VicksInc ME Musings

(12:55:47 AM) Broick [webchat@3682fb09.3cae4b8e.il.comcast.net] entered the room.
(12:56:18 AM) Broick: Guys... I'm high as shit
(12:56:19 AM) Brotius|XLR: sup nignug
(12:56:39 AM) Pyrite: glad you're having fun
(12:56:48 AM) Broick: I smoked a bowl with my boss after work
(12:57:15 AM) Brotius|XLR: let me know when you finish watching this
(12:57:18 AM) Brotius|XLR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMEg6mfTfF4#t=600
(12:57:29 AM) Broick: Guys don't let me forget monster girl mass effect
(12:58:31 AM) Pyrite: ok
(12:58:34 AM) Broick: No No No! Please don't show the Broick this video!
(12:58:52 AM) Brotius|XLR: NO NO NO PREASE DONT SHEK ZA BABY
(12:58:54 AM) ***Broick slaps Jurimouto around a bit with a large fishbot
(12:59:06 AM) Broick: Ally!
(12:59:19 AM) Brotius|XLR: She was having a migraine earlier
(12:59:29 AM) Broick: Shiiiiiiiiiit
(12:59:45 AM) Pyrite: oh yeah I wanted to ask her
(12:59:46 AM) Broick: I wanted.... Something I forgot what
(12:59:53 AM) ***Pyrite slaps Jurimouto around a bit with a large fishbot
(12:59:58 AM) Pyrite: Whenever you get this imouto
(1:00:06 AM) Broick: What did you want to ask her
(1:00:08 AM) Pyrite: how do you make fried rice? your style?
(1:00:12 AM) Pyrite: that
(1:00:23 AM) ***Broick slaps forehead
(1:00:32 AM) Pyrite: What? there must be more than one way
(1:00:33 AM) Cyrin: I leveled her up, by the way
(1:00:39 AM) Pyrite: and I wanna know her technique
(1:00:43 AM) Cyrin: Oh my.
(1:00:45 AM) Cyrin: How lewd.
(1:00:49 AM) Broick: There is a lack of face palming In western RPGs
(1:00:53 AM) Pyrite: I didn't mean it like that...
(1:01:10 AM) Broick: What levels did she take?
(1:01:58 AM) Broick: Like all 10 rouge?
(1:02:02 AM) Jurimouto: Yeah.
(1:02:14 AM) Broick: Ally!! I'm high!
(1:02:21 AM) Jurimouto: ... I'm jealous
(1:02:31 AM) Jurimouto: If there is ONE thing I need right now with certainty?
(1:02:31 AM) Broick: I don't care!
(1:02:32 AM) Jurimouto: It's weed.
(1:02:37 AM) Jurimouto: I have such a bad fucking headache..
(1:02:52 AM) Broick: That sucks
(1:03:15 AM) Cyrin: Imouto, did you take anything?
(1:03:17 AM) Broick: I'm like a fucking cartoonist right now
(1:03:38 AM) Broick: I got so high I'm coming up with a great story for my next campaign
(1:04:01 AM) Pyrite: drugs make the best artistic works
(1:04:20 AM) Jurimouto: Write this shit down.
(1:04:23 AM) Broick: Like I said monster girl mass effect
(1:04:25 AM) Jurimouto: And no I haven't.
(1:04:31 AM) Pyrite: I like that concept broick
(1:04:44 AM) Jurimouto: Otouto
(1:04:46 AM) Jurimouto: Write it down
(1:04:48 AM) Jurimouto: read it in the morning
(1:04:56 AM) Jurimouto: Trust me. it's funny.
(1:05:31 AM) Broick: Funny? It's fucking genius! Like great biotic wind good
(1:05:40 AM) Brotius|XLR: Pffffffft
(1:06:33 AM) Broick: There will be the Planes that will represent different systems to act like the galaxy map
(1:06:57 AM) ***Jurimouto slaps Broick around a bit with a large fishbot
(1:06:58 AM) Broick: To get from and to plane you traverse the void in magic ships
(1:06:58 AM) Jurimouto: http://gyazo.com/f6490fd66659a608ccf18b1a22a150dc
(1:07:03 AM) Brotius|XLR: Oh, this is for next campaign?
(1:08:12 AM) Brotius|XLR: and PFFFFFFFFT
(1:08:38 AM) Broick: Yeah but instead of reapers its formorians
(1:09:02 AM) Pyrite: We are assuming direct rape. This hurts you.
(1:09:05 AM) Brotius|XLR: Oh?
(1:09:07 AM) Jurimouto: I have a question
(1:09:16 AM) Broick: ?
(1:09:17 AM) Jurimouto: Will we have three color coded pieces of shit to choose from for the ending?
(1:09:37 AM) Broick: No. The endings will be legit
(1:10:26 AM) Broick: I think I might even make a quarian monster race
(1:10:44 AM) Pyrite: elves?
(1:10:50 AM) Pyrite: filthy space elves
(1:11:08 AM) Broick: Don't you talk shit about my waifu
(1:11:19 AM) Pyrite: every elf out there is your waifu?
(1:11:24 AM) Jurimouto: Magic would just be biotics then?
(1:11:34 AM) Broick: They will be the creators of the warforged
(1:11:43 AM) Broick: Yes
(1:12:02 AM) Broick: Though I'll have a different magic system
(1:12:09 AM) Broick: 3.5 sucks
(1:12:25 AM) Brotius|XLR: S'cool
(1:12:26 AM) Jurimouto: ..Hey Otouto..
(1:12:27 AM) Cyrin: Speaking of
(1:12:34 AM) Jurimouto: .Could we try out next campaign on Pathfinder?
(1:12:37 AM) Cyrin: ^
(1:12:54 AM) Broick: What's pathfinder even like?
(1:13:14 AM) Broick: Does it have a  better magic system?
(1:13:24 AM) Cyrin: A little.
(1:13:36 AM) Cyrin: It's not REALLY different
(1:13:41 AM) Cyrin: But it's a little less retarded.
(1:14:03 AM) Cyrin: It's mostly skills and stuff that's better
(1:14:10 AM) Broick: I'll look into it when I'm not higher than a satalite
(1:14:20 AM) Cyrin: http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/
(1:14:36 AM) Cyrin: Don't need to spend a dime or download anything
(1:14:44 AM) Cyrin: And you can actually convert shit from 3.5 if you want
(1:15:04 AM) Broick: Hmm.
(1:15:32 AM) Broick: Idk like I said I'll look into it when I'm not high as shit
(1:16:20 AM) Cyrin: Bookmark it~
(1:16:42 AM) Pyrite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpLncBG_Nw
(1:17:35 AM) Broick: Im on my phon
(1:17:48 AM) Pyrite: just the "oh the humanity" line in scienfeld
(1:18:37 AM) Cyrin: well I'll link it to you tomorrow or whatever, then
(1:18:46 AM) Broick: Yeah
(1:18:53 AM) Cyrin: But yeah, Pathfinder is pretty much just D&D 3.75
(1:19:01 AM) Broick: I need you guys to remind me of this
(1:19:03 AM) Cyrin: with some nice quality of life changes
(1:19:20 AM) Brotius|XLR: someone'll write this stuff down.
(1:19:34 AM) Broick: Cause I have a really good feeling this will be the shit
(1:20:13 AM) Brotius|XLR: Will be cool
(1:20:42 AM) Broick: I mean the mass effect universe is the shit and monster girls makes everything better
(1:21:00 AM) Brotius|XLR: Indeed.
(1:21:05 AM) Brotius|XLR: ...wait
(1:21:11 AM) Brotius|XLR: >rachni girls
(1:21:28 AM) Broick: The rachni will be slimed
(1:21:36 AM) Cyrin: Wait, what?
(1:21:37 AM) Broick: Slimes*
(1:21:50 AM) Brotius|XLR: Oh, you mean slimes will take their place more or less?
(1:21:55 AM) Broick: Geth will be warforged
(1:22:24 AM) Broick: Quarians and humans will still be themselves
(1:23:05 AM) Broick: ....Succubis as asari?
(1:23:15 AM) Brotius|XLR: Oh lawdy
(1:23:34 AM) Broick: Eh... Idk about that...
(1:23:58 AM) Broick: Reptilian races will be the turians
(1:24:04 AM) Brotius|XLR: Something with high- Pffffffffft
(1:24:51 AM) Broick: Cause even though slaraians are mor reptile you can't tell me a lizardmen or dragonkin is more turian
(1:25:45 AM) Broick: Maybe Harpys as the Salarians?
(1:26:02 AM) Broick: No...
(1:26:05 AM) Brotius|XLR: Hmm..
(1:26:17 AM) Pyrite: salarian would be more slime than harpy
(1:26:17 AM) Broick: Aha!
(1:26:19 AM) Brotius|XLR: Depends what the krogans would be
(1:26:28 AM) Broick: Elves as Salarians
(1:26:34 AM) Pyrite: yeah that works
(1:26:38 AM) Broick: Krogan are orcs
(1:26:39 AM) Pyrite: crafty buggers
(1:26:40 AM) Brotius|XLR: I see where this is goi-
(1:26:50 AM) Broick: Yep
(1:26:50 AM) Brotius|XLR: I like it
(1:27:14 AM) Broick: Asari will be female demons
(1:27:36 AM) Broick: Adart-Yarmshai are succubuses
(1:27:52 AM) Broick: Yarkshai£
(1:28:00 AM) Broick: Fuck
(1:28:05 AM) Brotius|XLR: >pound sign
(1:28:10 AM) Brotius|XLR: ...how the actual fuck
(1:28:22 AM) Broick: Phone remember
(1:28:25 AM) Brotius|XLR: Oh right.
(1:28:32 AM) Broick: But yeah
(1:28:49 AM) Broick: Gnomes as volus
(1:28:56 AM) Brotius|XLR: Pfffffffffft
(1:29:01 AM) Broick: Or maybe halfligns
(1:29:24 AM) Jurimouto: Salarians are amphibious.
(1:29:29 AM) Jurimouto: So Sahaugin/Slimes.
(1:29:34 AM) Jurimouto: something like that
(1:29:38 AM) Jurimouto: Quarians would be Elves.
(1:29:40 AM) Pyrite: verrin as weregirls?
(1:29:43 AM) Broick: No I like elves
(1:29:44 AM) Jurimouto: Varren
(1:29:49 AM) Jurimouto: I like Elves too
(1:29:49 AM) Pyrite: varren yeah
(1:29:54 AM) Jurimouto: just make it so Quarians don't wear their suits.
(1:29:56 AM) Jurimouto: Dummy.
(1:29:57 AM) Broick: No
(1:30:07 AM) Pyrite: bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka~
(1:30:07 AM) Jurimouto: FINE FUCK MY SUGGESTIONS.
(1:30:13 AM) ***Jurimouto throws her brain into a meatgrinder.
(1:30:16 AM) Broick: There will be a quarian race
(1:30:25 AM) Pyrite: no imouto. you need those
(1:31:05 AM) Broick: Elves are Salarians and orcs are Krogan because DnD lore has them dislike eachother so it's perfect
(1:32:09 AM) Broick: But yeah Varren would be....hmm
(1:32:18 AM) Broick: Fuck the Varren
(1:32:50 AM) Pyrite: but they're so cool~
(1:33:04 AM) Broick: Wereraces are a replacement culture
(1:33:04 AM) Jurimouto: Varren are rabid weregirls
(1:33:12 AM) Pyrite: i'm ok with this
(1:33:25 AM) Broick: Fuck the Varren they didn't do shit in me3
(1:34:10 AM) Pyrite: ;_;
(1:34:17 AM) Broick: Including the wereraces would be like kitsune
(1:34:19 AM) Jurimouto: WAIT
(1:34:25 AM) Jurimouto: IS THERE GOING TO BE GUNS?!
(1:34:29 AM) Broick: You want them to be like Varren
(1:34:38 AM) Jurimouto: Fuck no
(1:34:39 AM) Jurimouto: ;_;
(1:34:46 AM) Broick: ....maybe?
(1:34:48 AM) Jurimouto: Kitsune with biotics
(1:34:51 AM) Jurimouto: Jesus christ how horrifying
(1:34:54 AM) Brotius|XLR: welp
(1:35:00 AM) Jurimouto: and if theres guns I can pull stats from D20 Modern and convert them over to this
(1:35:13 AM) Broick: Maybe Kitsune as asari.
(1:35:20 AM) Jurimouto: Yes please
(1:35:31 AM) Pyrite: [X] touch fluffy headpiece
(1:35:37 AM) Jurimouto: Their charisma bonus is enough to warrant Ardat-Yakshi
(1:35:42 AM) Jurimouto: Which are an asari subsect.
(1:35:44 AM) Broick: What do you guys think? Succubis or kitsune?
(1:35:51 AM) Brotius|XLR: Hmm..
(1:36:05 AM) Jurimouto: (Protip Kitsune are better casters overall) so Kitsune.
(1:36:05 AM) Brotius|XLR: I'm okay with either
(1:36:07 AM) Broick: Fluffy tail or succubutt
(1:36:11 AM) Brotius|XLR: ...
(1:36:14 AM) Brotius|XLR: fluffy tail.
(1:36:45 AM) Broick: Adart kitsune have super fluffy tails that absorb your soul as they mate
(1:37:39 AM) Broick: Mantis as Varren?
(1:37:41 AM) Pyrite: worth it
(1:37:57 AM) Jurimouto: >Varren are dogs that are territory.
(1:37:59 AM) Jurimouto: er
(1:38:01 AM) Jurimouto: territorial.
(1:38:11 AM) Broick: ....hr
(1:38:22 AM) Broick: Hrm*
(1:38:45 AM) Broick: What would be the drell?
(1:39:17 AM) Broick: Or better yet the protheans?
(1:39:39 AM) Jurimouto: Drell would be Dragons because they can go either Fighter/Sorceror
(1:39:42 AM) Broick: Scylla as hanar!
(1:39:51 AM) Pyrite: Scylla as hanar yes
(1:39:55 AM) Jurimouto: ^ thirded
(1:39:56 AM) Brotius|XLR: Fund it.
(1:39:59 AM) Brotius|XLR: ~
(1:40:04 AM) Broick: Dragons are part of turians
(1:40:13 AM) Jurimouto: ..SHit you're right
(1:40:14 AM) Jurimouto: Um.
(1:40:28 AM) Broick: Harpy?
(1:40:31 AM) Pyrite: drell as... mermaids?
(1:40:33 AM) Jurimouto: No.
(1:40:42 AM) Jurimouto: ...
(1:40:43 AM) Broick: ....no
(1:40:44 AM) Jurimouto: Dark Priests.
(1:40:46 AM) Pyrite: they're always called fish lips in th threads
(1:40:48 AM) Broick: No
(1:40:52 AM) Jurimouto: Their class is Favored Soul.
(1:40:54 AM) Pyrite: hmmm
(1:40:56 AM) Jurimouto: Drell are very religious.
(1:41:20 AM) Broick: Dark priests are just Succubis basics
(1:41:26 AM) Jurimouto: Ah fuck that then.
(1:41:46 AM) Jurimouto: Well let's see
(1:41:50 AM) Jurimouto: Drell are, from what we know.
(1:41:55 AM) Jurimouto: Biotics.
(1:41:59 AM) Brotius|XLR is now known as Brotius
(1:42:04 AM) Jurimouto: Some are chosen as assassins for the Hanar.
(1:42:06 AM) Broick: What would be a assassin like race?
(1:42:09 AM) Jurimouto: Mantis
(1:42:12 AM) Jurimouto: But Mantis can't biotic.
(1:42:38 AM) Jurimouto: Ghasts, but they're undead
(1:42:42 AM) Jurimouto: However, they are Ninja.
(1:42:55 AM) Broick: What?
(1:43:14 AM) Broick: Ghasts are like zombIes right?
(1:43:15 AM) Jurimouto: Ninja have ki power which is sorta spellcasterish
(1:43:19 AM) Jurimouto: They're really really fucking stealthy.
(1:43:21 AM) Jurimouto: Yeah Ghasts are.
(1:43:48 AM) Broick: Could we substitute undead for gills?
(1:44:03 AM) Jurimouto: ..No that'd have to be an aquatic based creature.
(1:44:30 AM) Broick: Saghuin!!
(1:44:50 AM) Broick: I spelled that way wrong.
(1:44:56 AM) Jurimouto: Sahaugin.
(1:45:02 AM) Broick: But yeah
(1:45:08 AM) Broick: They'd be drell
(1:45:15 AM) Jurimouto: Sahaugin are rangers.
(1:45:23 AM) Broick: Fuck it
(1:45:30 AM) Broick: They're assassins now
(1:45:53 AM) Broick: Sahaugin sound more like assassins to me anyway
(1:45:55 AM) Jurimouto: You'd have to redo their racials and shit.
(1:45:55 AM) Brotius: Sounds cool
(1:46:09 AM) Broick: Not that hard
(1:46:29 AM) Jurimouto: -Sahaugin Favored Class - Ranger Size - Medium Speed - 30ft land, 60ft swim Stats - +2 Dex, -2 int Skills - +6 on swim checks, may take 10 even when distracted Senses - Darkvision 60ft. Abilities Level 1 - Automatic proficiency with harpoons and tridents, water breathing. Level 5 - Summon Natures Ally 1/day (aquatic creatures only) Level 10 - Charm Animal at will (aquatic creatures only) Level 15 - Control Water 3/day Level 20 - Tsunami 1/
(1:46:32 AM) Jurimouto: What I have for them.
(1:47:12 AM) Broick: Yeah I'll replace most spells with biotic versions
(1:47:16 AM) Cyrin: Oh!
(1:47:17 AM) Cyrin: that reminds me
(1:47:48 AM) Broick: I think Druids will be like the tech class
(1:48:03 AM) Broick: Cause the Druid summon could bet combat drones and shit
(1:48:24 AM) Brotius: Oh nice
(1:49:13 AM) Broick: And their spells would be tech powers
(1:49:25 AM) Cyrin: That's going to take a lot of reflavoring
(1:49:28 AM) Brotius: ...when the hell did it turn 12:50am?
(1:49:39 AM) Cyrin: uh, it's almost 2 here
(1:49:39 AM) Cyrin: so
(1:49:41 AM) Broick: It'll be worth it
(1:49:41 AM) Cyrin: awhile ago
(1:49:57 AM) Brotius: Right.
(1:50:09 AM) Broick: The story will also be familiar but different
(1:50:44 AM) Broick: So if you played the mass effects don't be a meta gaming douche
(1:50:52 AM) Broick: Ally!
(1:50:57 AM) Cyrin: I watched Imouto shoot bitches in the face
(1:50:59 AM) Cyrin: Does that work?
(1:51:07 AM) Broick: Sure
(1:51:33 AM) Brotius: Yay
(1:51:47 AM) Broick: Enchants would be replaced by weapon and armor mods
(1:52:13 AM) Cyrin: Wait, so the next campaign is going to be ME based?
(1:52:29 AM) Broick: Ships would be like a spaceship only most aren't like platinum or shit
(1:52:43 AM) Broick: Maybe
(1:52:49 AM) Brotius: This gon' be good
(1:53:03 AM) Cyrin: ...actually, that works. Kyouma would be easier to adapt to a modern/futuristic campaign
(1:53:07 AM) Brotius: Monmusu Effect.
(1:53:08 AM) Broick: In the sense of the universes will be simpler
(1:53:08 AM) Cyrin: I can work with this.
(1:53:36 AM) Cyrin: also
(1:53:41 AM) Broick: So you would basically be a tech specialist Turian
(1:53:49 AM) Cyrin: Yeah, no
(1:53:56 AM) Cyrin: if not human
(1:53:59 AM) Cyrin: a geth in a lab coat
(1:54:06 AM) Cyrin: because fuck you that'd be fantastic
(1:54:29 AM) Broick: Geth are warforged basicly
(1:54:36 AM) Brotius: >legion in a labcoat
(1:54:58 AM) Cyrin: >delusional robot in a labcoat
(1:55:04 AM) Cyrin: WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT ONE
(1:55:23 AM) Cyrin: he'd have to be some kind of hououin kyouma-bender hybrid, though
(1:55:23 AM) Broick: You'd be interesting.
(1:55:37 AM) Broick: A defective geth.... Lol
(1:55:48 AM) Cyrin: hey, bender isn't defective
(1:55:53 AM) Cyrin: he's very effective at bending.
(1:56:00 AM) Broick: No the crazy part
(1:56:06 AM) Brotius: BITE HIS SHINY METAL ASS
(1:56:09 AM) Cyrin: ^
(1:56:17 AM) Broick: Pffft
(1:56:40 AM) Cyrin: so anyway
(1:56:53 AM) Cyrin: I decided to change the character I'm going to play for my Pathfinder game
(1:56:58 AM) Cyrin: because we're so melee heavy
(1:57:01 AM) Cyrin: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=387559
(1:57:25 AM) Cyrin: ARCHER PALADIN
(1:57:29 AM) Broick: Make sure you guys pastebin this
(1:57:44 AM) Brotius: Will do.
(1:58:22 AM) Broick: I wanna work on this
(1:59:41 AM) Brotius: It's gonna be awesome