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  1. Nov 09 21:11:24 <Echo> Jason shows up in short order, pulling his gear on and awkwardly carrying Alice's
  2. Nov 09 21:11:40 <tretter> Ross jogs to the wherever everyone else is going
  3. Nov 09 21:11:48 <Maddy> "Gimme that you."
  4. Nov 09 21:11:56 <Wogglebug> Arthur arrives, looking around to see who else is there. It's been a while since he went into the pool. Arthur's a pro at shirking work.
  5. Nov 09 21:12:06 <Strifer> Rick shows up shortly afterwards, carrying a pint of annoyingly frozen ice cream.
  6. Nov 09 21:12:13 <Echo> He drops the gear beside hear, and finishes pulling on his own balaclava and helmet.
  7. Nov 09 21:12:13 <tretter> There are so many people I don't know here.
  8. Nov 09 21:12:18 <tretter> *""
  9. Nov 09 21:12:26 <tretter> "Hold me, Arthur."
  10. Nov 09 21:12:27 <Gara> Loren shows up. "Wait. Ross. You're not dead?"
  11. Nov 09 21:12:34 <Strifer> "Evening, everyone else."
  12. Nov 09 21:12:35 <Gara> "How aren't you did?"
  13. Nov 09 21:12:36 <tretter> "Maybe I am."
  14. Nov 09 21:12:43 <Gara> "... Oh fuck the crazy starts."
  15. Nov 09 21:12:47 <Maddy> Alice starts gearing up, turning from a doctor into a mini Marine.
  16. Nov 09 21:12:52 <Wogglebug> Arthur punches Ross.
  17. Nov 09 21:12:56 <tretter> "We're at the Red-Fucking-Pool. Anything can happen"
  18. Nov 09 21:12:59 <Strifer> Rick realizes that he forgot the spoon for the ice cream. He frowns.
  19. Nov 09 21:13:01 <Wogglebug> Right in the gut
  20. Nov 09 21:13:11 <tretter> Ross takes it
  21. Nov 09 21:13:15 <Wogglebug> Does Ross explode?
  22. Nov 09 21:13:19 <tretter> Like a little girl.
  23. Nov 09 21:13:22 * DocLowell (Mibbit@synIRC-10831EDD.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net) has joined #redpool
  24. Nov 09 21:13:29 <tretter> He falls to the gorund and sibs for a few seconds
  25. Nov 09 21:13:30 <Strifer> "We get out of the sub and it's just socks. A pile of Red Socks around the sub and mountains of red socks everywhere else."
  26. Nov 09 21:13:30 <Wogglebug> "Damn. Not actually a ghost."
  27. Nov 09 21:13:45 <Gara> Loren looks at Ross.
  28. Nov 09 21:13:50 <Echo> "Dude, what the fuck is the matter with you."
  29. Nov 09 21:13:50 <tretter> "That's some real nice 'holding' Arthur."
  30. Nov 09 21:13:57 <tretter> "Me?"
  31. Nov 09 21:13:58 <DocLowell> "Please tell me "Red Sock" ain't a euphemism." Reeve drawls as he approaches.
  32. Nov 09 21:14:02 <Echo> "Yeah, you."
  33. Nov 09 21:14:04 <Gara> "... What the fuck is even..."
  34. Nov 09 21:14:10 <Wogglebug> Arthru steps back.
  35. Nov 09 21:14:12 <Gara> "He's crazy, Jason."
  36. Nov 09 21:14:22 <Gara> "Like, seriously crazy. Mentally ill."
  37. Nov 09 21:14:22 <Wogglebug> Arthur had thought/hoped Ross was dead.
  38. Nov 09 21:14:23 <Echo> "Get off the ground and quit actin' like a fuckin' child."
  39. Nov 09 21:14:23 <tretter> "I'm insane. I'm also a medic. Question is, do you believe me?"
  40. Nov 09 21:14:25 <Maddy> "What have I gotten into."
  41. Nov 09 21:14:34 <Strifer> " . . ."
  42. Nov 09 21:14:35 <Maddy> "Well I know I'm a medic."
  43. Nov 09 21:14:37 <Maddy> "so..."
  44. Nov 09 21:14:48 <tretter> "It's all fun and games, till Security walks in."
  45. Nov 09 21:14:51 <Wogglebug> ~There can/should be only one!~
  46. Nov 09 21:14:52 <Strifer> ~Glad that I'm sane, at least.~ Rick pulls out his bayonet to attempt to access ice cream.
  47. Nov 09 21:14:53 <Gara> "Ross, you're not allowed to practice medicine on me."
  48. Nov 09 21:15:04 <tretter> Ross gets up off the ground and dusts himself off.
  49. Nov 09 21:15:07 <Wogglebug> "Nor I."
  50. Nov 09 21:15:11 <DocLowell> Reeve glances at Alice. "The technic'l term for the situation yer observin' here is "mess." " He nods sagely.
  51. Nov 09 21:15:17 <Gara> "Alice, you can practice as much medicine on me as you want."
  52. Nov 09 21:15:23 <tretter> "I'll be happy to oblige that request, Loren when your arm is torn off."
  53. Nov 09 21:15:34 <Gara> "We have another medic."
  54. Nov 09 21:15:40 <Wogglebug> "What about when my arm is torn off?"
  55. Nov 09 21:15:42 <Wogglebug> "What then, Ross?"
  56. Nov 09 21:15:49 <RogetGM> Dr. Bland is just watching this from the sub, looking about how you'd expect watching trained professionals behave like tiny little babies. He coughs, softly.
  57. Nov 09 21:15:50 <Strifer> Rick shuffles over to the side. He doesn't like drama.
  58. Nov 09 21:16:02 <tretter> "I'll do anything for your love, Arthur."
  59. Nov 09 21:16:07 <Gara> "Bland, any information? No? Good."
  60. Nov 09 21:16:13 <Wogglebug> "..."
  61. Nov 09 21:16:14 <Maddy> Alice shrugs and goes over to the sub and waits for orders.
  62. Nov 09 21:16:15 <Strifer> Rick shuffles over to him. "So doctor, what's the word on the sonar?"
  63. Nov 09 21:16:23 <Wogglebug> "I will shoot you if you do not act professionally, Ross."
  64. Nov 09 21:16:24 <Echo> "My man, Bland." Jason heads over.
  65. Nov 09 21:16:35 <Echo> "What's the word?"
  66. Nov 09 21:16:38 <Wogglebug> "You have until you reach the sub to begin to do so."
  67. Nov 09 21:16:40 <Gara> Loren walks over.
  68. Nov 09 21:16:47 <tretter> "Of course! I am a proffesional."
  69. Nov 09 21:16:53 <RogetGM> "Oh, well... if you're ready to be briefed. Uhm... we have detected, uh..." he wipes his brow with a hankerchief. "A large uh, amount of sailors music."
  70. Nov 09 21:16:57 <Strifer> Rick cleans his knife off with he coat sleeve.
  71. Nov 09 21:17:01 <Gara> "... Like, what kind?"
  72. Nov 09 21:17:01 <DocLowell> Reeve steps towards the sub himself, checking over his equipment, what little he has with him.
  73. Nov 09 21:17:03 <tretter> Ross is now all serious business.
  74. Nov 09 21:17:05 <RogetGM> He shows a clipboard with very serious charts
  75. Nov 09 21:17:15 <Echo> "Sailor's music."
  76. Nov 09 21:17:22 <Maddy> "Wat."
  77. Nov 09 21:17:24 <RogetGM> "I don't know, it just says "sailor music" on the x axis of the graph."
  78. Nov 09 21:17:27 <Gara> "..."
  79. Nov 09 21:17:36 <Echo> Jason looks the charts over. "Yeah, there's a definite spike."
  80. Nov 09 21:17:36 <Gara> "You have a sailor music graph? Can I see it?"
  81. Nov 09 21:17:36 <tretter> "Ah, it must be PopEye, my mortal enemy."
  82. Nov 09 21:17:43 <RogetGM> Bland shrugs, and coughs a little.
  83. Nov 09 21:17:48 <Echo> He points at the sharp increase along y.
  84. Nov 09 21:17:54 <DocLowell> "... like Rogers and Hammerstein? Are ya hearin' some "A British Tar?"
  85. Nov 09 21:17:59 <Strifer> "We have great graphs."
  86. Nov 09 21:18:09 <Gara> "God, I fucking love graphs."
  87. Nov 09 21:18:14 <RogetGM> "I know, right?"
  88. Nov 09 21:18:15 <Wogglebug> Arthur stands in the back.
  89. Nov 09 21:18:25 <Gara> "Okay, any more information about gra- pirate music?
  90. Nov 09 21:18:49 <tretter> "It's about ale often enough, Loren."
  91. Nov 09 21:18:56 <RogetGM> "it's, uh, no. Sorry."
  92. Nov 09 21:19:06 <RogetGM> he coughs
  93. Nov 09 21:19:10 <Gara> "Alright, well, okay."
  94. Nov 09 21:19:19 <Gara> "Thanks, Bland. Time to go."
  95. Nov 09 21:19:23 <Strifer> "I've always wanted a duck foot pistol."
  96. Nov 09 21:19:26 <RogetGM> "Bye-bye."
  97. Nov 09 21:19:27 <tretter> "Want some cough suppressants, bud?"
  98. Nov 09 21:19:32 <DocLowell> Reeve is murmuring to himself as he restows his gear. "... mountain biiiird..." Mumble mumble. "... ready to resist..."
  99. Nov 09 21:19:34 <Strifer> "And a spoon, thinking about it."
  100. Nov 09 21:19:35 <Echo> "Blind reconnoiter."
  101. Nov 09 21:19:39 <RogetGM> Bland ignores Ross
  102. Nov 09 21:19:51 <Gara> "Yes, Jason. That's our job."
  103. Nov 09 21:19:55 <Gara> Loren gets in the sub.
  104. Nov 09 21:19:57 <Strifer> "Jason, you carrying a standard MRE combat spoon on you?"
  105. Nov 09 21:19:59 <Wogglebug> Arthur just gets in the sub already.
  106. Nov 09 21:20:00 <Maddy> Alive does too!
  107. Nov 09 21:20:05 <Maddy> Alice
  108. Nov 09 21:20:12 <Strifer> Rick gets in the sub as well.
  109. Nov 09 21:20:16 <tretter> Ross gets in the sub.
  110. Nov 09 21:20:21 <Echo> "Always." Jason slaps the hull and climbs in.
  111. Nov 09 21:20:25 <DocLowell> Reeve gets in the damn sub.
  112. Nov 09 21:20:31 <Strifer> "Care to sell it?"
  113. Nov 09 21:20:49 <Wogglebug> Arthur straps in. He's in his usual clothes and gear.
  114. Nov 09 21:21:08 <tretter> Ross is dressed in the standard uniform of an EMT.
  115. Nov 09 21:21:18 <Echo> He cinches down the straps in his seat, and puzzles for a moment whether he should sit muzzle up or muzzle down, realizes there's no real difference on a sub, and goes muzzle down. "Nah, can't part with it."
  116. Nov 09 21:21:37 <Maddy> "So...mostly just dont die?"
  117. Nov 09 21:21:42 <Strifer> "Very well, then."
  118. Nov 09 21:21:46 <Strifer> "Pretty much."
  119. Nov 09 21:21:49 <RogetGM> Once everyone is in the sub, it begins to descend
  120. Nov 09 21:21:51 <Strifer> Rick eats ice cream with a knife.
  121. Nov 09 21:21:51 <RogetGM> bloop bloop
  122. Nov 09 21:21:52 <Wogglebug> "Right then."
  123. Nov 09 21:21:57 <tretter> "This your first run... Uh... New medic?"
  124. Nov 09 21:21:59 <Wogglebug> "Everyone, listen."
  125. Nov 09 21:21:59 <DocLowell> "Your job is to make sure we don't die. I think OUR job is making sure you don't."
  126. Nov 09 21:22:13 <Wogglebug> "Everybody sound off with name and specialty."
  127. Nov 09 21:22:21 <Wogglebug> "Because I remember maybe half of your."
  128. Nov 09 21:22:25 <Wogglebug> *you
  129. Nov 09 21:22:42 <Gara> "Arthur you know me."
  130. Nov 09 21:22:47 <tretter> "I'm Ross. I do shit. Sometime medical shit, other times shooty shit."
  131. Nov 09 21:22:50 <Wogglebug> " /They/ don't."
  132. Nov 09 21:22:57 <Echo> "Security Officer Dodridge. Damage control."
  133. Nov 09 21:22:57 <DocLowell> The American Indian with the southern accent answers, "Walker, Research- zoology, specifically."
  134. Nov 09 21:23:07 <Gara> "Fair enough."
  135. Nov 09 21:23:18 <Strifer> "Caiaphas. Espionage. Scouting, ambushes, prevention of both of them."
  136. Nov 09 21:23:25 <FlameShirt> Dougie runs in, L86 and all.
  137. Nov 09 21:23:33 <Maddy> "Alice. Im called Alice."
  138. Nov 09 21:23:42 <tretter> "And what does Alice do?"
  139. Nov 09 21:23:42 <FlameShirt> Actually not.
  140. Nov 09 21:23:50 <RogetGM> Dougie runs in the sub for some reason, he's probably looking insane right now
  141. Nov 09 21:24:11 <Strifer> Rick raises an eyebrow and gives Jason a look.
  142. Nov 09 21:24:12 <Maddy> "Medical stuff. Also animal biology. And a damn good shot."
  143. Nov 09 21:24:13 <Gara> "Loren Steinburg, socialist-lemme revise that, I talk to people- and part time fighter. Wannabe jedi."
  144. Nov 09 21:24:31 <tretter> "Wait, you have a last name, Loren?"
  145. Nov 09 21:24:33 <RogetGM> Anyone looking out the windows, perception
  146. Nov 09 21:24:54 <Echo> 6df+6 Jason's always watching.
  147. Nov 09 21:24:54 <Glacon> Echo: Jason's always watching.: 6 (6df+6=-, +, 0, 0, +, -)
  148. Nov 09 21:24:55 <Gara> "... Most people..."
  149. Nov 09 21:24:57 <DocLowell> 6df+7
  150. Nov 09 21:24:57 <Glacon> DocLowell: 5 (6df+7=-, 0, +, -, -, 0)
  151. Nov 09 21:25:03 <Maddy> 6df+6 eyes
  152. Nov 09 21:25:03 <Glacon> Maddy: eyes: 8 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  153. Nov 09 21:25:03 <Gara> 6df+4 Weeeeeeeeeeee.
  154. Nov 09 21:25:04 <tretter> 6df+4
  155. Nov 09 21:25:04 <Glacon> Gara: Weeeeeeeeeeee.: 4 (6df+4=0, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  156. Nov 09 21:25:04 <Glacon> tretter: 4 (6df+4=-, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  157. Nov 09 21:25:05 <Wogglebug> "Right then. And I'm Arthur Morton- Mechanical Engineering, Various Sciences, Physics and temporal science, observation and communications."
  158. Nov 09 21:25:07 <Strifer> Rick is looking mostly at his ice cream and things. Do without best eyes, team.
  159. Nov 09 21:25:17 <Wogglebug> Arthur isn't looking out the windows.
  160. Nov 09 21:25:22 <Gara> "Rick, what are you even doing with icecream."
  161. Nov 09 21:25:24 <tretter> "I always just thought you were Loren."
  162. Nov 09 21:25:32 <Maddy> "My last name is Dodridge."
  163. Nov 09 21:25:33 <Gara> "... That's pretty stupid."
  164. Nov 09 21:25:34 <Strifer> "Eating it."
  165. Nov 09 21:25:44 <Strifer> "I'm an expert and it's frozen."
  166. Nov 09 21:25:47 <Maddy> "Though Im on file as Erdrich, to avoid confusion."
  167. Nov 09 21:25:49 <tretter> "Like, your name was stripped from all the records."
  168. Nov 09 21:25:53 <RogetGM> Jason, Alice, and Reeve all see some shells floating by the window... along with some shark teeth. Rawr.
  169. Nov 09 21:25:55 <Strifer> "Americone Dream is terrible melted."
  170. Nov 09 21:26:09 <Maddy> "Shark teeth."
  171. Nov 09 21:26:13 <Echo> "Somethin' outside. Biological. Teeth."
  172. Nov 09 21:26:17 <Wogglebug> "How large?"
  173. Nov 09 21:26:18 <Gara> "Oh, god."
  174. Nov 09 21:26:19 <Maddy> "Also share that shit, Rick."
  175. Nov 09 21:26:23 <Strifer> "Cool."
  176. Nov 09 21:26:24 <tretter> "Human?"
  177. Nov 09 21:26:37 <Strifer> Rick passes the pint over to Alice and looks out a viewport!
  178. Nov 09 21:26:40 <Echo> "Uhhhh shark, maybe? I think shark."
  179. Nov 09 21:26:56 <DocLowell> 6df+7
  180. Nov 09 21:26:56 <Glacon> DocLowell: 8 (6df+7=+, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  181. Nov 09 21:27:04 <Maddy> Alice noms icecream. "Very shark like, anyways."
  182. Nov 09 21:27:06 <Strifer> "Anyone want to put money on Sharkoctopus or Sharknados?"
  183. Nov 09 21:27:16 <Maddy> "Ohgod."
  184. Nov 09 21:27:19 <Strifer> "Sharkoctopi?"
  185. Nov 09 21:27:24 <RogetGM> A goddamn massive fucking jagged scary-looking tooth the size of about 4 baseball gloves and as thick as ross's skull floats by the window, making a forboding woosh sound in the water as it passes
  186. Nov 09 21:27:29 <tretter> "I think it's a TidalShark Wave."
  187. Nov 09 21:27:36 <Strifer> ". . ."
  188. Nov 09 21:27:44 <DocLowell> "... make that extremely large shark teeth."
  189. Nov 09 21:27:46 <Strifer> "Dammit, you guys mind if I make the obvious joke?"
  190. Nov 09 21:28:05 <tretter> "Go ahead."
  191. Nov 09 21:28:12 <DocLowell> (How big would a shark with teeth like that be?)
  192. Nov 09 21:28:13 <Gara> "Awesome."
  193. Nov 09 21:28:19 <Strifer> "We're going to need a bigger sub."
  194. Nov 09 21:28:24 <RogetGM> (pretty fucking big)
  195. Nov 09 21:28:31 <Wogglebug> (Magalodon?)
  196. Nov 09 21:28:32 <tretter> "Was that a jaws Joke?"
  197. Nov 09 21:28:33 <DocLowell> (swallow the sub big?)
  198. Nov 09 21:28:43 <RogetGM> (BIG SHARK RAR)
  199. Nov 09 21:29:03 <DocLowell> "I don't suppose the sub is weaponized, izzit?"
  200. Nov 09 21:29:11 <Gara> "Not even a little bit."
  201. Nov 09 21:29:19 <Echo> "Let's just... sit tight until we end up where we end up. And no, for some reason."
  202. Nov 09 21:29:26 <Echo> "Fuckin' deck gun would be great."
  203. Nov 09 21:29:27 <Strifer> "That was, in fact, a Jaws joke."
  204. Nov 09 21:29:28 <tretter> "No, unless by weaponized you mean releasing the airlock."
  205. Nov 09 21:29:42 <Strifer> "Hey, a deck gun would make perfect sense, actually."
  206. Nov 09 21:29:45 <Echo> "We got dive equipment on here?"
  207. Nov 09 21:29:50 <DocLowell> "Suppose that means we're hoping it's big enough to swallow us if it takes an interest... though that ain't typical shark behavior."
  208. Nov 09 21:29:53 <tretter> "We should..."
  209. Nov 09 21:29:53 <Wogglebug> "Should, yeah."
  210. Nov 09 21:29:56 <RogetGM> Suddenly, the lights above them flicker on and off rapidly, with the lightbulbs shaking in their sockets. Everybody is overcome by intense pain from the waist down. They ought to roll physical defense to not die
  211. Nov 09 21:30:03 <Strifer> "I mean, sub has carried a deck gun since about when those Bofors guns were state of the art, right?"
  212. Nov 09 21:30:09 <Wogglebug> 6df+6
  213. Nov 09 21:30:10 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, +, 0, 0, 0)
  214. Nov 09 21:30:15 <tretter> 6df+4
  215. Nov 09 21:30:15 <Glacon> tretter: 6 (6df+4=+, -, +, 0, +, 0)
  216. Nov 09 21:30:18 <Gara> 6df+6 "Ah shit what the fuck!"
  217. Nov 09 21:30:18 <Glacon> Gara: "Ah shit what the fuck!": 6 (6df+6=+, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  218. Nov 09 21:30:23 <Echo> 6df+6 Oh shit
  219. Nov 09 21:30:23 <Glacon> Echo: Oh shit: 6 (6df+6=+, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  220. Nov 09 21:30:24 <DocLowell> 6df+5
  221. Nov 09 21:30:24 <Glacon> DocLowell: 6 (6df+5=+, -, -, +, 0, +)
  222. Nov 09 21:30:25 <Strifer> 6df+7 wakeupasmermaidwakeupasmermaid
  223. Nov 09 21:30:25 <Glacon> Strifer: wakeupasmermaidwakeupasmermaid: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  224. Nov 09 21:31:10 <Maddy> 6df+6 Weeee
  225. Nov 09 21:31:11 <Glacon> Maddy: Weeee: 3 (6df+6=0, -, -, 0, -, 0)
  226. Nov 09 21:31:15 <Maddy> FU CROM
  227. Nov 09 21:31:15 * thedeadlymoose (eris@wanderers.net) has joined #redpool
  228. Nov 09 21:31:17 * LiquidNightfury (~LiquidNig@E9786D11.ABE72269.F2045CCA.IP) has left #redpool (Leaving)
  229. Nov 09 21:31:53 <FlameShirt> 6df+6n dooooooooooooooguie
  230. Nov 09 21:31:59 * Eskobear (Mibbit@9919F2DF.32030757.A9B61FBC.IP) has joined #redpool
  231. Nov 09 21:32:05 <FlameShirt> 6df+6 dougie?
  232. Nov 09 21:32:05 <Glacon> FlameShirt: dougie?: 8 (6df+6=+, +, 0, +, 0, -)
  233. Nov 09 21:32:15 <RogetGM> everybody blacks the fuck out from the intensely painful pain
  234. Nov 09 21:32:22 <FlameShirt> yay
  235. Nov 09 21:32:33 <tretter> Normal tuesday for Ross
  236. Nov 09 21:32:38 <Strifer> "Ow."
  237. Nov 09 21:33:09 <DocLowell> (Oh god, it's an invisible shark made of sciatic nerve pain!!!)
  238. Nov 09 21:33:21 <RogetGM> Soon, the light re-enters their eyes. The first thing they will notice is that the subs hull has been compromised, and is full of water. The second thing they notice is that this has not killed them, which is a nice touch. The third thing is quite different, in that their bodies from the waist down have been transformed into merpeople bodies
  239. Nov 09 21:33:30 <RogetGM> To see the secret fourth thing, roll perception
  240. Nov 09 21:33:37 <tretter> 6df+4
  241. Nov 09 21:33:37 <Glacon> tretter: 6 (6df+4=+, +, -, +, 0, 0)
  242. Nov 09 21:33:38 <Wogglebug> 6df+8
  243. Nov 09 21:33:38 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  244. Nov 09 21:33:44 <FlameShirt> 6df+6 looking with eyes
  245. Nov 09 21:33:44 <Glacon> FlameShirt: looking with eyes: 7 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
  246. Nov 09 21:33:51 <Strifer> 6df+12
  247. Nov 09 21:33:51 <Gara> 6df+4 I would tag, but we have both Arthur and Rick.
  248. Nov 09 21:33:51 <Glacon> Strifer: 13 (6df+12=+, +, +, -, 0, -)
  249. Nov 09 21:33:51 <Glacon> Gara: I would tag, but we have both Arthur and Rick.: 3 (6df+4=+, 0, -, -, -, +)
  250. Nov 09 21:33:59 <Maddy> 6df+6 "Oh what the fuck,'
  251. Nov 09 21:33:59 <Glacon> Maddy: "Oh what the fuck,': 5 (6df+6=0, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  252. Nov 09 21:34:14 <Echo> 6df+6 ???
  253. Nov 09 21:34:14 <Glacon> Echo: ???: 7 (6df+6=+, -, 0, +, -, +)
  254. Nov 09 21:34:15 <tretter> Ross pokes himself.
  255. Nov 09 21:34:35 <DocLowell> 6df+7
  256. Nov 09 21:34:36 <Glacon> DocLowell: 11 (6df+7=+, 0, 0, +, +, +)
  257. Nov 09 21:34:36 <Strifer> "Fuck yeah."
  258. Nov 09 21:34:39 * Tuomey (Mibbit@synIRC-EF3A5F76.mysmart.ie) has joined #redpool
  259. Nov 09 21:34:53 <Gara> "I'm a mermaid. Need to find clamshells."
  260. Nov 09 21:34:58 <Maddy> "Jason. Jason we are merpeople."
  261. Nov 09 21:35:06 <Maddy> "What the fuck, Jason."
  262. Nov 09 21:35:12 <Maddy> Alice is all >:[
  263. Nov 09 21:35:14 <Gara> "Welcome to the pool, Alice."
  264. Nov 09 21:35:20 <tretter> "Where'd our clothes go?"
  265. Nov 09 21:35:21 <RogetGM> Ross, Arthur, Dougie, Rick,Reeve and Jason notice that outside the sub, there is a contingent of mere-people wearing oversized scarfs, fedoras, and sunglasses. They also have what appear to be weaponized tridents.
  266. Nov 09 21:35:43 <Strifer> "Okay everyone, hopefully we'll be called upon to sing in their big musical."
  267. Nov 09 21:35:43 <tretter> "Ha, MereHipsters."
  268. Nov 09 21:35:47 <Echo> So, tridents.
  269. Nov 09 21:35:49 <DocLowell> ."I don't know, but the merarmy outside the sub has clothing. And weapons."
  270. Nov 09 21:35:53 <FlameShirt> "Time tae meet t'locals guys."
  271. Nov 09 21:35:57 <RogetGM> "SURRENDER, SHARKSCUM! OR SINISTER FINISTER IS GOING TO BE CLEANING YOUR CHUM OF THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!"
  272. Nov 09 21:35:59 <Strifer> "But no one sell their soul to the octopus, okay?"
  273. Nov 09 21:36:06 <RogetGM> Tridents with lazer beams attached, Jason
  274. Nov 09 21:36:07 <RogetGM> so like
  275. Nov 09 21:36:12 <RogetGM> double dare deadly here
  276. Nov 09 21:36:19 <tretter> So, Tridents
  277. Nov 09 21:36:20 <Wogglebug> Arthur checks his arm. Has there been a small thermonuclear explosion?
  278. Nov 09 21:36:27 <Gara> "WE'RE NOT EVEN SHARKS."
  279. Nov 09 21:36:33 <Strifer> "Oi! We're not Sharks. But we'd love to share a cup of your local tea equivalent."
  280. Nov 09 21:36:41 <FlameShirt> Dougie resigns himself to a limp state. Local mer-people gonna mer-people.
  281. Nov 09 21:36:44 <DocLowell> Reeve is too busy checking out his physiology to pay attention to the shouting.
  282. Nov 09 21:36:45 <RogetGM> His arm is now made of bronze and has poseidens grimacing face on it
  283. Nov 09 21:36:54 <Wogglebug> ~Phew.~
  284. Nov 09 21:36:58 * Tuomey (Mibbit@synIRC-EF3A5F76.mysmart.ie) has left #redpool
  285. Nov 09 21:37:03 <Strifer> Rick's plus 12 was a tag and things.
  286. Nov 09 21:37:05 <Wogglebug> He checks his tools and gun.
  287. Nov 09 21:37:06 <tretter> "WE'RE TOO MAINSTREAM TO BE SHARKS!"
  288. Nov 09 21:37:12 <RogetGM> "WE WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS, GIANT ROBOT SHARK! YOUR VOICE MODULATION MODULES ARE NO MATCH FOR WEAPONS!"
  289. Nov 09 21:37:22 <Maddy> Are we still wearing out upper body stuff?
  290. Nov 09 21:37:26 <Gara> "Okay, lets see what I can do."
  291. Nov 09 21:37:41 <Echo> Jason crawls over to a window and waves at whoever's outside.
  292. Nov 09 21:38:06 <Gara> "Okay, well, lets try to get out." Loren unstraps, and tries to get out of the sub.
  293. Nov 09 21:38:13 <RogetGM> Jason, one of the mer-people does kind of a double take when he sees you.
  294. Nov 09 21:38:21 <FlameShirt> Dougie doesn't know how his weapon ballistics are gonna be affected in water, adds "figure out how weapons work in various atmospheres" to his mental to-do list.
  295. Nov 09 21:38:23 <RogetGM> Loren, roll agility to use your new-found fish tail
  296. Nov 09 21:38:28 <tretter> Ross was never strapped in.
  297. Nov 09 21:38:35 <Maddy> RogetGM, are they wearing they're upperbody stuff?
  298. Nov 09 21:38:41 <RogetGM> Yesh
  299. Nov 09 21:38:42 <Gara> 6df+6 Swish, swish.
  300. Nov 09 21:38:42 <Glacon> Gara: Swish, swish.: 4 (6df+6=+, +, -, -, -, -)
  301. Nov 09 21:38:56 <Maddy> "We better pe able to breath out there."
  302. Nov 09 21:39:04 <Echo> Jason looks down at himself again, none too lightly starting to panic a little.
  303. Nov 09 21:39:08 <Wogglebug> The sub is full of water.
  304. Nov 09 21:39:12 <RogetGM> Alice, the sub was flooded with water yo
  305. Nov 09 21:39:15 <Maddy> oh
  306. Nov 09 21:39:15 <Strifer> "Swim this way, we'll laugh and we'll play . . ." Rick is not taking things very seriously.
  307. Nov 09 21:39:21 <tretter> "Seriously, where did my pants go?
  308. Nov 09 21:39:24 <RogetGM> Jason you are in fact, still a merperson
  309. Nov 09 21:39:25 <DocLowell> Reeve makes sure nobody has shark tails.
  310. Nov 09 21:39:34 <tretter> "I had my Rubix cube in there."
  311. Nov 09 21:39:35 <RogetGM> Nobody has shark tails
  312. Nov 09 21:39:40 <Gara> "Jason, we're fine."
  313. Nov 09 21:39:42 <Gara> "Okay?"
  314. Nov 09 21:39:44 <Wogglebug> What color is Arthur's tail?
  315. Nov 09 21:40:02 <Strifer> Rick works on figuring out how to swim, just like Kingdom Hearts. And Kingdom Hearts 2.
  316. Nov 09 21:40:08 <Echo> "This? This is fine to you?"
  317. Nov 09 21:40:11 <RogetGM> The sub rocks to one side as a lazer blasts into the side of the hull. The guy looking at Jason lowers his trident
  318. Nov 09 21:40:13 <Gara> "Yes."
  319. Nov 09 21:40:19 <Gara> Can we resolve my roll?
  320. Nov 09 21:40:22 <Strifer> "Hell yeah, it's awesome."
  321. Nov 09 21:40:35 <FlameShirt> Dougie is almost very tempted to start shooting, just to see how far the bullet goes. He manages to restrain himself.
  322. Nov 09 21:40:38 <Echo> He takes a few deep breaths, then turns back to the things outside and waves.
  323. Nov 09 21:40:40 <RogetGM> Arthur, its bubblegum pink
  324. Nov 09 21:40:48 <Wogglebug> ~I see.~
  325. Nov 09 21:40:52 <Echo> Just like earlier. No reason to start conflict with the things in the pool if it can be helped.
  326. Nov 09 21:40:53 <RogetGM> Loren is able to swim like a champ
  327. Nov 09 21:41:00 <Wogglebug> Are Arthur gun and tools operaional?
  328. Nov 09 21:41:09 <Maddy> Alice shrugs, and swims after Loren
  329. Nov 09 21:41:14 <Gara> Loren continues to try to swim out, hands infront of her and open.
  330. Nov 09 21:41:17 <Strifer> "It's very easy come one in just take a chance and take a fin." Rick is still singing to himself.
  331. Nov 09 21:41:31 <RogetGM> once people start swimming outside, the merpeople stop shooting.
  332. Nov 09 21:41:37 <Wogglebug> Arthur follows everyone out.
  333. Nov 09 21:41:41 <Echo> Jason follows after Loren. He's a combat diver-qualified recon Marine. He's at home in the water.
  334. Nov 09 21:41:45 <tretter> Ross does the same.
  335. Nov 09 21:41:46 <FlameShirt> Dougie swims outside, why not.
  336. Nov 09 21:41:46 <RogetGM> "Look, look! They have escaped the mecha-shark clutches!"
  337. Nov 09 21:41:49 <Gara> "Okay, we're not sharks... you can put those down."
  338. Nov 09 21:42:02 <RogetGM> they all swim towards you guys. "Whoooooa"
  339. Nov 09 21:42:20 <Strifer> Does Rick still have his coat on?
  340. Nov 09 21:42:21 <DocLowell> Reeve swims out as well as they're praised for escaping the mechashark. He also takes a look at the sub's damage from the outside.
  341. Nov 09 21:42:25 <tretter> "Touch me, and you may lose a hand, fin, tale, thing."
  342. Nov 09 21:42:35 <RogetGM> Totally has his coat
  343. Nov 09 21:42:38 <Gara> "Quiet, ross."
  344. Nov 09 21:42:43 <RogetGM> Reeve, the sub looks like it has seen all the better days
  345. Nov 09 21:42:56 <RogetGM> "So, did you guys, like, kill the shark from the inside?"
  346. Nov 09 21:43:13 <RogetGM> Also for the record there are 4 merpeople hanging around here
  347. Nov 09 21:43:35 <DocLowell> Reeve doublechecks to see if the sub hull was caved in or blown out.
  348. Nov 09 21:43:45 <tretter> "Uh, no. We killed this shark earlier, and we then mechanized it to spy on the sharks."
  349. Nov 09 21:43:53 <RogetGM> "whooooooooooooooooooooooooooa"
  350. Nov 09 21:43:58 <Strifer> Rick swims around the group.
  351. Nov 09 21:44:03 <Wogglebug> Arthur facepalms.
  352. Nov 09 21:44:05 <Echo> Jason maneuvers up behind Ross, still feeling a little odd at speaking unaided in the water. "I'm going to warn you one time. And this is all I'm saying."
  353. Nov 09 21:44:07 <RogetGM> "We gotta, like, take you to see Unicorn Seahorse."
  354. Nov 09 21:44:15 <Strifer> ~Go neverwet coating.~
  355. Nov 09 21:44:19 <Gara> "Yeha, I'd assume so."
  356. Nov 09 21:44:28 <Gara> "We're kind of a big deal. Is he the leader around here?"
  357. Nov 09 21:44:43 <FlameShirt> "Dinnae lie tae the mer peeps, Ross".
  358. Nov 09 21:44:48 <DocLowell> "... a'right, I know how 'Unicorn Seahorse' should sound t'me, but I can't help bein' all kindsa curious."
  359. Nov 09 21:45:12 <RogetGM> "He is the like, totes the coolest mer of the mers."
  360. Nov 09 21:45:16 <RogetGM> The rest nod sagely
  361. Nov 09 21:45:22 <Gara> She nods.
  362. Nov 09 21:45:22 <DocLowell> "... aw."
  363. Nov 09 21:45:30 <Maddy> "Hmm."
  364. Nov 09 21:45:30 <Gara> "Alright, yeah, nice."
  365. Nov 09 21:45:55 <Maddy> Alice looks at her tail, what colour?
  366. Nov 09 21:46:22 <Strifer> Rick hopes that his tail matches the coat properly.
  367. Nov 09 21:46:30 <tretter> Ross floats toward Loren and whispers to her. "Was that an OK cover for what happened?"
  368. Nov 09 21:46:38 <Gara> "No."
  369. Nov 09 21:46:43 <RogetGM> Alice's tail is chartreuse.(a shade of yellow)
  370. Nov 09 21:46:43 <tretter> "Fuck."
  371. Nov 09 21:46:57 <Maddy> "notbad...
  372. Nov 09 21:46:58 * GraemeCracker (~cgiirc@synIRC-EE8FFE57.fm.shawcable.net) has joined #redpool
  373. Nov 09 21:47:01 <Echo> Jason notices people staring at their "tails" and checks his own.
  374. Nov 09 21:47:03 <tretter> Is Ross' pink too?
  375. Nov 09 21:47:08 <DocLowell> Reeve finally notices what color his tail is when he gets bummed that Unicorn Seahorse is a merperson.
  376. Nov 09 21:47:45 <RogetGM> Ross's tail is bright orange with blue polka dots
  377. Nov 09 21:47:54 <RogetGM> Jason has rainbow scales
  378. Nov 09 21:47:58 <FlameShirt> Dougie gives no fucks, keeps wondering about underwater ballistics.
  379. Nov 09 21:48:22 <Wogglebug> Arthur checks his gun and tools. What's their status?
  380. Nov 09 21:48:30 <tretter> ~My tail got a nice dose of LSD or something. Maybe I'm a clownfish merperson.~
  381. Nov 09 21:48:31 <Echo> Jason kinda hovers in the water between Alice and Loren, keeping close to those two.
  382. Nov 09 21:48:43 <tretter> "What do Clownfish look like?"
  383. Nov 09 21:48:53 <DocLowell> "Orange with black and white stripes."
  384. Nov 09 21:48:55 <Maddy> "Orange, black and white."
  385. Nov 09 21:48:59 <Maddy> "Quite pretty."
  386. Nov 09 21:49:05 <DocLowell> "Think Nemo."
  387. Nov 09 21:49:10 <DocLowell> "And his dad, whasisface."
  388. Nov 09 21:49:23 <Maddy> "Anyways, we gonna go see this super dude?"
  389. Nov 09 21:49:24 <RogetGM> "Follow uuuuuuuuuuus"
  390. Nov 09 21:49:24 <tretter> "Oh yeah. Damn, not a clownfish. Musta been durgs."
  391. Nov 09 21:49:38 <Strifer> Rick eventually settles in the vicinity of Loren and Company too.
  392. Nov 09 21:49:42 <RogetGM> they begin swimming off towards a shape on the horizon, looks castle-y
  393. Nov 09 21:49:42 <Strifer> He doesn't know the other people.
  394. Nov 09 21:49:47 <Echo> Jason looks back at the others, then swims ahead toward the other merpeople.
  395. Nov 09 21:49:49 <Wogglebug> Arthur follows at a distance, above and to the right of the group.
  396. Nov 09 21:50:04 * Tehpillowstar (~androirc@1EB7C6EE.DDE19096.FA58A812.IP) has joined #redpool
  397. Nov 09 21:50:09 <tretter> Ross is swimming circles around the group. He likes it here.
  398. Nov 09 21:50:14 <FlameShirt> Dougie likes castles. He misses Edinburgh castle. Dougie swims!
  399. Nov 09 21:50:15 <DocLowell> Reeve sticks close to Alice and Jason, being the ones with whom he's most acquainted of those present.
  400. Nov 09 21:50:21 <Maddy> Alice swimswim
  401. Nov 09 21:50:52 <RogetGM> Just keep swimmin', Just keep swimmin'...
  402. Nov 09 21:50:52 <tretter> Ross is humming to himself. Two guesses as to what he's humming.
  403. Nov 09 21:51:16 <Wogglebug> ~Oh a sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he could sea sea sea...~
  404. Nov 09 21:51:18 <tretter> Damn, guessed it on the first try.
  405. Nov 09 21:51:22 <Wogglebug> Arthur accidentally makes himself sad.
  406. Nov 09 21:51:23 <Strifer> Rick follows.
  407. Nov 09 21:52:07 <RogetGM> Pause for description
  408. Nov 09 21:52:54 * GraemeCracker is now known as GraemeDinner
  409. Nov 09 21:53:57 <RogetGM> They arrive at a bright yellow, great and powerful underwater coral castle. There are mermen and merwomen wearing some kinda shell armour, and they patroll the various turrets and walls and other things you need to defend a castle. The sandy seafloor has various trenches surrounding the castle. Before you, a magnificant drawbridge made of 20,000 pearls is low
  410. Nov 09 21:53:58 <RogetGM> ered
  411. Nov 09 21:54:02 <RogetGM> [/unpause]
  412. Nov 09 21:54:30 <Wogglebug> ~Why trenches for underwater?~
  413. Nov 09 21:54:38 <tretter> "Seems fishy."
  414. Nov 09 21:54:41 <Wogglebug> ~Was it sunken, or are there grounded enemies?~
  415. Nov 09 21:54:43 <Strifer> Rick searches his pockets for his PDA, hoping that it'll work underwater.
  416. Nov 09 21:54:49 <Wogglebug> ~Is there a giant enemy crab?~
  417. Nov 09 21:54:52 <DocLowell> "Wow, exactly 20,000 pearls."
  418. Nov 09 21:55:04 <Echo> Jason keeps following the merpeople, trying to kee pace.
  419. Nov 09 21:55:04 <DocLowell> ... Reeve spends a moment wondering how he knows that.
  420. Nov 09 21:55:05 <Maddy> "This is actually kinda neat."
  421. Nov 09 21:55:14 <Echo> "Elaborate."
  422. Nov 09 21:55:29 <Echo> "Looks... like they're dug in for something."
  423. Nov 09 21:55:39 <Strifer> "Yeah, it does."
  424. Nov 09 21:55:49 <Wogglebug> Arthur swims over to Jason.
  425. Nov 09 21:55:52 <Maddy> "More that sharks, I'd saay."
  426. Nov 09 21:55:54 <Wogglebug> "Do guns work underwater?"
  427. Nov 09 21:55:58 <DocLowell> "I think they're expecting attacks at range. I can't think why else they'd want trenches."
  428. Nov 09 21:55:58 <RogetGM> The merpeople lead you into the castle with their swimmy fishy tails
  429. Nov 09 21:56:03 <FlameShirt> "Underwater war, never good."
  430. Nov 09 21:56:08 <Strifer> Can Rick make a perception check if the trenches match anything that's like humanity made? It's something he studies.
  431. Nov 09 21:56:33 <RogetGM> Roll survival
  432. Nov 09 21:57:01 <FlameShirt> Everyone or just Rick?
  433. Nov 09 21:57:04 <Strifer> 6df+1 survival!
  434. Nov 09 21:57:04 <Glacon> Strifer: survival!: -1 (6df+1=-, 0, -, 0, +, -)
  435. Nov 09 21:57:35 <RogetGM> Rick, the trenches look funny. Like, ha-ha funny. other than that you discern nothing.
  436. Nov 09 21:57:37 <RogetGM> Just Rick
  437. Nov 09 21:57:53 <Strifer> "..."
  438. Nov 09 21:58:05 <Strifer> "Hmmmm, they're not planned to any sense that I can figure out."
  439. Nov 09 21:58:12 <Gara> "Huh."
  440. Nov 09 21:58:21 <Strifer> "The trenches."
  441. Nov 09 21:58:23 <tretter> Do they have the ability to smell blood from X distance away? like actual sharks and fish?
  442. Nov 09 21:58:31 <Strifer> "I know my trenches, Loren."
  443. Nov 09 21:58:39 <Gara> "Yeah, I know."
  444. Nov 09 21:58:44 <Strifer> "Ain't Soviet, ain't like anything that got dug in Libya."
  445. Nov 09 21:58:59 <tretter> "Mass graves?"
  446. Nov 09 21:59:07 <Gara> Loren nods. "That's possible, too."
  447. Nov 09 21:59:21 <tretter> He whisphered that, so the other merepeople wouldn't hear.
  448. Nov 09 21:59:23 <Strifer> Can Rick see any emplacements that look like Artillery, Machine Guns, or AAA analogues?
  449. Nov 09 21:59:24 <Wogglebug> Arthur scans the area fro danger and such.
  450. Nov 09 21:59:26 <DocLowell> "To be far. The Soviets never had to prepare for an underwater skirmish."
  451. Nov 09 21:59:29 <RogetGM> Everyone is led into the castle at this point, going through many halls composed of coral, rocks, wood, and even heavily compacted seaweed, which would squish when they walked on them... if they had feet. On the walls are various shell-based artworks of merpeople being eaten by giant sharks. The sharks appear to have lazer beams attached to their heads.
  452. Nov 09 21:59:47 <tretter> "Grisly..."
  453. Nov 09 21:59:51 <Strifer> "Fricken laser beams."
  454. Nov 09 21:59:51 <Maddy> "Okwhat."
  455. Nov 09 21:59:57 <DocLowell> "... oh, no."
  456. Nov 09 21:59:59 <Strifer> "Fricken laser beams, Alice."
  457. Nov 09 22:00:00 <Wogglebug> Arthur keeps on the lookout.
  458. Nov 09 22:00:10 <DocLowell> "Y'guys remember the bit when I mentioned bein' attacked at range?"
  459. Nov 09 22:00:17 <DocLowell> "Ferget I said that. Maybe it'll go away."
  460. Nov 09 22:00:19 <Echo> "... riiiiight... this... gives me a theory."
  461. Nov 09 22:00:29 <Strifer> "Do share."
  462. Nov 09 22:00:38 <DocLowell> "... also, look out for bad tempered salmon."
  463. Nov 09 22:00:41 <Echo> "Later."
  464. Nov 09 22:00:51 <Maddy> Alice feels her neck for gills.
  465. Nov 09 22:00:52 * FlameShirt water-sighs
  466. Nov 09 22:01:11 <Strifer> Rick nods and goes all espionagey.
  467. Nov 09 22:01:26 <RogetGM> Alice, you do, in fact, have gills, because you are a fish
  468. Nov 09 22:02:01 <tretter> Ross pokes a finger in his gills.
  469. Nov 09 22:02:15 <Strifer> Rick checks to see which way his tail moves.
  470. Nov 09 22:02:15 <Maddy> "Dont do that."
  471. Nov 09 22:02:21 <RogetGM> Ross, roll pdef for jamming foreign matter in your body
  472. Nov 09 22:02:27 <Maddy> "Warned you"
  473. Nov 09 22:02:38 <tretter> 6df+4 well, I'm a human, not a fish
  474. Nov 09 22:02:39 <Glacon> tretter: well, I'm a human, not a fish: 6 (6df+4=+, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  475. Nov 09 22:03:12 <RogetGM> Ross remains unharmed, although it is probably the 11th or 12th most uncomfortable time he's ever had a hand shoved down his throat.
  476. Nov 09 22:03:23 <RogetGM> *-hand +foreign biological matter
  477. Nov 09 22:03:47 <DocLowell> Reeve just sorta boggles at Ross.
  478. Nov 09 22:04:01 <tretter> Ross thinks inappropriate things.
  479. Nov 09 22:04:10 <Echo> "Where are we headed again?"
  480. Nov 09 22:04:17 <RogetGM> Ross is inappropriate things
  481. Nov 09 22:04:32 <DocLowell> "Unicorn Seahorse."
  482. Nov 09 22:04:37 <RogetGM> "To see the lord, Unicorn Seahorse."
  483. Nov 09 22:04:40 <Gara> "Right."
  484. Nov 09 22:04:54 <DocLowell> "Who ain't a unicorn nor a seahorse, apparently. Which is all kindsa disappointin'."
  485. Nov 09 22:05:07 <Strifer> Rick idly wonders what happened to the ice cream.
  486. Nov 09 22:05:51 <Echo> Jason swims ahead, waggling his tail-of-many-colors.
  487. Nov 09 22:06:11 <RogetGM> And, on cue, they arrive in a large circular chamber. It appears to have been carved out of a clam mouth, with various carvings of great mer-people adorning the walls. At the ceiling, there is a huge carved pearl acting as a sort of disco ball, reflecting light all over the room. At the center of a room is a Unicorn Seahorse. A bright pink one. The horn is sp
  488. Nov 09 22:06:15 <RogetGM> arkly orange
  489. Nov 09 22:06:16 * Tehpillowstar (~androirc@1EB7C6EE.DDE19096.FA58A812.IP) has left #redpool (Maél is mé tó féran)
  490. Nov 09 22:06:30 <tretter> ~How the hell does on go to the bathroom in this get-up?~
  491. Nov 09 22:06:49 <Wogglebug> ~Ahahahahahaahhahahaaahahhahahahahaahahh~
  492. Nov 09 22:07:00 <Gara> "Lord Unicorn Seahorse."
  493. Nov 09 22:07:07 <Gara> Loren bows her head slightly.
  494. Nov 09 22:07:08 <Maddy> Alice does a little bow cause she has no idea.
  495. Nov 09 22:07:20 <RogetGM> Unicorn Seahorse neighs
  496. Nov 09 22:07:25 <tretter> Ross tries to do a bow, but he ends up spinning in the water.
  497. Nov 09 22:07:41 <Wogglebug> Arthur waits in the back.
  498. Nov 09 22:07:50 <Strifer> Rick is a freeborn man. He doesn't usually bow.
  499. Nov 09 22:07:55 <Wogglebug> He scans the room for danger, exits, etc.
  500. Nov 09 22:08:13 <Maddy> "...why is it always a horse."
  501. Nov 09 22:08:18 <Maddy> "Jason, it's always a horse."
  502. Nov 09 22:08:19 <DocLowell> "... I am no longer disappointed a'all."
  503. Nov 09 22:08:24 <RogetGM> then he coughs, clearing his throat. "Are you the survivors I have heard of, from the Great Pacific Metallic Shark Excursion of 2277?"
  504. Nov 09 22:08:30 <RogetGM> Arthur, perception
  505. Nov 09 22:08:36 <Wogglebug> 6df+8
  506. Nov 09 22:08:36 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 9 (6df+8=+, +, 0, -, +, -)
  507. Nov 09 22:09:03 <Echo> Jason keeps his mouth shut, not even sure of how to respond to this.
  508. Nov 09 22:09:13 <RogetGM> Arthur sees a small hatch on the ceiling. Made of stuff. Ocean stuff.
  509. Nov 09 22:09:16 <Gara> "Yes, sire."
  510. Nov 09 22:09:26 <Wogglebug> Can he tell which way it opens?
  511. Nov 09 22:09:31 <Wogglebug> And if it would fit a man
  512. Nov 09 22:09:33 <Wogglebug> ?
  513. Nov 09 22:09:35 <RogetGM> "And... the wonderous Rainbow-Tail I have heard so much about?"
  514. Nov 09 22:09:39 <RogetGM> It would fit a mer-man
  515. Nov 09 22:09:45 <Gara> Who has a rainbow tail?
  516. Nov 09 22:09:56 <RogetGM> he stares at Jason intently, with a wizened stare
  517. Nov 09 22:10:02 <RogetGM> "How are you, my child?"
  518. Nov 09 22:10:09 <Gara> ~Oh shit.~
  519. Nov 09 22:10:50 <tretter> Ross is still spinning. He finds it mildly entertaining.
  520. Nov 09 22:10:54 <FlameShirt> Dougie just floats, sitting to himself.
  521. Nov 09 22:11:05 <Echo> "I'm.. good."
  522. Nov 09 22:11:15 <Echo> Jason nods politely.
  523. Nov 09 22:11:50 <Echo> He's doing none of the spinning or swooshing around the others are engaged in.
  524. Nov 09 22:12:11 <Maddy> Alice opens her mouth as if to say something, closes it, opens again, then gives up.
  525. Nov 09 22:12:17 <RogetGM> Unicorn Seahorse gets in Jason's personal space. "Your coming has been fortold, my child. On the 11th hour of the 231st day, a rainbow-clad mer-warrior will lead an army of his fellows to smash the sharks in their shark faces."
  526. Nov 09 22:12:49 <RogetGM> "You are to liberate the kingdom of Port-Land from the shark menace."
  527. Nov 09 22:13:08 <tretter> Ross checks his watch. Was it the 231st day already?
  528. Nov 09 22:13:13 <Gara> Loren very quietly moves her hand to wear she keeps her lightsaber. Just floating near it.
  529. Nov 09 22:13:22 <Echo> If it couldn't possibly be construed as disrespectful, Jason would either flatface or laugh. He settles for looking back at the others.
  530. Nov 09 22:13:37 <Echo> "I'm... are you sure?"
  531. Nov 09 22:13:54 <FlameShirt> Dougie gives Jason a "Mmmhmmm" look.
  532. Nov 09 22:14:02 <tretter> "Roll with the punches, mate."
  533. Nov 09 22:14:16 <RogetGM> "I'm shorely sure. Do you accept the task thrust inside of you, my child?"
  534. Nov 09 22:14:26 <Maddy> Alice cheks her weapons. "Welp."
  535. Nov 09 22:14:29 <Wogglebug> Arthur backs against a wall. Could he use it to push off for a boost in speed if he needed to?
  536. Nov 09 22:15:28 <Echo> Jason looks at the M60 still strapped to his chest.
  537. Nov 09 22:15:37 <FlameShirt> Dougie is looking at his rifle, getting very upset at all the water in it.
  538. Nov 09 22:15:41 <Echo> Then back to the others, then back to the king.
  539. Nov 09 22:15:45 <DocLowell> Reeve looks very lost. That prophecy sounded... strange. And besides which... oh, bother. He could think on it more later.
  540. Nov 09 22:15:46 <Echo> "I need a weapon."
  541. Nov 09 22:15:52 <RogetGM> "We have arms for you."
  542. Nov 09 22:16:06 <RogetGM> pause for description
  543. Nov 09 22:17:02 <RogetGM> Suddenly, the clamshell opens up, revealing a set of eight golden tridents, with the blades glowing a sparkly green. They seem to emanate raw ocean-trident power, and leave one with a feeling of awe and slight hunger.
  544. Nov 09 22:17:54 <FlameShirt> "Neat."
  545. Nov 09 22:17:58 <Gara> ~Mmmm. I need a sandwich.~
  546. Nov 09 22:18:06 <tretter> Ross digs through his pack and noms on a soggy candybar.
  547. Nov 09 22:18:20 <RogetGM> "These, are the arms of the prophecy.Sangard, Bangrieg, Loiker, Bojangles, Dodolamus, Pythalimu, Klendeshy, and Bob. You've probably never heard of them, but they are vastly powerful and righteous."
  548. Nov 09 22:18:45 <FlameShirt> "Bob was the name of my father."
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  550. Nov 09 22:18:50 <RogetGM> "Cool."
  551. Nov 09 22:19:00 <tretter> "Bojangles. Hehehe."
  552. Nov 09 22:19:22 <Gara> "Pythalimu. Nice."
  553. Nov 09 22:19:29 <Maddy> Alice slings her rifle, ready to recieve a weapon.
  554. Nov 09 22:19:39 <Echo> "They look... powerful." Jason looks at the ones on display, then at the ones the other merpeople are carrying.
  555. Nov 09 22:19:41 <Wogglebug> Arthur tries to call one to him with his mind.
  556. Nov 09 22:19:43 <Echo> Noticeably different?
  557. Nov 09 22:19:59 <RogetGM> "You may take them as you will." the ones the merpeople are carrying look like shit on a biscuit in comparison.
  558. Nov 09 22:20:16 <Wogglebug> Does Arthur mind-braining work?
  559. Nov 09 22:20:30 <RogetGM> Arthur, roll mind
  560. Nov 09 22:20:30 <Echo> Did he indicate them as he named them?
  561. Nov 09 22:20:37 <Echo> If so, Jason takes the one named Bob.
  562. Nov 09 22:20:48 <Gara> Loren takes Pythalimu.
  563. Nov 09 22:20:49 <RogetGM> he totally did
  564. Nov 09 22:20:58 <tretter> Ross picks up Bojangles. He tests it's weight, and dexterity.
  565. Nov 09 22:21:00 <FlameShirt> Dougie also goes for the one named Bob.
  566. Nov 09 22:21:11 <RogetGM> Dougie and Jason, agility fight!
  567. Nov 09 22:21:18 <Strifer> Rick goes for Klendeshy, immediately remembering it as Klendathu.
  568. Nov 09 22:21:48 <Wogglebug> 6df+9 (mind=mdef?)
  569. Nov 09 22:21:48 <Glacon> Wogglebug: (mind=mdef?): 9 (6df+9=0, 0, +, 0, -, 0)
  570. Nov 09 22:22:02 <FlameShirt> 6df+4 fight fight fight
  571. Nov 09 22:22:02 <Glacon> FlameShirt: fight fight fight: 4 (6df+4=0, 0, +, -, -, +)
  572. Nov 09 22:22:11 <Echo> 6df+6
  573. Nov 09 22:22:11 <Glacon> Echo: 6 (6df+6=-, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  574. Nov 09 22:22:36 <RogetGM> Arthur, Dodolamus falls over. It is meant to be.
  575. Nov 09 22:22:43 <RogetGM> Jason gets Bob
  576. Nov 09 22:22:48 <Wogglebug> Arthur swims down and snatches it.
  577. Nov 09 22:22:52 <RogetGM> as it was prophesized many moons ago
  578. Nov 09 22:23:01 <Maddy> Alice sees Arthur do a thing...soe tries it too.
  579. Nov 09 22:23:05 <FlameShirt> "Hey, that's my Dad's". Dougie is very not happy.
  580. Nov 09 22:23:08 <Maddy> 6df+6 Braaaaain~
  581. Nov 09 22:23:09 <Glacon> Maddy: Braaaaain~: 7 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, +, -)
  582. Nov 09 22:23:09 <DocLowell> Reeve tries to see if he can discern any pertinent differences between the weapons.
  583. Nov 09 22:23:28 <RogetGM> Alice, you get a mild headache
  584. Nov 09 22:23:29 <tretter> Ross is spinning and swinging his trident.
  585. Nov 09 22:23:38 <RogetGM> Reeve they are all shiny to varying degrees
  586. Nov 09 22:23:59 <Maddy> She just waits to get whatever's left then.
  587. Nov 09 22:24:04 <DocLowell> Which is the shiniest? And which the least?
  588. Nov 09 22:24:15 <RogetGM> I unno
  589. Nov 09 22:25:01 <DocLowell> Reeve sits out of the ratrace, waiting out the rush as Alice is doing. Sans headache.
  590. Nov 09 22:25:01 <Echo> Jason wields Bob, testing its heft and balance.
  591. Nov 09 22:25:04 <RogetGM> just grab one, Reeve, you have sharks to fight
  592. Nov 09 22:25:13 <Strifer> Rick grasps Klendathu and attempts to figure out how to carry it.
  593. Nov 09 22:25:23 <Strifer> "Where do we mount the bayonet?"
  594. Nov 09 22:25:37 <DocLowell> Reeve grabs Sangard and Bangrieg, offering the latter to Alice haft-first.
  595. Nov 09 22:25:37 <Wogglebug> Arthur resumes his wall-creeping.
  596. Nov 09 22:25:49 <Maddy> "Thanks." she looks over this thing.
  597. Nov 09 22:26:04 <Gara> "The end is the bayonet."
  598. Nov 09 22:26:06 <DocLowell> Reeve also tries to find a trigger, button or suspect shell.
  599. Nov 09 22:26:19 <DocLowell> "It's three bayonets, son."
  600. Nov 09 22:26:51 <RogetGM> Dougie gets Loiker as it is the last one... almost as if it had chosen him. By default.
  601. Nov 09 22:27:02 <Strifer> "You've no idea how bayonets work, then."
  602. Nov 09 22:27:10 <tretter> Ross suddenly poses with his trident held threateningly in one hand, and his waterlogged pistol in the other.
  603. Nov 09 22:27:16 <RogetGM> "Are you prepared for your mission?" squeaks Unicorn Seahorse
  604. Nov 09 22:27:23 <DocLowell> "S'a knife. On a stick. That happens to shoot bullets."
  605. Nov 09 22:27:28 <Gara> "Yes, sire."
  606. Nov 09 22:27:30 <FlameShirt> Dougie renames Loiker as R'lyeh.
  607. Nov 09 22:27:41 <FlameShirt> Dougie likes R'lyeh very much.
  608. Nov 09 22:27:46 <RogetGM> Everyone, perception
  609. Nov 09 22:27:50 <Wogglebug> 6df+8
  610. Nov 09 22:27:50 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  611. Nov 09 22:27:53 <Gara> 6df+4 What is this?
  612. Nov 09 22:27:53 <Glacon> Gara: What is this?: 2 (6df+4=0, -, +, -, -, 0)
  613. Nov 09 22:27:55 <FlameShirt> 6df+6 dougie looks woop woop
  614. Nov 09 22:27:56 <DocLowell> 6df+7
  615. Nov 09 22:27:56 <Glacon> FlameShirt: dougie looks woop woop: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  616. Nov 09 22:27:56 <Glacon> DocLowell: 6 (6df+7=-, 0, -, +, -, +)
  617. Nov 09 22:27:56 <Gara> I don't know.
  618. Nov 09 22:27:58 <tretter> 6df+4 u wot m8
  619. Nov 09 22:27:58 <Glacon> tretter: u wot m8: 1 (6df+4=0, +, -, -, -, -)
  620. Nov 09 22:28:14 <Echo> 6df+6 Combat Diver!
  621. Nov 09 22:28:14 <Glacon> Echo: Combat Diver!: 6 (6df+6=+, -, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  622. Nov 09 22:28:32 <Maddy> 6df+6
  623. Nov 09 22:28:33 <Glacon> Maddy: 7 (6df+6=0, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  624. Nov 09 22:29:17 <RogetGM> Everyone but Loren and Ross notice that, above them coming down, a few shark-shaped objects are descending from the darkness. Alice notices that the shark-shaped objects are in fact, sharks, with frikin' lazer beams attached to their heads. Also the fins are robotic. And they look /hungry/ for merflesh..
  625. Nov 09 22:29:38 <Strifer> 6df+8
  626. Nov 09 22:29:38 <Glacon> Strifer: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  627. Nov 09 22:29:45 <RogetGM> "ROLL THE SHARKBOTS INTO THE CITY! GRIND THEM UP AND STOP! DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS! WE ARE SHARKS!"
  628. Nov 09 22:29:57 <Maddy> "Incomming!"
  629. Nov 09 22:29:58 <RogetGM> Rick also notices the stuff Alice saw
  630. Nov 09 22:30:02 <Echo> "CONTACT."
  631. Nov 09 22:30:08 <Strifer> "Contact!"
  632. Nov 09 22:30:15 <RogetGM> There are.... 4 sharks here."
  633. Nov 09 22:30:21 <RogetGM> *-"
  634. Nov 09 22:30:21 <tretter> "What?"
  635. Nov 09 22:30:23 <Strifer> Rick searches for cover, concealment, or shadows to slip into.
  636. Nov 09 22:30:29 <Echo> Jason looks Bob over for a firing mechanism, as the prophesied son.
  637. Nov 09 22:30:40 <Strifer> 6df+8 stealth maneuver to ranged/melee
  638. Nov 09 22:30:41 <Glacon> Strifer: stealth maneuver to ranged/melee: 7 (6df+8=+, 0, -, +, -, -)
  639. Nov 09 22:30:42 <RogetGM> "AAAAAA" Lord Unicorn Seahorse squeezes through his hatch, and slams it shut behind him
  640. Nov 09 22:30:48 <tretter> Ross in a moment of instinct tries to shoot his gun at the sharks.
  641. Nov 09 22:30:54 <Gara> 6df+6 Agility. Wee.
  642. Nov 09 22:30:55 <Glacon> Gara: Agility. Wee.: 6 (6df+6=+, 0, -, +, 0, -)
  643. Nov 09 22:30:56 <Wogglebug> Arthur takes cover.
  644. Nov 09 22:31:02 <Gara> Loren is ready to stab some sharks.
  645. Nov 09 22:31:09 <RogetGM> Rick, the manuever is a good one
  646. Nov 09 22:31:22 <Wogglebug> 6df+8 He takes aim. (Maneuver)
  647. Nov 09 22:31:22 <Glacon> Wogglebug: He takes aim. (Maneuver): 9 (6df+8=+, +, +, -, 0, -)
  648. Nov 09 22:31:27 <RogetGM> Loren, you can melee roll to stab when they are in range of sparkly green pointy things
  649. Nov 09 22:31:34 <Gara> Manuver.
  650. Nov 09 22:31:35 <Echo> 6df+6 Agility to Ranged. It's gotta be kinda hard to aim these things. Any little bit of dexterity might help.
  651. Nov 09 22:31:35 <Glacon> Echo: Agility to Ranged. It's gotta be kinda hard to aim these things. Any little bit of dexterity might help.: 8 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, +, +)
  652. Nov 09 22:31:36 <RogetGM> Arthur, you are ready to shoot soon!
  653. Nov 09 22:31:40 <RogetGM> As is Jason
  654. Nov 09 22:31:51 <Maddy> 6df+6 manouver Alice kinda tries to get into a good spot for shooty.
  655. Nov 09 22:31:52 <Glacon> Maddy: manouver Alice kinda tries to get into a good spot for shooty.: 6 (6df+6=0, +, -, +, 0, -)
  656. Nov 09 22:32:17 <DocLowell> Reeve moves to take cover, raking his mind for obvious weak spots on a cartilaginous apex predator.
  657. Nov 09 22:32:18 <Echo> Jason holds the line, ready to engage the sharks with his Implement of Prophesy.
  658. Nov 09 22:32:27 <Wogglebug> Arthur shouts. "If you see a pack on the cannon, aim for it. Take it out and they should explode. Other than that, aim fro the eyes or sides."
  659. Nov 09 22:32:29 <DocLowell> ( So can I just maneuver Science to Ranged like that?)
  660. Nov 09 22:32:40 <RogetGM> yeah
  661. Nov 09 22:32:41 <Wogglebug> (No)
  662. Nov 09 22:32:45 <Wogglebug> (jk)
  663. Nov 09 22:33:11 <DocLowell> 6df+7 (MAN- Science -> Ranged)
  664. Nov 09 22:33:12 <Glacon> DocLowell: (MAN- Science -> Ranged): 5 (6df+7=+, -, -, -, 0, 0)
  665. Nov 09 22:33:51 <RogetGM> Reeve cannot locate it, because that part of the shark is robot.(manuever failed by 1 point :( )
  666. Nov 09 22:34:23 <DocLowell> (S'okay, it's obviously because he was remembering something even more important.)
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  668. Nov 09 22:34:44 <Maddy> Alice stands ready to fire.
  669. Nov 09 22:34:48 <RogetGM> Ross, roll agility with a -2 buff for being underwater and shit
  670. Nov 09 22:35:07 <tretter> 6df+4
  671. Nov 09 22:35:07 <Glacon> tretter: 4 (6df+4=+, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  672. Nov 09 22:35:37 <RogetGM> 6df+8 YOU CANNOT BURN ME I AM ALREADY A SHARK
  673. Nov 09 22:35:37 <Glacon> RogetGM: YOU CANNOT BURN ME I AM ALREADY A SHARK: 7 (6df+8=0, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  674. Nov 09 22:36:14 <RogetGM> Ross, your bullets go *kapwang* off the sharks hardened metallic abs.
  675. Nov 09 22:36:36 <RogetGM> Now, the sharks roll their lazers, and people will roll pdef to not be lazer'd
  676. Nov 09 22:36:40 <tretter> "How the hell did I shoot a gun under the water?"
  677. Nov 09 22:36:50 <RogetGM> 6df+6 pew pew pew pew
  678. Nov 09 22:36:50 <Glacon> RogetGM: pew pew pew pew: 7 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, -, +)
  679. Nov 09 22:36:55 <Gara> 6df+6 I will survive!
  680. Nov 09 22:36:56 <Glacon> Gara: I will survive!: 8 (6df+6=+, +, +, 0, 0, -)
  681. Nov 09 22:36:56 <Maddy> 6df+6 plsno
  682. Nov 09 22:36:57 <Glacon> Maddy: plsno: 4 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, -, -)
  683. Nov 09 22:36:57 <tretter> 6df+4
  684. Nov 09 22:36:57 <Glacon> tretter: 0 (6df+4=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  685. Nov 09 22:37:03 <Maddy> PLSNO
  686. Nov 09 22:37:14 <Wogglebug> 6df+6 Ironfish.
  687. Nov 09 22:37:15 <Glacon> Wogglebug: Ironfish.: 5 (6df+6=+, 0, -, +, -, -)
  688. Nov 09 22:37:18 <DocLowell> 6df+5 They're coming in HOT!
  689. Nov 09 22:37:18 <Glacon> DocLowell: They're coming in HOT!: 4 (6df+5=0, 0, -, -, +, 0)
  690. Nov 09 22:38:09 <Echo> 6df+10 Tagging Aspect. Jason starts swimming in a serpentine pattern as the sharks approach.
  691. Nov 09 22:38:10 <Glacon> Echo: Tagging Aspect. Jason starts swimming in a serpentine pattern as the sharks approach.: 8 (6df+10=+, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  692. Nov 09 22:38:44 * FlameShirt (Mibbit@18F46376.59572A46.785D7D81.IP) has left #redpool
  693. Nov 09 22:39:09 <Strifer> 6df+7 armored
  694. Nov 09 22:39:10 <Glacon> Strifer: armored: 8 (6df+7=0, +, -, -, +, +)
  695. Nov 09 22:39:19 * FlameShirt (Mibbit@18F46376.59572A46.785D7D81.IP) has joined #redpool
  696. Nov 09 22:39:37 <FlameShirt> 6df+6
  697. Nov 09 22:39:37 <Glacon> FlameShirt: 9 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, +, +)
  698. Nov 09 22:40:08 <RogetGM> Pause for the PAIN
  699. Nov 09 22:41:49 <RogetGM> Alice, Arthur, and Reeve, you realize that wow! Lazerbeams fucking burn like a goddamn motherfucker! Fuck! It's basically like rubbing your arm on a hot stove in order to learn its secrets. Ross, you get a full blast right in the chest, burning off any hair that may or may not have previously existed there, and sending you into an uncontrolled smoking tumble
  700. Nov 09 22:42:00 <RogetGM> -1 body to the first three, -2 body to Ross
  701. Nov 09 22:42:21 <Maddy> "Gah! Fuck!"
  702. Nov 09 22:42:37 <tretter> "Hahahaha! Ow, my chest."
  703. Nov 09 22:42:55 <Wogglebug> Where is Arthur struck?
  704. Nov 09 22:43:06 <tretter> "Fuck, that tickles. And by tickles, I mean SWEET LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!
  705. Nov 09 22:43:09 <tretter> "
  706. Nov 09 22:43:20 <RogetGM> Arthur is struck on the fin
  707. Nov 09 22:43:34 <Wogglebug> Arthur adjusts to compensate without throwing his aim.
  708. Nov 09 22:43:50 <Wogglebug> 6df+10 Firing with maneuver.
  709. Nov 09 22:43:50 <Glacon> Wogglebug: Firing with maneuver.: 12 (6df+10=+, +, 0, -, +, 0)
  710. Nov 09 22:43:55 <DocLowell> "GnnnGGH! Son of a BEEITCH."
  711. Nov 09 22:43:56 <Echo> 6df+16 Tagging the maneuver and IFF. Jason stops zig-zagging and fights back with the Bob, the --Spear-- Trident of Destiny, aiming at the shark who attacked Alice and striking with great vengeance and furious anger.
  712. Nov 09 22:43:56 <Glacon> Echo: Tagging the maneuver and IFF. Jason stops zig-zagging and fights back with the Bob, the --Spear-- Trident of Destiny, aiming at the shark who attacked Alice and striking with great vengeance and furious anger.: 15 (6df+16=0, -, -, +, 0, 0)
  713. Nov 09 22:43:58 <Wogglebug> Aiming at the biz.
  714. Nov 09 22:44:21 <tretter> "WHY AM I SMOKING? THIS IS UNDERWATER!"
  715. Nov 09 22:44:58 <Maddy> 6df+12 Using manouver, pew pewpew getting the one that got her too cause fuck that.
  716. Nov 09 22:44:59 <Glacon> Maddy: Using manouver, pew pewpew getting the one that got her too cause fuck that.: 13 (6df+12=0, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  717. Nov 09 22:45:02 <Gara> 6df+15 Loren tries to put her Trident into a shark's eye. Tagging Manuver and Showing off.
  718. Nov 09 22:45:02 <Glacon> Gara: Loren tries to put her Trident into a shark's eye. Tagging Manuver and Showing off.: 14 (6df+15=+, -, -, +, -, 0)
  719. Nov 09 22:45:06 <RogetGM> 6df+6 wow such bullet what shark
  720. Nov 09 22:45:06 <Glacon> RogetGM: wow such bullet what shark: 6 (6df+6=0, -, -, +, +, 0)
  721. Nov 09 22:46:08 <DocLowell> His arm sizzling, Reeve reflects, as he tries to right himself that it's difficult to stay oriented properly with an injured arm. Then he reflects on the fact that a destroyed arm would be a much bigger problem. And THEN he reflects on the fact that most sharks quit doing everything if they turn upside down, for as long as fifteen minutes.
  722. Nov 09 22:46:36 <Strifer> 6df+10 blindside the enemy with the trident.
  723. Nov 09 22:46:36 <Glacon> Strifer: blindside the enemy with the trident.: 11 (6df+10=-, +, 0, 0, 0, +)
  724. Nov 09 22:46:57 <DocLowell> 6df+7 Maneuver (Perception to Ranged)
  725. Nov 09 22:46:57 <Glacon> DocLowell: Maneuver (Perception to Ranged): 7 (6df+7=-, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  726. Nov 09 22:47:07 <Strifer> Rick aims at whichever Shark gets the bulk of the fire directed at it.
  727. Nov 09 22:47:28 <RogetGM> The powerful lazer beams rip into the sharks tender meat-flesh like racist fire burning through a stack of books on a hot summers day. They are immediately and simultaneously obliterated, annihilated, crushed, killed, destroyed, and inconvenienced. All that remains is a smoking blob of water and some delicious fried chum.
  728. Nov 09 22:47:57 <Wogglebug> "Damage report, everyone!"
  729. Nov 09 22:48:03 <DocLowell> "OW."
  730. Nov 09 22:48:14 <tretter> "Ross is still confused! Why are things smoking underwater? Ross wants to know!"
  731. Nov 09 22:48:14 <Gara> "Completely unharmed."
  732. Nov 09 22:48:15 <FlameShirt> Dougie floats.
  733. Nov 09 22:48:22 <Echo> "I'm green!"
  734. Nov 09 22:48:23 <FlameShirt> "S'all cool."
  735. Nov 09 22:48:24 <Echo> "Alice?"
  736. Nov 09 22:48:47 <Wogglebug> "Ross, get your shit together and see to the new guy."
  737. Nov 09 22:48:57 <Maddy> "Im ok, jsut a little singed."
  738. Nov 09 22:49:02 <tretter> "Yeah, yeah. New guy."
  739. Nov 09 22:49:13 <tretter> Ross swims toward Reeves
  740. Nov 09 22:49:18 <DocLowell> "Look, I'll live, the one guy caught a shot to the chest."
  741. Nov 09 22:49:52 <tretter> "That was me, you half-wit. Now quit complaing and show me where you got hit."
  742. Nov 09 22:49:59 <Maddy> "Wait who did, let me see you."
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  744. Nov 09 22:50:14 <Wogglebug> Arthur goes to inspect the hatch.
  745. Nov 09 22:50:20 <DocLowell> "... the other medic did, Alice," he says as Ross comes over. He shows him the burn mark on his arm.
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  747. Nov 09 22:50:48 <Maddy> Alice swims to Ross, waiting for him to be done with River.
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  749. Nov 09 22:50:55 <Echo> Jason swims around to the "front" of where the sharks came from, ready to defend the group if more show up.
  750. Nov 09 22:51:00 <tretter> "Ach, that's easy. Lemme see if I can use anything in my pack."
  751. Nov 09 22:51:05 <RogetGM> Perception, Jason
  752. Nov 09 22:51:06 <Echo> The enemy's gate is down.
  753. Nov 09 22:51:13 <Echo> 6df+6
  754. Nov 09 22:51:13 <Glacon> Echo: 9 (6df+6=0, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  755. Nov 09 22:51:14 <Strifer> Rick takes a position behind Jason.
  756. Nov 09 22:51:23 <RogetGM> The waters are clear, cap'm
  757. Nov 09 22:51:23 <Wogglebug> Arthur is checking the hatch.
  758. Nov 09 22:51:25 <tretter> Can Ross use anything in his pack?
  759. Nov 09 22:51:36 <Gara> Loren floats to Jason's back right, and lower.
  760. Nov 09 22:51:55 <RogetGM> Unicorn Seahorse pookes his head out. "Is everything clear?"
  761. Nov 09 22:52:08 <Wogglebug> Arthur is nearest. "Yes."
  762. Nov 09 22:52:12 <RogetGM> his horn sparkles with relief
  763. Nov 09 22:52:12 <tretter> Roll medical for Reeves?
  764. Nov 09 22:52:15 <Wogglebug> "Well, except the water."
  765. Nov 09 22:52:23 <RogetGM> Roll medical, Ross
  766. Nov 09 22:52:29 <Echo> "Uh... it looks straight to me."
  767. Nov 09 22:52:44 <tretter> 6df+7 I'm a firen' my la-zar
  768. Nov 09 22:52:44 * GraemeDinner is now known as GraemeCracker
  769. Nov 09 22:52:44 <Glacon> tretter: I'm a firen' my la-zar: 10 (6df+7=+, +, +, -, 0, +)
  770. Nov 09 22:53:13 <Echo> "We killed the sharks."
  771. Nov 09 22:53:37 <Echo> Jason raises Bob in triumph, so Unicorn Seahorse can see.
  772. Nov 09 22:53:49 <RogetGM> "They are the minions of Sinister Finister! Chosen one, you have saved us!"
  773. Nov 09 22:54:09 <tretter> Ross snorts at the name.
  774. Nov 09 22:54:43 <tretter> ~That's more cheesy than a b-class gangster movie gangster name~
  775. Nov 09 22:54:45 <RogetGM> He swims over, and clings to Jason's legs. "Ye heroes of prophecy, you must journey to the Volcano Lair of Sinister Finister, and defeat him once and fin all! For the survival of Port-Land!"
  776. Nov 09 22:55:06 <Maddy> "Ross, come here...before the volcano, im fixing shit."
  777. Nov 09 22:55:09 <DocLowell> Reeve chooses not to comment on the degree to which Ross would be manlier were he snorting in dismissal WITHOUT a smoking hole in his epidermis.
  778. Nov 09 22:55:40 <Wogglebug> Arthur waves at the guy. He's pretty close.
  779. Nov 09 22:55:40 <tretter> "Nah, it's just a papercut. I'll live."
  780. Nov 09 22:55:48 <Maddy> "You sure?"
  781. Nov 09 22:55:54 <Wogglebug> "Do you have any other equipment we could use?"
  782. Nov 09 22:55:57 <Maddy> "Cause like. I'm a doctor, and a vet."
  783. Nov 09 22:56:03 <Wogglebug> "Like, comms and such."
  784. Nov 09 22:56:03 <Echo> Jason pulls away, trying to keep him from groveling.
  785. Nov 09 22:56:03 <tretter> "Nope."
  786. Nov 09 22:56:11 <Echo> Being groveled at by a king won't do.
  787. Nov 09 22:56:16 <Wogglebug> "Maybe explosives?"
  788. Nov 09 22:56:25 <RogetGM> Unicorn Seahorse is clingy
  789. Nov 09 22:56:31 <Maddy> Alice shrugs and swims to Jason's side.
  790. Nov 09 22:56:40 <tretter> "I'm just saying that to make myself sound badass. In reality, I'm internally screaming in pain."
  791. Nov 09 22:56:55 <Echo> Jason settles then, nodding in acquiescence. "We'll try our best."
  792. Nov 09 22:57:05 <Maddy> "Do you want treatment or not, man."
  793. Nov 09 22:57:18 <Echo> He looks at Loren, his eyes saying "HELP"
  794. Nov 09 22:57:22 <Strifer> "Maybe information on their defenses over at VLSF?"
  795. Nov 09 22:57:25 <tretter> "Yes, I do."
  796. Nov 09 22:57:40 <Maddy> She swims that fish back over.
  797. Nov 09 22:57:54 <Maddy> 6df+8 Alice is a good doctor.
  798. Nov 09 22:57:54 <Glacon> Maddy: Alice is a good doctor.: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, +, -, -)
  799. Nov 09 22:57:55 <Gara> "Sire, we have to go...'
  800. Nov 09 22:58:11 <tretter> "Last time I refused medical care, I wound up with both legs broken and hallucinating that I was talking to a spider."
  801. Nov 09 22:58:17 <DocLowell> 6df+7 What kinda sharks were they, before they asploded?
  802. Nov 09 22:58:17 <Glacon> DocLowell: What kinda sharks were they, before they asploded?: 8 (6df+7=0, +, 0, 0, +, -)
  803. Nov 09 22:58:17 <RogetGM> Unicorn Seahorse lets go of Jason. "My mermen can lead you the way... please save us from the sharks... shaaaaaaaaaaarks..."
  804. Nov 09 22:59:03 <Maddy> Yaaaay doctoring.
  805. Nov 09 22:59:15 <RogetGM> Reeve, they appear to be hammerheads and great whites with robo-enhancements
  806. Nov 09 23:00:05 <DocLowell> Reeve sighs in relief as Ross tends to him. "Thanks. Much appreciated. Question is... why're they usin' different sortsa sharks? They'd have had to work out kinks for an entire different species, and..." He pauses. "... why the HELL am I analyzing the logic behind robot sharks made by Sinister Finister?"
  807. Nov 09 23:00:06 <tretter> Can Ross' and Alice's medical rolls be resolved? Or are they just automatically healed?
  808. Nov 09 23:00:21 <Gara> "I don't know."
  809. Nov 09 23:00:22 <RogetGM> Ross needs to roll 6df+2
  810. Nov 09 23:00:37 <tretter> 6df+2 why?
  811. Nov 09 23:00:37 <Glacon> tretter: why?: 1 (6df+2=0, 0, 0, -, -, +)
  812. Nov 09 23:01:05 <RogetGM> er, add 2 to that. And the roll is successful! Alice heals the shit out of Ross
  813. Nov 09 23:01:10 <RogetGM> god job, Alice
  814. Nov 09 23:01:12 <Maddy> Weeee!
  815. Nov 09 23:01:13 <RogetGM> A+
  816. Nov 09 23:03:11 <Maddy> "Feeling better?"
  817. Nov 09 23:03:40 <tretter> "No better than I felt at the beggining of this, but overall, yes."
  818. Nov 09 23:03:49 <Maddy> "Tat's a start"
  819. Nov 09 23:03:50 <RogetGM> GM decision fuckin' everyone is healed thanks to the powerpuff girls and also the medical staff
  820. Nov 09 23:03:58 <Maddy> Even Alice?
  821. Nov 09 23:03:59 <Wogglebug> Even Arthur?
  822. Nov 09 23:04:02 <RogetGM> except Alice and Arthur
  823. Nov 09 23:04:05 <Maddy> Aw ok
  824. Nov 09 23:04:05 <RogetGM> because nobody likes them
  825. Nov 09 23:04:12 <Wogglebug> kay
  826. Nov 09 23:04:20 <Maddy> "So I guess we gotta go to the volcano?"
  827. Nov 09 23:04:27 <Echo> 4df+4 Jason gives Alice a lookover to see if he can patch her up in the meantime. Cuz why not
  828. Nov 09 23:04:28 <Glacon> Echo: Jason gives Alice a lookover to see if he can patch her up in the meantime. Cuz why not: 6 (4df+4=+, +, 0, 0)
  829. Nov 09 23:04:45 <Maddy> 4df+2 wounds?
  830. Nov 09 23:04:45 <Glacon> Maddy: wounds?: 2 (4df+2=0, +, -, 0)
  831. Nov 09 23:04:48 <Echo> :D
  832. Nov 09 23:04:51 <RogetGM> Some merpeople swim up. "Yo. You bros ready to skeddadle?"
  833. Nov 09 23:04:53 <RogetGM> also: 6df
  834. Nov 09 23:04:56 <Maddy> fk
  835. Nov 09 23:05:00 <Maddy> 6df+2 wounds?
  836. Nov 09 23:05:00 <Glacon> Maddy: wounds?: 0 (6df+2=-, -, -, -, +, +)
  837. Nov 09 23:05:00 <RogetGM> lmao
  838. Nov 09 23:05:05 <Maddy> STILL OK
  839. Nov 09 23:05:12 <RogetGM> Jason also needs to roll 6df
  840. Nov 09 23:05:26 <Echo> 6df+4
  841. Nov 09 23:05:26 <Glacon> Echo: 3 (6df+4=0, -, -, -, +, +)
  842. Nov 09 23:05:41 <RogetGM> Alice is all good yo
  843. Nov 09 23:05:59 <RogetGM> One of the merpeople idly stares at Jason
  844. Nov 09 23:06:07 <Wogglebug> Arthur just sort of floats around, vaguely wounded.
  845. Nov 09 23:06:07 <Strifer> Rick whistles under the sea.
  846. Nov 09 23:06:12 <RogetGM> admiring his tails color, sheen, length, and girth
  847. Nov 09 23:06:12 <Echo> "Lead the way!"
  848. Nov 09 23:06:13 <Strifer> Can he whistle underwater?
  849. Nov 09 23:06:17 <Gara> "Okay."
  850. Nov 09 23:06:28 <Gara> "Ja- Rainbowtail! Lead us!"
  851. Nov 09 23:06:36 <RogetGM> They turn, and lead the way. He can /totally/ whistle underwater
  852. Nov 09 23:07:02 <tretter> Ross follow them.
  853. Nov 09 23:07:24 <RogetGM> swishy swishy swimmy swimmy.
  854. Nov 09 23:07:26 <Maddy> Alice follows, not knowing why its a big deal abut the rainbow, her tail is awesome.
  855. Nov 09 23:07:37 <Wogglebug> Arthur bumps over to Alice as they go. "Hoe's my fin look?"
  856. Nov 09 23:07:37 <Echo> Rainbowtail of Impeccable Color, Glorious Sheen, Incomparable Length, and Unignorable Girth swims fast behind them.
  857. Nov 09 23:08:01 <Maddy> "It's ok, though I don't know pink is your colour."
  858. Nov 09 23:08:20 <Gara> Loren follows.
  859. Nov 09 23:08:44 <Maddy> "Oh...you got a bit o'singeing there. Want me to fix it?"
  860. Nov 09 23:08:51 <RogetGM> One of the merpeople turns to the group. "You know, the sharks are having a holiday today. Pearly White Teeth-giving. Or, uh, something. You've probably never heard of it."
  861. Nov 09 23:09:10 <Gara> "We haven't."
  862. Nov 09 23:09:32 <Echo> "Maybe we could attack while they're not suspecting it?"
  863. Nov 09 23:09:44 <Echo> "What do they do for the holiday?"
  864. Nov 09 23:09:54 <Wogglebug> "If you could."
  865. Nov 09 23:09:55 <Echo> "What's it all entail?"
  866. Nov 09 23:10:22 <Maddy> 6df+8 Tail fix
  867. Nov 09 23:10:23 <Glacon> Maddy: Tail fix: 6 (6df+8=-, +, -, -, 0, 0)
  868. Nov 09 23:10:37 <Wogglebug> 6df+2 (I think? He'll spend the AP.)
  869. Nov 09 23:10:38 <Glacon> Wogglebug: (I think? He'll spend the AP.): 2 (6df+2=+, +, -, +, -, -)
  870. Nov 09 23:10:44 <RogetGM> "They go off to visit the young'uns, and donate their massive, crushing teeth to them for a day so that the young ones can get a taste for blood, and handle the crushing force required to snap the bones between their gums."
  871. Nov 09 23:10:52 <RogetGM> Arthur, your tail feels spiffy
  872. Nov 09 23:11:12 <Maddy> "So the bigguys have no teeth?"
  873. Nov 09 23:11:19 <Maddy> "That sounds good."
  874. Nov 09 23:11:24 <tretter> "Shark Young'uns?"
  875. Nov 09 23:11:36 <Gara> "THat sounds really good."
  876. Nov 09 23:11:39 <Strifer> "Well then. Might as well cross the Delaware, then."
  877. Nov 09 23:11:45 <RogetGM> "The teeth are cybernetic. They also have 16 rows of spinning bladed serration teeth."
  878. Nov 09 23:11:45 <Echo> "So we kill the big ones while they're defenseless, and slaughter the young while they're inexperienced."
  879. Nov 09 23:11:49 <Gara> "..."
  880. Nov 09 23:12:03 <Gara> "Oh, my god. That's... They don't have these teeth, right?"
  881. Nov 09 23:12:16 <tretter> "What about the middle ground, oh great chosen one."
  882. Nov 09 23:12:40 <Echo> "They said there's two categories. Old and young. Pay attention."
  883. Nov 09 23:12:41 <RogetGM> "Oh, they've got lazers, mostly. Usually yer incinerated with their death-beams before the jaws come into play."
  884. Nov 09 23:12:48 <Gara> "Right, right."
  885. Nov 09 23:12:57 <Gara> "Frickin' lazers."
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  888. Nov 09 23:13:12 <RogetGM> "Most of the sharks are gonna be out, today, so this is our best shot to take out their base."
  889. Nov 09 23:13:30 <Strifer> "Sure. Why not?"
  890. Nov 09 23:14:07 <Wogglebug> Arthur separates himself somewhat from the group and starts trying to, like, focus power into Dodolamus.
  891. Nov 09 23:14:12 <tretter> "I call dibs on making sushi!"
  892. Nov 09 23:14:51 <RogetGM> Dodolamus feels like a magic trident, Arthur
  893. Nov 09 23:14:54 <RogetGM> everyone, perception
  894. Nov 09 23:14:59 <Wogglebug> 6df+8
  895. Nov 09 23:14:59 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  896. Nov 09 23:15:02 <tretter> 6df+4
  897. Nov 09 23:15:02 <Glacon> tretter: 4 (6df+4=0, 0, 0, -, 0, +)
  898. Nov 09 23:15:04 <Maddy> 6df+6 eyes
  899. Nov 09 23:15:05 <Glacon> Maddy: eyes: 1 (6df+6=0, -, -, -, -, -)
  900. Nov 09 23:15:09 <Gara> 6df+4 WHAT EYES? WHAT EARS? WHAT SENSES?
  901. Nov 09 23:15:09 <Glacon> Gara: WHAT EYES? WHAT EARS? WHAT SENSES?: 6 (6df+4=+, +, 0, -, 0, +)
  902. Nov 09 23:15:16 <Echo> 6df+6 Observin'
  903. Nov 09 23:15:16 <Glacon> Echo: Observin': 5 (6df+6=-, -, 0, +, 0, 0)
  904. Nov 09 23:15:33 <Strifer> 6df+8 percep
  905. Nov 09 23:15:33 <Glacon> Strifer: percep: 5 (6df+8=-, -, -, -, 0, +)
  906. Nov 09 23:16:53 <RogetGM> People who rolled 6 or above, you see on the horizon an underwater volcano, spewing blobs of white-hot igenous ignorant stone to whatever surface this twisted madhouse has. On the volcano is a sharkface, with lava flows coming from each eye, and in a blood pattern from the jaw. Arthur sees a number of metal teeth on the ground, as big as the one they saw floa
  907. Nov 09 23:17:04 <RogetGM> t past the sub, as well as some merskeletons
  908. Nov 09 23:17:14 <RogetGM> the volcano rumbles ominously
  909. Nov 09 23:17:21 <Wogglebug> "Death up ahead, men."
  910. Nov 09 23:17:27 <Gara> "For sharks."
  911. Nov 09 23:17:56 <Wogglebug> "Watch for fire."
  912. Nov 09 23:18:05 <Gara> ~That volcano looks really ignorant.~
  913. Nov 09 23:18:17 <RogetGM> The merpeople stop. "Well... g-good luck..."
  914. Nov 09 23:18:25 <RogetGM> they swim off REALLY fast
  915. Nov 09 23:18:25 <Echo> "You're not coming with us?"
  916. Nov 09 23:18:28 <RogetGM> like swoosh swoosh gone
  917. Nov 09 23:18:31 <tretter> ~What a dumb and dumb looking volcano~
  918. Nov 09 23:18:34 <Strifer> "Can I borro- Bye then."
  919. Nov 09 23:18:57 <Gara> "Bye bye."
  920. Nov 09 23:18:58 <Echo> "... that was hardly brave."
  921. Nov 09 23:19:08 <Gara> "They're heroes, Jason."
  922. Nov 09 23:19:09 <Gara> "Heroes."
  923. Nov 09 23:19:26 <Wogglebug> Arthur prepares his trident. He tries focusing his chi, whatever that is.
  924. Nov 09 23:19:28 <tretter> "These are merhipsters, Jason. They aren't brave."
  925. Nov 09 23:19:28 <Strifer> "Yeah, but we're protagonists. Fine line between the two."
  926. Nov 09 23:19:54 <tretter> Ross watches Rick lean on the 4th wall.
  927. Nov 09 23:19:56 <Maddy> "Awesome..."
  928. Nov 09 23:21:28 <Strifer> "I mean, they're generic Danes. We're all Beowulf."
  929. Nov 09 23:21:32 <RogetGM> Everyone, you hear a mighty klaxon, and feel a rumblin' in the water. The eyes begin glowing. If there was a shade of red more red than red, that is about half of how red these eyes are turning. Pause for description of the stuff
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  931. Nov 09 23:23:32 <RogetGM> Out of the lava flow come two Great White shark heads, with metallic barrels attached to the backclearly labeled "SHARKPEDO." They make some shark-y growl noises or something, which sounds like metal grinding on ground metal. Following this, there is a suspicious lack of aggression..
  932. Nov 09 23:24:15 <Strifer> "Hiya. You gonna offer us tea?" Rick is hopeful.
  933. Nov 09 23:24:39 <RogetGM> everyone, pdef
  934. Nov 09 23:24:48 <Wogglebug> 6df+6
  935. Nov 09 23:24:48 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 8 (6df+6=+, +, 0, -, 0, +)
  936. Nov 09 23:24:48 <Maddy> 6df+6 ohgono
  937. Nov 09 23:24:49 <Glacon> Maddy: ohgono: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, 0, 0, +)
  938. Nov 09 23:24:50 <Strifer> 6df+7 probably not, then.
  939. Nov 09 23:24:50 <Glacon> Strifer: probably not, then.: 8 (6df+7=+, +, -, +, 0, -)
  940. Nov 09 23:25:00 <Echo> 6df+6 ???
  941. Nov 09 23:25:01 <Glacon> Echo: ???: 9 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
  942. Nov 09 23:25:04 <Gara> 6df+6 I really don't /like/ pedophiles
  943. Nov 09 23:25:04 <Glacon> Gara: I really don't /like/ pedophiles: 8 (6df+6=0, +, -, +, +, 0)
  944. Nov 09 23:25:10 <tretter> 6df+4
  945. Nov 09 23:25:10 <Glacon> tretter: 3 (6df+4=0, -, -, +, -, +)
  946. Nov 09 23:26:37 <RogetGM> 6df+7 RIGHT MISSILE SHARK CANNON IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  947. Nov 09 23:26:38 <Glacon> RogetGM: RIGHT MISSILE SHARK CANNON IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO: 6 (6df+7=-, +, 0, +, -, -)
  948. Nov 09 23:27:58 <RogetGM> Out of the mouth of the great white, tiny, slim, and speedy gonzalez-level fast sharks spit out like fire from lucifer's lips. They speed past everybody, and before they even know what has happened, they have already left this world behind. Ross, a sharkpedo hits you in the face. -1 body.
  949. Nov 09 23:28:13 <tretter> "Am I smoking?"
  950. Nov 09 23:28:24 <Maddy> "Not this time."
  951. Nov 09 23:28:42 <RogetGM> Ross, fun fact: The shark is still on your face, biting you on the nose
  952. Nov 09 23:28:44 <RogetGM> rawr
  953. Nov 09 23:28:47 <tretter> "I still want to know how the physics of that works."
  954. Nov 09 23:28:50 <RogetGM> a tiny robotic shark
  955. Nov 09 23:29:02 <Gara> Loren stabs it.
  956. Nov 09 23:29:07 <tretter> Ross attempts to stab the shark with his trident
  957. Nov 09 23:29:08 <Wogglebug> "Loren, get that- oh."
  958. Nov 09 23:29:35 <Echo> Jason swims back over toward the group. "Was that it? Everybody all right?"
  959. Nov 09 23:29:43 <RogetGM> Loren, it basically falls apart at the touch of your mighty trident
  960. Nov 09 23:32:22 <RogetGM> Ross, your nose is bleeding from fresh sharkbite wounds. Adorably tiny and incredibly painful wounds.
  961. Nov 09 23:33:12 <tretter> "Man, this is just like that time in Nebraska. But with tiny sharks instead of angry women."
  962. Nov 09 23:33:41 <Maddy> "This is so weird."
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  964. Nov 09 23:34:00 <RogetGM> Is anybody going to do anything about the eye-shark-things
  965. Nov 09 23:34:18 <Wogglebug> Arthur takes cover and aims at them.
  966. Nov 09 23:34:37 <Wogglebug> 6df+8 (Aiming Maneuver)
  967. Nov 09 23:34:38 <Glacon> Wogglebug: (Aiming Maneuver): 10 (6df+8=+, +, -, 0, +, 0)
  968. Nov 09 23:34:38 <Maddy> 6df+6 Alice pewpewpew
  969. Nov 09 23:34:38 <Glacon> Maddy: Alice pewpewpew: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  970. Nov 09 23:34:40 <tretter> CAn Ross roll thrown?
  971. Nov 09 23:34:55 <Gara> 6df+6 Agility to STABBIN.
  972. Nov 09 23:34:55 <Glacon> Gara: Agility to STABBIN.: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, -, +, 0, +)
  973. Nov 09 23:35:28 <Strifer> 6df+6 engaging.
  974. Nov 09 23:35:28 <Glacon> Strifer: engaging.: 4 (6df+6=+, +, -, -, -, -)
  975. Nov 09 23:36:30 <Maddy> Opp sulda been a +2 to mine
  976. Nov 09 23:37:05 <RogetGM> 6df+8 I AM STRONG LIKE BULLSHARK
  977. Nov 09 23:37:05 <Glacon> RogetGM: I AM STRONG LIKE BULLSHARK: 6 (6df+8=+, -, -, -, +, -)
  978. Nov 09 23:37:13 <Strifer> Rick opens up with the Trident.
  979. Nov 09 23:38:01 <tretter> 6df+7 Ranged +buff
  980. Nov 09 23:38:02 <Glacon> tretter: Ranged +buff: 9 (6df+7=-, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  981. Nov 09 23:38:44 <RogetGM> or not. The right turret is severely blasted by a combined concoction of calamitous chaos beams, shooting part of its face and the rest of it off with blistering heat and dazzling sparkles. It does a shark roar, just like in Jaws 4.
  982. Nov 09 23:39:24 <RogetGM> Now it is the shark turrets turn! Oh snip snaps
  983. Nov 09 23:39:52 <RogetGM> 6df+7 THRILL TO KRILL MOTHAFUCKAS
  984. Nov 09 23:39:52 <Glacon> RogetGM: THRILL TO KRILL MOTHAFUCKAS: 7 (6df+7=-, 0, -, +, 0, +)
  985. Nov 09 23:39:59 <RogetGM> p to the def
  986. Nov 09 23:40:01 <Wogglebug> 6df+6
  987. Nov 09 23:40:01 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 5 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, -, -)
  988. Nov 09 23:40:16 <tretter> 6df+4
  989. Nov 09 23:40:17 <Glacon> tretter: 3 (6df+4=0, -, -, +, +, -)
  990. Nov 09 23:40:24 <Maddy> 6df+6 ohmg
  991. Nov 09 23:40:24 <Glacon> Maddy: ohmg: 5 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, -, 0)
  992. Nov 09 23:40:38 <Gara> 6df+6 D-FENCE. D-FENCE. D-FENCE.
  993. Nov 09 23:40:38 <Glacon> Gara: D-FENCE. D-FENCE. D-FENCE.: 7 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  994. Nov 09 23:40:53 <Strifer> 6df+7
  995. Nov 09 23:40:53 <Glacon> Strifer: 8 (6df+7=0, +, +, +, -, -)
  996. Nov 09 23:43:28 <Echo> 6df+6 !!!
  997. Nov 09 23:43:29 <Glacon> Echo: !!!: 4 (6df+6=0, -, -, 0, +, -)
  998. Nov 09 23:44:41 <RogetGM> Everybody except Loren and Rick, tiny bitey sharks impact your bodies, gnawing with the fury of a thousand suns. The serrated 16-layer spinning blades of death are surprisingly agonizing for being so small. -1 body and also you are covered in tiny sharks that are actively gnawing your flesh.
  999. Nov 09 23:45:07 <Maddy> "alkajsdlaksWHY.""
  1000. Nov 09 23:45:23 <tretter> "How the hell did I avoid that?
  1001. Nov 09 23:45:38 <Echo> Jason swings down across the front of his body with Bob like Leonidas did in 300, you know that one part after the arrows hit the shields, and they knocked all the arrows off with their spears? Yeah, like that.
  1002. Nov 09 23:45:50 <Echo> To get rid of the little sharks.
  1003. Nov 09 23:45:54 <RogetGM> You didn't, Ross. The sharks are concentrated on your ass.
  1004. Nov 09 23:46:06 <Gara> 6df+15 Loren swims forward like a murderous, insane mer-barbarian, to the top of the sharkturrent, and JAMS her tridant into the top of it. Tagging all day long.
  1005. Nov 09 23:46:06 <Maddy> Alice starts brushing them off, god dammt
  1006. Nov 09 23:46:07 <Glacon> Gara: Loren swims forward like a murderous, insane mer-barbarian, to the top of the sharkturrent, and JAMS her tridant into the top of it. Tagging all day long.: 15 (6df+15=-, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  1007. Nov 09 23:46:10 <Wogglebug> 6df+10 Using maneuver, Arthur compensates and fires.
  1008. Nov 09 23:46:10 <Glacon> Wogglebug: Using maneuver, Arthur compensates and fires.: 5 (6df+10=-, -, -, -, -, 0)
  1009. Nov 09 23:46:15 <RogetGM> Jason fucks up some lil' sharks. Bob glows a mighty sparkly green with the excitement of victory.
  1010. Nov 09 23:46:36 <tretter> "I think they like me."
  1011. Nov 09 23:46:43 <Maddy> 6df+10 Tagging, she is so goddamn annoyed.
  1012. Nov 09 23:46:43 <Glacon> Maddy: Tagging, she is so goddamn annoyed.: 12 (6df+10=+, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  1013. Nov 09 23:46:46 <RogetGM> 6df+8 lorne pls no
  1014. Nov 09 23:46:46 <Glacon> RogetGM: lorne pls no: 9 (6df+8=-, +, -, +, 0, +)
  1015. Nov 09 23:46:50 <Echo> 6df+12 Jason follows Loren, firin' his lazar at her target.
  1016. Nov 09 23:46:50 <Glacon> Echo: Jason follows Loren, firin' his lazar at her target.: 13 (6df+12=+, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  1017. Nov 09 23:46:54 <Strifer> 6df+8 Perception to Ranged Maneuver. Rick looks for a good firing position and target to cover Loren from.
  1018. Nov 09 23:46:54 <Glacon> Strifer: Perception to Ranged Maneuver. Rick looks for a good firing position and target to cover Loren from.: 8 (6df+8=0, +, +, -, 0, -)
  1019. Nov 09 23:46:55 <Echo> Tagging with last point.
  1020. Nov 09 23:47:07 <Wogglebug> Arthur proceeds to roll the shraks off after firing.
  1021. Nov 09 23:48:41 <RogetGM> The shark turret explodes satisfactorily, with giblets flying off in many directions.. The tiny sharks stream from the now-compromised barrel, shouting cries of "we are free! we are free at last!" following this, they detonate like boom boom pow, blowing a clean hole straight into the heart of shark hq.
  1022. Nov 09 23:49:58 <Maddy> "I...what?"
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  1024. Nov 09 23:50:21 <Wogglebug> "Everyone, status?" Arthur shouts.
  1025. Nov 09 23:50:29 <Maddy> "Ive been nibbled uppon."
  1026. Nov 09 23:50:34 <tretter> "I have sharks chewing my butt."
  1027. Nov 09 23:50:35 <Maddy> "Otherwise good."
  1028. Nov 09 23:50:39 <Strifer> "I'm up."
  1029. Nov 09 23:50:42 <Echo> "I'm intact."
  1030. Nov 09 23:50:49 <Maddy> Alice knocks the sharks off Ross' butt
  1031. Nov 09 23:50:59 <Gara> "I'm good."
  1032. Nov 09 23:51:04 <Wogglebug> "Right. Medics see to whoever's worst off. Unwounded in the front. watch for more of them."
  1033. Nov 09 23:51:24 <Wogglebug> Arthur swims straight up to serve as a lookout.
  1034. Nov 09 23:51:25 <Echo> "That's where we're headed, right?" Rainbowtail of Incomparable Girth points ahead at the HQ with Bob the Farstriking.
  1035. Nov 09 23:51:25 <tretter> I'll need a good healing.
  1036. Nov 09 23:51:30 <Wogglebug> Becayse three dimensions.
  1037. Nov 09 23:51:56 <RogetGM> Arthur, use your analysis of spatial geography to roll perception
  1038. Nov 09 23:52:06 <Wogglebug> 6df+8
  1039. Nov 09 23:52:07 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 7 (6df+8=0, -, 0, +, 0, -)
  1040. Nov 09 23:53:01 <Maddy> "Who needs patchin then? Just me and Ross again?"
  1041. Nov 09 23:53:05 <RogetGM> Arthur, you see that the hole y'all just blew leads to some kind of antechamber, and fills you with feelings of forboding. Your non-robot hand falls asleep.
  1042. Nov 09 23:53:14 <Echo> Jason looks slightly nibbled.
  1043. Nov 09 23:53:18 <Wogglebug> He shakes it out.
  1044. Nov 09 23:53:25 <Wogglebug> He swims down to Jason.
  1045. Nov 09 23:53:43 <Wogglebug> "Pretty sure the big-bad is just through that hole. Some sort of antechamber, likely little cover."
  1046. Nov 09 23:54:07 <Echo> "So we hit like we're clearin' a house. Hard an' fast."
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  1048. Nov 09 23:54:14 <Maddy> D:! Alice goes to Jason. "Staystill."
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  1051. Nov 09 23:54:23 <Wogglebug> "Right. If we can bring down the ceiling, that could help."
  1052. Nov 09 23:54:30 <Maddy> 6df+8 patchy patch
  1053. Nov 09 23:54:30 <Wogglebug> "Then again, given that it's a volcano..."
  1054. Nov 09 23:54:31 <Glacon> Maddy: patchy patch: 6 (6df+8=0, -, +, 0, -, -)
  1055. Nov 09 23:54:39 <Strifer> "Thermobarroic weapons would be nice."
  1056. Nov 09 23:54:44 <Echo> 6df+2
  1057. Nov 09 23:54:44 <Glacon> Echo: 2 (6df+2=0, +, -, 0, -, +)
  1058. Nov 09 23:54:44 <Wogglebug> "Aye."
  1059. Nov 09 23:54:48 <Strifer> "So would setting off the volcano, actually."
  1060. Nov 09 23:55:02 <Echo> "So... just bring down an active volcano on top of it?"
  1061. Nov 09 23:55:10 <Gara> "... That'd be cool."
  1062. Nov 09 23:55:15 <Wogglebug> "Destroying the city might break the rift. Prop it open."
  1063. Nov 09 23:55:24 <Maddy> "That would be awsome, who else needs patching?"
  1064. Nov 09 23:55:29 <Wogglebug> "Better to just try and kill the fucker."
  1065. Nov 09 23:55:30 <Echo> "We can't do that, though."
  1066. Nov 09 23:55:37 <Wogglebug> Arthur waves at Alice.
  1067. Nov 09 23:55:39 <Gara> "Probably not."
  1068. Nov 09 23:55:41 <Echo> "What if that hurts the merpeople?"
  1069. Nov 09 23:55:50 <Echo> "They're not that far away from here."
  1070. Nov 09 23:55:53 <Wogglebug> "The rifts are goal-based."
  1071. Nov 09 23:55:56 <Maddy> 6df+8 Alice works on Arthur, again.
  1072. Nov 09 23:55:56 <Glacon> Maddy: Alice works on Arthur, again.: 10 (6df+8=+, +, 0, 0, +, -)
  1073. Nov 09 23:55:59 <Wogglebug> "Normalizing reality."
  1074. Nov 09 23:56:06 <Wogglebug> "Killing the city might not close it."
  1075. Nov 09 23:56:12 <Strifer> "Possibly-maybe."
  1076. Nov 09 23:56:13 <Wogglebug> 6df+2 Spending AP
  1077. Nov 09 23:56:13 <Glacon> Wogglebug: Spending AP: 0 (6df+2=-, -, -, 0, 0, +)
  1078. Nov 09 23:56:25 <Strifer> "I kinda expect the volcano to go no matter what we do."
  1079. Nov 09 23:56:30 <Wogglebug> "Whereas killing the shark almost definitely will."
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  1081. Nov 09 23:57:15 <Maddy> "anyone else?"
  1082. Nov 09 23:57:39 <DocLowell> (Back. Sorry. Roommate sat around for 20 minutes after I got there.)
  1083. Nov 09 23:58:02 <Wogglebug> "How's about Loren and I go ahead and recon real quick? Check and look for openings."
  1084. Nov 09 23:58:12 <Maddy> "Guess it's jsut you, ross, while they're looking, lemme get you."
  1085. Nov 09 23:58:14 <Echo> "Rick too."
  1086. Nov 09 23:58:14 <Gara> "I'm not sneaky, or quiet."
  1087. Nov 09 23:58:15 <RogetGM> Reeve was there the whole time.
  1088. Nov 09 23:58:20 <Gara> "Rick is much better."
  1089. Nov 09 23:58:22 <Echo> "Rick's good at that shit."
  1090. Nov 09 23:58:23 <RogetGM> being his cool self
  1091. Nov 09 23:58:26 <Wogglebug> "Fine, let's go Rick."
  1092. Nov 09 23:58:28 <tretter> Ross is exhausted. Too much spinning in circles.
  1093. Nov 09 23:58:36 <Echo> "ROSS!"
  1094. Nov 09 23:58:38 <Maddy> 6df+8 Alice feex Ross
  1095. Nov 09 23:58:39 <Glacon> Maddy: Alice feex Ross: 5 (6df+8=0, +, -, -, -, -)
  1096. Nov 09 23:58:41 <Strifer> "I'll do it."
  1097. Nov 09 23:58:43 <Echo> "I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST."
  1098. Nov 09 23:58:47 <Echo> Jason points Bob at him.
  1099. Nov 09 23:58:48 <Wogglebug> Arthur swims off. He goes for the eye-in-the-sky view, hthis time closer up.
  1100. Nov 09 23:58:58 <Strifer> 6df+8 sneakily moving forward, sticking to shadows.
  1101. Nov 09 23:58:58 <Glacon> Strifer: sneakily moving forward, sticking to shadows.: 8 (6df+8=0, -, +, -, +, 0)
  1102. Nov 09 23:59:09 <Wogglebug> "Rick! Check out the entrance, look for openings."
  1103. Nov 09 23:59:24 <Echo> "IF YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH WHEN WE GET BACK."
  1104. Nov 09 23:59:29 <Wogglebug> Arthur scans from above. He listens for mvement, too. Dolphin-style.
  1105. Nov 09 23:59:34 <Echo> "CALM YOUR SHIT."
  1106. Nov 09 23:59:40 <RogetGM> dayum
  1107. Nov 09 23:59:44 <Wogglebug> 6df+12 tagging I hear something
  1108. Nov 09 23:59:44 <Glacon> Wogglebug: tagging I hear something: 15 (6df+12=+, 0, -, +, +, +)
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  1110. Nov 09 23:59:47 <Gara> Loren is impressed.
  1111. Nov 09 23:59:57 <Strifer> Rick snerks.
  1112. Nov 10 00:00:03 <Strifer> Quietly.
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  1114. Nov 10 00:01:13 <RogetGM> Rick, you see the antechamber terminates in some paintings of sharks doing terrible, unspeakable violence to merpeople, juxtaposed with images of sharks being kind, caring parents. Arthur sees that there is an embossed area on the floor, possibly for use with an elevator.
  1115. Nov 10 00:01:42 <Wogglebug> Arthur swims back down, and signals Rick back.
  1116. Nov 10 00:01:50 <Strifer> ~Nope. Not going to bother with the negotiationy thingie. Chairman meow ruined that.~
  1117. Nov 10 00:02:11 <Strifer> Rick looks for somewhere hidden to hide out in the antechamber.
  1118. Nov 10 00:02:15 <Wogglebug> "Looks like some sort of elevator in there. Likely to bring up or down a large, stationary weapon."
  1119. Nov 10 00:02:15 <DocLowell> Reeve waits with the others, Sangard propped against his shoulder. "... you know, for all the lasers it shoots, the trident style is really nice. I like it."
  1120. Nov 10 00:02:23 <Wogglebug> He speaks to Jason.
  1121. Nov 10 00:02:26 <RogetGM> There are some alcoves.
  1122. Nov 10 00:02:42 <Strifer> Rick waves to the group, then settles into one.
  1123. Nov 10 00:02:44 <Wogglebug> "We should move now, and fast, so as to slow their mobilizing."
  1124. Nov 10 00:03:28 <Echo> Jason nods, agreeing. "Longer we sit here, worse it could be."
  1125. Nov 10 00:03:38 <Wogglebug> "Let's move then. Everyone ready?"
  1126. Nov 10 00:03:53 <tretter> "Yeh"
  1127. Nov 10 00:03:56 <Echo> He starts swimming, looking back to make sure Loren and Alice are close by.
  1128. Nov 10 00:04:02 <Gara> "Yup, ready." Loren goes.
  1129. Nov 10 00:04:06 <Wogglebug> "Right. Let's go. Try not to blow Rick's position."
  1130. Nov 10 00:04:20 <Wogglebug> Arthur heads off to the top left of Jason.
  1131. Nov 10 00:04:25 <Wogglebug> JUst behind.
  1132. Nov 10 00:04:25 <Strifer> 6df+8 sneaking to set into position. Maneuver
  1133. Nov 10 00:04:26 <Glacon> Strifer: sneaking to set into position. Maneuver: 8 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  1134. Nov 10 00:05:40 <Maddy> Alice floats to a good place to shoop.
  1135. Nov 10 00:05:44 <RogetGM> Is everyone in the antechamber?
  1136. Nov 10 00:05:55 <Gara> 6df+6 Agility manuver.
  1137. Nov 10 00:05:55 <Glacon> Gara: Agility manuver.: 5 (6df+6=+, +, -, -, 0, -)
  1138. Nov 10 00:05:55 <Wogglebug> They're near the entrance, at least.
  1139. Nov 10 00:06:01 <Echo> 6df+6 Jason swims faster, so that if he fires, his lazar will be traveling faster, too, and hit harder.
  1140. Nov 10 00:06:01 <Glacon> Echo: Jason swims faster, so that if he fires, his lazar will be traveling faster, too, and hit harder.: 5 (6df+6=0, -, -, +, -, +)
  1141. Nov 10 00:06:04 <DocLowell> Reeve is. He's being sneaky.
  1142. Nov 10 00:06:05 <Echo> Damn.
  1143. Nov 10 00:06:12 <DocLowell> 6df+7 See? Sneaky.
  1144. Nov 10 00:06:12 <Glacon> DocLowell: See? Sneaky.: 7 (6df+7=+, -, -, 0, 0, +)
  1145. Nov 10 00:06:18 <Wogglebug> Arthur waits near the entrance, waiting for something to aim at.
  1146. Nov 10 00:06:38 <Echo> Jason Rainbowtail stops by the entrance, peeking inside.
  1147. Nov 10 00:07:05 <RogetGM> everyone, agility as a strong current suddenly begins yanking inside of the room.
  1148. Nov 10 00:07:08 <DocLowell> Correction. Reeve is being sneaky where everyone else is being sneaky. He is not sneaking ahead of the whole group.
  1149. Nov 10 00:07:23 <Wogglebug> 6df+4
  1150. Nov 10 00:07:23 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 3 (6df+4=+, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  1151. Nov 10 00:07:26 <tretter> Ross is as sneaky as a buffalo
  1152. Nov 10 00:07:28 <Strifer> 6df+4 Staaaay in position.
  1153. Nov 10 00:07:28 <Glacon> Strifer: Staaaay in position.: 4 (6df+4=+, -, -, 0, 0, +)
  1154. Nov 10 00:07:35 <Gara> 6df+6 I don't want to go!
  1155. Nov 10 00:07:35 <Glacon> Gara: I don't want to go!: 6 (6df+6=0, -, +, +, 0, -)
  1156. Nov 10 00:08:09 <Echo> 6df+6 !
  1157. Nov 10 00:08:09 <Glacon> Echo: !: 3 (6df+6=-, -, -, -, +, 0)
  1158. Nov 10 00:08:30 <tretter> 6df+6
  1159. Nov 10 00:08:30 <Glacon> tretter: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, 0, +)
  1160. Nov 10 00:08:42 <Maddy> 6df+8 Tagging Square Cube
  1161. Nov 10 00:08:43 <Glacon> Maddy: Tagging Square Cube: 6 (6df+8=+, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  1162. Nov 10 00:11:54 <RogetGM> Unless Reeve has a jesus miracle roll, everybody is sucked into the chamber. The exit seals behind them, with Loren and Ross being the only ones to keep their bearings. You hear a grinding noise. Pause for description
  1163. Nov 10 00:13:13 <DocLowell> 6df+4 MIRACLE
  1164. Nov 10 00:13:13 <Glacon> DocLowell: MIRACLE: 2 (6df+4=-, +, +, -, -, -)
  1165. Nov 10 00:14:31 <RogetGM> Inside of the room, a magnificent ornate shell elevatorm or shellevator, rises from the darkness, holding a shark made of pure lava goodness. His robotic face is the only non-lave part, and is wearing bright purple goggles and a nose protector. His metallic sheen is more bright than anything you have ever seen reflected off a robot shark. This is, Sinister Fi
  1166. Nov 10 00:14:33 <RogetGM> nister
  1167. Nov 10 00:14:41 <RogetGM> "Hi."
  1168. Nov 10 00:14:50 <Gara> '
  1169. Nov 10 00:14:52 <Strifer> "Hiya. Spot of tea?"
  1170. Nov 10 00:14:53 <Gara> "Hi."
  1171. Nov 10 00:15:03 <Wogglebug> Arthur swims up into a dark corner and takes aim.
  1172. Nov 10 00:15:08 <Maddy> "Uh, hello."
  1173. Nov 10 00:15:12 <Wogglebug> 6df+8 Aiming Maneuver
  1174. Nov 10 00:15:13 <Glacon> Wogglebug: Aiming Maneuver: 5 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1175. Nov 10 00:15:16 <Gara> 6df+6 Loren gets ready to lunge.
  1176. Nov 10 00:15:16 <Glacon> Gara: Loren gets ready to lunge.: 8 (6df+6=+, -, +, +, -, +)
  1177. Nov 10 00:15:22 <RogetGM> "I'm, uh, Sinister Finister. I assume you've come to destroy me on behalf of the hipsters?"
  1178. Nov 10 00:15:25 <Gara> Agility --> Melee
  1179. Nov 10 00:15:28 <Gara> "Yeah, pretty much."
  1180. Nov 10 00:15:37 <Echo> "Hipsters?"
  1181. Nov 10 00:15:37 <Gara> "You've sorta been a dick to them."
  1182. Nov 10 00:15:38 <Strifer> "Yeah, you're the bad guy, correct?"
  1183. Nov 10 00:15:46 <RogetGM> Note that he inside a really tough looking cage
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  1185. Nov 10 00:16:17 <RogetGM> "Well, only if you define ripping and tearing into hipster scum to be something amoral. In my defense, they're kinda weird and asshole-ish."
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  1187. Nov 10 00:16:36 <tretter> "Not gonna argue."
  1188. Nov 10 00:16:49 <Gara> "I'm a violinist." She's almost provoking him.
  1189. Nov 10 00:17:24 <RogetGM> "So, we occasionally pillage their cities, destroy their scarf and hat factories and shattering their undersea records. Blood and guts and all that fun stuff."
  1190. Nov 10 00:17:38 <Gara> "Yeah, it's not cool."
  1191. Nov 10 00:17:45 <Strifer> "Well, at the end of the day, everyone should be allowed to live their own lives."
  1192. Nov 10 00:17:58 <Gara> "Like, why do you go and kill them?"
  1193. Nov 10 00:18:01 <tretter> 6df+6 agility to thrown maneover. I don't know what I'm doing
  1194. Nov 10 00:18:01 <Glacon> tretter: agility to thrown maneover. I don't know what I'm doing: 5 (6df+6=0, -, 0, +, -, 0)
  1195. Nov 10 00:18:06 <Strifer> "And if that's scarfs and turn tables? Well, that's their choice."
  1196. Nov 10 00:18:12 <Echo> Jason decides to parley. "By pillaging, if need be."
  1197. Nov 10 00:18:29 <RogetGM> "So, uh, rainbow tail. We gonna go mano v sharko? We're prophesied to like, fight, and stuff. To the death."
  1198. Nov 10 00:18:35 <Strifer> 6df+8 perception to ranged. What looks like a good target on Mr. SF?
  1199. Nov 10 00:18:35 <Glacon> Strifer: perception to ranged. What looks like a good target on Mr. SF?: 8 (6df+8=0, +, -, +, 0, -)
  1200. Nov 10 00:18:40 <Maddy> "No."
  1201. Nov 10 00:19:01 <Gara> "Neh, fuck that, if there's a fight we're all going to murder the hell out of you. So lets just not do that."
  1202. Nov 10 00:19:04 <Maddy> Alice grimaces. "Mano a charko is no."
  1203. Nov 10 00:19:06 <RogetGM> Rick, you could punch him right in his bitch face. Everything else is kinda lava.
  1204. Nov 10 00:19:18 <Echo> Jason looks back at Alice, then at the shark.
  1205. Nov 10 00:19:26 <RogetGM> "don't be a pussy."
  1206. Nov 10 00:19:31 <DocLowell> Reeve thinks this all seems suspicious, and is looking about the place for any hint of shenanigans.
  1207. Nov 10 00:19:35 <Gara> "Don't be a bitch."
  1208. Nov 10 00:19:37 <Maddy> "Don't be a twat."
  1209. Nov 10 00:19:43 <Echo> 6df+6 Perception to ranged.
  1210. Nov 10 00:19:44 <Glacon> Echo: Perception to ranged.: 4 (6df+6=0, -, +, -, -, 0)
  1211. Nov 10 00:19:44 <Gara> "Come on, man."
  1212. Nov 10 00:19:51 <RogetGM> "This is an A and B conversation. C your way out."
  1213. Nov 10 00:20:09 <Maddy> "Oh my god everyone in this universe is an asshole."
  1214. Nov 10 00:20:11 <Gara> "Play ball here." Loren shoots near, but not at, him.
  1215. Nov 10 00:20:14 <Strifer> ". . ."
  1216. Nov 10 00:20:31 <Strifer> "Yeah, I say volcano everything."
  1217. Nov 10 00:20:45 <Gara> "Volcano everything sounds like a good idea."
  1218. Nov 10 00:20:51 <DocLowell> 6df+7 Searching for the shark behind the curtain or something.
  1219. Nov 10 00:20:52 <Glacon> DocLowell: Searching for the shark behind the curtain or something.: 7 (6df+7=-, -, +, +, +, -)
  1220. Nov 10 00:20:52 <Maddy> "We;re in the volcano now."
  1221. Nov 10 00:20:57 <Echo> Jason freezes as the shot, unsure of his this will affect negotiations.
  1222. Nov 10 00:21:02 <Echo> *how
  1223. Nov 10 00:21:13 <Echo> *at the shot
  1224. Nov 10 00:21:44 <Gara> "So, really, if you stop fucking with the mer people, I don't care what you do."
  1225. Nov 10 00:22:14 <RogetGM> "Well, I guess I'll just have to slaughter the lot of you, then." Suddenly, the cage busts open as lavashark pours past, with his spinning razor jaw of death roaring at them with all the expected amenities of a killer robot shark. Roll agility to get out of the way
  1226. Nov 10 00:22:37 <Echo> 6df+6 "NO! WAIT!"
  1227. Nov 10 00:22:37 <Glacon> Echo: "NO! WAIT!": 6 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, 0, +)
  1228. Nov 10 00:22:45 <Gara> 6df+6 "Okay, sure, I mean if you really want. I was cool with not."
  1229. Nov 10 00:22:45 <Glacon> Gara: "Okay, sure, I mean if you really want. I was cool with not.": 4 (6df+6=-, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  1230. Nov 10 00:22:53 <Wogglebug> Arthur's up in the rafters. Does he roll?
  1231. Nov 10 00:22:58 <RogetGM> Arthur is cool
  1232. Nov 10 00:23:23 <DocLowell> Reeve presumably found no conspicuous curtain hiding a shark puppeteer?
  1233. Nov 10 00:23:26 <Strifer> 6df+4 moving out of the way!
  1234. Nov 10 00:23:26 <Glacon> Strifer: moving out of the way!: 5 (6df+4=+, -, +, 0, -, +)
  1235. Nov 10 00:23:42 <tretter> 6df+6
  1236. Nov 10 00:23:43 <Glacon> tretter: 7 (6df+6=0, -, +, +, +, -)
  1237. Nov 10 00:23:55 <RogetGM> Reeve finds no such thing
  1238. Nov 10 00:23:55 <DocLowell> 6df+4 MOAR MIRACLE
  1239. Nov 10 00:23:55 <Glacon> DocLowell: MOAR MIRACLE: 2 (6df+4=-, 0, -, 0, -, +)
  1240. Nov 10 00:24:15 <RogetGM> 6df+8 ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? I THOUGHT NOT.
  1241. Nov 10 00:24:15 <Glacon> RogetGM: ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? I THOUGHT NOT.: 7 (6df+8=+, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  1242. Nov 10 00:24:52 <Maddy> 6df+6 rolling out the way a sorry
  1243. Nov 10 00:24:53 <Glacon> Maddy: rolling out the way a sorry: 4 (6df+6=0, -, -, +, 0, -)
  1244. Nov 10 00:25:12 * jedifanaway is now known as jedifan
  1245. Nov 10 00:25:32 <RogetGM> Alice, Reeve, Jason, Loren, Rick, pdef
  1246. Nov 10 00:25:44 <RogetGM> Reeve at -1 penalty
  1247. Nov 10 00:25:46 <Gara> 6df+6 I am the strongest. I refuse to suffer.
  1248. Nov 10 00:25:46 <Glacon> Gara: I am the strongest. I refuse to suffer.: 5 (6df+6=+, -, +, -, -, 0)
  1249. Nov 10 00:25:47 <Maddy> 6df+8 Squaaar cuuuube
  1250. Nov 10 00:25:47 <Glacon> Maddy: Squaaar cuuuube: 9 (6df+8=0, +, -, +, 0, 0)
  1251. Nov 10 00:25:56 <Strifer> 6df+7 pdef
  1252. Nov 10 00:25:56 <Glacon> Strifer: pdef: 3 (6df+7=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  1253. Nov 10 00:26:02 <Echo> 6df+6 Jason sticks Bob out in front of him, hoping to absorb the impact.
  1254. Nov 10 00:26:03 <Glacon> Echo: Jason sticks Bob out in front of him, hoping to absorb the impact.: 4 (6df+6=0, -, 0, +, -, -)
  1255. Nov 10 00:27:59 <DocLowell> 6df+4 [REDACTED]
  1256. Nov 10 00:27:59 <Glacon> DocLowell: [REDACTED]: 4 (6df+4=+, +, 0, -, 0, -)
  1257. Nov 10 00:28:11 <RogetGM> 6df+8 rawr
  1258. Nov 10 00:28:11 <Glacon> RogetGM: rawr: 5 (6df+8=0, -, -, 0, -, 0)
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  1260. Nov 10 00:28:52 <RogetGM> Everyone but Maddy and Loren, Sinister Finister grazes you with spinning teethblades and mag-ma. -1 body to y'all.
  1261. Nov 10 00:30:51 <RogetGM> Er Alice
  1262. Nov 10 00:30:53 <RogetGM> whatever
  1263. Nov 10 00:30:54 <RogetGM> names
  1264. Nov 10 00:30:56 <Maddy> I got it
  1265. Nov 10 00:31:34 <Strifer> Rick attempts to swing the trident as Sinister Finister goes past!
  1266. Nov 10 00:31:47 <Strifer> 6df+9 melee with bonus and maneuver!
  1267. Nov 10 00:31:48 <Glacon> Strifer: melee with bonus and maneuver!: 10 (6df+9=-, +, 0, +, -, +)
  1268. Nov 10 00:31:53 <Maddy> Alice twists expertly out of the way and tries to pewpewpew
  1269. Nov 10 00:31:57 <Maddy> 6df+8
  1270. Nov 10 00:31:58 <Glacon> Maddy: 7 (6df+8=+, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1271. Nov 10 00:32:00 <Gara> 6df+15 Last AP, Tagging both, Loren plunges forward, trident held back, until she's infront of Sinister Finister's face, and then buries the prongs into it.
  1272. Nov 10 00:32:00 <Glacon> Gara: Last AP, Tagging both, Loren plunges forward, trident held back, until she's infront of Sinister Finister's face, and then buries the prongs into it.: 12 (6df+15=-, -, -, +, 0, -)
  1273. Nov 10 00:32:14 <Wogglebug> 6df+6 Arthur fires from above.
  1274. Nov 10 00:32:14 <Glacon> Wogglebug: Arthur fires from above.: 7 (6df+6=+, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  1275. Nov 10 00:32:25 <Echo> 6df+8 Jason whirls away, firing back like the others with Bob, carefully zapping around Loren.
  1276. Nov 10 00:32:25 <Glacon> Echo: Jason whirls away, firing back like the others with Bob, carefully zapping around Loren.: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, +, 0, -)
  1277. Nov 10 00:32:36 <tretter> 6df+5 ranged, blah blah blah
  1278. Nov 10 00:32:37 <Glacon> tretter: ranged, blah blah blah: 6 (6df+5=-, +, -, 0, +, +)
  1279. Nov 10 00:33:17 <DocLowell> Sizzling and bleeding, Reeve narrows his eyes at the sharklavaborg and hefts Sangard as if to throw it! He doesn't- but he's trusting the natural design of the ancient weapon to carry the lazar home!
  1280. Nov 10 00:33:43 <DocLowell> 6df+10 Tagging Savage Arms
  1281. Nov 10 00:33:43 <Glacon> DocLowell: Tagging Savage Arms: 8 (6df+10=-, 0, -, -, +, 0)
  1282. Nov 10 00:34:11 <RogetGM> Everything seems ineffectual until Loren hits him directly in the face. Sinister Finister screams. "Not the face! NOT THE FAAAA-" before his body bloats up, and melts into the floor. The base begins to crumble around you, and the walls leaving you segregated from the open seas disintegrate, offering liberty! FREEDOM!
  1283. Nov 10 00:34:35 <Echo> "..."
  1284. Nov 10 00:34:38 <Maddy> "Lets get out of here!"
  1285. Nov 10 00:34:48 <Echo> Jason starts paddling off immediately.
  1286. Nov 10 00:34:50 <Maddy> She swims out~
  1287. Nov 10 00:34:50 <DocLowell> "We -are- out of here. There's no here left."
  1288. Nov 10 00:34:56 <Gara> "Well, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was easier then I thought it would be." Loren says this while swimming away.
  1289. Nov 10 00:35:16 <Maddy> "Don't say that Loreeeeenn."
  1290. Nov 10 00:35:17 <tretter> Ross follows the rest.
  1291. Nov 10 00:35:24 <DocLowell> Reeve peers about to see if Sinister Finister's cyborg face survived the melting.
  1292. Nov 10 00:35:27 <Gara> "I like cursing us."
  1293. Nov 10 00:35:31 <Strifer> Rick exfiltrates.
  1294. Nov 10 00:35:35 <Wogglebug> Arthur follows.
  1295. Nov 10 00:35:44 <Strifer> "Yeah, hardly any good loot."
  1296. Nov 10 00:36:15 <RogetGM> As they flee, the volcano doom fortress collapses, with lava melting in on itself. Outside, there is a group of merpeople cheering and also hiding behind a nearby block of coral, including Unicorn Seahorse. Behind them is something glinting metallic-ly.
  1297. Nov 10 00:37:17 <Gara> Loren points with her trident.
  1298. Nov 10 00:37:25 <Wogglebug> Arthur looks.
  1299. Nov 10 00:37:28 <Wogglebug> 6df+8
  1300. Nov 10 00:37:28 <Glacon> Wogglebug: 8 (6df+8=0, +, -, +, -, 0)
  1301. Nov 10 00:37:30 <Echo> Jason swims down to the merpeople.
  1302. Nov 10 00:37:43 <Echo> Might as well check out the glinty thing.
  1303. Nov 10 00:37:49 <RogetGM> "YOU DID IT!" Unicorn Seahorse gives Jason a MASSIVE HUG
  1304. Nov 10 00:38:02 <Echo> And return Bob, Seahorse's ancestral wea- Jason is hugged.
  1305. Nov 10 00:38:18 <DocLowell> Reeve follows with the others, eyes on the distant... glinty... thing.
  1306. Nov 10 00:38:21 * TheRaven has quit (Quit: Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free!)
  1307. Nov 10 00:38:30 <RogetGM> "We made you something! To thank you! We re-purposed the corpse of the metallic shark which consumed you, into something of freedom!"
  1308. Nov 10 00:38:44 <RogetGM> Everyone can see the sub is now shaped like a scarf fluttering in the wind.
  1309. Nov 10 00:39:06 <Maddy> "Awww thats sweet."
  1310. Nov 10 00:39:10 <tretter> "Fuck"
  1311. Nov 10 00:39:22 <tretter> "What'll the director say?"
  1312. Nov 10 00:39:23 <Echo> Jason pats Seahorse on the back, placatingly, and offers Bob back to him.
  1313. Nov 10 00:39:37 <Echo> "It wasn't just me. All of these people helped."
  1314. Nov 10 00:39:41 <DocLowell> "I agree with both'a ya. That's sweet. And what Ross said."
  1315. Nov 10 00:39:43 <Gara> "Thank you."
  1316. Nov 10 00:39:49 <Gara> "And he won't say a damn word."
  1317. Nov 10 00:39:51 <Strifer> "Totally claiming it as semi-destroyed for purposes of the pool."
  1318. Nov 10 00:39:51 <RogetGM> Seahorse Unicorn takes it. "We shall honor your legacy, all of your legacies."
  1319. Nov 10 00:40:52 <RogetGM> The sub awaits, gentlemen
  1320. Nov 10 00:41:26 <tretter> Ross gets in the "sub"
  1321. Nov 10 00:41:33 <Gara> Loren gets in the sub.
  1322. Nov 10 00:41:57 <Wogglebug> Arthur as well.
  1323. Nov 10 00:42:11 <Strifer> Rick swims in and looks for his abandoned ice cream.
  1324. Nov 10 00:42:19 <Echo> Jason swims toward it after bowing one last time to Seahorse, his original panic building back to where it started.
  1325. Nov 10 00:42:33 * tretter has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
  1326. Nov 10 00:42:48 <Gara> "This shit happens all the time."
  1327. Nov 10 00:43:04 <RogetGM> once everyone is in the sub, it begins to ascend.
  1328. Nov 10 00:43:24 <DocLowell> Reeve certainly has no interest in staying behind.
  1329. Nov 10 00:43:51 <Strifer> "Alice. I blame you for the loss of the remaining ice cream."
  1330. Nov 10 00:44:08 <Maddy> "Im sorry."
  1331. Nov 10 00:44:21 <RogetGM> They pretty much get the same treatment of blinding pain->passing out-> wake up with legs instead of fins.
  1332. Nov 10 00:44:25 <Strifer> "It's okay."
  1333. Nov 10 00:44:28 <DocLowell> Reeve raises a hand. "Hold it, hold it. I have a record of sleep eating. It was me, the whole time. I ate your underwater knife ice-creaAAAAA-"
  1334. Nov 10 00:44:29 <RogetGM> then they are in the sub bay of #farrecon
  1335. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sun Nov 10 00:45:13 2013
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