko: i still kinda like her tho.....
lnconvenient: SO WHAT????????
lnconvenient: NIGGA
lnconvenient: ITS THOUGHTS OVER EMOTIONS
Zarfe: ^^^
lnconvenient: U HAVE TO USE LOGIC
Zarfe: exactly
Zarfe: LOL
Zarfe: nigga relationship is thinking
lnconvenient: ^
Zarfe: not heart following only
lnconvenient: ur not 13 anymore
lnconvenient: u cant dat eosmeone coz u have acrushon them
lnconvenient: u have ot learn to get into srs relationships and love  themwtih ur head and common sense as much as u do with their heart
Mirko: yh but
lnconvenient: with ur hearrt***
lnconvenient: ull get over it
lnconvenient: u can do better
Mirko: she showed me the chatlog and the ex was sayin he would kill himself
lnconvenient: dont waste time with her
Mirko: if she dont
Zarfe: lnconvenient: u can do better
Zarfe: amys life quote
Eaves: suicidal exes
Zarfe: ^
Zarfe: nick
Zarfe: LOL
Eaves: just no-
lnconvenient: thts BS how do u know they didnt plan that out
Eaves: LOOOOOL
Eaves: DON'T GET ME STARTED
lnconvenient: im sorry but thats stupid
Zarfe: ikr
Eaves: at least mines haven't been suicidal
Mirko: cus i read the chatlog on skype
Zarfe: shut up:|
lnconvenient: her ex is a moronic selfish tool for putting ur relationship at steak
Eaves: sorry nelly
Eaves: ily really
Zarfe: LOOL ily2
Mirko: ok ill break up u guys so pushy...
lnconvenient: if he had any respect for her he wouldnt put that much pressure on her
Mirko: hehe
Eaves: gasps
Zarfe: mirko
Zarfe: basically if u wna date her then do it
Zarfe: but use ur brain
lnconvenient: BREAK UP !! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mirko: ya but
Mirko: how can i trust her now
lnconvenient: NO BUTS
lnconvenient: U CANT
lnconvenient: SHE LIED TO U
lnconvenient: SHE BROKEUR TRUST
lnconvenient: BREAK
lnconvenient: UP
lnconvenient: !!!!!!!!!!!
Mirko: ok
Zarfe: yh ur right
Zarfe: LMFAO AMYT
Zarfe: AMY
Zarfe: UR LIKE A MOTHER
lnconvenient: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lnconvenient: EVERYONE SAYS DAT CRIES
Zarfe: it ok tho.......
Zarfe: Mirko: i think we need 2 break up calms
Zarfe: GOD DAM
lnconvenient: ........................
lnconvenient: WHAT THE FUCK Mirko
lnconvenient: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Zarfe: Mirko: keepin ur nudes
Zarfe: LMFOAHFUKJHNIUCJ
Zarfe: IM CRYING
lnconvenient: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Zarfe: HELP
Zarfe: ME
Eaves: LOOOOOOOL
lnconvenient: U HAVE TO BE SERIOUS U POTATO
lnconvenient: SHES GONNA THINK UR JOKING
Zarfe: (i think he is srs)
Mirko: well wat u want me to say..
Zarfe: u tell her y u break up
Zarfe: but
Mirko: am not gonna say tht
Zarfe: make it sound like ur rly smart
Mirko: in a public chatroom
Zarfe: use smart words
Mirko: am gonna look like an idiot
Zarfe: THEN FUCKING KIK HER
lnconvenient: WHY ARE U DUMPING HER IN A PUBLIC CHATROOM?
lnconvenient: ??????????
Mirko: u told me to
lnconvenient: THTS WORSE AND HUMILIATING FOR HER
lnconvenient: NO
lnconvenient: I MEANT ON KIK
lnconvenient: OMDZ
Zarfe: omfg
Mirko: but she isnt responding
Zarfe: pc her.........
lnconvenient: .......
lnconvenient: TELL HER TO RESPOND
Zarfe: lMFOA MAZ
Mirko: i think she afk
lnconvenient: OH MY FUCKING GOD
lnconvenient: WHY DID U DUMP HER WHEN SHES AFK
Zarfe: mikro
Zarfe: kik her
Mirko: idk its ur advicde
Zarfe: shell read it l8r
lnconvenient: OMDZ.........
lnconvenient: LLOOOOOOOOOL
lnconvenient: JUS DO IT ONKIK
lnconvenient: WAT NEL SAID
Mirko: ok
Mirko: do i say the same thing?
Zarfe: no u say it over
Zarfe: and say y
lnconvenient: u say exactly what i said
lnconvenient: EXACTLY
Mirko: can u write it for me
lnconvenient: WHAT
lnconvenient: I
lnconvenient: SAID
lnconvenient: ok
Eaves: LISTEN TO AMY
Zarfe: WHEN U SAY Y U USE FUCKING SMART WORDS
Eaves: FS MIRKO
Mirko: im not smart
Mirko: :(
Zarfe: YES U R
lnconvenient: ok u say this:
Mirko: im depressed leave me alone
Mirko: v_v
Zarfe: v_v am sry mikro
Zarfe: mirko
Zarfe: r u gingr 4rl
Mirko: no
Zarfe: oh
Eaves: "I'm sorry but Sarah, i think we should break up. I've told you over and over not to talk to your ex, but yet you still ignoed me. The fact that you even tried to hide it from me makes me doubt my trust in you. Sorry, I guess it's over."
lnconvenient: "u know what... i told u not to speak to [enter ex's name] and u still did.. even worse u tried to hide it from me.. so idk how to trust u anymore, and without trust we cant have a proper relationship... so... im sorry but its over"
Eaves: "PS I'm keeping your nudes."
Mirko: ok ok
lnconvenient: mine is better
lnconvenient: makes more sense
lnconvenient: more detailed
lnconvenient: etc
lnconvenient: jus use mine
Mirko: idk
Mirko: urs has a lota dots
Eaves: LOL
lnconvenient: thts a good thing it adds suspense
lnconvenient: OMG JUST DO IT
lnconvenient: WHAT R U DOING
lnconvenient: EAVES WHY DID U WRTIE ONE UP??
Mirko: what kinda start is that
lnconvenient: LISTEN TO AMY YET U TELLIN HIM WHAT TO DO
Mirko: u know what?
lnconvenient: R U CONTRADICITNG URSELF
Eaves: maybe
lnconvenient: OK WITHOUT THE U KNO WAT
Eaves: LOL
Eaves: CALM DOWN AMY
Mirko: yea but
Mirko: if i break up with her
Mirko: then what?
Eaves: I love it when amy gets riled uo
Eaves: turns me on
Zarfe: then ur single
Eaves: *up
Mirko: but i like her
lnconvenient: SO FUCKING WHAT
lnconvenient: SHE BROKE UR TRUST
Zarfe: but ur mirko
Eaves: ^
lnconvenient: thx eaves turns me on too
Eaves: ooooft
Eaves: pins amy to the desk
Eaves: stares into her eyes intensly
Eaves: wanna build a..... snowman?
lnconvenient: slaps
lnconvenient: NOT NOW Eaves
Mirko: if only i knew her irl then i could beat her in the forest
Mirko: for this
lnconvenient: well thts the thing abt online relationships
lnconvenient: u cant beat them in forests...
Zarfe: LOL
lnconvenient: ok did u dump her yet
Eaves: but you can hurt their pixels
Mirko: no im scared
lnconvenient: FUCKIGN DO IT
Eaves: 'deep
lnconvenient: R U A MAN
Eaves: #deep
Mirko: v_V am depressed
lnconvenient: MAN UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zarfe: mirko nigga
lnconvenient: HOW DO U EXPECT ANYONE TO TAKE U SERIOUSLY LIKE DIS!
Zarfe: fuk dota for now
Zarfe: kik sarah
Mirko: WOW
Mirko: how dwid u know
Zarfe: bc ik u well enough
Zarfe: LOL
Eaves: DOTA THIS DOTA THAT
Eaves: FS MIRKO
Mirko: pls
lnconvenient: DO IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mirko: :(
lnconvenient: WHAT THE FUCK R U WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!
Mirko: i still like her i dont wanna
Eaves: well she disobeyed you
lnconvenient: OH MY GOD SO IF SHE CHEATED ON U
lnconvenient: U WOULD STILL LIEK HER
Eaves: broke your trust
lnconvenient: AND WOULDNT DUMP HER
Eaves: and she hid it from you
Mirko: ok ok fine
Eaves: and you still like her?
Eaves: fucking hell mirko
lnconvenient: U CANT EXPECT UR FEELINGS TO GO AWAY IMMEDIATLEY AFTER DUMPING SOEONE
Mirko: well i mean
Eaves: pats back
lnconvenient: ITLL FADE OUT
Mirko: he did guilt trip her pretty hard
lnconvenient: SHE CLEARLY CARES ABOUT HIM MORE THN U IF SHE GIVES INTO THAT BS
lnconvenient: NOIDIOT WOULD DO THAT
Zarfe: (he sounds like nick nigga)
lnconvenient: [kill themselves over a person not speakin to them]
lnconvenient: DESPITE ALL TE BS THEY TELL HER
Mirko: ok ok can u write smthn tht makes it clear its her fault
Eaves: do it yourself
Mirko: no im depressed
Mirko: and ill probably wont like tht
Eaves: but use proper grammar to make her think you're serious
Eaves: don't say you'll keep her nudes either
Eaves: bcus everyone probs does that
Mirko: o well ill just say it over
Eaves: good luck mirko
Eaves: good luck mrko-san
Eaves: *mirko-san
lnconvenient: shes gonna guilt trip u and tell u all this bs abotu how she loves u and ur gonna fall fo rit
Zarfe: how molly saves her relationships
Zarfe: HELO MINA
Sedative: HI NELL
Sedative: SUP
Zarfe: makin mirko break up wit his gf bc he scared hbu!
Sedative: WTF
lnconvenient: yep
Zarfe: LOL
lnconvenient: basically
lnconvenient: let me pastebin chatlog