Dogquestria

Something I found while looking through my notes on my ipod

Dogquestria

Hopefully I have to do this only once, being a cat fanatic and all, hopefully this can satisfy the non cat fans out there.

>Day dogs in Dogquestria.
>You are Anon.
>It is the middle of the night.
>You sleeping silently in your bed.
>Enjoying sleep, lightly snoring.
>Suddenly, one signal bark can be heard, breaking the silence.
>Alerting all the other dogs that are awake, they start barking at one another.
>"Roof!"
>"Bark!"
>"Roofroofroof!"
>You wake up.
"Fucking hell... What time is it?"
>You search for the alarm clock on your dresser.
>3:37am
"Ugh...."
>You place your pillow over your head to block out the rapid barks.
"Shut the fuck up..."
>"Bark!"
>"Rooroorooroo!"
>You shove the pillow harder onto your face.
"Ugh... Just shut up already...."
>You finally manage to sleep under all the noise.
>Wake up.
>Get up and out of bed.
>Walk to the bathroom.
>Shit, shower, shave.
>Walk downstairs.
>You hear some scratching at the door.
"Like clockwork..."
>You walk over to the door and open it.
>You see a Golden Retriever with  pink hair and wings, sitting on the doormat.
"The hell do you want this time  Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy looks at you and gives a little whimper.
>"I-I uh..."
>As you wait for an answer, you notice a weird smell and her tail tucked in.
>Suddenly she jumps at your legs, knocking you down onto your back.
"Ow! What the fuck!"
>She quickly positions herself onto your right leg and starts grinding up against it.
>Ohfuck.jpg
>You try to kick her off but the dog in heat clings on.
"Nononono! Bad dog!"
>Fluttershy continues to grind on your leg.
>Suddenly she stops and looks off into the distance of Ponyville.
>"They're coming..."
"What?!"
>She gets off of you and runs insides the privacy of your own home.
>You quickly get up off the ground, confused as hell.
>Suddenly you hear a couple of faint barks.
"What the..."
>In the distance you see a pack  of dogs, probably around 6-8 coming your way.
"..."
>You book it to the door and gets inside, quickly closing and locking the door.
"Oh fuck..."
>The barking of the dogs gradually gets louder by the second.
>Finally they reach the door, jumping and scratching on it.
>"Woof!"
>In the corner of your eye you see Fluttershy prance around the house.
>Great, now the dumb bitch is in your house, along with about 8 other dogs trying to get in.
"Fucking wonderful."
>Fluttershy perks her ears up upon hearing your voice and walks to you.
>"Anon can you make the other dogs go away? Please?"
"Why should I?"
>"Well I can't leave without all those other dogs out there, they can smell me."
>She looks at you with sad puppy dog eyes.
"Ugh... Fine. Whatever makes you leave sooner."
>Those sad puppy dog eyes I swear to god.
>Fluttershy walks over to you and starts rubbing up on you.
>"Thanks Anon."
"Yeah, stop that."
>You push her away with your foot and go to the broom closet.
>You open the door and pull out the most horrifying thing known to these dogs.
>A machine, so dreadful that it would make even Celestia cower back in fear.
 >A vacuum cleaner.
>You walk over to the electrical outlet and pug the machine of terror in, flipping the switch.
>The vacuum roars.
>Over the vacuum noise, the dogs outside scatter away in fear.
>Fluttershy hides behind the couch, shaking in fear.
>Once the dogs outside are gone, you turn off the vacuum and open the door.
"Alright Flutters, leave."
>From behind the couch Fluttershy emerges with a tail in between her legs.
>"A-anon are the other dogs g-gone?"
>"I-is it safe?"
>You stand there annoyed.
"Well? I got ride of the dogs, you are safe to leave, so fuckin leave."
>She stutters on her words
>"I-I-I A-"
>You flip the switch the vacuum on.
>"EEEK"
>Flutters bolts faster than sonic speeds out of the front door.
"That's more like it."
"You close the door and turn the vacuum off.
>Fucking Fluttershy.