Child Samuraichology... And Dittos. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

22:16:54: <Plutonis> Ah! So here we are again, good friends. It's the Twentieth and First day since the start of our journey, and the sun rises after a stormy night. The Tokugawa has been subsided, but the disappearance of Tadakatsu Honda and the mention of an 'auntie' pulling the strings still rouses the spirits of our heroes.
22:22:01: <Plutonis> (;_;)
22:22:47: <Giantree> (You forgot to open a scroll)
22:23:08: <Atsuko> (I just plain thought he was still wordsing. ... Whoops.)
22:24:26: ToKu is up early, taking a walk around camp with her tiny red Darumaka, which is jumping up and down on her shoulders.
22:26:05: Mitsuwa_Ichiro is up at sunrise, and begins to order men around on how to best get his prize back home.
22:28:13: Atsuko crops up out of one of the tents not too long after the others, held in his arms a tray with what's probably the closest thing to a good breakfast that could be produced on a battlefield... While being wrapped by his waaay big Drifblim. Reppu waves to Toku as the two emerge.
22:29:24: <ToKu> "Good morning, Lord Atsuko!" she says as she passes, then nods at Reppu. "You too, Reppu. Hmm, what's the plan for today?"
22:31:31: <Atsuko> "Good morning to you as well, Lady Toku," he responds promptly, bowing as much as his encumberance would safely permit. "We have Lord Ieyasu under watch on camp, and I was hoping we could have a word with him, should he be willing."
22:32:06: <Plutonis> You are a Daimyo, so you do get some good food! Delicious Taurus steak and green Sunkern leaf tea!
22:32:53: <ToKu> "A child that hides behind someone like Honda to rule as he does doesn't deserve to be called a lord."
22:32:57: Mitsuwa_Ichiro has already taken the liberty to check for poison on Atsuko's food
22:33:11: <ToKu> "But that sounds fair enough."
22:36:53: <Atsuko> "Even if he's not deserving, treating Ieyasu, at the very least, respectfully will hopefully result in him being more cooperative."
22:39:31: <ToKu> "Or less... May I accompany you?"
22:40:06: <Plutonis> It was not poisoned! Although a little bit salty, and the tea was too watery.
22:40:58: <Atsuko> "It never hurts to start with a more civil approach... You're more than welcome to join us, though."
22:41:15: ToKu nods.
22:42:14: Mitsuwa_Ichiro is sure the chastise the cook then.
22:43:09: <Atsuko> If no one has objections (over anything not cuisine-related, that is), Atsuko'll be leading the way towards Ieyasu's tent, then.
22:43:32: <Plutonis> Hey, you can't be too picky at a tent camp, no?
22:44:05: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> Sure you can. :3
22:44:19: <Atsuko> Hey, I'm already impressed they cooked him steak!
22:44:26: <Plutonis> Anyway, you reach the place where Ieyasu Tokugawa's been held! Eight guards are on its entrance, and not at you guys while leading you on the way in.
22:45:18: <Plutonis> The young boy is dressed on a small and crumpled kimono, and appears to be drawing on the sand with a stick, looking positevely bored.
22:46:51: <Atsuko> If there's anything he can knock on, like a wooden door or metal bars of gates or I don't know what kind of tent would have either of those things, to get the boy's attention, he'll do so before drawing near before calling to him. "Lord Ieyasu?"
22:47:39: ToKu hangs back a little, watching the boy with sharp eyes. What a disgraceful boy. Not even a shred of worry in his expression. No care for his men.
22:50:51: <Plutonis> (It's a tent)
22:51:03: <Plutonis> (It has no door or bars)
22:52:12: <Atsuko> Well, the point is he's getting Ieyasu's attention.
22:55:37: <Hitomi> Hitomi was totally there the entire time. She just hasn't really had anything to say!
23:00:52: <Atsuko> ... Does Ieyasu react at all when Atsuko calls out for him? Or is he just gonna sit there and play with his stick all day if we were to let him, deliberately ignoring us...?
23:02:05: <Hitomi> If he does do that, he might find his stick suddenly floating beyond his reach. Telekinesis used for completely mature purposes!
23:03:06: <Plutonis> "Fuck off, you bastard!" Ieyasu throws the stick at Atsuko's eye while blowing a raspberry at him!
23:03:09: <Plutonis> 1d20 stick
23:03:10: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, stick: 5 [1d20=5]
23:03:59: Atsuko calmly steps out of the way of the stick. It's just a stick, right? How hard could he throw it? 'sides, 2 Evasion means it prob misses.
23:04:03: <Plutonis> It hits Atsuko's eye. Ow. "You shitheads better let me go!"
23:04:08: <Atsuko> ... Or not.
23:05:14: <Hitomi> Can one accurately throw a stick at someone's eye? With a roll like that it's probably just going to hit the side of his head. Or not, but it should have. "Give us a better reason than 'because you said so' or 'because Honda will beat us up'. Former is laughable, and we just beat Honda up earlier."
23:06:22: <Plutonis> "You fucknugget shitball assfaces!" He then spits at Hitomi's feet and throws sand at Ichiro. Holy moly this kid has no manners at all! "Y-you didn't beat Honda! He's invincible, so he'll come back and rip your spines off!"
23:07:10: <Atsuko> He winces as the stick bounces off his face, aaalmost spilling his meal on the floor. Almost. But he doesn't. "Please, calm down, Ieyasu... I have no intention of hurting you further. Though Honda won't be coming to save you any time soon. We lost track of him after he was swept away by the current of the river."
23:08:23: <Atsuko> Atsuko sets the meal down next to Ieyasu's bed-like object before stepping away. "I thought it best to ensure you at least were being fed properly."
23:08:26: <Hitomi> "I wouldn't doubt his coming back. But we did get his weapon (somehow), and technically defeated him." She doesn't get close enough to allow him to try. "But yes, calm down."
23:12:11: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Show some respect, Ieyasu. You are in the presence of our lord."
23:12:58: <Plutonis> "You tried to beat an eleven-year old, you... White-haired bastard!" He again sticks his tongue out at Atsuko.
23:13:40: <Plutonis> He then picks up the meal and throws it at Ichiro's face. "Here's your respect, you armored fat faggot!"
23:14:12: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, Catch attempt: 18 [1d20=13]
23:14:12: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20+5 Catch attempt
23:14:14: <Hitomi> Is this how her other brother was when they were younger?
23:14:46: <Atsuko> "Don't take it personally, Ieyasu... People generally don't enjoy having other people try and lop their heads off with inhumanly oversized spears." Aaand probably, Shuku. It's your eighth birthday aaaall over again.
23:15:22: <Plutonis> Ichiro manages to catch the food in midair! Mad reflexes.
23:15:23: <Hitomi> LOVELY. On recognizing this, she lets out a sigh.
23:15:39: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Prisoners don
23:15:44: <ToKu> "What a spoiled, petulant brat." she has a glare in her eye. "You are not too old to grow up a eunuch."
23:15:47: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> *don't get to waste food."
23:17:43: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Well, if you're not going to eat it, Ill give it to someone who will."
23:17:52: Mitsuwa_Ichiro gives the food to some pokemon.
23:18:37: <ToKu> Toku's monkey will gladly take the food if none of Ichiro's will!
23:19:47: Mitsuwa_Ichiro feeds some to Hammer and Genbu.
23:21:47: <Atsuko> "Lord Ieyasu, please... I'd like to try and speak with you as your equal, not talking down to you as if I were your caretaker." He drops down to one knee and offers a hand to the boy.
23:22:54: Mitsuwa_Ichiro sighs slightly.
23:23:43: <Plutonis> He jumps back at Toku's threat! "G-gah! Well, you won't take my balls!"
23:24:10: <Plutonis> Ieyasu then bites Atsuko's hand.
23:24:18: <Plutonis> 1d20 NOM
23:24:52: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, NOM: 2 [1d20=2]
23:25:18: <Atsuko> Ieyasu gets a toothful of gold instead.
23:25:20: <Plutonis> And ends up snapping the air.
23:25:27: <Plutonis> Or that. OW
23:27:30: Atsuko turns his head back a moment, speaking briefly before engaging Ieyasu once more. "Lady Toku, may I ask that you refrain from threatening the boy?" For everything Ieyasu's tried to do to the group so far, Atsuko still seems to have his head intact.
23:27:47: <Atsuko> ... Well, obviously intact, but he's still keeping his cool.
23:27:54: <ToKu> She almost goes on a tirade against the boy, but glances at Atsuko and holds her tongue.
23:29:03: <Hitomi> "...Though your normal show of respect to others isn't a terrible thing, it's probably only going to make him even more like this. If he just realized that if he just got the whole 'talking' thing out of the way, we'd leave him be, and he'd be out of here a lot sooner..." Ho-hum.
23:29:28: <Plutonis> "I'm a daimyo, you bastards! You are the ones who should be bowing!"
23:29:38: <Plutonis> Atsuko gets kicked on the shins meanwhile.
23:30:46: <ToKu> "Not anymore you're not."
23:30:56: <ToKu> "Your lands have been seized. Your armies driven back and broken."
23:31:38: <ToKu> "The only one that would still fully recognize your lordship was washed away with the rain."
23:31:49: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Not to mention your pet has been defeated."
23:32:08: <Hitomi> "...Were you even really a daimyo to begin with? Asides from the position, which alone, doesn't mean that much."
23:32:46: <Plutonis> "...U-uuuu..." The little kid hiccups after being reminded of that. "Uuuuu... You jeeerks..." Tears form up on his eyes.
23:33:18: Atsuko takes the kicking, not particularly reacting to being kicked. Hell, even if it hurts, he was just letting it happen, remaining silent throughout before the kid started crying.
23:33:21: <Plutonis> "Uweeeeeeeeh!" And here comes the waterworks! "I hope you die! Tadakatsuuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeh!"
23:35:00: ToKu just stares with unpitying eyes.
23:35:25: Hitomi shares Toku's actions. There be no pity in the women here.
23:35:27: Mitsuwa_Ichiro rolls his eyes.
23:36:19: <Atsuko> Once Ieyasu's fully reduced himself to a pile of waterworks, Atsuko simply moves himself from the ground and repositions himself to sitting on Ieyasu's sleeping quarters.
23:36:58: <ToKu> "This is a waste of time. I bet he doesn't even know anything useful."
23:37:23: <ToKu> "No one would trust someone like him with valuable information anyway."
23:37:59: <Hitomi> "On the contrary, he does. Had he not, I'd be using my time reading. ...Though I guess I should have grabbed a book anyway."
23:39:03: ToKu frowns. Clearly Hitomi is not going to let her try reverse psychology on the brat.
23:42:01: <Plutonis> He's too busy crying to be fooled by your reverse psych!
23:42:02: <ToKu> "There's not many times when I'd recommend the use of torture in an interrogation, but..."
23:42:15: ToKu looks thoughtful.
23:42:30: <ToKu> "What's your take?" she quietly asks Ichiro.
23:42:32: <Plutonis> "Uweeeeeh-! Stupid Auntie---- I should have never listened to yoooouwweeeeeeeeeh!"
23:43:22: <Hitomi> That's clearly because he's just going to not say a damned thing, for good or bad. She's not too far away from just TELEPATHY FUCK THIS anyway. "I'd...as great as that sounds, I'm not that bad, and we really have enough bad karma as it is. By the way, there's the hint of information, since you missed it due to not being here yet."
23:43:51: <ToKu> "Auntie, you say?"
23:44:00: <ToKu> "So who's this auntie?"
23:45:29: <Plutonis> "*sniffle!* Go to hell, you black-haired bitch! I'll never tell anything about Auntie Motonari!" He sticks a tongue out at Toku while saying that.
23:45:40: <Plutonis> "..."
23:45:50: <Plutonis> "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
23:46:00: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Aunt Motonari, eh?"
23:46:38: <Plutonis> (; ꒪Д꒪)
23:46:59: <ToKu> "Such a good little boy, aren't you?" she pats him on the head, mockingly.
23:47:08: <Plutonis> Hey who would have guessed? He's a moron.
23:47:12: ToKu puts on her fakest smile.
23:47:45: <ToKu> "Motonari Mori, huh... guess that means the peace talks won't go over so well. We had best get mobilized."
23:47:59: <Hitomi> Maybe his thoughts are in a panic, now? Shit, let's use this time to READ HIS MIND. Just for any extras.
23:48:09: <ToKu> *switch those two for weeaboo name order
23:49:37: <sofacoin> Coyo: That, or touching kids
23:49:45: <ToKu> (What)
23:49:58: <sofacoin> Toku: Backstory.
23:50:14: <ToKu> (Don't talk in here, sofa, there's an OOC channel)
23:51:15: <Plutonis> Hitomi finds out that the kid is terrified!
23:51:44: <Plutonis> And that yes, it was Motonari Mori who convinced him to invade, promising him the Suruga province ownership if he won.
23:53:15: <Hitomi> "...He really is a kid." Sigh.
23:53:22: <Plutonis> "I-i'm not telling anything else!"
23:54:08: <ToKu> "Yes, yes, fine. You've outlived your usefulness anyway. Have fun being a prisoner until you decide to behave."
23:54:27: <ToKu> "I'm sure you'd rather have us on your good side once Motonari finds out who let that slip anyway."
23:54:44: <Hitomi> "...Did you think she was actually going to give that to you in the first place?"
23:55:33: <Hitomi> "Or at least let you keep it for any normal length of time, at any rate."
23:56:06: <Plutonis> "Yeah, you have outlived your usefulness all right, you little prick." "Ya shouldn't have spilled the beans, y'know." "Guess keeping tabs at ya was a good idea." You hear those different voices come out from the outside as three of the guards enter the tent, fully armed and with a dangerous glance on their faces.
23:56:40: <ToKu> "...Spies, huh?"
23:56:57: ToKu wheels around.
23:58:01: <ToKu> "We can't let them leave here alive."
23:58:10: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "No argument there."
23:58:20: <Plutonis> "Guess it's time for Plan B." One of the guards laugh. "Hahaha, yeah that's our line, y'know."
23:59:14: <Plutonis> The three men start to change color into a disgusting pink, their faces distorting into a :) shape. "Ieyasu! We're gonna do what you failed and then kill your ass! Get ready!"
00:01:46: <Hitomi> "It seems our streak of bad luck isn't over. A shame that Toku's good luck wasn't enough to end it." Hitomi is ALWAYS ARMED. "And I guess I know that the ones we sent are clearly in trouble now--oh my." Dittos, too. "...Not bad. I guess I'll learn something from the impending war that's to follow this." FUN TIMES.
00:02:15: ToKu draws her borrowed spear! Where was she keeping that thing anyway?
00:04:06: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Fools! You think you can defeat us?!"
00:04:10: Mitsuwa_Ichiro draws his spear
00:05:02: <ToKu> "Luck or no luck, these creatures won't prove much trouble."
00:05:15: <ToKu> "The implications are far worse."
00:05:15: <Plutonis> Atsuko is then punched down by a bright pink tentacle. He does a handsome face even with a broken nose as he falls down on the floor. "Punched on the face/by sneaky traitor dittoes/am unconscious now"
00:05:26: <Plutonis> He then crumples after that Haiku.
00:06:53: <Hitomi> And for good measure, out comes her Combusken! Katsu takes the field! Her target: that asshole that punched Atsuko. :(
00:06:57: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Ack! You'll pay for that!"
00:07:16: Mitsuwa_Ichiro lets out Echigoya!
00:07:21: <Hitomi> It has 17 speed! Hitomi has 12 DEX! And also two actions, even without Atsuko!
00:08:00: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1 speed 20 dex
00:10:12: <Plutonis> (Toku?)
00:12:27: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, Spear strike on Ditto A: 3 [1d20=3]
00:12:27: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 Spear strike on Ditto A
00:13:12: Mitsuwa_Ichiro whiffs it.
00:13:46: <Plutonis> As Ichiro swings at the Ditto, he notices the pink blob turns into... Himself? And strikes Ichiro back with a weapon just like his!
00:14:09: <Plutonis> 1d20 Spear!
00:14:12: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Spear!: 1 [1d20=1]
00:14:23: <Plutonis> Hey, he even mirrors missing as well!
00:15:42: <Plutonis> (Hitomin)
00:17:21: <Hitomi> Hitomi gets two actions! She uses the first to CALL OUT THE SUN so hard it probably goes through the tent. And she uses the second to cut the ditto that gave Atsuko a punch, with a weapon she only just gets to use!
00:17:29: <Hitomi> 1d20 SLASH!
00:17:30: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, SLASH!: 16 [1d20=16]
00:18:02: <Plutonis> (Hitto)
00:18:17: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Weak, but it's Fire and it's In The Sun! That counts for something, but it's the next part that REALLY counts!: 18 [2d10=2,7]
00:18:17: <Hitomi> 2d10+5+4 Weak, but it's Fire and it's In The Sun! That counts for something, but it's the next part that REALLY counts!
00:20:26: <Plutonis> The Ditto is ignited with sunpower! Unfortunately it can go both ways, as it turns into Hitomi... And picks up a fire summoning charm, sending a flame column at Hitomi, Katsu and Ichiro!
00:20:29: <Plutonis> 1d20 Flamethrower
00:20:30: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Flamethrower: 18 [1d20=18]
00:20:38: <Plutonis> (Aw almost burn)
00:20:59: <Plutonis> 4d12+16+6+16
00:21:00: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 4d12+16+6+16: 59 [4d12=5,3,11,2]
00:21:02: <Hitomi> OK NOW HOW DOES IT COPY THAT.
00:21:18: <Plutonis> (86 damage!)
00:21:58: <Plutonis> "Whatever you do!" "We can do better!" "That's how we surpass humans!"
00:22:19: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Well you certainly did miss better than I did."
00:22:23: Mitsuwa_Ichiro cracks a smile.
00:22:27: <Plutonis> A gout of flames engulfs the tent, burning half of it away as the three are burned horribly!
00:22:39: <Plutonis> (Does Ichiro says that as he gets flamed)
00:23:15: <Plutonis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFL5XGzUKiw Battle Theme
00:23:25: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Before he does.)
00:23:58: ToKu notes the ditto transformations, and hangs back, waving the banner on her spear and psyching Hammer up! She keeps her cool despite things.
00:24:11: Mitsuwa_Ichiro reflects the flame back.
00:24:25: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 160 damage!
00:24:55: <Hitomi> ...At least it's NVE against Katsu! So...86-6=80...FUCKING DAMMIT. 40 Damage to Katsu is just enough to take it STRAIGHT TO 0. As in, it hits 0/40 instead of like -1/40. God damn it. Hitomi herself takes MAJOR DAMAGE as well! "Gah..." Replacing Katsu with Inugami, a ZOMBIE GROWLITHE!
00:25:49: <ToKu> "What shall YOU do, I wonder."
00:29:05: <Plutonis> The third Ditto transforms into Toku! It flashes a banner much like the samurai girl's, but uses it to mock and laugh at the poor Hammer, lowering his attack!
00:29:09: <Plutonis> (Stat Subverted~)
00:29:12: <Hitoni> Oh, and the Zombie Growlithe has 10 speed.
00:29:35: <Plutonis> (can you do that AFTER your turn though?)
00:29:52: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Is ditto hitomi still up after taking 160 damage?)
00:30:04: <Plutonis> (Yes, but hurt as hell!)
00:30:12: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (k)
00:30:52: <Plutonis> In fact, it does it again at Echigoya! His attack drops two combat stages as well, as the poor creature is probably too embaressed to fight.
00:32:38: <Plutonis> The firebreathing Ditto then sends out a blue speck of flame at Ichiro, mad at being countered by him. "The ones you trust will betray you." It says on Hitomi's voice.
00:32:41: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Willy Wisp: 2 [1d20=2]
00:32:41: <Plutonis> 1d20 Willy Wisp
00:32:48: <kain> !dm9001 lastlines #10
00:33:03: <Plutonis> (Hammer's turn!)
00:33:08: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Your aim is lousy."
00:33:13: Mitsuwa_Ichiro dodges it easily.
00:34:29: <Tokuhime> "Is this some sort of attempt to demoralize us? Are you going to taunt me about my brothers and my father next? Pathetic, you cannont tarnish our resolve. Hammer! Fire Punch!"
00:34:46: <Tokuhime> She directs her Darumaka to slam the shit out of the Hitomi ditto!
00:34:52: <Tokuhime> 1d20
00:34:52: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
00:35:34: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, prob control that will o wisp!: 13 [1d20=13]
00:35:34: <Plutonis> 1d20 prob control that will o wisp!
00:35:38: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, * 1.5: 61 [3d10=2,1,3]
00:35:38: <Tokuhime> 3d10+12+26+12+5 * 1.5
00:35:49: <Plutonis> The fireball turns in midair and sets Ichiro's butt on fire!
00:36:00: <Tokuhime> 91 damage to Hitomiditto
00:36:04: <Plutonis> The Darumaka however, knocks the Ditto out cold!
00:36:18: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Gaaah!"
00:37:51: <Plutonis> The Ditto who looks like Ichiro meanwhile transforms into Echigoya, and slaps the real Makuhita's face with his two hands!
00:37:56: <Plutonis> 1d20 fake out!
00:37:57: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, fake out!: 3 [1d20=3]
00:38:09: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> AC?
00:38:22: <Plutonis> (2, so hit)
00:38:33: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> Yep.
00:38:39: <Plutonis> 1d12+6+6 damage
00:38:40: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, damage: 23 [1d12=11]
00:38:57: <Plutonis> Echigoya is flinched... Turn back to Ichiro!
00:39:08: Mitsuwa_Ichiro cannot act
00:40:36: <Plutonis> Ditto A, still on Makuhita form, sends out a gust of wind at Hammer, pushing it back into Toku's apricornball!
00:40:40: <Plutonis> 1d20 Whirlwind
00:40:42: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Whirlwind: 18 [1d20=18]
00:41:26: <Tokuhime> And he's recalled!
00:41:49: Tokuhime replaces him with Leaf!
00:42:03: <Plutonis> (NOW hitomi can recall as well)
00:42:06: <Tokuhime> The Bayleef ROARS as sunlight fills her veins!
00:42:15: <Tokuhime> Speed 20!
00:43:06: <Plutonis> (Also Hitomi's turn~)
00:43:48: <Hitoni> She does! That Inugami described earlier is sent out! Hitomi attempts to reclaim her vital functions by SUDDENLY PIGGING OUT.
00:44:07: <Hitoni> 4d10+40 Not one, but two Magikarp Sushis!
00:44:08: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitoni, Not one, but two Magikarp Sushis!: 69 [4d10=7,5,10,7]
00:44:31: <Hitoni> Hot. 24+69=93! She's back in business!
00:44:49: <Plutonis> Toku's turn!
00:45:02: Tokuhime Stat Subversions Ditto A and then follows up with another Positive Press on Leaf.
00:45:24: <Tokuhime> -2 combat stages for the fake makuhita's attack
00:45:56: <Plutonis> "We are the fallen sons of Urmaresheron." "Even as he dies, we are still living."
00:46:09: <Plutonis> "Motonari gave us a purpose." "That purpose means you to die!"
00:47:20: <Tokuhime> "Urma... who?"
00:47:59: <Plutonis> The ditto formerly disguised as Toku transforms into Leaf! It then sends out a healing pulse at Ditto B, revivifying it. "Three are united!"
00:48:29: <Tokuhime> "End it, Leaf."
00:48:33: <Plutonis> It's the real Bayleef's turn now though.
00:48:37: <Tokuhime> The bayleef bellows and charges!
00:48:46: <Tokuhime> 1d20 Natural Gift on the fake Bayleef
00:48:46: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, Natural Gift on the fake Bayleef: 12 [1d20=12]
00:49:05: <Tokuhime> The Cheri Berry Leaf is carrying explodes into fire!
00:49:25: <Tokuhime> 2d10+8+34+12 * 1.5
00:49:26: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, * 1.5: 59 [2d10=3,2]
00:49:33: <Tokuhime> Fire type Natural Gift!
00:50:10: <Plutonis> The fake Leaf disappears into the air, leaving a Bayleef-shaped doll on its stead. It's destroyed by the Cheri Berry bomb though!
00:50:58: Tokuhime frowns with displeasure.
00:51:10: <Plutonis> Inugami's turn anyway~
00:52:29: <Hitomi> 1d20 A mental command of FIRE FANG to finish what the Bayleef started! As in, WHILE IT'S A GRASS TYPE, MAKE IT REGRET THAT!
00:52:30: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, A mental command of FIRE FANG to finish what the Bayleef started! As in, WHILE IT'S A GRASS TYPE, MAKE IT REGRET THAT!: 1 [1d20=1]
00:52:36: <Hitomi> 1d20 Probability Control!
00:52:37: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Probability Control!: 8 [1d20=8]
00:52:40: <Plutonis> Ahem, it's hit by fire, but it does leave a sub anyway~ It's really hurt but...
00:52:50: <Plutonis> (Firefang hits the sub!)
00:53:27: <Hitomi> Blow me. In any case, there's no real reason to roll, considering 25% is obviously getting mown through, but let's do that anyway!
00:53:33: <Plutonis> (Roll damage to see if it's destroyed)
00:54:28: <Hitomi> 3d8+10+16+4 Plus SUN bonus and likely Super Effective!
00:54:29: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Plus SUN bonus and likely Super Effective!: 36 [3d8=1,2,3]
00:54:37: <Hitomi> I love you too Dicemaid.
00:54:50: <Plutonis> Eh, the Doll is torn into pieces anyway.
00:55:13: <Tokuhime> "Finish it quickly... Leaf can heal herself."
00:55:35: <Plutonis> The revived Hitomi ditto meanwhile firefangs the real Bayleef!
00:55:40: <Plutonis> 1d20 Fire Fang~
00:55:40: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Fire Fang~: 7 [1d20=7]
00:55:56: <Tokuhime> mhm
00:56:02: <Plutonis> 3d8+10+16+4 Plus SUN bonus and likely Super Effective! (tee hee)
00:56:03: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Plus SUN bonus and likely Super Effective! (tee hee): 47 [3d8=3,6,8]
00:56:27: <Tokuhime> KO's here, but not enough for a DST!
00:56:29: <Tokuhime> *her
00:56:34: <Plutonis> By turning into zombie dog. Yeah.
00:58:52: <Plutonis> Ichiro Ditto meanwhile does nothing for the moment... Echigoya's turn!
01:00:19: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 fakeout on the ichiro ditto
01:00:20: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, fakeout on the ichiro ditto: 8 [1d20=8]
01:00:58: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d12+6+7
01:00:59: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 1d12+6+7: 17 [1d12=4]
01:02:41: <Plutonis> He detects that and moves out of the way!
01:02:47: <Plutonis> Ichiro's turn though~
01:03:33: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 spear oon ditto B
01:03:34: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, spear oon ditto B: 10 [1d20=10]
01:04:38: <Plutonis> (Hits Hitomitto!)
01:04:47: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 2d10+8+6+6+5
01:04:48: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 2d10+8+6+6+5: 42 [2d10=9,8]
01:05:21: <Plutonis> (Erm, Inugamitto)
01:05:31: <Giantree> (Doggitto)
01:06:06: <Plutonis> It's again next to be knocked out. In fact, only Ichiritto was the only one unhurt!
01:06:35: <Plutonis> Ichiritto does smack Echigoya with a spear though.
01:06:39: <Plutonis> 1d20 spear
01:06:40: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, spear: 9 [1d20=9]
01:06:45: <Plutonis> 2d10+8+6+6+5
01:06:46: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 2d10+8+6+6+5: 32 [2d10=6,1]
01:07:38: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> Echigoya grabs the spear and pushes it back into Ichirotto! 52 damage
01:07:43: <Plutonis> (Hitomin~)
01:09:04: <Hitomi> It's taken the form of Ichiro. As long as it has that form, a heavy attack will provoke a very bad retaliation. She'll have to make due with a whole lot of pestering. First is first: Will-o-wisp!
01:09:08: <Hitomi> 1d20
01:09:09: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
01:09:16: <Hitomi> Yeah, that should do.
01:10:21: <Hitomi> Second: Astonish! Purely for the flinch chance, really. Even if it is shit.
01:10:23: <Hitomi> 1d20
01:10:24: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
01:10:29: <Hitomi> ...It's good enough, though!
01:10:46: <Hitomi> 1d10+4+4
01:10:47: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, 1d10+4+4: 16 [1d10=8]
01:11:07: <Plutonis> Burned and Flinched!
01:12:05: <Plutonis> Inugamitto turns back into Hitomi and sends a plume of Lava at Toku!
01:12:09: <Plutonis> 1d20 Lava Plume
01:12:10: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Lava Plume: 1 [1d20=1]
01:12:18: <Plutonis> 1d20 PROB CONTROL
01:12:20: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, PROB CONTROL: 5 [1d20=5]
01:12:34: <Tokuhime> yep
01:13:29: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 3d10+12+16+6: 49 [3d10=2,7,6]
01:13:29: <Plutonis> 3d10+12+16+6
01:13:38: <Plutonis> (x 1.5~)
01:13:43: Tokuhime is injured, but not badly.
01:13:48: <Tokuhime> "Weak!"
01:13:50: Tokuhime sends out her Luxio! "Lightning Bolt Through the Summer Storm's Horizons, come forth!" she declares (speed 11) while charging forward at the fake Bayleef with her own spear.
01:13:55: <Tokuhime> 1d20
01:13:56: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
01:14:13: <Tokuhime> 1d12+6+7
01:14:14: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, 1d12+6+7: 15 [1d12=2]
01:14:15: <Plutonis> "All of that to kill a kid." "What a bother." "We kill the Daimyo as well, that will be a good extra!"
01:14:29: Tokuhime isn't one to take much herself.
01:14:46: <Plutonis> The fakeleef really isn't really affected by that.
01:15:04: <Hitomi> ...Wait, extra? Did someone stab the jerk when she wasn't looking?
01:15:25: <Plutonis> (Uh?)
01:15:48: <Tokuhime> "You'll have to get through us first!"
01:15:59: <Plutonis> The Ditto transforms at a Luxio... And electrifies Ichiro by shooting a Thunder Wave at him!
01:16:12: <Hitomi> That sounded very past tense. As if the kid already died. Did he?
01:16:22: <Plutonis> It then lets out a fearsome Roar at the real Luxio!
01:16:28: <Tokuhime> (Implying plutonis is good with tenses)
01:16:39: <Hitomi> Well it's worth checking!
01:16:47: <Plutonis> 1d20 roar
01:16:47: <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, roar: 1 [1d20=1]
01:16:54: <Hitomi> Like, maybe he pissed himself or something. :V
01:16:55: <Tokuhime> Bark
01:17:01: <Plutonis> Arrf arrf
01:17:11: <Hitomi> ("Bark.")
01:17:13: <Plutonis> Real dog... Tiger.
01:17:27: <Tokuhime> Bolt growls over the fake one, cutting it off.
01:17:57: <Tokuhime> And then...
01:18:10: <Tokuhime> Well rivalry first off, I assume they copied gender
01:18:35: <Plutonis> (Yep)
01:18:59: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]; Double Kicks at fake Hitomi and fake Bolt!: 9 [1d20=9]
01:18:59: <Tokuhime> 1d20;1d20 Double Kicks at fake Hitomi and fake Bolt!
01:19:26: <Tokuhime> That'll hit the fake bolt if it's using his own stats
01:19:36: <Tokuhime> And I doubt Hitomi has three evasion
01:19:44: <Hitomi> She only has 1!
01:20:11: <Tokuhime> 1d10+4+34+12 to both then
01:20:12: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, to both then: 60 [1d10=10]
01:20:43: <Tokuhime> The luxio spins around, rapidly kicking at the dittos!
01:24:12: <Plutonis> They are both knocked out by that!
01:24:38: <Plutonis> Inugami's turn!
01:24:43: <Tokuhime> "Now, take care of the last one before he escapes!"
01:24:51: <Plutonis> "This isn't good...!"
01:25:29: <Hitomi> What form does that Ditto have, now? You know, just in case. So I don't go 'NVE LOL' at a bad time!
01:27:22: <Plutonis> It's humanform now!
01:28:03: <Hitoni> 1d20 Yay! Sadly it already went through Fire Fang, so Flame Wheel! It's the best she can do, sadly. :(
01:28:04: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitoni, Yay! Sadly it already went through Fire Fang, so Flame Wheel! It's the best she can do, sadly. :(: 7 [1d20=7]
01:28:58: <Hitomi> 2d10+8+16+4 Fire is great, at least! *1.5 and all that!
01:28:59: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Fire is great, at least! *1.5 and all that!: 45 [2d10=10,7]
01:30:05: <Plutonis> Flinched so he takes that!
01:31:00: <Plutonis> And it's Echigoya's turn now. The Ditto huffs and puffs, but unlike his comrades he's not showing signs of actually going down!
01:31:16: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 5d10 ARMTHRUST
01:31:17: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, ARMTHRUST: 31 [5d10=6,9,5,6,5]
01:31:45: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (AC4)
01:32:47: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> *Whoops wrong die)
01:32:50: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 5d20
01:32:52: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 5d20: 32 [5d20=4,11,3,9,5]
01:33:28: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (>Actually roll better on a d10. ffffff)
01:33:38: <Plutonis> (L-O-L)
01:34:21: <Plutonis> Ichiritto dodges the arm thrusts from Echigoya!
01:34:27: <Plutonis> Real Ichiro now though!
01:35:41: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, Spear attack!: 13 [1d20=13]
01:35:41: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 Spear attack!
01:36:10: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 2d10+8+6+6+5
01:36:11: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 2d10+8+6+6+5: 30 [2d10=1,4]
01:38:22: <Plutonis> The Ichiritto is pierced! He gives out a savage scream and transforms into a large Braviary, grabbing his two companions with large talons. "I'm not going to die here! I survived fighting those bastards at the Eastern Isles, damn it!"
01:39:16: <Hitomi> "Oh? I suppose you can tell us what happened there, then?" The answer will likely be 'no' or something, but it doesn't hurt!
01:39:34: <Plutonis> (Now it's a good time to wake up Atsuko!)
01:41:26: <Hitomi> ...Though she doesn't speak if they just flew away off camera at high speeds. Because that'd be silly.
01:41:54: <Atsuko> Rustle rustle. Rustle rustle. The sheets shift beneath Atsuko as he begins to stir, slowly rising from his getting-punched-square-in-the-face-ness. Being pretty does nothing to make being punched in the face hurt less :<
01:42:23: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "You alright my lord?"
01:44:43: <Atsuko> If he were a not-nice daimyo, the response would be 'no, you useless sack of shit, bodyguard! Forty lashings!' ... But he is, so as he holds the place he got bopped, he merely nods, appreciative of the concern. "... What of Lord Ieyasu, though?"
01:45:10: <Atsuko> He begins scanning the room to check, since them saying 'we're gonna kill the little kid' was amongst the last things he remembers before getting knocked out.
01:45:22: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Couldn't do shit. You were afk etc.)
01:45:57: <Atsuko> (I know! I was saying what he would probably say if he WASN'T a nice daimyo :3)
01:48:58: <Plutonis> He's under the bedding, cowering for his own life!
01:49:06: <Plutonis> And sniveling like before.
01:52:12: <Tokuhime> "Lord Atsuko, we can't let them get away!"
01:53:19: Mitsuwa_Ichiro bellows! "ARCHERS! TAKE OUT THAT BRAVIARY!"
01:54:08: <Atsuko> A bit sluggish, he would've been moving towards Ieyasu... But then Toku points out the Braviary. Oh, hey! "... Indeed we shall not!" Oh, hey, Harpoon Gauntlet! Guess what IT can do if he can actually hit the Braviary? ... Can he at least take a crack at the Braviary?
01:54:23: <Plutonis> It's pretty far up while you guys tried to get your Daimyo back up... And as you leave, you can notice the corpses of the other five guards stationed in front of the tent.
01:55:45: <Tokuhime> "Dammit..."
01:56:10: Tokuhime attempts to throw her spear! Like, well, a spear.
01:56:15: <DiceMaid-9001> Tokuhime, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
01:56:15: <Tokuhime> 1d20
01:56:22: Mitsuwa_Ichiro attempts to do the same 1d20
01:56:27: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20
01:56:28: <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
01:56:54: <Atsuko> Well, it's worth a shot, anyways! Tendou mounted atop the Gauntlet, he fires two shots!
01:57:02: <Atsuko> 2d20 Twineedle, go!
01:57:03: <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, Twineedle, go!: 28 [2d20=10,18]
01:57:10: <Hitomi> Hitomi totally didn't bat an eye for getting Atsuko up. If that thing tried flying up, SHE'D ATTACK IT AGAIN. ...Shit, Lava Plume roll just because.
01:57:14: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
01:57:14: <Hitomi> 1d20
01:57:19: <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, PROBABILITY CONTROL: 17 [1d20=17]
01:57:19: <Hitomi> 1d20 PROBABILITY CONTROL
01:57:53: <Plutonis> Fweeep
01:57:56: <Plutonis> Fweoooop
01:57:58: <Plutonis> Fwooong
01:58:48: <Plutonis> The spears fly up a few meters but land on the ground! One of the harpoons barely grazes the Braviary's wing, yet it manages to escape while giving you 'the bird'
01:58:56: <Plutonis> See, it's because it turned into a bird.
01:59:11: <Tokuhime> "Tch."
01:59:19: <Tokuhime> "Maybe it'll die from its burn."
01:59:22: <Hitomi> What about the fire? At was the best roll of the bunch. :(
01:59:33: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (The archers I yell at get any luck?)
01:59:36: <Hitomi> ...Save the second twinneedle, anyway.
01:59:37: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Dammit!"
01:59:48: Mitsuwa_Ichiro rushes to get his spear.
01:59:53: Tokuhime kneels and frowns at the men.
02:00:19: <Tokuhime> "Rest well, brave ones. Your time came too early and by dishonorable hands."
02:02:19: Tokuhime then stands and growls at Ieyasu. "Hey, you little bastard! We saved your life! You ready to start paying respect to us or what?! Your 'auntie' sure as hell didn't care about you."
02:03:37: Atsuko sighs, mostly out of disappointment with himself, before paying respects of his own to the deceased. Once that's done, he, too, turns his attention towards Ieyasu, though... Nowhere near as 'roawr I am a monster and going to kill you and eat you and shit you out before killing you again' as Toku is.
02:04:09: Mitsuwa_Ichiro pays his respects as well.
02:07:09: <Atsuko> "Lady Toku, please. I hardly think now is an appropriate time to raise your voice towards Lord Ieyasu." Depending on if that meant 'hiding behind the sheets' or 'hiding under the bed', he takes the appropriate measures to get eye to eye with the boy, even if it means being ass-up on the floor. "Lord Ieyasu, are you unharmed?"
02:07:27: <Plutonis> "U-uwaaaah!"
02:07:52: Tokuhime snorts.
02:07:53: <Plutonis> Ieyasu cowers at being confronted by Toku. He's obviously completely terrified of the whole situation.
02:08:08: <Tokuhime> "You really do have a good heart, Lord Atsuko. I respect you for that."
02:08:48: <Tokuhime> She regains her composure after a moment. "Forgive my indiscretion."
02:09:28: Tokuhime still glares at Ieyasu though, before looking to Ichiro.
02:09:51: <Tokuhime> "I'm sorry, if I might have been a bit more vigilant... Did you know any of these men?"
02:11:37: <Plutonis> "I-i don't even know what those pink guys were!"
02:12:13: <Tokuhime> Bolt weaves between Toku's legs as she stands there, she reaches down and scratches him behind the ears before returning him to his pokeball.
02:13:23: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Yes, those were the Kunikida Brothers."
02:13:37: Tokuhime shakes her head.
02:13:45: <Tokuhime> "I will help you give them a proper burial."
02:13:57: <Atsuko> Atsuko doesn't remove his gaze from Ieyasu, but he does throw some sort of hand gesture back to her in an attempt to signify 'no worries.' "So she would go so far as to deceive even her own family..." He mutters aloud. Perhaps too loud, since even saying that would probably only hurt the boy's feelings even further.
02:13:58: Mitsuwa_Ichiro nods.
02:14:35: <Tokuhime> "I'm not sure what those creatures were, myself if they were pokemon or demon... I don't think I've seen their like before. Mori Motonari, and this 'Urmaresheron' they mentioned... I can't help but be curious."
02:18:42: <Tokuhime> She goes to collect her spear, and then begins helping Ichiro.
02:18:50: <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Yeah, Im not quite sure what they were either."