delicious piss

By  bob McMuffin the cookie maker !!ou9EdsNHaGD

>You are femanon
>You are currently drinking pinkie's piss
> She hasnt notice-
> "AHH! wha- bu- HUH?"
> She flips around to face you, still pissing
> ... (she finishes)
> "Who are you?"
Uhh... im femanon, or just Anon
> "Why were you...."
It's absolutely delicious.
> She surprises you by squirting out just a bit more onto her hoof, and tastes it
> "Eww-eww-eww-eww EEEWWWWWWW that is disgusting how the hay did you convince me to do that"
I didn't.... and apparently we have different tastes
> Gives you a "no shit sherlock" look.
Also I'm really thirsty and the water here tastes like piss--uh, human piss
> "I wonder...... if you like horse piss, you like it a lot right?"
Ya. It's insane
> "Well, um, for /purely experimental/ purposes, would you uh,"
Yes?
> "Piss in my mouth?"
> For some reason this seems perfectly logical to you
> You do this
> "OMG ANON THIS IS AMAZING MAKE MORE"
I wonder if poop is the same....
>"Well let's try it!"
> Pinkie has seemed to be in a much more optimistic mood ever since she tasted your piss
Uh, who goes first?
> "Both at the same time! HRRR(grunting noises)"
> You and pinkie shit
> Good thing you ate something earlier
> You go over to pinkie's pile
> It smells like chocolate mixed with strawberry lemonade
> It still /looks/ disgusting
> You cautiously put some on your finger
> *OM NOM NOM* Pinkie just ate your pile. holy shit (pun intended)
> you taste your finger-
> *NOM NOM NOM*-
> and end up doing the same thing as pinkie
Wow.
> " 'Wow' is right! I gotta tell my friends!"
WAIT!
> "what?"
There's plenty of ponys, but only one human
> " 'human'? whats that?"
oh, my species.
anyway do you get my point
> "No...."
I can only produce so much piss!
> "Oh. Just drink lots of water!"
But your water tastes disgusting!
> "Then we'll just all piss in your mouth"
> For some unfathomable reason, you knod.
> Pinkie bounces off
> Comes back within hearing range
> "Stay there! I'll be back"
Okay Pinkie!
> You wait
> and wait
> ....
Pinkie!?
> (distant) "Im coming!"
> you hear pounding, like a stampede
> WTF
> You see the whole of Ponyville in front of you.
Uh.....
> Nervous as fuck
> Pinkie comes back up
> "So, uh, I told my friends and apparently I was really convincing cause they insisted on bringing some of their other friends and.... ya"
Well, I guess you all get to start pissing in buckets!
> (many people) "BUT I WANT TO PISS IN YOUR MOUTH ANON"
> Suddenly a weird Idea takes hold in your mind
Then fight!
> You lay down with your mouth open
> 50 streams of piss pop into the air
> You close your eyes just in time
> There's so much piss in your mouth you can barely keep up swallowing
> You occasionally have to roll over to breath
> But IT'S SO DELICIOUS
> SO
> FUCKING
> DELICIOUS
> You're vaguely aware of a clamor around you
> Suddenly the piss stops, you accidentally swallow a gulp of air
> Look up
> Everyone is running away
> WTF
WTF!
> Rainbow dashes back: "We all ran out of piss, everyone went to drink as much water as they can. BYE!"
> You're left alone
> Fap because apparently you have a piss fetish you never knew about
> (twilight) "Anon! We need to get organized and--"
> Twi becomes speachless
> Point of no return
> Cum hard
> "Uh, you made a mess, lemme help you clean that up....."
> Twi 'accidentally' tastes your cum
> You see her face turn to an expression of complete happiness/orgasm
> She faints, with the expression plastered on her face
> It's creepy
> And sexy
> She somehow moans out "more...."
> You cant handle it
> Cum again into her mouth
> She slowly gurgles, then swallows
> Still out cold
> Rainbow dash appears out of nowhere
> (rainbow)"OPEN UP ANON!"
> Oh ya
> Open mouth
> Piss enters
> Close mouth
AGH! *spits out* thats DISGUSTING wtf?
> (rain) "Wha-...... huh? but dont you like our piss?"
Well, uh
> You think on this, also confused
> "Uh, why is Twilight unconscious?"
Well I uh, um, well
> Realize you prolly shouldn't tell the whole village that your cum tastes better than your piss.
Lets go somewhere private. Bring your friends, especially Twi
> You go into Twilight's library
> Applejack is put on guard duty
So I, uh
> (rain) "JUST SAY IT!!"
I cummed and Twi swallowed it and loved it so much she fainted
> (stunned silence)
And uh, she moaned 'more' and so I cummed in her mouth another time
> Somehow it got more quiet.
> You realize there's noone outside anymore
Applejack? What'd you do?
> (apple) "I told them you're dangerous"
WHY?
> (apple) "BECAUSE YOU ARE! LOOK AT TWILIGHT"
Oh.
>more silence
OH!
> Inquisitive, annoyed looks
I know why I dont like your piss!
> More Inquisitive, less annoyed
It's cause it's diluted! And I hate the pony water here
> (most) "Oooohh."
> (apple) "So who has original piss?"
Wheres rarity?
> (Fluttershy) "Apparently... well, um she was the only one disgusted by the idea"
Does anyone know a way of collecting her piss?
> (rain) "Thats not exactly a normal conversation we'd have to have with her, but..."
> (twi) "Uh... wha.... ANON I MUST HAVE YOU"
> And twilight jumps on you, already stripping down your pants
> Rainbowdash and Applejack pull her off before she gets any farther
> They're having a hard time restraining twilight
> (apple) "Pinkie pie! I'd really appreciate your help here!"
> (pinkie) "Okie dokie!" and goes to help
> (apple) "Twilight (middle name) Sparkle! COME TO YOUR SENSES!"
> Twilight finally stops struggling, and turns away from you
>(twi) "Oh my....... the memories..... are they real?"
> You nod, Rainbow passes on the message
> Twilight goes back into the same frenzy, but this time starting by hanging rainbow, applejack, and pinkie in the air
> Great, now she's just sane enough to be smart
Fluttershy! Get help from rarity!!
> Flutter runs off
> You feel a surge of magic come from Twilight. You are now male. wtf.
> (twi) "IM GOING TO SUCK EVERY LAST DROP OUT OF YOUR COCK ANON. AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT."
> Despite your best wishes, your dick has different ideas and becomes hard.
> Your pants fall off
> Wait what? How did that-
> Twilight is sucking your dick and - no pun intended - sucking at it
Uh....
> You feel absolutely no pleasure, but your dick is still hard
> Suddenly Rainbow, apple, and pinkie drop out of the air and into cages
> (twi) "I SAID YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS!" *eye twitch*
> Suddenly she uses he magic on your dick.
> Your eyes widen
> No logic or trace of anything is left. Only a giddy pleasure
> She begins sucking your dick, and you cum instantly
> The fucking house falls down as an explosion erupts of of twilight's horn.
> The whole of ponyville was peaking in the windows
> Twilight's eyes glow, and staring at them seems to be the thing to do
> because.... those.... eyes.......
> (rain) "ANON! ANONANONANONANONANON!" (which happens to be your full name. how did she guess?)
> You snap back to reality
> Twilight is still..... glowing
> You take your dick out of her mouth
> She falls over and stops glowing.
> Rainbow, Pinkie and Applejack are suddenly free
> Rarity comes (finally)

> Rarity comes up with flutters and manages to repair the house, then close all the windows
> (rarity) "So, mind explaining? Don't worry, my grossed out level has already broken boundries."
Well, uh
*insert story here*
> (rar) "I see. So how did you get here?"
Well, um
I have no idea
> (rar) "Well then. it seems best if twilight stays alseep"
> Rarity casts a spell a spell on twilight
> (twi) SNOOORRRE
> (rar) "im so sorry twilight, sleep well"
How long will she be asleep?
> (rar) "5-6 hours"
> (dash) "Well then lets get outa here! Quick!"
Wait, what?
> But dash already picked you up and brought you to the everfree forest
> (twi) "IM COMING FOR YOU ANON!!!"
> A giant beacon lights up
> o god what
I THOUGHT YOU SAID 5-6 HOURS!
> (rar) "You're right, it was only about 4... i'm sorry"
What, but but
> Confused looks from all around
Oh, I'm from another universe, i guess your hours are different from my hours.....
> Fluttershy looks scared, Pinkie looks excitedly confused, Applejack & Rainbowdash are simply confused
> Slowly they begin to understand
> (flutters) "So if you don't remember how you came here, what is the last thing you remember?

Well, uh, oh ya....
> (rain) "Well"
Er, um, well you see theres this thing called 4chan and....
> Everyone stares at you expectantly
and well sometimes people write stories about you gals that are..... erotic. And well I was fapping to one, and then I fell asleep
> (rar) ".... Why that is the MOST disturbing thing EVER!"
erm, sorry.
> (fluttershy) "Who was it about anon?"
What?
> (flutter) "Who was the story about?"
oh, uh, you.
Okay get ready: They make stories called flutterrape where You, fluttershy meat me in ponyville and constantly try and guess my fetish because you're insanely in love with me. Err, your character is. In the stories
> (flutter) "Thats.... not too far off....."
> (twi) "ANON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I'M GOING TO SUCK EVERY LAST DROP OF CUM OUT OF YOU!"
Oh ya, bigger problems
> Rainbow picks you up and flies you to cloudsdale
> Has to constantly hold you, considering you're not a pegasi.
> (rain) "I feel stupid.... of course I'd get tired.."
> Shit
> Wild Fluttershy appears!
Wait what took you so long??
> (flutter) "I'm... not as fast...."
Oh. *facepalm*

I have an insane idea that just might work. But, you have to let me do it myself. Don't give me any help unless I ask for it. Alright?
> (rain) "Well. O.K."
> (flutters) "ya, um, okay......"
> With the help of rainbow and flutters, you get to the edge of cloudsdale
TWILIGHT SPARKLE! I AM HERE!
> She suddenly teleports in front of you
BUT I WILL ONLY LET YOU SUCK ME FAR AWAY, WHERE WE WONT DISTURB ANYONE ELSE
> You nod at rainbow and flutters,
goodbye, nice knowing you.
> Rainbow is about to try and stop what you're doing, but suddenly-
> You get teleported to the mountains
> Suddenly realize you're very hungry
Look, im going to need food or else-
> Stomach gives a ~JOLT~, suddenly you feel full
Uh, i guess that works..
Well, suck me like you did before :D
> Twi's horn lights up, and your dick is instantly hard
> She's really good at it this time
How.... *moan*
but, you were horrible at this before
> (twi) "I read up on it"
> Twi goes back to sucking your dick
Oh my.. you really do have OHHH every *pant* book
> (twi) SLUUUURP
OH GOD
>She continues sucking on your hard cock, even somehow managing to deepthroat it
>How the fuck shes a pony
>Oh god who cares
>You feel it coming (pun intended)
AHH!!!
>You cum hard. THE giant load you just gave her is more than you've ever produced
>She swallows it all in one gulp
>Her eyes roll up, and Twilight falls asleep
>You could live like this
>You have a really good view....
>Scoot next to twi
>brush hands through her mane
>Feel her warm coat, her mane is so smooth.
>slowly.... drift.... to sleep.

END OF PART 1