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Etiquette

[Classic FR] Toothpaste

Dec 1st, 2012
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  1. >Day I got cookie in Equestria.
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >Go back to sleep.
  4. >Wake up.
  5. >Okay, fuck. Better start the day.
  6. >Groggily stomp to the breakfast table.
  7. >Oats oats oats.
  8. >You seriously hate this place.
  9. >Next thing you know, there's a knock at your door.
  10. >Sigh.
  11. >At least she's always on time.
  12. >Stand up and walk over to the door.
  13. >Open it.
  14. What do you want this time?
  15. >Wait a second...
  16. >Fluttershy wasn't blue. And her mane didn't look like toothpaste.
  17. Colgate? What are you doing here?
  18. >"Well Anon, you missed your dentist appointment yesterday."
  19. >You scratch the back of your head in embarrassment.
  20. Oh shoot, that WAS yesterday, wasn't it?
  21. >You huff and catch Colgate's stare.
  22. Can I reschedule?
  23. >She smirks and her eyes drop to half mast.
  24. >"How about right now? I have a special slot just for you."
  25. >She winks and strolls past you into your home.
  26. >Is she... coming onto you?
  27. >She struts past you and you catch a glimpse of her glistening plot.
  28. >Fuck it. As long as she's not Flutterskank.
  29. >You shut your door and bolt it, following behind the azure mare.
  30. >She leads you to your living room recliner and pushes you down onto it.
  31. >"Get comfortable, Anon. This won't take too long."
  32. >You lie back and grin. At least something's going right today.
  33. >Colgate unbuckles your belt, sliding your pants and boxers down to your ankles.
  34. >You'll never understand how hooves can do that.
  35. >She gives your shaft some long licks, popping your head into her mouth occasionally.
  36. >You're already hard from the attention.
  37. >Colgate climbs up onto your chest, positioning her moist hole above your rod.
  38. >In one swift motion, she plunges herself down.
  39. >She howls, instantly orgasming.
  40. >Her horn sparks and she collapses into a gelatinous ooze.
  41. >She is cum on insertion.
  42. >Fucking Disc Ward.
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