A Helping Hoof P1 and Recap

Recap
>You are Anonymous the Human.
>You arrived in Equestria, the land of magical talking ponies, by pure accident.
>Rarity saved you from your confusion, and offered you a place to live at her Boutique.
>Princess Celestia immediately dubbed you a threat to the kingdom, captured you, and read your mind.
>You were deemed harmless.
>You attempted to find your place in Ponyville, wanting to pay Rarity back for her hospitality, but each job attempt that you made was more pitiful than the last.
>Finally, Rarity gave you a hand and lined up a job at the Ponyville Day Spa for you.
>Your first job was to massage Rarity. It was glorious.
>That was the day that you realized you had the hots for Rarity.
>However, the week of Estrus (the pony breeding season) started soon after, which shifted Rarity into a very moody little pony.
>Fluttershy was your second real client, but instead of something simple and clean, she blackmailed you and forced you to have sex with her.
>Rarity stumbled upon the two of you, after the act, and you fled.
>Rainbow Dash happened upon you, and you relayed the story to her. She attempted to help you, but her hormones gave in and you had to flee from her as well.
>Meanwhile, Rarity stumbled upon your journal, and learned that not only did Magic seem to hurt you, that you also had a crush on her. Fluttershy confronted her, uncharacteristically smug.
>You ventured forth to your home, ready for your life to end, and were instead lured into a trap by drunken Rarity, who gave you a mind-blowing blowjob.
>It was then that you confessed your love for her, and she accepted it.
>However, upon arriving at work, Fluttershy set up yet another blackmail/rape attempt.
>You managed to put your foot down.
>Upon arriving home, you keep the information to yourself about the rape attempt.
>Everything seems normal until you try and talk to Rarity, who is being more aloof than normal.
>A confrontation happens, with Rarity magically lashing out against you in possessive jealousy.
>Upon your recovery, you find out her true feelings. That she does not know how to act around someone that truly cares for her, and that she has a severe drinking problem.
>Rarity confesses her love for you, and your relationship is finally stable, albeit almost nop0ny knows.
>Finally, it is the end of Estrus, and Pinkie Pie is to host a party at her place.
>Nervously, the two of you show up, with everyone enjoying each other’s company. You and Rarity make your love for one another public, and you even manage to placate Fluttershy.
>Things go awry soon, however, as Fluttershy produces some salt tablets, some kind of hallucinogenic drug for ponies.
>With the other 5 out of the picture, Fluttershy injects you with a strange drug that turns you violent and acts as an aphrodisiac.
>She attempts to rape you, but Rarity awakens and kicks her off of you.
>In your unstable state, you instead turn your penis to Rarity, blowing your seed inside of her, and collapsing on top of her.
>You are now dead.
A Helping Hoof
>You are now Rarity.
>And this is not happening.
>You scramble out from underneath Anon, his body slumping to the ground with a thud.
>You shove him a little.
>He’s gonna wake up right?
>He has to wake up.
>You laugh to yourself.
>Of course he’s going to wake up.
>He’s probably just tired.
>Right.
>You lay down next to him and put your head on his shoulder.
RARITY
HE DOES NOT HAVE A HEART BEAT
>You break up the party with a bone chilling scream.
>You faint.
>You are now Rainbow Dash.
>Rarity’s scream breaks you out of your salt induced trance?
>What were you thinking?
> You know that shit messes you up something awful.
>And what was Rarity screaming about?
>Last you saw her she was all over Anon.
>Oh, it looks like she’s passed out again.
>Rarity can’t handle her salt.
>You laugh to yourself.
>Your gaze shifts to Anon.
>And you cock your head 90 degrees.
>Where are his pants?
>How did he pass out too? He didn’t take any salt.
>You look around. The other ponies have started to get their bearings too. Pinkie Pie seems to be handling it the worst. She’s still sort of just laying there on a pillow, giggling. Twilight is trying to wake her up. Applejack seems to have shaken it off.
>Damn that salt was some intense shit.
>Wait.
>Where did Fluttershy go?
>And what did she mean that she was his.
>He obviously loved Rarity.
>Maybe she ran away because she rejected him, finally.
>That makes sense.
>You’re the first to make it to Anon, attempting to ignore his naked lower body.
>It was the front of the body that you wanted to see…
>AHEM
>Right. You nudge him a little, and his body just sort of sits there.
“Anon?”
>No response.
>Why did HE pass out?
>Regardless…
>You gotta make sure he’s okay.
>You kneel down and listen for his breaths.
>…
>Wait, he’s not breathing.
”Twilight! Anon’s not breathing!
>Twilight quickly teleports to his side, her face ripe with fear and surprise.
“What happened?”
>Her horn is already glowing, turning Anon over in a quick movement.
>The other ponies arrive as you all take a nice long look at his nethers.
>Oh my.
>Your wings start to unfurl subconsciously.
>NO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS
“Twilight!”
>”Right! Sorry.”
>”I’ve…I don’t know a lot of medical magic. I’ve only done a little research and…and anon isn’t a pony so…I…”
>You can see her start to panic.
>”Gosh darnit Twilight jus’ do somethin!”
>”Uh…okay…uh…oh I wish Spike were here…”
>Her horn glows violet, and the same aura envelops Anon.
>You can see her strain. Anon was a heavy load.
>The magic pulses around him, sparkling slightly.
>Anon drops to the floor with a thud.
>”Try somethin’ else Twilight!”
>”Uh…well there’s one other thing I can try but…”
“Just do it!”
>”Here goes…”
>Anon’s horn glows once more, and a purple bubble of energy surrounds the two of them.
>A bright flash fills the room blinding you.
>The blinding clears and both Anon and Twilight are on the floor.
>What did that pony do???
>Did it work?
>Applejack leans down and checks Anon’s heart.
>”He’s…he’s alive!”
”Yes!”
>You go over to check on Twilight.
>She stands with a struggle, her body shaking.
“You did it Twilight!”
>She laughs nervously.
>”Yeah…I did it.”
>You give her a puzzled look.
“You alright Twi?
>”Yeah just…just tired…”
>She sort of slumps to the ground.
>Asleep.
>What a silly little pony.
>You nudge Rarity.
>Nothing.
>You nudge her a little harder.
>Nothing.
>You  kneel down right next to her ear and scream.
“RARITY!”
>She jumps up with a shock, frantically looking around.
>”Anon. Where’s Anon. Is he okay. Where’s Fluttershy. Is Anon okay. Please let him be okay. Oh this is all my fault…”
>You put a hoof to her mouth.
>”He’s going to be fine, Rarity. Twilight pulled some magic out of her flank and brought him back.”
>Rarity looks at Twilight slumped on the ground.
>”…but how did she…”
>She trails off as her gaze pans to Anon.
>His chest is heaving, slightly.
>Her sapphire eyes well up with tears, and she lays down on the floor next to him.
>”Oh Anon…I was so scared…I don’t know what happened…I just…”
“Hey Rarity, give him some space. It looks like something crazy happened tonight and I’m willing to bet Anon knows.”
>She looks at you, tears still streaming.
>”I’m not leaving his side. Not ever again.”
>You sigh.
>”Alright, Rarity. Let me go see if Pinkie can grab us some blankets.”
>Pinkie finally snaps out of her salt-high and energetically starts setting up beds for everyone amongst the pillows.
>No one saw where Fluttershy had gone, and you were the only one seemingly worried about it.
>When you asked Rarity, she simply said that she didn’t want to talk about it.
>With a heavy sigh, you curled into a pillow and tried to catch some sleep.
>There would be a lot of questions come morning.
>You are now Twilight Sparkle.
>And you really should not have done what you did last night.
>But you had to save Anon.
>He was your friend and…you know he would have done anything to save your life, if you were…
>You swallow hard. You didn’t want to think about any more death.
>You rise from your sleeping area with a little effort, your body shaking with apparent weakness.
>You take a deep breath and walk over to Anon.
>His breathing is rather shallow, but it really is a miracle he’s breathing at all. Rarity is next to him. You smile, knowing the two of them will make a perfect couple.
>You think about taking him to the hospital but…after what you did…you should probably keep that a secret.
>Pinkie Pie seems to have opened the bakery already, the hustle and bustle of other ponies can be heard from downstairs.
>You laugh to yourself weakly.
>Where does she get all that energy?
>The others are starting to stir, and you’re sure they’re going to have questions for you.
You’re probably going to have to lie to them, you know.
>Yes, I am aware, but it’s for their own good…right?
>Right.
>…
>Yes. Definitely.
>But…you can’t lie to the princess.
>You find some paper and a quill and begin writing a letter when Rainbow Dash approaches you.
>”So is Anon going to be okay?
“More than likely. He just needs some rest.”
>”Shouldn’t we take him to the hospital?” Applejack says, approaching.
“No…I scanned his body and I…I didn’t find anything wrong with him. I’m honestly not sure what happened. Must have been…been a human thing.”
>They both look at you and nod.
>”Humans sure are funny critters. Dying after a good rut.”
>You give her an incredulous look.
“Is…is that what happened?”
>”Well, I can only imagine, his pants’re off.”
>”Yeah, when I found him he definitely smelled like marshmallow.”
“What does that mean Rainbow?”
>”Uh…I mean…that’s just what I assume…uh…Rarity…smells like?”
>You give her a confused look and shake your head of the thoughts.
“At any rate, I’m sending a letter to the princess about what happened last night.”
>”Are you crazy! We all took salt! We could be locked up…or…or…worse!”
>”Yeah, Twilight, I’m not sure that’s the best idea.” Applejack pipes up.
“Relax, I’m not going to mention salt or anything. Just that Anon stopped breathing and I had to…to revive him. She wanted me to keep her updated on anything strange about Anon.”
>Rainbow Dash wipes her brow in relief.
>”For a moment there I thought you’d sell all of us out.”
“Do you forget that I also took salt? This isn’t my first rodeo, Rainbow Dash.”
>”Yeah yeah, I just figured you weren’t the type to lie to the Princess.”
>You try to pull off a poker face, but instead end up with an awkward smile.
>You finish the letter, while the other two go to check on Rarity and Anon.
>You couldn’t lie to the Princess, but you hoped she’d have mercy on you all. You were her star pupil, after all.
>”Twilight, I think he’s startin’ to stir!”
>You smile and head over to Anon.
>Thank Celestia he’s okay.
>You are now Anon.
>And your head is pounding like you’ve been headbutting cement for an hour.
>Your whole body aches strangely, and you’re having difficulty wiggling your extremities.
>You slowly open your eyes, the light blinding you briefly.
>You blink hard, and you see Applejack, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash looking down at you.
>”He’s up! Thank goodness!”
>”Yeah, thanks to Twilight.”
>Twilight simply smiles at you and looks away shyly.
>Huh.
>One thing rises to the top of your mind’s list as you get your bearings.
>”Where is…”
>Your throat is dry and your tongue feels like you’re trying to swallow a raw porkchop.
>Twilight levitates some water over to you, and you take a sip.
“Where’s Fluttershy.” You say plainly, stern faced.
>”Ah don’t know Anon, she wasn’t here when we all snapped outta our salt-high.”
“Rarity?”
>”Right next to you Anon, she didn’t want to leave your side at all last night.”
>Sure enough, you see her pressed against your side, still fast asleep.
>You’re able to life up your hand a little and you pat her on the head.
>This wakes her, and she smiles up at you.
>“…Anon…”
>Tears well up in her eyes and you lightly pet her mane.
”I’m alright, Rarity.”
 “Now…what the fuck happened last night?”
>”We don’t know Anon, I snapped out of my daze and the first thing I saw was you laying over here on your stomach with…without your pants. Rarity must have fainted…”
>Rarity looks at you with sad eyes, nodding.
>”…and Fluttershy was nowhere to be found.” Rainbow continues.
>”We were hoping you had some answers, actually. I’ve already prepared a letter for the Princess whenever you’re ready to add to it, Anon.”
>You look at her disapprovingly.
”I’m not 100% sure that’s the wisest thing to do right now. Celestia doesn’t really like me and…well…”
>You trail off, avoiding their gaze.
>”…I don’t think she wants to hear what happened last night.” Rarity finally answers, softly.
>”Anon…” Twilight says with a pause.
>”Anonymous you…you died last night, or I think you did at least. You stopped breathing and…and I didn’t know what to do…”
>Rarity nuzzles up next to you, sobbing quietly.
“Shhh…Rarity…it’s fine. I’m here now. Everything is going to be fine.”
 >Wait what.
>You died?
”Wait…I died? Are you serious? Fluttershy fucking killed me?”
>The other ponies take a few steps back, aghast.
>Rarity stops sobbing at your question and pulls her head up to look at you, but remains silent.
>”…what? She did what? That can’t be right, Anon.”
>”Yeah  Anon why would she wanna hurt you?”
> Rainbow Dash doesn’t say anything, but sort of looks away suspiciously.
>She wasn’t very good at hiding things.
>And…you’ll ask Rarity later. You think you have an idea of what she wants to talk about, seeing as your pantsless and smell like marshmallow.
”Rainbow Dash. What do you know.”
>All eyes are now on Rainbow Dash.
>”I…uh…she…” Rainbow Dash studders a little, shrinking at the attention.
“Please, Rainbow.”
>You give her the best pleading eyes you can in your tired state.
>She sighs a little.
>”She…she told me that she…she was going to try and steal you away from Rarity and…and there was nothing I could do about it…”
>You make a face of confusion, but this quickly turns to anger.
>Rarity growls, gritting her teeth, rising, but you reach out and mouth ‘stop’ to her.
>She slumps down in a huff.
>Your close your eyes hard and think, your head starting to pulse painfully.
>You…you thought that you had smoothed things over with her but…
>She drugged all of her friends and…
>”I will have my happy ending.”
>Her voice rings through your head.
>You can feel your blood start to pump, in rage.
>You grit your teeth and open your eyes.
”Twilight. Send the letter. I’ll tell the Princess myself what happened last night.”
>”Alright Anon.”
>Rarity rises and helps you to your feet.
>You stumble a bit, and nearly fall, having to brace yourself on her.
>Why were you so damn weak? Did you really just die?
>Hell, this’d be the second time, if so.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash follow you down the stairs, making sure you don’t trip and take Rarity with you.
>Luckily, you’re able to limp your ass down the stairs, your hand not leaving Rarity’s back.
>You can tell she’s absolutely thrilled that you’re back, but your head is still throbbing and your body is weak, like a limp noodle.
>As you reach the foot of the stairs, Pinkie is busy running the breakfast orders, a line forming out the door.
>It seems the stallions arrived this morning, and couldn’t wait to get some grub.
>”Ey Pinkie, guess who decided to wake up?”
>She half turns, mostly because she heard her name, but then she springs right over to you.
>”OHMYGOSHANONIDIDNTTHINKYOUDEVERWAKEUPANDI…”
>You put a hand to her mouth.
”Shhh…I’m fine Pinkie, I just have a headache.”
>Your stomach reminds you of another ache, loud enough to hear over the hustle and bustle of the bakery.
>Pinkie giggles and goes back to the counter.
>”You can help yourself to some of the extras I baked back in the bakery. My treat.”
>Rainbow Dash speeds in and produces a little platter of assorted muffins and danishes. You take one, and nibble on it slowly, your mouth still dry.
>”Anon is going to the Library with me, guys, I have to run a couple tests on him and maybe we can figure out what happened.”
>The other ponies nod.
“Sounds like a plan, Twilight.”
>”But…Anon…what if something happens to you…” Rarity whimpers, brushing her body close to you.
“Rarity, I know you’re worried, but I’ll be fine. It’s just Twilight. I’ll be over right afterwards. I promise.”
>Rarity looks sad, and you ruffle her mane a little.
”Calm down, Rarity. Everything is okay now.”
>”…if you say so Anonymous. Please don’t be too long.”
>You lean down a kiss her forehead softly.
“Promise.”
>You release your hand and brace yourself against a wall.
>”Can you walk, Anon?” Twilight asks, concern in her voice.
“Yeah, but do you mind if I brace myself on you, still? I’m not really feeling myself it seems.”
>You emit a weak laugh, but it was true. Something was definitely off about you.
>You couldn’t put your finger on it…
>It was probably magic.
>It’s always magic.