LNPP from thread 103

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but my time has come, my time is now! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
Applause

"Hey hey hey."

>Are you ready?

"...Ready for what?"

>I'm the one asking questions here. Are you ready?

"...I guess maybe?"

>I can't hear you!

"...I'm ready?"

>Ohhhhh who lives in a dreamhouse in a non-canon world?
"Pinkie's dreamhouse!"
>Bouncy and pink and silly is she!
"Pinkie's dreamhouse!"

>If nonsensical humor is something you wish.
"Pinkie's dreamhouse!"
>Then jump and up down and I'll serve you a dish!
"Pinkie's dreamhouse!"

>Ready?
>"PINKIE'S DREAMHOUSE!"
>"PINKIE'S DREAMHOUSE!"
>"PINKIE'S DREAMHOUSE!"

>Pinkie's dreamhouse~! HAHAHAHA
Pulls spike into her dreamhouse and closes the door. She opens the door again, toots her pipe. Song ends and Spike wakes up.

"...so that happened."

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and invite guests to my new dreamhouse! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
Applause

"You built a version of your studio into your house?"

>Of course! Sometimes I want to work at home...and it's just in case something happens to the actual studio.

"We suppose that's actually good foresight."
Pinkie's tail twitches and she moves out of the way from a falling flowerpot.

>Thank you. I'm pretty good at it.
Looks up
>I could have sworn I made sure not to have flowerpots this time.

"Well? Didn't thou called us here to ask a question?"

>Yes. Got any assignments for me or the P-team? Eh? Eh?

"...No...No we don't"
Canned boos. Luna rolls her eyes.

>Aw...oh well. Thought it was worth asking at least. That's our show and see everypony next time!

"That's all? You invited me here to ask that?"

>I also invited you here for a private house warming party as thanks.

"...We're not drunk enough for this if it's what you're trying to propose to us."

>.......this got uncomfortable fast.
Life in the dreamhouse~

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Celestia"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but sometime folks forget to sleep! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CELESTIA!

"Hello my little ponies."

>Would you ever move the sun just so it didn't shine into your eyes?

"That would be rather lazy don't you think?"

>Ahahaha point taken. That's all the time we have! See you next time!
Celestia wakes up in a daze and gets the kitchen with half opened eyes. With a bagel in her mouth she sits next to the window trying to gnaw on it. The light shines brightly on her face through the window.

"..."
Instead of getting up, her horn glows and the sun moves a little so that the light would stop shining in her face.
"...it's lazy, but yes I'd do it."
Bites her bagel

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and sometimes updates are made! Now for our main segment...Dreamhouse Pinkie!

"It feels weird to be back again, doesn't it?"

'Yeah it does. Don't miss the sexdolls though.'
DT looks at a small hole in the wall.
'...what's with the hole?'

>I added a glory hole!

'...what's a glory hole?'

"A glory hole is a...is a...what is a glory hole?"

>Why don't you open up your mouth and have a taste!

'...'
Looks to the hole.
'...'
Then back to Pinkie who's smiling.
'...'
Back to the hole.
'...'
She opens up her mouth close to the glory hole and a chocolate covered banana comes emerges. She takes a bite of it.
'...hm...pretty good.'

>It's a Chocolate Banana Glory Hole!

"Oh, let me try."
Puts her mouth over another hole and gets a mouthful of banana.
"Heys...it's delish."

>I'm glad you both like my glory holes then.

'Yeah, it's a great idea. *munches* You think of some neat stuff, Pinkie.'

>...I would not have been able to pull this off on my regular friends.

"What was that?"

>Nothing! Enjoy the banana!

"I will. My, this is a really big banana."

'Dang it, I'm getting chocolate all over my face.'

>...This will probably be the reason why I end up in Tartarus...but at least I'll be laughing all the way there.
Life in the dreamhouse~


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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Discord"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I want to crash a couch! Now for our main guest...DISCORD!!!
Applause as curtains open to Pinkie on Discord's couch.

"I'm not a guest if it's my house."

>and I was like, Do you have any assignments for the P-team? and she was like nooo...

"Pinkie, I'm off the clock. I don't have to be in character right now."

>Isn't acting out of character still part of being a chaotic character?

"It is, but I just don't want to hear you rambling on my couch."

>I let you on my show! The least you can do is let me ramble on your couch! C'mon we're random buddies!

"Just because we're both random doesn't mean we have to hang out together. Don't you have your own friends to bother?"

>Eh, I don't feel like bothering them. That and the baby secret episode was so stressful!

"Oh goody...are you going to stay here and complain the whole time? We've been getting screentime just fine."

>But I want more plooooot. If I can't get any canon ones, I'll settle for non-canon.

"Greedy aren't we? Well, the thing with Rarity and the sexdolls was amusing, that's for sure. Why don't you do something with your friends?"

>It's hard...*grumble*...Putting them all in eats up character space like crazy...*grumble*...Cheap-ass producer.

"If you want more adventures from Luna, maybe it's better to ask for forgiveness than it is permission."

>No, that's rude.

"What can I say? I'm a rood dood."
Dips a saucer into his tea and eats it.
"Luna's always been the serious one of the two, but bug her a bit and she'll crack. Really though, do what you want. We're in the non-canon realm. It's not like anything is suppose to stick."

>You know what? You're right...
Pinkie disappears off-screen. Discord takes a bite of his cup.

"...Do what you want, but not in my house!"

>I can't take it! Your pictures are slanted!
Life in Discord's house~

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but it's never too late for your's truly! Now for our main segment...mail time!
Applause as a wall-eyed pony drops off a sack of letters. Pinkie opens a letter.

>Let's see...This one says "If you don't send a copy of this letter to 5 other ponies, bad luck will happen to you." Aw it's just a chain letter.
Opens up another one.

>This one says "You are the most annoying pony I know. No wonder they don't give you any character development."
Pouts
>Ow...Hurtful.
Opens up another one.

>How about this one? "If you see your sister Maud, tell her to bring home souvenirs. -Your Father." Will do daddy!
Opens up another one.

>Some actual fan-mail would be nice. Aha "We love your show, Pinkie and thank you for everything. Here's some tickets to our concert. Your friends, the Queenlings." Oh hey, it sounds like they're doing good...I guess that's a good enough note to end on...I'll see everypony next thread!
A wacky waving inflatable tube pony inflates and Pinkie flail along with it.
>Byyyyyyyyyyyyye!