Deadpool - Stairway to Apples (unfinished)

>You're Anon, Anon the Third, to be exact.
>You're a High School Student of the Canterlot University, coursing your last year of H.S.
>Much so like your Father, and his Father before him, you aren't just a student; you're also the lead Singer of your own band.
>Your Grandfather played for a famous Rock Band of the 60's a their Guitarist.
>And your father was the drummer of another band from the 90's.
>As to be expected, your Family always wanted you to follow those same steps.
>But you, you wanted to be more than that: A Doctor, A Lawyer, A Psychologist even, but it never came to be.
>You eventually found pleasure in singing, as you had always had a talented voice.
>Eventually, alongside Flash Sentry, the school's jackass, your Drummer; Shinning Armor, Twilight's Brother, your Guitarist; and Big Macintosh, your Bassist.
>You've been together since the first year of High School, and have become fairly good at what you do.
>Being the lead Singer has its perks, as literally every Girl in the School want a piece of you.
>You've been laid with so many Girls, you've lost count.
>All but one. The only Girl that you truly have feelings for: Applejack, Big Mac's Sister.
>You and her have been very good friends for a while now, as you tend to go to her family's Barn quite a lot to practice.
>Her family is really nice to you too. Her Granny may be old, bit she cooks like a professional chef. And her little Sister is really sweet.
>And despite all of this, not once, has Applejack seemed to like you more than just a friend...
>It's pretty irritating when you think about it for a while.
>You can have any Girl you like whenever you want, except for her.
>You've lost count of how many times you've asked her out, but every single time, she said "No".
>Maybe she doesn't think you're handsome enough for her... Nah, that's bullshit.
>There's something else going on here. And by Odin's Beard, you're gonna find out what it is.