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[00:36] <Alex_A> "Well, anyway. I take it the lethal test pays far more than the nonlethal test."
[00:36] <LeHitGuy> "You bet your ass it does."
[00:36] <Alex_A> "Can I get some numbers?"
[00:37] <LeHitGuy> "Half a million non lethal, one million lethal."
[00:37] <LeHitGuy> "Honestly though, no shame if you feel like you can't handle it, mook."
[00:37] <Alex_A> "So I'm looking at at the very least a 50% chance of dying, if your accountants aren't total morons."
[00:37] <LeHitGuy> "Shit, just get a minimum of five minutes on the clock, test me and this to their limits, and I'll give you a little bonus from my personal NC garage."
[00:38] <Alex_A> "
[00:38] <LeHitGuy> "I'm feeling charitable today."
[00:38] <LeHitGuy> "You can guess what exactly I'm referring to."
[00:38] <LeHitGuy> He twirls his multi-gun
[00:38] <Alex_A> "I'll see what I can do, but I tend to prefer ending fights quickly."
[00:39] <LeHitGuy> "So, picked your poison yet?"
[00:39] <Alex_A> Alex scans the arena for a sense of scale, what kind of terrain there is, any rocks, etc.
[00:39] <LeHitGuy> Minor speed bumps all around, and it's about one kilometer each direction maybe?
[00:39] <Alex_A> ...And for various vegetables.
[00:39] <LeHitGuy> That sounds reasonable.
[00:39] <Alex_A> Any rocks lying around? :P
[00:39] <@Krazzydragon> vegetables.......?
[00:39] <LeHitGuy> Nope, clean. Just the speedbumps.
[00:39] <Alex_A> Well, damn.
[00:40] <Alex_A> Dirt, then.
[00:40] <LeHitGuy> It simulates a slightly hilly plain, so yeah, of course dirt.
[00:40] <Alex_A> Perfect.
[00:40] <@Krazzydragon> ?
[00:40] <Alex_A> "I'll go with the lethal test, on one condition..."
[00:41] <LeHitGuy> "Yeah?"
[00:41] <Alex_A> "If I die, you send two million credits to my mechanic instead of one million. Otherwise it's not worth it."
[00:42] <LeHitGuy> "Aww, how cute. Sure, I'll give her money from MY wallet."
[00:42] <Alex_A> "Thanks. There a time limit?"
[00:42] <LeHitGuy> "Not really?"
[00:42] <Alex_A> "Alright, then. Just go until one of us disables the other, then."
[00:42] <LeHitGuy> "But there's time thresholds if you want little bonuses."
[00:43] <LeHitGuy> "More or less, ten minutes, and I'll slide you some shit under the table."
[00:43] <LeHitGuy> "Gooood shit."
[00:43] <LeHitGuy> "Capisce?"
[00:43] <Alex_A> "We'll see about that. I'm more worried about how long I can keep dodging."
[00:43] <Alex_A> "Might as well get this overwith."
[00:44] <Alex_A> Alex messages Olivia with a request to keep him updated on his opponent's power capacitor levels.
[00:44] <LeHitGuy> As soon as you finish your sentence, you get a "TEST START" message, and you see the "Swan Song V2", quickly jink to the right with its' hip boosters, and begginning to dodge any shots pre-emptively
[00:44] <Alex_A> "Ah, and one more thing... I also request that if I eject, the test be immediately ended as if it were a nonlethal test."
[00:45] <LeHitGuy> "Yeah, sure."
[00:45] <LeHitGuy> "Just fight."
[00:45] <@Krazzydragon> (Ok I might not come on at all tomorrow :/ lots of stuff going on. unless I can get up early like today (which is fairly unlikely) I probably won't come on :( )
[00:45] <Alex_A> The Steel Ghost boosts to the left to start a circle.
[00:45] <LeHitGuy> He continues what he was doing, and over-boosts to the left, charging after three seconds, and it begins to fire it's plasma gun
[00:45] <LeHitGuy> !roll 1d100+15
[00:45] <GameServ> LeHitGuy rolled 1d100: 28  <Total: 28(+15) = 43>
[00:45] <Alex_A> Alex drops beneath one of the speed bumps.
[00:46] <LeHitGuy> Beat that to defend
[00:46] <LeHitGuy> +20 because cover+ speed + competency
[00:46] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+20
[00:46] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 45  <Total: 45(+20) = 65>
[00:46] <Sami_Mortifer> ((Woohoo.
[00:46] <@Krazzydragon> nice)
[00:47] <LeHitGuy> What plasma shots don't slam into the ground, you easily dodge, "Good one."
[00:47] <Alex_A> The Steel Ghost immediately bursts forwards at the Swan Song v2 after dodging the shot, spraying its machinegun and rifle to both sides on its pass.
[00:47] <LeHitGuy> Roll 1d100+10
[00:47] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+10
[00:47] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 74  <Total: 74(+10) = 84>
[00:47] <LeHitGuy> ;-;7
[00:47] <LeHitGuy> byootiful
[00:47] <Sami_Mortifer> ((Show that sucker who'se boss.
[00:47] <Alex_A> !roll 1d2
[00:47] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d2: 2  <Total: 2>
[00:47] <Alex_A> Right side, he takes the rifle rounds
[00:48] <LeHitGuy> Your shots slam into the SSV2, heavily damaging its' right side, and making it aim worse
[00:48] <LeHitGuy> "Goddamn, not 'this' quick."
[00:48] <LeHitGuy> Thirty seconds have passed
[00:48] <Alex_A> The Steel Ghost swerves around to the left, dodging away from the Swan Song V2 and circling the arena, about fifty meters from the wall, periodically hopping and changing speeds
[00:49] <LeHitGuy> the SSV2 swivels its' hip thrusters forwards, and quickboosts backwards a few times, and uses them again to quickturn, aiming at the Steel Ghost
[00:49] <@Krazzydragon> hehehe
[00:49] <LeHitGuy> It activates its' plasma shotgun mode, and begins spraying rapidly
[00:49] <Alex_A> Alex activates his overboost and rolls backwards to boost towards the ceiling.
[00:49] <LeHitGuy> !roll 1d100+10
[00:49] <GameServ> LeHitGuy rolled 1d100: 40  <Total: 40(+10) = 50>
[00:49] <LeHitGuy> Beat DAT
[00:49] <Alex_A> xD
[00:49] <Alex_A> Same modifier? :P
[00:49] <LeHitGuy> +20
[00:49] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+20
[00:50] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 67  <Total: 67(+20) = 87>
[00:50] <LeHitGuy> Only the weakest shots hit, even with your reduced armor it's nothing you can't handle.
[00:50] <LeHitGuy> "Wh-when did you get so good all of a sudden?!"
[00:50] <LeHitGuy> "Is this a joke?"
[00:50] <@Krazzydragon> XD
[00:51] <Alex_A> The Steel Ghost kicks off of the artificial ceiling, mounting its machinegun and grabbing its rifle barrel as if it were a baseball bat.
[00:51] <Alex_A> It swings for the fences.
[00:51] <LeHitGuy> +25
[00:51] <Sami_Mortifer> ((I need to see a roll-off with Alex vs. Akela. It must be done.
[00:51] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+25
[00:51] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 6  <Total: 6(+25) = 31>
[00:51] <LeHitGuy> OHHHHHHHHH
[00:51] <LeHitGuy> !roll 1d100+10
[00:51] <GameServ> LeHitGuy rolled 1d100: 16  <Total: 16(+10) = 26>
[00:51] <LeHitGuy> ...
[00:51] <Alex_A> HA
[00:51] <LeHitGuy> AHAHAHAHAAHAH
[00:51] <Sami_Mortifer> ((#WINNING
[00:52] <Alex_A> Alex's aim is off with the makeshift club, but the Swan Song V2 was *definitely* not expecting that one.
[00:52] <LeHitGuy> He quickboosts, but you change direction a the last second, and slam into that fucker at full speed while swinging your bat at him
[00:52] <@Krazzydragon> XD
[00:52] <Alex_A> THUMP
[00:52] <LeHitGuy> You hear a *THUMP* as he's thrown across the arena, trying to re-gain balance
[00:52] <LeHitGuy> As soon as he does, he quick-boosts towards you, and activates his NC's plasma blade
[00:53] <LeHitGuy> !roll 1d100+25
[00:53] <GameServ> LeHitGuy rolled 1d100: 71  <Total: 71(+25) = 96>
[00:53] <LeHitGuy> beat THAT
[00:53] <Alex_A> Overboost is still going ;)
[00:53] <Alex_A> Modifier?
[00:53] <LeHitGuy> 35
[00:53] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+35
[00:53] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 13  <Total: 13(+35) = 48>
[00:53] <Alex_A> Fuck, ow.
[00:53] <Sami_Mortifer> ((Haha
[00:53] <Sami_Mortifer> ((That's just a pity hit, I'm sure... Right?
[00:54] <LeHitGuy> You don't dodge in time, and he cleaves off your NC's left leg in one swipe
[00:54] <@Krazzydragon> OW
[00:54] <Sami_Mortifer> ((oh.
[00:54] <LeHitGuy> With that, he quickboosts twice away, and turns towards you again, firing more plasma shots
[00:54] <Alex_A> Alex manually dismounts the right leg as well, for balancing purposes, and stabilizes its EVEN FUCKING FASTER FLIGHT with its arms.
[00:54] <LeHitGuy> !roll 1d100+10
[00:54] <GameServ> LeHitGuy rolled 1d100: 34  <Total: 34(+10) = 44>
[00:55] <Alex_A> Modifier on a smaller target moving even faster? xD
[00:55] <LeHitGuy> Shit, like 45 at this rate XD
[00:55] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+45
[00:55] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 67  <Total: 67(+45) = 112>
[00:55] <LeHitGuy> NONE of the massive amount of plasma-flak hits, not even the fucking gasses
[00:55] <Sami_Mortifer> ((It might just be me being tired, but I'm so into these die rolls right now.
[00:55] <LeHitGuy> (Me too, horry shet))
[00:55] <LeHitGuy> ((this is getting hilarious))
[00:56] <@Krazzydragon> (making a mini log of this battle.)
[00:56] <Alex_A> ...The Steel Ghost skids around the arena sides and slingshots *directly* at his NC, pulling his combat knife out and taking aim at his NC's weapon arm... while simultaneously firing small missiles.
[00:56] <LeHitGuy> Roll to hit
[00:57] <Alex_A> Rollin' for both. +20 for missiles and +5 for knife sound good?
[00:57] <LeHitGuy> +30 because missiles
[00:57] <LeHitGuy> Oh, yeah.
[00:57] <Alex_A> +30 for missiles then. :P
[00:57] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+30
[00:57] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 42  <Total: 42(+30) = 72>
[00:57] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+5
[00:57] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 90  <Total: 90(+5) = 95>
[00:57] <LeHitGuy> (I mean they're highly maneuverable small missiles, why not-
[00:57] <LeHitGuy> OH DAMN
[00:57] <LeHitGuy> OH DAMN
[00:57] <Sami_Mortifer> ((Oh sweet lord
[00:57] <LeHitGuy> OH DAAAMN
[00:57] <@Krazzydragon> Wellll......
[00:57] <Sami_Mortifer> ((I don't wanna be a villain anymore.
[00:57] <Alex_A> Alex aims to *not* destroy his opponent.
[00:58] <LeHitGuy> The missiles slam into the legs, destroying the left one, your knife plunges DEEP into the NC's head and neck, ripping it off in one fast, momentus strike.
[00:58] <Alex_A> The Steel Ghost puts away the knife and grabs one of its own legs from the ground, spinning around for a final clubbing.
[00:59] <@Krazzydragon> XD
[00:59] <LeHitGuy> He quick-boosts away, losing balance, he decides to put his right-handed gun into his left hand, dis-connect his right arm, and left leg.
[00:59] <LeHitGuy> "AHAHAHAAHHA, THIS IS AMAZING."
[00:59] <LeHitGuy> "THIS DATA IS WOOONDERFUL!"
[00:59] <@Krazzydragon> ...... he's- ok then?)
[00:59] <Alex_A> "Yeah, you're telling me! Shit, that five hundred and one sim sessions were fucking useful!"
[01:00] <LeHitGuy> Probably HURTINGS but he's probably going to live
[01:00] <Sami_Mortifer> ((Half of him is okay.
[01:00] <Alex_A> ((...xD))
[01:00] <@Krazzydragon> (yeah half of him is ok XD)
[01:00] <Alex_A> ((So basically, we've got two extremely high speed NCs that've already ripped eachother to fucking shreds, and they're both bouncing off the walls.))
[01:00] <Alex_A> ((And both pilots want to keep going))
[01:01] <Alex_A> ((Timer on the battle so far? :P))
[01:01] <LeHitGuy> You pick up one of your ruined legs, and overboost towards him, using your standard boosters to quickly rotate
[01:01] <Sami_Mortifer> ((Olivia's gonna be rich.
[01:01] <@Krazzydragon> XD
[01:01] <LeHitGuy> He quick-boosts towards you, activating his plasma blade for one last stab
[01:02] <LeHitGuy> Roll to hit
[01:02] <Alex_A> Knowing the plasma blade is a one hit kill, Alex opens his cockpit at the last moment and takes aim at Swan Song's head with his hand cannon.
[01:02] <LeHitGuy> YOU CRAZY BASTARD
[01:02] <Sami_Mortifer> ((One roll to rule them all. One roll to end them.
[01:02] <LeHitGuy> (It's head is already missing)
[01:02] <Alex_A> Oh. Right. Erm... Its core.
[01:02] <Alex_A> Yeah.
[01:02] <@Krazzydragon> (................)
[01:03] <Alex_A> ELEPHANT GUN TO THE COCKPIT \o/
[01:03] <Alex_A> Modifier on that?
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> (Aiming for the gyroscope then)
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> +45
[01:03] <Alex_A> !roll 1d100+45
[01:03] <GameServ> Alex_A rolled 1d100: 70  <Total: 70(+45) = 115>
[01:03] <@Krazzydragon> (this can ether go really well or really badly)
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> Anything under a 80 though wil lbe a miss-
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> Neeever miind!
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> Rolling to dodge!
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> !roll 1d100+45
[01:03] <GameServ> LeHitGuy rolled 1d100: 55  <Total: 55(+45) = 100>
[01:03] <Sami_Mortifer> ((One roll to find them all, and in the darkness crit them.
[01:03] <@Krazzydragon> (really well it seems....?)
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> SOOOOO FUCKING CLOOOSE
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> AAHAHAHAHAH
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> You fire at the last possible second...
[01:03] <LeHitGuy> and it all goes black
[01:04] <Alex_A> \o/
[01:04] <@Krazzydragon> (really badly then?)
[01:04] <LeHitGuy> You feel a warmth, and then nothing at all
[01:04] <Alex_A> :<
[01:04] <@Krazzydragon> (WHELP that ended really poorly.....)
[01:04] <Alex_A> Alex took the blade directly, then.
[01:04] <LeHitGuy> Suddenly, you wake up, lights above youblinding you
[01:04] <Alex_A> OR NOT
[01:04] <LeHitGuy> (Of course not!)
[01:04] <Alex_A> xD
[01:04] <@Krazzydragon> (I can't tell!)
[01:05] <Alex_A> His hand cannon is still glued to his palm as he blinks a few times, staring at the ceiling
[01:05] <LeHitGuy> You see a young man with an eyepatch, his other eye with slight underbags, he seems to be of middle eastern descent, judging by his slight tan
[01:05] <LeHitGuy> He sees you awake and tells you, "HOLY SHIT"
[01:05] <Alex_A> "So, did I die?"
[01:05] <LeHitGuy> "You shot my eye!"
[01:05] <LeHitGuy> "Ah no you're fine."
[01:05] <@Krazzydragon> XD
[01:05] <LeHitGuy> "But do you know how expensive eye-replacements are?"
[01:05] <LeHitGuy> "Damn, that was AWESOME!"
[01:06] <@Krazzydragon> XD
[01:06] <LeHitGuy> Two doctors come into your view, you're in an emergency room
[01:06] <LeHitGuy> "Oh, your mechanic is wanting to see you, let her in?"
[01:06] <Alex_A> "Nope, wasn't planning on getting one myself. But hey, thanks! I figured that you were gonna kill me unless I did something batshit crazy, anyway."
[01:06] <Alex_A> "And yeah, that'd be great."
[01:06] <Alex_A> Alex looks around, then looks down at himself.
[01:06] <LeHitGuy> He opens the door and is apparantly trampled by Olivia, who comes into view
[01:07] <LeHitGuy> You seem fine, aside from not feeling your entire left body.
[01:07] <LeHitGuy> (RUH ROH, WHAT IS THAT IMPLYING YOU WONDER)
[01:07] <@Krazzydragon> (.....!!!!)
[01:07] <Alex_A> "HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!?"
[01:07] <LeHitGuy> "Oh, yeah, by the by, his left arm is fucking burnt."
[01:07] <Sami_Mortifer> (("Uhm... Money?"
[01:07] <LeHitGuy> "you could make a delicious meat jerky from that shit."
[01:08] <LeHitGuy> "But fuck it, I'll be paying for the skin graft, don't worry."
[01:08] <LeHitGuy> "Seriously, that was 'such' a fun fight, I don't even give a shit."