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- >You are on your way to visit your mom, she wanted to spend time with you. It has been a long time since you actually had a chance to actually have a conversation with her.
- >The road you are on is closed off due to some flooding from yesterday's rain. Well luckily you have your awesome new iPhone.
- "Hey, Siri! Open Google maps and look for an alternative route to my mom's house."
- >A little white pony pops her head out from your shirt pocket. She has a big smile on her face because you are in need of her help.
- >Siri: "Okay Anonymous! Don't worry I got this!"
- >She does a salute and her eyes begin to glow. The map shows up in hologram form but made to a small scale so it won't interfere with your driving. Her body started to feel little hot in your shirt pocket.
- >Siri: "Turn left on Kildare Ave. and head straight for two miles."
- "Thanks Siri."
- >She guides you to your mom's house. You get out of the car and knock on your mom's door.
- >You have a nice time with your mom talking about various things. You grab your iPhone and put her on the table.
- "Mom this is Siri, the latest in AI and phone technology."
- >Your iPhone gives your mother a bow and greets her.
- >Siri: "Its a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. anonymous."
- >Your mother looks at it with shock.
- >Mom: "Wow, this is the new space age technology made available to the public?"
- "Yeah, you have interactive holograms, the classic Siri voice with add more on voice work, and I can be upgraded by paying Apple to take her apart and upgrade her."
- >You don't notice that Siri freezes up at that last part.
- >Mom: "How does a hologram even know that you're pressing it?"
- "Just watch."
- >You grab Siri and press her back. It opens up and shows the menu playing above her.
- "Siri, switch to front view."
- >The back shuts as her eyes glow and displays the menu big enough for you to see it.
- >Your finger taps around showing your mother the user interface.
- "Cool huh?"
- >Mom: "It's simply amazing..."
- >iPhone ringtone.mp3
- 1/x
- >Siri: "Incoming call from Jane."
- "Oh, mom I gotta take this."
- >You go in the next room.
- "Accept."
- >You have Siri next to your ear. Her muzzle goes in your ear and she opens her legs so you can talk.
- >"Hello?"
- "Hey, Jane. Wassup?"
- >"Just wanted to know what you're up to?"
- "I'm here at my mom's showing her the new iPhone."
- >"Oh my gosh! You got it?"
- "Yeah, I'll stop by your place tonight to show you, if you want."
- >"Yeah, I wanna see it. Come over for dinner, tonight I'm making spaghetti."
- "Okay, see you then. Love you."
- >"Love you too!"
- >You close Siri's legs to end the call.
- >Siri: "Should I assign Jane a specific ringtone?"
- "Uh, later."
- >She nods understanding your answer.
- "Sorry, mom. Jane just wanted to know about today."
- >Mom: "I understand, so what else can she do?"
- >You look at Siri and she smiles at you.
- "A lot of things... It's like having your own personal assistant in your pocket that actually thinks. Just right now it thought about assigning Jane her own ringtone."
- >Siri: "I asked because she is your girlfriend so she is someone very special that would call you a lot."
- >You have your other hand that's not holding Siri do the infomercial 'Check it out' move.
- "See? Great AI thinking right there. I bet Steve Jobs planned this like back at 2010 when Apple 4 came out."
- >Your mom does an approval nod and you show her the simple stuff.
- >You let her use the hologram menus and show her how fun the games are. What's awesome is that she can be a projector and show YouTube videos on the wall.
- >You close the curtains and sit with your mom on the couch to watch YouTube videos.
- >Siri: "It's currently four in the afternoon, my backed up contacts shows that it will take a hour to get to Jane's home."
- "Thanks Siri, bye mom."
- >You get off the couch and hug her.
- >You go outside and get in your car. Siri guides you to Jane's house using Google maps with the new detour.
- >Siri: "Jane's house is on the right."
- 2/x
- "I know Siri."
- >You get out and lock the door,
- >Siri: "Uh, excuse me Anonymous..."
- >You feel her poke you in the inside of your shirts pocket to get your attention.
- "Yeah, Siri?"
- >Siri: "I'm hungry, I am at twenty percent..."
- "Okay, let me just get your charger."
- >You unlock your door and grab her charger. Again you lock your car and alarm it.
- >Jane's apartment has the lights on showing she is home. You ring the doorbell and wait for her to open it.
- >The door makes some clanking sounds and reveals your girlfriend.
- "Hey!"
- You give her a quick kiss and follow her inside.
- >"You made it just in time. The pasta is ready."
- >She opens the door to her first floor apartment and you walk in with her.
- "Really? Good job, Siri. She's the one who alerted me about the time."
- >"Oh, yeah! Can I see her?"
- >You plug in Siri's charger in a wall outlet.
- "After dinner? She needs a little charging."
- >"Okay, let me just quickly get the food out."
- "'Kay."
- >You grab Siri and lift her tail up to reveal her charger port. You grab the charger cable and stick it in.
- >Siri: "Ahh~"
- >You look at her strangely.
- >Siri: "It was my first time... I really needed a charge..."
- "Okay..."
- >You place her on the coffee table and head to the dinning room. Siri watches you and Jane talk and eat enjoying your interactions between each other.
- >You grab the dirty dishes and take them to the kitchen sink to wash them. Jane puts away the left overs in tupper ware.
- >Both of finish at the same time.
- >"So, let's see your new phone."
- >Back at the living room, unplug Siri and show her to Jane. She inspects every nook and cranny on her.
- >"She is so smooth and warm. And looks so cute!"
- >Siri: "Thank you, you're beautiful."
- >"And polite too. You better not cheat on me with her haha."
- >You laugh with her.
- "Haha, no don't worry. She's just my smart phone."
- >You show her everything that you showed your mother.
- 3/x
- "And she can narrate anything, even texts as well in Morgan Freeman's voice. Sounds fake because Apple really can't have it sounding too realistic of him."
- >You place Siri down on the table.
- >"Wow, I want one... But it costs almost a thousand!"
- "Yeah, but it's totally worth it for how easy it makes. I can't wait to take her to work tomorrow."
- >"I wouldn't be surprised if you're the only one with the new iPhone."
- "Yeah... So dinner was great."
- >You kiss her and hold her close to you.
- >"Thanks, but you're not getting anything tonight."
- >Well, shit.
- "Come on... Was it that obvious?"
- >"You have work in the morning."
- "... Fine."
- >You kiss her and get up. You stick your hand out, Siri hops off the table and onto your hand.
- >"This coming weekend, yeah. But not tonight."
- >You grab the charger and disconnect it from the wall. She walks you out and you kiss her one more time.
- "Bye."
- >"Bye!"
- >You go down the steps and walk to your car.
- >Siri: "Bye, Jane! It was nice meeting you!"
- >"Bye, Siri. Take care of him for me!"
- >She waves away from your shirt pocket as you get in your car.
- >You know your way home by heart and tell Siri to relax.
- >The drive is quiet and you make it to your apartment without any problems.
- >You go up the stoop and unlock the door and go in. Up the flight of stairs you find your apartment and unlock that door.
- >The apartment looks the same as you left it this morning. You go to your room and take Siri out.
- >It seems she went into 'Lock Mode' to preserve battery.
- "Siri? You can unlock yourself now."
- >She opens her eyes and smiles.
- >Siri: "Don't worry on the drive I set your alarm and updated the email. No emails marked urgent, just spam. No calls or texts from anyone."
- "Okay, thanks. You can uh go to sleep or lock-or uh whatever. I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, Siri."
- >Siri: "Goodnight, Anonymous."
- 4/4
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