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- This week’s phone scam, check it out.
- [Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
- Hello.
- I have just one question for you. Are you ready?
- [Woman:]
- Am I ready for what, who’s this?
- Are you ready for this Sunday night when WWE champ John Cena defends his title in the WWE Super Slam? Right now you can order this awesome pay-per-view event for just $59.99!
- [Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
- I’m sorry. No, there is not any chance in hell that we’re ever going to have wrestling in this house again. But thank you, but no. Have a good day.
- *ringing phone*
- [Woman:]
- Hello?
- And goodbye to anyone standing in John Cena’s way when he takes on six men in a steel cage “chutes and ladders” match at WWE Super Slam. Order now and save $10 with the low, low price of just $49.99!
- [Woman:]
- So you guys just called me and as I mentioned before, we’re not ordering this. So please stop calling my house. Thank you and goodbye.
- *ringing phone*
- [Woman:]
- Hello.
- Hi, can I speak to champ?
- [Woman:]
- Who?
- Champ, is champ there?
- [Woman:]
- Who is champ?
- That question will be answered this Sunday night when…
- [Woman:]
- Who is that, hey?
- John Cena defends the belt at WWE Super Slam.
- [Woman:]
- Who is that, hey? Hey sir, can you just quit calling my house.
- Taking on Sheamus, The Undertaker…
- [Woman:]
- Quit calling me.
- CM Punk and even Triple H and the Big Show in a spit-swapping makeout match…
- [Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
- Holy cow.
- WWE Super Slam.
- [Woman:]
- Listen, hello? Hello! Can you stop screaming and your little sirens or whatever that is? Can you knock it off for five seconds, not interested, stop calling my fucking house.
- *ringing phone* *ringing phone*
- [Woman:]
- Hello.
- I’m watching you.
- [Woman:]
- Excuse me?
- That’s exactly what The Undertaker told John Cena, but will he be able to take the belt from the mightiest champion in WWE history at this weekend’s WWE Super Slam.
- [Woman:]
- For the love of all that it’s [beep] stop calling my house…
- John Cena.
- [Woman:]
- Before I get your number, I will track you down, and absolutely tear you to [beep] pieces. Do you understand me? I know you are John Cena, the crazy mother fucker.
- Chainsaws! Explosions! Popcorn!
- [Woman:]
- No wrestling, no super mother fucking slam is happening in this house.
- [Woman:]
- I swear to Jesus, if this is those wrestling fuck again.
- Okay, good morning. Hi, I’m just calling this morning to ask if you’re a supporter of the United States Military.
- [Woman:]
- Oh! My God! I apologize. We’ve been getting calls all morning. I apologize and yes, yes, I’m…
- Fantastic, great. Are you a supporter of the Marine Corp?
- [Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
- Yes, absolutely, absolutely.
- Good, great because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support.
- And his name is John Cena. He’s going to get in the ring and put boots to asses.
- [Woman:]
- You, are you kidding me right now?
- This weekend! WWE Super Slam!
- [Woman:]
- Are you kidding me right now, I can’t even handle that, I cannot handle this.
- Available right now at a low price of only $39.99!
- [Woman:]
- I can’t believe if you’re calling me. I’m about to lose my [beep]
- *ringing*
- [Woman:]
- I swear I’m about to call the police.
- Hello, you have a collect call from.
- John Cena…
- Will you accept the charges?
- [Woman:]
- Go [fuck] your mother.
- *ringing*
- [Woman:]
- Listen, stop calling. There – Is listening not your strong suit because I’m pretty sure it’s [beep] not, but you are not hearing me, shut your [beep] beat down brain from Super Slam and listen – listen I don’t care if they are $59, $99, $39, .39 fuckin cents, I don’t want it, it won’t happen, it’s not running on my TV again, it won’t be allowed in this house, do you understand me, never – I don’t want to be wrestling here in this house, please going through closets and taking you out t-shirts and blurting them, I’m calling the police and telling that you’re harassing me. Stop it now. I’m calling the police. Good luck to you. Have a nice day. [Beep] yourself.
- [Woman:]
- God damn what?
- Hold on, hold on.
- Yes.
- Mary, Mary this is the ZMorningZoo radio show on Z104.
- Hi…
- How are you?
- [Woman:]
- What, what…
- We’ve been phone scamming you. Your husband – your husband Donny told us to phone scam you.
- [Woman:]
- I – we are all in a fight right now. Are you kidding me right now?
- I’m so sorry I felt so bad for you.
- I couldn’t believe the mouth talk you had on you, oh my god.
- Well, it’s fantastic…woooo
- [Woman:]
- I haven’t had my coffee yet. Shut up.
- Yes, oh, I’m sorry…
- I know how that feels…
- Well, listen we won’t be calling you back anymore I promise okay.
- [Woman:]
- Thank Jesus.
- Do you won’t after hear this – all right you won’t after hear that anymore.
- [Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
- I swear to caught. I was going to jail and I don’t – I was – oh, it was bad.
- Tune into z104:
- http://www.z104.com
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