Tom and Jerry

Tom and Jerry
> In an average suburban home sits a happy fluffy pony
> Yellow fluff and a blue man bounce as she hops around the room
> She is elated about the wonderful friend she met today in the yard
> "Dadda! Dadda! Jewwy's gon be mummah! Suu happee!"
> Jerry's owner is not quite as happy
> In fact he's pretty furious
> He's not mad at his fluffy or the stray that impregnated her
> The problem is he isn't mad at anyone
> Fluffies can't help the urge to mate, it's how they were made
> And, she has been in heat lately
> Q-tips and chair legs only go so far
> Worse the only one to blame for this is himself
> Had he not left her in the yard to go get a drink she wouldn't have met the stray who smelled her need from a block away and fulfilled it
> He did take a nearby fly swatter to the fluffies junk though
> Its kept the solid blue fluffy out of the yard thus far
> Though, he still hangs around the neighborhood
> He's seen dancing and waving to mares throughout the neighborhood
> The light blue fluffy has become the bane of the gardening community over the last few days as well
> No one has called the exterminator yet
> This disgruntled and worried man sits with his yellow and blue fluffy who happily wiggles her legs as he rubs her belly
> "Tee hee! Dadda tickowe tummy! Babbehs wuv tickowes!"
> With an exasperated sigh the man simply replies, "Great..."
> Unlike his neighbor Jayce who has been out for a few days at work this man isn't an abuser
> Jerry is well taken care of, initial gender mix up aside, and she's very happy and healthy
> She loves her name unbiased by gender stereotypes
> The man however does not like this name, but she refuses to call herself anything else
> "Dadda! Jewwy hungwy, nee nummies fow babbehs! Jewwy haff mow nummies pwease?"
> The man has already doubled her rations
> "No honey bear, you're already eating double..."
> No explaining to a fluffy
> He settles with "No bad fluffies ask for more"
> "S-sowwy daddie! Jewwy sowwy! Jus wan babbehs be good..."
> The fluffy pouts as she returns to her safe room
> There is also the issue of her "special fwiend" who is wandering around outside
> Standing in the doorway he can see the blue fuzzball waving and making eyes at her through the window
> "Honey bun, that fluffy just wants special hugs... oh never mind..."
> Absorbed in trying to talk to the fluffy outside Jerry doesn't hear her owner
> Stepping outside the man fires a small toy paintball gun
> Pump activated it's inaccurate, weak, and rather pathetic
> The fluffy however feels like he's been hit with a riot gun
> "NUU! HUWTY! OWIES! NUU! NUU! OWIES! FWUFFY WEAVE! FWUFFY WEAVE! FWUFFY NEFFA COME BACK! NUUUUU!"
> As plastic spheres explode red paint onto his fluff he thinks he's bleeding
> "NUUU! BOO BOO JUICE! FWUFFY HUWT! HEWP! NUU BOOBOO! HEWP! HEEEeee..."
> The stallion runs away as fast as his little weggies can carry him
> Across the street a portly woman waves and calls to the man
> "Haayyy there Tom! Gave that little vermin a good lesson! Nice work!"
> Tom waves to his neighbor
> "Thanks Octive, but he'll be back.  He keeps wandering through the yard, but I guess he forgot the last lesson I taught him."
> "What was that hon?
> "I whipped his balls with a flyswatter about a dozen times"
> She breaks out into a shrill laughter
> "EAH HEA HEA HEA Heaaa... how could anything forget gettin their Johnny spanked? Dumb things. It keeps coming back to harass my Sweetie Belle"
> The now distraught white and purple fluffy is seen across the street pawing at the window crying for the handsome stallion
> "What'd he do to draw your wrath? You never get upset."
> Tom rubs his neck and explains what happened
> "What a cad, filthy stray.  They don't think with anything but their dick! Just like my last husband..."
> Tom has long since tuned out his talkative neighbor
> Lost in thought over what to do about the situation
> Meanwhile Jerry gets more and more upset when she sees the stray each time
> "Husban! Fwuffy hewe! Nuu offa dere! Nee husban fow babbehs!"
> She's leaving marks on the window and tear stains on the windowsill
> Each day her stomach swells a little more the litter of fluffy foals wiggling inside of her
> After nearly two weeks of this Jerry is nearly ready to birth
> "Nee husban daddie! Bebbehs nee' daddie! Hewp get husban pwease?"
> Tom is unwilling to adopt the ornery stallion who has impregnated half the fluffies in a mile radius
> Many mares have been abandoned nearby, sobbing for daddies and mommies who will never return to get them
> Some of these mares are with foals, trapped in the boxes pleading for food from anyone so they can feed their offspring
> Tom would release them, but Jayce always picks them up first
> Tom has seen several boxes carried into his home over the last week
> The screams are sometimes heard as well
> Shuddering at the thought he sets about ensuring the fluffy is comfortable and clean for the birth
> There are no shavers in the house and paying $20 for a fluffy hair cut is absurd
> Though clean she is definitely not calm
> "NEE HUSBAN! Daddie PWEASE! Jewwy nee hewp wiff bebbehs! Nee daddie!"
> Despite the best of efforts Jerry is unconvinced that Tom can successfully care for foals
> "Daddie siwwy, daddie nuu fwuffy, nuu can be bebbeh daddie, is Jewwy's daddie siwwy daddie."
> Fearing a fluffsplosion from stress Tom sets out to find the stallion if only to set her mind at ease
> But, in the process he hatches a plan
> The stallion is not hard to find in the middle of the day
> Across the street he's mounting Sweetie Belle
> "eenf eenf eenf eenf eenf fwuffy wuv Shugaw baww eenf eenf eenf"
> "eep eep eep eep eep name nuu eep Shugaw eep eep name eep SQEE!"
> The stallion finishes and is in the process of leaving when he spots Tom
> "Dis nu hoomin wand is offa hoomin wand! Bad hoomin weave!"
> Well, that's true but the stallion is also going
> He complains and kicks and bites but Tom ignores the yelling stallion
> Just as Tom makes it off the property fluffy in hand Octive finds her fluffy
> “Mummah! Fwuffy tummy feww funneh! Wuv speciaw fwiend! Can speciaw fwiend haff nummies tuu?”
> Octive is heard across the street yelling, then a sticky fluffy is thrown out the front door
> "Damn, you're a little bastard maker aren't you, you filthy slut!"
> Returning to his home Tom tries to ignore Sweetie Belle's cries for forgiveness
> Then as he's closing the door he sees Sweetie Belle fly through the air face smashed by a golf swing and more screaming from his portly neighbor
> Tom can't see himself doing that to Jerry, she's been with him since she was a foal
> Granted, she isn't very bright but what fluffy is?
> Tom returns with his quarry just as he hears a cry from the safe room
> "BIG POOPIES! HRNGGG!"
> Tom places the stallion in the middle of the safe room and a teddy bear behind him opposite Jerry
> "Jewwy husban hewe! Hewp husban’! Bebbehs comin! Nee he-EEEEEEEE-ewp"
> She's contracting and straining but the fluffy needs help aligning the infants in her
> The foals kick and wiggle in her but they cannot make it through the birth canal
> "Nee hewp! Babbehs comin! Huwwy husban!"
> The stallion looks quizzically at the struggling dam
> "Who fwuffy? Fwuffy neffa see you eva befowe, you dummy."
> With that, the dam is devastated she chokes through tears as she pleas for the stallion to help her
> "Nuuu! Husban happeh dance owside! Say wuv fwuffy! Giff speciaw huggies an bebbehs to Jewwy! Husban hewp Jewwy!"
> The stallion is unsure, but when Tom rubs the teddy's backside with a Q-tip from Jerry's heat he turns away with a final "stupit mumma, nuu husban"
> He sniffs around the room screaming dam now in the care of Tom who positions the first foal
> "Whew giwl? Fwuffy wan giff guud speciaw huggies, haff good feww!"
> Tom now sits above the fluffy gently pressing and moving the foals for birth
> "HUSBAN NUU WUV! WAAAAAAH! HUWTY! HUWTY! DADDIE HEWP BEBBEHS! NEE HEWP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
> As the stallion finds the teddy bear the first foal slides out slick with amniotic fluid and blood
> It's a blue unicorn with a dark blue mane, just like his father
> Now oblivious to the humping stallion across the room Jerry grabs her first baby and cleans him
> “Guu’ bebbeh… Wuv bebbeh…”
> "eep eep eep eep eep!"
> He peeps constantly and hungrily
> Only a few minutes later the foal is suckling quietly and nuzzling his mothers fluff
> Over the next twenty minutes three more foals are born
> An orange and red colt, a lavender and cream pegasus filly, and a green and red colt are born
> During all this the ornery stallion has humped away into the teddy bear
> Unfortunately for this stallion his peeny has been rubbing a teddy bear basted with Tabasco
> His peeny on fire he screamed and ran around the room
> Several times Tom swats him away as he tries to run into the mare and her nursing foals
> Now catatonic with pain he mewls for the hurt to stop
> "F-f-f-Feffah nuu wan special huggies... Feffah wan guu home... Wan daddeh..."
> Tom after seeing the afterbirth slide out and ensuring the foals are safe takes Feather outside and punts him into Jayces yard
> “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu! Owies!”
> A twitching Sweety Belle is seen on top of the trash across the street
> Tom returns inside, at first uncertain of whether or not he wanted to own a fluffy family
> Looking at his little fluffy all grown up and her tiny children he decides to keep them
> The tired mare has already named them too
> "Daddeh... Daddeh... Bebbehs hewe... be daddie fow bebbehs?"
> Tom smiles and picks up the sleeping blue colt
> "Daddeh, dat... dat Fiwst, is fiwst bebbeh!"