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  1. Ippiki Atros saunters into the bar, his presence preceding him. The savage killer himself, Ippiki Atros, would grace this establishment with his presence.
  2. Ippiki Atros orders a double whiskey on ice, hold the ice, and downs his drink in one strong gulp. He picks the glass up in his strong hand and casually lobs it at the wall behind the bar, shattering it into a thousand tiny pieces as he shattered Twintania before it.
  3. Ippiki Atros eyes Manuella Shu'in from head to toe before cocking his head in her direction. "Enchante, fraulein. To what do I owe this great cosmic fortune, this chance meeting?"
  4. Manuella Shu'in: "Did you really just destroy this tavern's property? ...Then have the nerve to speak to me?"
  5. Ippiki Atros: "Are you a proprieter in these premises? Why are you worried? Momodi knows me, and she knows I will cover for any costs i incur. Let's move past that, what's your name, beautiful?"
  6. Manuella Shu'in: "Go away. You have no respect for this place."
  7. Ippiki Atros grinds his heel into the sandstone tile beneath his very expensive shoes. He clenches his fist so tight that his fingernails draw blood from his palm. "And you have no respect for one as great as myself. Good day, slag."
  8. Ippiki Atros gives Ajuerbekai Qalli a lecherous look, admiring her curves in the familar attire of an Eorzean idol. He adjusts his waistband and casually remarks, "Evening, Fraulein. One as gorgeous as you would only be found once upon a harvest moon, but alas, I have found thee tonight."
  9. Ajuerbekai Qalli slooooowly turns her head to look towards the man admiring her. She cocks a brow. "What."
  10. Ippiki Atros is taken aback at the baseness of the invidual before him. "Surely those horns attached to your head can receive the sounds my voice projects. I've paid you a compliment, and I will not have such abject indifference in response."
  11. Harpuia Rivers struts like a Songbird for Cute Girl.
  12. Ippiki Atros: ((I understand if it's too intimidating for you to reply. You only need to say so))
  13. Howling Colossal: -Taps mic- To avoid getting caught, botters should just start using sea wolves for their characters. We'd never know the difference. -Badumtssst-
  14. Ajuerbekai Qalli squints. "You will take what I give you, silly boy. I was not quite sure what exactly those words that tumbled out of your mouth were quite meant to be, and thus I answered as I did. Now run along before you get more than you bargain for."
  15. Ajuerbekai Qalli: just slow!))
  16. Ippiki Atros: ((I can tell.))
  17. Ippiki Atros spits on the floor between them. "I take what I want to take. I'm Ippiki himself, there's nothing more than I can bargain for. I've been slaying dragons longer than you've heard your first death sentence called. Now, will you accompany me, or shall I find some other slattern to take my arm?"
  18. Ajuerbekai Qalli snorts. "I highly doubt that. Either you are quite the ancient dragon slayer, or a horrid liar. Either way, should you wish for my company, we might as well get it over with." She raises a finger in the air. "Turn around. Bend over. Hands and face against the wall. You'll be treated to a fine Ul'dahn welcome. You did mean to say you wished for such a thing, yes?"
  19. Ippiki Atros stands defiantly. "If that is so, I will oblige." Ippiki loosens his belt, and turns to face the wall. He loosens the buckle of his belt before planting both hands firmly against the wall. "Do as you will, I'm quite ready," he remarks, a smirk crossing his face.
  20. Ajuerbekai Qalli blinks in a bit of surprise. "I suppose you try to call my bluff. Unfortunately for you, there is no bluff to be found." She saddles up right behind the man, sliding a hand down the back of his trousers and giving his rear a firm spank. "Are you ready, dear?"
  21. Ajuerbekai Qalli of course, does so unless the man prevents her. Derp.
  22. Ippiki Atros: "Of course I'm ready. I didn't expect any bluff, you've played right into my desires." He tilts his hips backwards, pushing his rear out towards the diminutive Au'ra behind him. "Please, do it."
  23. Ajuerbekai Qalli >> WELP. TIME TO TAKE IT TO TELLS. If you want it bebe ))
  24. >> Ajuerbekai Qalli: It wasn't what I was expecting, but I'm excited all the same.))
  25. Ajuerbekai Qalli >> GAH. I CANT DO IT. You win. ))
  26. You burst out laughing at Ajuerbekai Qalli.
  27. >> Ajuerbekai Qalli: Nobody beats me in RP chicken
  28. >> Ajuerbekai Qalli: good one though
  29. You gently pat Ajuerbekai Qalli.
  30. Ajuerbekai Qalli sighs. "....Very well. You win. Congratulations on beating my bluff."
  31. >> Ajuerbekai Qalli: Take care.
  32. Ajuerbekai Qalli >> Haha. So I see!
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