Normal Norman - Mary and Norman

[Written by two bored faggots on Skype]

>Mary and Norman outside a fast food place
>spray painted behind them says "Eat Pussy"
>"oh we totally do"
>engorging themselves in Taco World
>Mary singing "Goodbye Horses"
>Stealing stuff from the store
>Stuffing her bra with candies
>enters with an A cup
>Leaves with a D cup
>Norman puts things in his inner jacket
>Norman hiding a new beanie, under his beanie
>hes too high to remember that he doesnt have pockets inside his jacket
>Everything he puts in falls out
>Norman puts things in his inner jacket
>"Wheres your stuff? I saw you put things in there"
"Ahh shit. I know why.."
>"Why?"
"Theyre in my other jacket.."
>"Dude you only have one jacket"
"...hwhat.."
>Mary trying to drive home
>Norman putting his hands in her bra to eat snacks
>they both think nothing of it
>Mary realizes she's driving
>"Dude...! Where did we get this car?"
>they walked there
>they walked into the first car they saw