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Prison Anon 2

May 28th, 2015
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  1. >Be the toughest guard mare in the whole prison; Cookies ‘n’ Cream
  2. >But ponies just call you cookies
  3. >You’ve been assigned to the new guy
  4. >“Anonymous” the card says
  5. >You can hardly believe what he’s in here for!
  6. >Insulting princess Celestia!
  7. >How such rudeness can exist is something you don’t want to think about
  8. >But that’s what rehabilitation facilities like this are all about!
  9. >“Maximum security prison” is just what it’s called on paper
  10. >You wouldn’t want somepony to have to come back to jail!
  11. >But this “Anonymous” guy is supposed to be pretty scary
  12. >When the warden came to get you she said that her enthusiasm didn’t faze him!
  13. >How could that be??
  14. >She never fails to cheer you up and get you excited!
  15. >That’s why she runs the place, you know
  16. >What could such a rude grump like?
  17. >And why do you have to deal with him…
  18. *Sigh*
  19. “Let’s get this over with”
  20. >You make your way to his room
  21. >The plaque hasn’t come in yet, so he’s still got a number
  22. >Let’s see….. 007
  23. >….
  24. >Aaannd….
  25. >Here we are!
  26. >Corner room in the second building, first floor
  27. >What a lucky one
  28. >Time to knock on the-
  29. *CRASH*
  30. >That came from his room!
  31. >And it doesn’t sound good!
  32. >Did something fall?!
  33. >It could have hit the poor colt!
  34. >You rush into the room
  35. “Inmate Anonymous! Are you injured in any way?!”
  36. >You wildly look arou-
  37. >Er, you scan the room for damage
  38. >You see a shattered bedside lamp
  39. >And inmate Anonymous
  40. >He whips over to stare at you
  41. >But that wasn’t why you stopped dead in your tracks
  42. >His hand had a shard of glass stuck in it!
  43. “Inmate! You’re hurt!”
  44. >You rush to his side, grabbing his hand
  45. “We need to get you to Nurse Honey Heart!”
  46. >That snaps him out of wherever he was
  47. >“The nurse? What’s-… oh. Lead the way”
  48. >And that’s exactly what you do
  49. >You check every few seconds to make sure the poor colt can keep up
  50. >When you finally make it to the nurse’s office, you knock on the door
  51. “Nurse Honeyheart it’s an emergency! An inmate has an ouchie!”
  52. >Honey Heart opens the door immediately
  53. >“An ouchie? That’s sounds serious! Come right in!”
  54. >Poor colt
  55. >He might…
  56. >Honey Heart just pulled the glass out of his hand
  57. >He just twitched
  58. >And smiled!
  59. >What’s with this colt?!
  60. >“Thanks nurse. Got a bandaid for that?”
  61. >“Right here Anonymous”
  62. >“Thanks”
  63. >He puts it on his hand
  64. >He flexes it a bit
  65. >Then he turns to you
  66. >“So were you escorting me to dinner? I don’t know where to go…”
  67. >This colt
  68. >What is he?
  69. >That ouchie broke the skin!
  70. >Any other pony would have been in tears!
  71. “Y-yes. Right this way Anonymous!”
  72. >Smooth
  73. >Maybe you can ask him how he got so tough.
  74. >N-not like you weren’t even tougher!
  75. >No ouchie or boo boo will stop you!
  76. *Trip*
  77. >Oooooooooooow!
  78. >Your nose!
  79. >Don’t cry, don’t cry!
  80. >You’re the toughest mare!
  81.  
  82.  
  83. >Be anon
  84. >After your shower, you had decided to take a nap
  85. >And holy fuck was the bed comfortable
  86. >You can barely remember falling asleep
  87. >But you wish you hadn’t
  88. >As with every night for the past week, you relive the literal torture you were put through
  89. >The scars carved into you, the endless taunting
  90. >And just like every time, the dream ends with your voice ran out, and the chains holding you down breaking
  91. “…!”
  92. >You try to shout something as you shoot out of bed
  93. >Your right hand flies out and smashes the lamp next to your bed
  94. >Completely shattering it
  95. >You don’t look over though
  96. >The dream is still fading away
  97. >Leaving the feeling of not getting a good sleep
  98. >And the memory of how you took your freedom
  99. >The adrenaline pumping just like it did that day
  100. >But someone walked into the room
  101. >Completely distracting you
  102. >“Inmate Anonymous! Are you injured in any way?!”
  103. >Huh?
  104. >You look to the source of the voice to see a guardspony
  105. >“Inmate! You’re hurt!”
  106. >The little pony runs to your side, and tugs on you by the wrist
  107. >“We need to get you to Nurse Honey Heart!”
  108. “The nurse? What’s-… oh.”
  109. >Finally, you look over at your hand
  110. >That’s when you realize it hurts
  111. >It has a glass shard just barely stuck in your palm
  112. >Better get that checked
  113. “Lead the way”
  114. >The guard mare takes off down the halls
  115. >Honestly surprising you
  116. >You could walk at your normal pace to keep up!
  117. >Usually you have to slow down with your height difference and huge stride
  118. >As you walk along your thoughts wander again
  119. >How long will you have these nightmares?
  120. >You hated thinking about it
  121. >You just wish you could put it all behind you
  122. >The only thing that calms your nerves is knowing that you made sure it couldn’t happen again
  123. >Finally you arrive at the nurses office
  124. >“Nurse Honeyheart it’s an emergency! An inmate has an ouchie!”
  125. >…
  126. >An ouchie?
  127. >What is this, weenie hut junior?
  128. >“An ouchie? That’s sounds serious! Come right in!”
  129. >Really?
  130. >Weenie hut prison
  131. >You must be in weenie hut prison
  132. >The guard that lead you here is sitting to the side looking adorably concerned for you
  133. >The nurse just inspects your hand, then pulls out the shard
  134. >On reflex you twitch some fingers
  135. >Looks like it wasn’t in too deep after all
  136. “Thanks nurse. Got a bandaid for that?”
  137. >“Right here Anonymous”
  138. “Thanks”
  139. >You place it on the shallow little cut
  140. >Opening and closing your hand doesn’t hurt, so it looks like you’re all clear
  141. >Then you remember why the mare was sent to you in the first place
  142. >Food!
  143. >Food is always good
  144. “So were you escorting me to dinner? I don’t know where to go…”
  145. >“Y-yes. Right this way Anonymous!”
  146. >Hmm
  147. >Guess you caught her [spoiler]off guard[/spoiler]
  148. >Then she trips on her way out
  149. >…
  150. >Daawwwww
  151. >She’s trying to stay tough!
  152. >Say what you will, but ponies are freaking adorable
  153.  
  154. End for tonight
  155. I’m tired. All I need now are shenanigan ideas for the lunchroom. [spoiler]Should I rip off Mythd and get someone to try stuff like insults, thinking that will make anon run and cry? [/spoiler]
  156. See you guys in the morning
  157. [spoiler]enjoy[/spoiler]
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