The Northerly Adventures of Nolan the Saint

 Psycho !Mango5x1ac presents: Nolan North

>You are Nolan North
>Or Saints Bro as your friends call you
>You check your watch to see it's lunch time
>But you could always go and do something else with your 30 minutes of free time...
>You guess the best thing to do would be to track down Norman.
>He is your best friend after all.
>You walks down the hallways looking for him, passing many middle class students.
>Why you went to the same school as them, you had no idea.
>Your dad Fancy Pants insisted you go her to become closer to them.
>It disgusted you.
>You come upon the gym and see Norman inside talking to a girl with white skin and purple hair.
>This girl looked like she was alright.
>Didn't look poor anyways.
>You walk over to them as Norman notices you.
>When the girl looks at her phone, Norman tries to tell you to go away.
>You wouldn't have any of it.
>You walk straight up to both of them.
">Alpha as fuck!"
">Conditions apply!"
>Both of them look at you as if you're a grade-A retard.
>"What the fuck was that Nolan?"
"Oh, I just wanted to give this lovely lady right here a nice greeting."
>Norman raises his eyebrow as he turns back to the white girl.
>"As I guess you already heard, this is Nolan. Nolan, this is Rarity."
>Her name even sounded lovely.
"Well hello there Miss Rarity, it is great to make your acquaintance."
>You extend your hand out to her.
>She hesitantly takes it and shakes it with a half smile.
>You raise her hand to your lips and lightly kiss her hand.
>Just like your father taught you.
>You look back to see her blushing as you let go of her hand.
>"Well aren't you sweet, darling?"
>Norman is getting visibly angrier by the second.
>Maybe you should lay off for a bit.
>You wouldn't want to be associated with that jerk Brad who steals everyone's girlfriends.
"So Nolan, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?"
>Before you're able to answer, you feel a hand on your shoulder.
>"Nolan here is a great guy!"
>Brad...
>You breath slowly as you take a step away from Brad.
>Best just to ignore him so nothing bad happens.
>Norman stands up and takes a step towards Brad.
>"What are you doing here?"
>"Just thought I'd stop by and see my two best friends."
>You and Norman look at each other and back at Brad.
>Was this guy serious?
>Did he actually think you liked him?
>You take a step towards Brad and put your arm around his shoulder.
"Yeah, Brad and I are great friends."
>Norman looks at you as if you've gone insane.
"Come on, let's go get lunch together."
>Brad seems a little startled, but realizes someone actually might like him.
>"Okay, let's go."
>You and Brad leave as you turn back to Norman and mouth to him.
"Good taste."
>He totally owes you since you're doing this.
>You both walk together down to the cafeteria.
>The room was full of people.
>You grab your food and you look around to see Brad motioning for you to sit with him and his other friends.
>You begin walking over to them as you spot a girl with magenta hair sitting at table, writing in a notebook.
>She seemed okay, definitely not the worst at the table.
>Sitting next to her, you greet her.
"Hi, my name is Nolan. What's yours?"
>She looks startled as she looks up from her notebook.
>"Um, my name is Amy."
>Seemed like the most normal name in this entire school.
>You extend your hand just like you did with Rarity.
>First impressions always matter after all.
>She takes your hand and eagerly shakes it.
>She was very beautiful.
>Maybe you could use your sweet talk on her.
"Your beauty is that of the stars that swirl in the sky."
>As she takes a bite of her fruit, she realizes just what you said.
>Blushing heavily, she almost chokes as she swallows.
>"Wh-what did you just say?"
>She's not taking like most ladies you know would.
"I said you were beautiful."
>"Well I heard that, but I have a boyfriend!"
>Standing up, Amy marches away as Brad and the others at the table stare at you.
>"Wow, bro. What did you say to her?"
>You look around the table.
>Six guys, including Brad, and three girls.
>You could take them, but it would be better not to start a fight.
"I just told her she was pretty and she overreacted."
>Scoffing a boy with scraggly hair leans across the table towards you.
>"Yeah, she's my girlfriend, so stay away from her."
>She's dating this loser?
>You couldn't even see his eyes, his hair was so low.
>But like you said, best not to start a fight.
>You finish eating, and take your tray and throw away your trash.
>Maybe there was some way to win her over anyways.
>The bell rings as you walk out of the cafeteria.
>Time for Gym class.
>Jogging down the hallways, you head towards the locker rooms.
>You enter and change into your Gym clothes.
>You head to the gym which is right across the hall.
>Norman is waiting inside as you pass by him.
>You still thought it was funny that the guy tried to intimidate you.
>"What's got you so happy?"
>You turn to Norman as you stop chuckling to yourself.
"Oh, some guy tried to intimidate me when I called his girlfriend pretty."
>"Wow. You're turning into Brad. You keep hitting on other people's girls."
>You stop walking and turn to him.
"Don't ever say I'm like that jerk."
>"Hey, you're the one acting like him."
>Is he serious?
"Oh come on. I didn't even know she had a boyfriend."
>Norman sighs as you two continue to walk.
"So how did things go with Rarity?"
>"Oh, not so well. I at least got her number though."
>You two stop as the gym teacher tells everyone todays game is dodge ball.
>Norman and you were an amazing team in dodge ball.
"That's good. Maybe you could ask her out on a date."
>Walking over to the racks, you pick up a dodge ball and head back to the court.
>You both play, getting several people out until the bell rings.
>You have a little time to spare until your next class.
>You might as well head to your next class.
>English was it?
>You had to head across the courtyard to get there.
>Heading to your locker to get your things, you say farewell to Norman as you walk down the hallways.
>As you turn a corner, you bump into somebody knocking them down.
>Papers flew everywhere as you fell onto your butt.
>You stand up as you rub your ass.
"Hey, watch wh-"
>Oh, it was a girl.
>Bending over, you try to help her up.
>She takes your hand as you help her up.
>"Sorry about that, I should have watched where I was going."
>You begin picking up the papers as you turn back to her.
"Oh, it was my fault. Sorry."
>After collecting all of her fliers, you hand them to her.
"Animal shelter, eh? Maybe I could stop by an help sometime?"
>As she hears what your says she grins and hugs you.
>"Yay! I'd love that!"
>You look at your watch to see that you're 15 minute late for class now.
>Might as not go anyways.
>Your teacher would understand, he's a bro. Little crazy though.
>You say bye to the girl with pink hair as you walk down the hallways.
>You never even got her name.
>Might as well go anyways since you don't want to miss anything.
>You walk down the hallways to down class carrying your books.
>Coming upon the room, you enter to find everyone staring at you.
>Your English teacher strokes his goatee as he stares at you.
>"And where have you been Nolan?"
>You walk over to your desk and sit down.
"I bumped into someone in the hallways and helped them pick up their stuff."
>Your teacher sits on his desk.
>"Well as long as you're telling the truth I guess that's fine."
>You try to pay attention as best you can, but the purple girl next to you keeps clicking her pen.
>Turning to her, you put your hand on her pen and whisper to her.
"Could you please stop that?"
>She turns to you and realizes what she's been doing.
>"O-okay. Sorry."
>Turning back to the front of the room, you see your teacher passing out worksheets as the bell rings, signaling the end of the school day.
>You grab a paper as you walk out and head down the hallways.
>There's lots of things to do after school.
>You walk down the hallways pondering what to do.
"Damn."
>"Don't use that kind of language in school!"
>You turn around to find yourself face-to-face with Miss Cherilee.
>You didn't want to get detention.
"Sorry, I just have some unfinished business with someone. It won't happen again."
>She folds her arms and raises an eyebrow as she stares at you.
>"As long as it doesn't happen again. Now move along."
>You turn around and jog away.
>Might as well go home, don't want to stick around here.
>Walking out of the front door, you see Amy sitting on the front steps.
>You better say you're sorry about what happened earlier.
>As you walk over to her, you hear light sobbing.
>Was she crying?
>You walk over to her and sit next to her.
"Hey, I'm sorry about what I did earlier. I took it too fast and didn't know you had a boyfriend."
>Looking up at you, Amy has tests streaming down her face.
>"Th-that asshole's not a boyfriend anymore..."
>You put your arm around her and hold her close to you.
"Why don't you tell me about what happened?"
>Through sobs, she manages to tell you that he wanted to fuck her in his truck, but she didn't want to have sex until she's older.
>You pat her back as she manages to tell her story.
>You even give her a tissue from her backpack.
>Well that means you won't be able to give her the D.
>Maybe some ice cream might cheer her up.
>Dancing and ice cream always cheer you up, but she probably would like dancing.
"Why don't you come get some ice cream with me?"
>Sniffling, she looks up at you.
>"Really?"
"Yeah, it'll be my treat."
>You stand up and offer her your hand.
>Taking your hand, she walks with you down to Sugar Cube Corner.
>It's the best ice cream places in town.
>Opening the door for her, you follow her inside.
>As soon as you enter, you see a familiar face sitting at one of the tables.
>It's that pink haired girl.
>She waves you and Amy over to sit with her.
>You take Amy's hand and lead her over to the table with the yellow skinned girl from earlier.
>You pull out a chair for Amy and then take one for yourself.
>"Hey, I never got your name. Mine is Fluttershy."
>You turn to her and smile.
"My name is Nolan. And this Amy. I took her here to cheer up with some ice cream."
>Fluttershy looks at Amy and gives her a shy smile.
>"Hi Amy. What's got you down?"
>Maybe you should get the ice cream while they talk.
>You stand up and walk over to the counter where you order chocolate ice cream for you and Amy.
>You look back over to Fluttershy and Amy to see them hitting it off as you lean against the counter.
>When the ice cream comes out, you take it to the girls and give one to Amy.
>You begin eating as you make small talk with the girls.
>Amy seems to be getting a lot happier at least.
>You look around and notice a jukebox against one of the walls.
"Would one of you girls like to dance?"
>Caught off guard, Amy stops eating for a moment.
>"O-okay."
>You stand up and take her hand and lead her to the jukebox.
>What song should you play...?
>You look through all of the songs until you find a good song.
>Chamillion.
>Seems good enough.
>Stepping back, you take Amy's hand.
"You know how to dance?"
>"Of course! What fool doesn't know how to dance?"
"True."
>Leading her near to an open space you begin dancing with her.
>Some other people even join it.
>As you're dancing, you hear the bell to the door ring.
>You look back to see Amy's ex walk in, along with two other guys.
>Maybe you could have a little fun with him.
>You grab Amy's hand as you spin her around, obviously trying to draw attention to yourself.
>Looking back towards her ex, you see him red faced and obviously angry as he stares at the both of you.
>You continue dancing with her as he becomes visibly more angry by the moment.
>You turn around and continue dancing with Amy.
>That guy's not even worth your time.
>You spin Amy around once again to keep her from seeing her ex.
>As you're continuing to dance, you stop as you hear a crash.
>Turning around, you see Amy's ex marching out and one of the tables is flipped over.
>It was the table with your ice cream on it.
>That fucker's crossed the line now.
>Everyone stares in silence as he walks out.
>You turn back to Amy and Fluttershy.
"You two wait in here, I'm gonna go deal with him."
>They both looked at you worried.
"O-okay."
>You turn back around and walk out the still open door.
>As you exit the building, two arms reach out and grab your vest pulling you around an alley.
>You're slammed against a wall with Amy's ex looking at you with more fury than humanly possible
>You gotta think fast.
>You grab his hair and pull his head back.
>His grip weakens as you shove him back.
>He hits the wall on the other side of the alley with a dull thud.
>You run at him and grab his hair again and bring his head down to your waist.
>Time to end the fucker.
>Bringing your leg back, you feel something grab it and pull it back making you fall forward.
>You topple over the ex and quickly get on your feet to see two of the ex's friends have joined him
>Seems like the best time to use your new toy.
>Reaching into your pockets, you feel the cold metal on your fingers as you slide on your brass knuckles.
>You bring your fist up ready to fight these assholes.
>Upon noticing your brass knuckles, their faces turn wan.
>"L-listen here, we don't want any trouble, alright?"
>You spit on their shoes as you turn around and slide your weapons into your pockets.
"Don't let me see you around her again."
>You leave them as they're helping the ex up and head back into Sugar Cube Corner.
>You walk back inside to see everything has settled down.
>What's this?
>A brand new ice cream is in front of your seat with Amy and Fluttershy sitting at the table.
>Walking over, Amy notices you and stand up.
>"What happened?"
>You sit down as she does and take a bite of your new ice cream.
"We talked. He won't be bothering you anymore."
>Amy looks down at her ice cream before looking back up at you.
>She leans towards you and kisses your cheek before going back to her ice cream
>Best not to act clingy.
>You take a few more bites of your ice cream as you decide to chat with Fluttershy.
"So why don't you tell me about this animal shelter?"
>Thinking for a second, Fluttershy suddenly looks worried.
>"I'm late!"
"Late for what?"
>"I was supposed to be at the shelter an hour ago!"
"Don't worry."
>Seems like a good time to call one of your homies.
>Pulling out your phone you slide down to 'V' in your contacts list.
>Finding the right person, you tap the screen and call them.
>You wait for a minute until you hear them pick up.
>"I'll be right over."
>You lead Amy and Fluttershy outside where you wait for a few minutes.
>Loud music begins coming down the street as you see a white sports car pull up next to the building.
>The door opens to reveal a girl with blue spiky hair stepping out.
>You lead Amy and Fluttershy over to the car.
"Amy, Fluttershy, this is Vinyl. She's a very close friend of mine."
>Vinyl shakes hands with Amy and Fluttershy.
>"It's great to meet you both. You need to get somewhere, right?"
>Fluttershy steps forward and pushes her hair back.
>"Y-yes, to the animal shelter."
>"Well let's go then. Hop in."
>You walk over to the door, holding open each one for Amy, Vinyl, and lastly Fluttershy.
>You get into the passenger seat as the car starts up.
>You all make small talk as you drive to your destination, reaching there in 20 minutes.
>Vinyl pulls up to the shelter and turns off the engine.