Betsy Kettleman's Plea Bargain

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“Please, okay? No one has to know. I mean, you could just pretend you didn’t find us. We would never tell anyone, would we, Craig?”

-pause as he replies-

“Um, you expect us to give this back? We are not giving this back. We are not guilty, this money belongs to us. I mean, really, that’s what this is about, fairness. I mean, not just what’s legal. If you want to talk about legal, slavery! That used to be legal. Human slavery.

-awkward silence-

“Please just don’t tell anyone about the money. Please! Didn’t you say that you wanted to help us? So just pretend you never saw the money.”

-pause as he replies-

“A retainer, huh? You would be devoted to us? Morning, noon, or night? Would you take our children outside while me and Craig discuss this? In private? Thanks.”

-pause as they exit the tent-

“Craig, hunny, it looks like I gotta do it again. I’m so sorry, Craig. It’s for the children, think of them! And their futures! I’m doing this for us, the Kettleteam. (sigh) Do I look good? Ok, alright, go call him back. Then take the kids for a long walk, ok?”

-pause as that occurs-

“Me and Craig have decided to sweeten the deal. We will pay the retainer fee and in addition, you’re going to get a treat. I mean, you gotta be so exhausted after hiking so far to find us. Why don’t you lay down and relax?”

-short pause as he replies-

“It’s entirely appropriate! I mean, you did do a lot of legwork for us, so it’s only fair, you know, that I do some legwork for you.”

(she giggles)

“Don’t lie to me! And don’t call me “Mrs. Kettleman”, just call me, Betsy. Don’t pretend that you don’t want to see my kettlebells? Here, feel them, they’re nice and perky aren’t they? Don’t be shy! You’re a criminal lawyer, aren’t you? Well, I just need some of these clothes laundered! Especially my panties, they are just, ruined!”

-pause as she takes off her clothes-

“Take a good look at my hot, tight, body. Do you like my kettlebutt? Yeah, I know it’s firm, I care of my body after all. A Kettleman’s got so much time to herself when Craig is working his butt off, day and night. Mmm, are you hard yet? I want to see your pro bono so much.”

-pause as he replies-

“Who cares if that’s not what pro bono means! Just, take off your pants and show me your subpoena!”

-short pause as that occurs-

(she gasps)

“That’s one, nice, big, kettlepopper you got there.”

(sounds of sucking ensue)

“Mmm, yeah. Does that feel good?”

(sounds of sucking continue)

“Are you ready for Betsy’s secret technique?!”

(intense sucking and gagging)

“Oh wow. You ARE a special lawyer. The last lawyer I did that to just finished then and there. I mean, even Craig can handle it, Craig! (giggle)”

-pause as he replies-

“Yeah, that’s how HHM decided to take the case for us. Me and Craig decided that the Hamlin guy needed some encouragement.”

-pause as he angrily replies-

“It was just a BJ! Besides, Hamlin wasn’t packing as much as you are in his briefs. Yep, you’re so much bigger than him. Craig and Hamlin’s taped together wouldn’t even be close to your size. Heck, I tell Craig that I don’t enjoy doing this and that it’s for the Kettleteam but really, I do. I mean really, who’d pass up sucking…and fucking…a big, beautiful cock like yours?”

(she moans as she rides him)

“Mmm yeah. Spank me, Betsy’s been breaking bad!”

(sounds of spanking followed by intensifying moans)

“Oh geez! You like my kettllebutt bouncing up and down your big, thick, cock? This is what kettlebell training does for you!”

(she orgasms)

“God, I haven’t came like that since that Nacho guy came to our house!”

-short pause as he replies-

“Oh baby, I know you were the guy who called us to warn us. I knew you cared about me and my kettlebells.”

(sounds of sucking)

“I mean, you said he was dangerous, but really, he was just dangerously sexy.”

(continue sounds of sucking)

“He couldn’t resist my kettlebells, I mean, who can, really? With my kettlebells and some of my silver tongue, he left pleasured and with some money. I just couldn’t resist tasting his Nacho cheese!”

(she giggles)

“Now, tell me, you’re a hotshot lawyer, can you get me off again? I knew you’d say that!”

(she moans)

“Give it to me, hard! Punish that pussy! I know how bad we’ve treated you, so take it all out on my sweet, tight, and innocent pussy!”

(moans intensify)

“Oh god, yes! My pussy can’t take your big cock! But she has to, for the Kettleteam! Do it! Do it! Do it!”

(loud moans that intensify into orgasmic moans and then into heavy panting)

“I knew you were devoted to me. So devoted. How about (heavy breath) we sweeting the pot again? Any time you need me-my body (heavy breath), just call, and I’m sure Craig wouldn’t mind if we were to (heavy breath) consummate this plea bargain. Craig’s a good boy, he’ll understand! He understands how badly I need to get railed (heavy breath) because he can’t do it himself. Are you (heavy breath) willing to rail me?!”

(she moans as he replies)

“I knew you’d say that. I know you’re about to cum too, so when you do, just pull that big cock out and you can cum all over my big kettlebells. They’ve been so dirty, you’re going to need to clean them with your cum. Cum on them! I want you to spray your load all over my kettlebells. You’re cumming so much! Agh! Ah! You got some in my eye!”

-short pause as he replies-

“It’s ok, it’s alright. Help me clean up so Craig and the kids can come back in. Here’s the retainer fee and remember, anytime you need me, morning, noon, or night, you call me and I’m there and I will be singularly devoted to you, too.”