Luna Threadbumper

Blame Equestrian Breaker for this. And possibly a few more.

>Day Gravity Well in Equestria.
>It's been a few months since you've arrived in Pastel Pone land.
>During this time, Princess Luna has taken a liking to you.
>A VERY strong liking.
>You were now walking up to Luna's bedchambers in the wee hours of the night.
>You go to knock on the doors but they open inward on their own.
>”Hey there sailor, come to this port often?”
>There she was.
>Luna was splayed out seductively on her bed, ready and waiting for you.
>Damn, that's attractive.
>Wait a sec, that gives you an idea!
>You begin pantomiming like you were resisting being dragged towards Luna.
“Whoa! What is this...irresistible force! I can't fight it! It's like I'm being dragged towards something!”
>Luna is looking fairly confused now.
>”Anon, what are you doing?”
“Can't fight back! It's like I'm being pulled with the force of the Moon!”
>She suddenly gets what you were doing.
>She turns around and starts swaying her glorious hips at you.
>”You can't resist our lunar mass Anon. Give in to the attraction!”
>Time to implement your plan.
“It looks like it's time for a-”
>You rip your shirt off and leap all the way towards Luna's bed.
“CRASH LANDING!!!”
>Luna is giggling like crazy as you land on the bed.
>You strike a dramatic pose and shout at the top of your lungs.
“THIS IS ONE SMALL FUCK FOR MAN, AND ONE GIANT FUCK FOR MANKIND!!!”
>No one got any sleep in the castle because of the two of you.
>The following morning, Celestia booted you out of the castle because she couldn't sleep at all.
>You think she was just jealous she didn't get any dick.