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Ramona Faust says, "You're promoted"
Steve Mic says, "Arighty"
Ramona Faust says, "To CE"
Jacob Wolff says, "wow"
Kayla Kawaii says, "Steve"
Jacob Wolff says, "thanks"
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the box.
Steve Mic asks, "yeah?"
Kayla Kawaii has thrown Steve Mic's ID Card (Security Officer).
Ramona Faust has thrown Michael Cariello's ID Card (Chief Engineer).
Kayla Kawaii puts the box into the backpack.
Ramona Faust says, "put on the ID"
Steve Mic says, "Thanks"
Ramona Faust says, "Everyone"
[Common] Rob Ust says, "borg"
Kayla Kawaii asks, "shall we Ramona?"
Ramona Faust says, "They have an emitter."
Kayla Kawaii says, "Cargo"
[Common] Rob Ust says, "coem to medbay"
[Security] Tyra Shanks asks, "Is Daisy Holmes the warden?"
Ramona Faust says, "Lets go to cargo"
OOC: Edwarduino: Quartermaster here, How do I unlock crate?
[Common] EAGLE-7 states, "Yes"
[Common] Rob Ust says, "NOW"
[Security] Ramona Faust says, "Yes"
Ramona Faust says, "Yes"
[Security] Steve Mic says, "I think she's the detective"
OOC: Drovidi Corv: Icky ocky
OOC: Drovidi Corv: Use your ID
OOC: Edwarduino: Sorry for being unrobust :(
OOC: Boredone: Use ID on crate, if you do not have access, cry or shoot it.
OOC: Paprka: ic here, how do i unlock ooc
OOC: Ecnar: there's a wiki you know
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Okay, so the Hop took all the surgery tools away"
[Common] David Gayfer says, "SEC"
Kayla Kawaii fires the taser gun!
Edward Uino is hit by an electrode in the head!
Kayla Kawaii puts the taser gun into the backpack.
You fire the energy gun!
You fire the energy gun!
Elias Greenwood is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
[Common] David Gayfer says, "BY ENTRY SHUTTLE"
OOC: BoboTheEpic: tgstation13.org/wiki
Elias Greenwood stammers, "D-D-Dan-n-ng-g-g-g"
Elias Greenwood has been stunned with the stunbaton by Ramona Faust!
[Common] David Gayfer says, "CULTISTS"
Elias Greenwood says, "Somebody set us up the bomb"
Ramona Faust is trying to put handcuffs on Elias Greenwood!
OOC: Ecnar: that's the one
You handcuff Elias Greenwood.
Elias Greenwood exclaims, "We aren't the cult!"
Access Denied
Access Denied
Ramona Faust tries to remove Elias Greenwood's Elias Greenwood's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
Elias Greenwood exclaims, "A wraith came in here!"
Jed Woolery says, "There ya go."
Edward Uino says, "He has done nothing"
Kayla Kawaii asks, "why do you guys have an emitter?"
Ramona Faust says, "They have an emitter"
Edward Uino asks, "what is going on?"
Security Cyborg-486 states, "you will not be harmed."
Ramona Faust has thrown Elias Greenwood's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
Elias Greenwood says, "To deal with the cult"
Kayla Kawaii tries to remove Edward Uino's satchel.
You try to empty Elias Greenwood's left pocket.
You try to empty Elias Greenwood's right pocket.
Jed Woolery says, "Because there is a crazy cult going around."
Ramona Faust tries to remove Elias Greenwood's backpack.
Ramona Faust tries to remove Elias Greenwood's backpack.
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the satchel.
Edward Uino says, "They are dealing with the cult"
[Command] Patrick Hoover says, "fuck this guys call the shuttle"
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the box.
Edward Uino exclaims, "Uncuff me at once!"
[Command] Patrick Hoover says, "we are fucked"
Ramona Faust has thrown the box.
Kayla Kawaii tries to remove Jed Woolery's satchel.
Ramona Faust has thrown the backpack.
Elias Greenwood says, "Check us, Nothing"
Ramona Faust has thrown the personal AI device.
[Common] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "Can I get whoever's currently in charge of sec to brig"
Edward Uino yells
You put PDA-Elias Greenwood (Assistant) into the backpack.
Edward Uino gibbers
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the box.
Ramona Faust has thrown the backpack.
You put the box into the backpack.
You put Elias Greenwood's ID Card (Cargo Technician) into the backpack.
Jed Woolery says, "hell check my PDA for messages of me trying to help."
Edward Uino grumbles
Ramona Faust tries to remove Elias Greenwood's insulated gloves.
Kayla Kawaii says, "This one has an engineering encryption key"
Kayla Kawaii tries to remove Jed Woolery's supply radio headset.
You put the insulated gloves into the security satchel.
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the supply radio headset.
Jed Woolery has been hit by the supply radio headset.
Kayla Kawaii tries to remove Jed Woolery's toolbelt.
Edward Uino says, "unhand me you goons, we are trying to help"
Jed Woolery says, "As I said, check my PDA."
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the toolbelt.
Ramona Faust tries to put the backpack on Elias Greenwood.
[Common] Swagatronic states, "MOTION ALARM IN AI CHAMBER"
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the supply radio headset.
Edward Uino says, "Give me back my crate! That costs 5 points."
OOC: Stu Alpha: I realized that the detective's revolver is more robust than the tasers
Ramona Faust says, "You've stolen an emitter and broke into a secure holding area."
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the supply radio encryption key.
Ramona Faust says, "Those are hefty crimes."
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the standard encryption key.
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the toolbelt.
Edward Uino says, "I have done nothing."
Kayla Kawaii tries to remove Jed Woolery's PDA-Jed Woolery (Cargo Technician).
Edward Uino says, "those are minor infractions"
OOC: Ecnar: perhaps because it's a gun?
Elias Greenwood says, "Nope, The emitter was already here when Uino showed up"
Edward Uino says, "worth two minutes in the brig"
Ramona Faust says, "You're hilarious."
Ramona Faust says, "It's called, "secure" holding for a reason."
Edward Uino asks, "for helping fight cult?"
Kayla Kawaii says, "ahh"
*beep*
Kayla Kawaii says, "this guy found the encryption key"
[Security] Tyra Shanks asks, "Who released Mateo Leech?"
OOC: Bob Dobbington: consumable ammo is a big drawback
Kayla Kawaii says, "and PDA messaged the hos"
Elias Greenwood says, "Uino is guilty of nothing"
OOC: Stu Alpha: No, shields and swords have a ~95% block rate on energy projectiles, and ~50% for bullets
Kayla Kawaii says, "and the warden"
Kayla Kawaii says, "and an officer"
Kayla Kawaii says, "and the hop"
Kayla Kawaii says, "he is a good man"
Ramona Faust says, "Okay."
*beep*
Edward Uino says, "I just arrived on the shuttle"
[Common] Tyra Shanks asks, "HoP, did you release the geneticist?"
Kayla Kawaii tries to put the satchel on Jed Woolery.
Ramona Faust says, "Doesn't change the fact they took an emitter."
Edward Uino exclaims, "Now give me back my crate!"
OOC: Stu Alpha: So the next time someone breaks into the armory to grab the riot shield, use the revolver
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "I can't. I just can't"
[Common] Tyra Shanks says, "Doctor"
Elias Greenwood says, "So there is also a motion alarm in the AI core"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Is this really happening"
[Common] Rudol Von Stroheim says, "Whoever was doing research before I got here is fucking awful at it"
Kayla Kawaii tries to put the supply radio headset on Jed Woolery.
Security Cyborg-486 states, "yes."
Edward Uino exclaims, "I will report this to nanotressan!"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Is securirty really this unorganized"
Kayla Kawaii tries to put the toolbelt on Jed Woolery.
Kayla Kawaii has thrown the box.
[Common] Conrad Rook says, "I really am, friend"
Ramona Faust says, "Stun gun crate."
Edward Uino exclaims, "you could be fighting cult right now!"
Kayla Kawaii hugs Jed Woolery to make him feel better!
Jed Woolery says, "Thank you"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "I just want my tools back and to get back to my post"
Edward Uino attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Ramona Faust asks, "Why not just ask security?"
*beep*
Message from Steve Mic (Security Officer), "all medical personel are cultisstiss" (Reply)
Kayla Kawaii says, "sorry for the trouble Jed"
Edward Uino attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Ramona Faust tries to remove Elias Greenwood's handcuffs.
Elias Greenwood says, "Oh wow, Steal the gloves. Real Jackbooted move there"
Jed Woolery says, "It's no problem really."
Kayla Kawaii tries to remove Edward Uino's handcuffs.
Jed Woolery says, "Cults are no simple matter."
Kayla Kawaii puts the handcuffs into the backpack.
You put the handcuffs into the security satchel.
[Security] Cell 3 beeps, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
[Command] Nolan Field says, "Patrick, if you want to call the shuttle ,let's swipe for red alert."
Ramona Faust says, "You're not keeping that crate."
[Security] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "I''M BACK.!"
[Common] Rob Ust says, "is this real life..."
[Security] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "W-WH-HO H-HAS M-M-MY-Y ID-D?!!!"
Edward Uino says, "Thats mine"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "Clown is on the bridge."
Edward Uino says, "I need that"
[Command] Patrick Hoover says, "aye aye"
Edward Uino says, "asshole"
Kayla Kawaii fires the taser gun!
Edward Uino is hit by an electrode in the head!
Edward Uino stammers, "h-h-hey"
Mateo Leech says, "For surgery he took away the tools for surgery"
[Command] Nolan Field asks, "Ready to swipe?"
[Common] Jayce Cavalet says, "Nah, they send you into a dream when ye are bein cloned."
[Common] Edward Uino says, "Security stole my crate"
Mateo Leech says, "Where's sec for that"
[Common] Edward Uino says, "Ramona frost is working against the station"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Unknown!
She is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a warden's police hat on her head.
She is wearing a warden's jacket.
She is carrying a taser gun on her warden's jacket.
She has a backpack on her back.
She has a security belt about her waist.
She has a security gas mask on her face.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has a security bowman headset on her ears.
She has a stupid expression on her face.
*---------*
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!!!"
Mateo Leech says, "Hey my tools though"
[Command] Patrick Hoover says, "ready"
Ramona Faust says, "Daisy."
[Command] Patrick Hoover asks, "count?"
[Common] Edward Uino asks, "possibly cult?"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Wow, okay"
[Command] Patrick Hoover says, "once more"
Tyra Shanks exclaims, "HoS!"
That's a floor.
[Command] Nolan Field says, "3"
Ramona Faust asks, "Yes?"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "2"
[Security] Kayla Kawaii says, "hos"
Ramona Faust says, "Arm up"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "Yo"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "1"
[Security] Kayla Kawaii says, "waiting for you"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "I can't believe this is everyone in security this autistic"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "noe"
Attention! Code red!
There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are allowed and advised.

Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "MY ID AND STUFF!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "IT'S ALL GONE!!!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "STOP GRIFING ME!!!!!"
Tyra Shanks asks, "Stun guns?"
Tyra Shanks asks, "Against cultists?"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "Bi THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS>"
Unknown puts the taser gun into the backpack.
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. Red Alert state confirmed: Dispatching priority shuttle. It will arrive in 6 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

fucked culted


[Common] Edward Uino says, "I just got transferred to the station and security stole my crate"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "Get zipties"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "I hope they get fucked up and have to come for me I'll sabatoge their healing"
[Common] Kayla Kawaii asks, "Really?"
[Common] Elias Greenwood says, "Boooooooooo"
[Common] Kayla Kawaii says, "We dont need the shuttle chief, sec is handling this"
[Common] Ramona Faust says, "Wahh, security stole my stun weaponry and detained me for stealing an emitter.""
Ramona Faust says, "Wahh, security stole my stun weaponry and detained me for stealing an emitter.""
Kayla Kawaii fires the energy gun!
Kayla Kawaii fires the energy gun!
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Sec can't handle a disgruntled mime"
Kayla Kawaii fires the energy gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the right leg!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Grandmaster Honk!
You fire the laser gun!
Grandmaster Honk is hit by a laser in the head!
Kayla Kawaii fires the energy gun!
Kayla Kawaii fires the energy gun!
You fire the laser gun!
You fire the laser gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
Kayla Kawaii fires the energy gun!
You fire the laser gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
EAGLE-7 states, "FIGHT THE COMMIES"
You fire the laser gun!
You fire the laser gun!
[Command] Patrick Hoover says, "lets get to vancant office"
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
You fire the laser gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
You fire the laser gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
You fire the laser gun!
You fire the laser gun!
You fire the laser gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
You fire the laser gun!
*click*
*click*
*click*
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a bullet in the head!
You put the laser gun into the security satchel.
Ramona Faust is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Ramona Faust blocks the bullet with the telescopic shield!
Kayla Kawaii fires the revolver!
The energy gun is now set to kill.
You fire the energy gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the right leg!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
You fire the energy gun!
EAGLE-7 is hit by a laser in the left leg!
You fire the energy gun!
EAGLE-7 is hit by a laser in the head!
The energy gun bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Patrick Hoover fires the energy gun point blank at Juggernaut (479)!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the chest!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
Patrick Hoover fires the energy gun!
You fire the energy gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Patrick Hoover is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
You fire the energy gun!
You fire the energy gun!
Kayla Kawaii puts the revolver into the backpack.
You fire the energy gun!
You fire the energy gun!
EAGLE-7 is hit by a laser in the head!
*click*
The security satchel is full, make some space.
[Common] Swagatronic states, "TEST"
Drone (533) chitters.
You fire the energy gun!
Drone (533) is hit by a laser in the head!
You fire the energy gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
You fire the energy gun!
Juggernaut (479) is hit by a laser in the head!
The laser gets reflected by Juggernaut (479)'s shell!
[Common] Teagan Hunter hisses, "Rogue robots-ss-s-s-ss-ss-s-s-ss-ss-s-s-s"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "AI confirmed dead."
[Common] Swagatronic declares, "THE BIG ONES ARE IMMUNE TO LASERS!"
The energy gun is now set to stun.
EAGLE-7 states, "DESTROY THAT COMMIE"
The energy gun is now set to kill.
EAGLE-7 states, "Repairs"
Juggernaut (479) smashes through the reinforced window!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes against the grille.
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
The energy gun is now set to stun.
The energy gun is now set to kill.
The ÿÿCargo Office air scrubber #1 has been hit by Kayla Kawaii with the stunbaton.
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
The pocket crowbar bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
Kayla Kawaii blocks the Juggernaut (479) with the riot shield!
*---------*
This is Juggernaut (479)!
It looks severely dented!
*---------*
The pocket crowbar bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Patrick Hoover!
The energy gun is now set to stun.
The ÿÿCargo Office air scrubber #1 has been hit by Kayla Kawaii with the stunbaton.
The pocket crowbar bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Patrick Hoover!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
You put the energy gun into the security satchel.
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
Kayla Kawaii blocks the Juggernaut (479) with the riot shield!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (479).
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
[Security] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "HOS, DO U KNOW WHERE MY ID OR NOT?!"
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Kayla Kawaii seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Jed Woolery!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (479) with the telescopic shield!
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
[Security] Tyra Shanks asks, "How bout we rally at escape?"
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Jed Woolery exclaims, "Get in!"
The flash melts away!
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled.


Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Tunguska Triple Distilled melts away!
The clipboard melts away!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
[Security] Security Cyborg-486 states, "i will come."
[Security] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "HOW BOUT NO"
Juggernaut (479) smashes their armored gauntlet into Kayla Kawaii!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
[Command] Nolan Field asks, "Who recalled it?"
[Security] Security Cyborg-486 queries, "how did the HOS and attendants die?"
Ramona Faust starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
Ramona Faust starts climbing into the disposal unit.
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Ramona Faust climbs into the disposal unit.
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Juggernaut (479) smashes into the window!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
Juggernaut (479) smashes through the window!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
Juggernaut (479) smashes against the grille.
[Security] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "ACID!!!"
The stunbaton is now off.
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
[Security] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "CULTISMERS!!!"
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
[Security] Security Cyborg-486 queries, "culprits?"
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
[Command] Mathew Svensen says, "Captain to bridge"
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
FORCEWALL has been hit by Ramona Faust with the stunbaton.
FORCEWALL has been hit by Ramona Faust with the stunbaton.
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Your armor softens the blow!
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
The stunbaton bounces harmlessly off of Juggernaut (685).
Juggernaut (685) smashes their armored gauntlet into Ramona Faust!
Ramona Faust blocks the Juggernaut (685) with the telescopic shield!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Something is there but you can't see it.
Something is there but you can't see it.
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
DEAD: Kayla Kawaii says, "like 20 baton smacks"
Darius Gurilla says, "Oh hey"
[Common] Jacob Wolff says, "fuck"
Jacob Wolff says, "fuck"
Zeke Vogel says, "This is much better than dying"
The monkey (729) gasps!
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "Take this tome"
[Common] Jacob Wolff says, "call the shuttle now"
Jacob Wolff says, "call the shuttle now"
DEAD: Ramona Faust says, "Fuck that."
DEAD: Ramona Faust says, "LOL"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "I am badly hurt - Rev. Jugg"
I am badly hurt - Rev. Jugg
Swagatronic states, "NEED FRESH BATTERU"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "Can't call again until it finishes."
Nolan Field says, "Can't call again until it finishes."
DEAD: Patrick Hoover says, "he fucked me up good"
The monkey (729) gasps!
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "Also help yourself to the gear in the sac pile"
Swagatronic states, "BATTERY"
Jayce Cavalet says, "IC'IN O'OC"
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "I HAVE MENTAL RETARDATION!"
[Common] Jacob Wolff says, "as acting CE i order it"
Jacob Wolff says, "as acting CE i order it"
DEAD: Kayla Kawaii says, "they are invincible LOL"
The monkey (729) gasps!
DEAD: Jed Woolery says, "Security really can't be too carfeul in cult rounds."
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "CAN U FIX MY GENES PLEASE!!!"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "Also clown tried to slip me."
Nolan Field says, "Also clown tried to slip me."
Alec Mason coughs!
[Command] Mathew Svensen asks, "Is the AI alive?"
Mathew Svensen says, "Is the AI alive?"
Artificer (138) hisses, "Got it"
Conrad Rook (as Unknown) says, "Whoops"
Drone (710) chitters.
Richard Keaton (as Unknown) gibbers, "P-PIEC-CE OF-F-F S-SH-HIT-T-T!!!!!"
default name states, "Name me..."
DEAD: Patrick Hoover says, "we had no sec"
default name states, "Wow"
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "F-FOR-R-R-R TEH-H EMR-R-R-RAH-H-H-H"
Conrad Rook (as Unknown) says, "LEmme fix that"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
DEAD: Patrick Hoover says, "no chaplan"
[Command] Nolan Field says, "Someone's trying to breach my office from maint."
Nolan Field says, "Someone's trying to breach my office from maint."
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Wraith (688) hisses, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
DEAD: Jed Woolery says, "One minute people are acting all nice and such, next second they're all dead in an explosion."
default name states, "Name me WINGS OF FREEDOM"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Terry Drovidi says, "That last shipment of wheat didn't produce much flour"
Wraith (688) hisses, "Couldn't hurt"
Couldn't hurt
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Your armor softens the blow!
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
Alec Mason coughs!
Your armor softens the blow!
[Command] Mathew Svensen says, "Get into the bridge. It's more secure"
Mathew Svensen says, "Get into the bridge. It's more secure"
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Artificer (138) hisses, "Use soul stone"
Luaran Weekly says, "Fuck."
[Command] Mathew Svensen says, "We can hold them off"
Mathew Svensen says, "We can hold them off"
Terry Drovidi says, "Might want to take some fresh seeds from the machine."
[Common] Jacob Wolff says, "cultist now have juggernaughts"
Jacob Wolff says, "cultist now have juggernaughts"
Wings of Freedom states, "Testing"
Gamzee Makara says, "ill work on it"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) whispers, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) whispers, "WE NEED ONE MORE TO VACANT OFFICE WE HAVE THE TARGET"
Swagatronic states, "I need a new battery"
Artificer (138) hisses, "soul stone"
Alec Mason says, "AI is dead"
Wings of Freedom states, "Man I wanted all caps"
Artificer (138) hisses, "Use"
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "CAPTAINS A COMDOM!!!"
Juggernaut (685) hisses, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "NO"
Juggernaut (685) hisses, "Vacant office"
Vacant office
The monkey (842) gasps!
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "WE HAVE TO SAC HER"
Richard Keaton (as Unknown) gibbers, "C-CAT-TC-CH-H M-MAT-TEO L-L-LEEC-CH H-HE T-T-T-TRIED-D T-TO KILL-L M-ME.!!!"
The monkey (767) jumps!
Wraith (688) hisses, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Luaran Weekly asks, "Um, could you spare those boards for a sec?"
Wraith (688) hisses, "on my way"
on my way
DEAD: Jed Woolery asks, "Oh shit they're in the office?"
Alec Mason says, "Ok, lets go"
[Common] Edward Uino says, "Security"
Edward Uino says, "Security"
[Common] Daisy Holmes gibbers, "AI, CALL THAT SHUT!!!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "AI, CALL THAT SHUT!!!"
Drone (710) chitters.
The monkey (842) gasps!
Conrad Rook (as Unknown) says, "For fucks sake"
Artificer (138) hisses, "Hit it"
DEAD: Jed Woolery says, "Cargo was about to move there."
Swagatronic queries, "reset me too?"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Luaran Weekly says, "Some chucklenut took the shelf off the bookshelves."
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Alec Mason says, "ITs fine"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Wings of Freedom states, "WINGS OF FREEDOM"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "OKAY!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "I have no ID"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "I'M-M TOT-T-TAL-L-L-LY-Y R-R-RET-T-TAR-RD-DED-D!!"
The monkey (842) gasps!
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "And there's juggs"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Tyra Shanks nods.
3
Mathew Svensen exclaims, "Call teh shuttle!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "TIME TO GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Mathew Svensen says, "Cal it"
Richard Keaton (as Unknown) gibbers, "RIGHT.!!"
Shade of Kayla Kawaii hisses, "honk"
Wings of Freedom states, "Can you make ILLEGAL MODULES"
The mouse shakes
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Nice job sec"
Mateo Leech says, "Nice job sec"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Wings of Freedom states, "To battle COMMUNISM with"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Rudol Von Stroheim says, "Nope"
Conrad Rook (as Unknown) says, "Best we got right now"
Richard Keaton (as Unknown) gibbers, "S-S-S-SOTP-P-P IT-T-T#"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "PRAAAAISE THE LAWD!"
Artificer (138) hisses, "Doesn't work"
Wings of Freedom states, "Fuck"
Luaran Weekly says, "Shouldn't need more than four or five. It'll take two seconds."
Mathew Svensen says, "Ojh shit"
Rudol Von Stroheim says, "Someone fucked up on researching"
Mathew Svensen says, "Prepare yourself"
Wraith (17) hisses, "need one more human"
Wings of Freedom states, "Carry on, marketeer"
Rudol Von Stroheim says, "And miners suck"
Wraith (688) hisses, "don't we need one more?"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "H-H-H-Hm-m-mm-m"
Terry Drovidi says, "Darn"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "Or"
Nolan Field says, "I cut the power to the doors."
DEAD: Elias Greenwood says, "Moral of the story: Order Shotguns first"
Your armor softens the blow!
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "We could splode the juggs"
Teagan Hunter (as Unknown) hisses, "there we go"
The mouse shakes
Wraith (688) hisses, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Richard Keaton (as Unknown) gibbers, "THANKS LIZARD.!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "CIRCLE"
Wraith (688) hisses, "ONE MORE PERSON AT VACANT TO SUMMON NAR NAR"
ONE MORE PERSON AT VACANT TO SUMMON NAR NAR
[Common] Nolan Field stammers, "C-CR-RD-D-D AT-T-T M-MY-Y OF-FF-FICE HEL-LP-P"
Nolan Field stammers, "C-CR-RD-D-D AT-T-T M-MY-Y OF-FF-FICE HEL-LP-P"
Juggernaut (685) hisses, "WE NEED PEOPLE!"
Teagan Hunter (as Unknown) hisses, "we'll fixx you"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "I need more repairs by the way"
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "YEY!!!"
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "CAPTAINS A COMDOM"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "EVERYONE GET IN A CIRCLE"
[Common] Nolan Field stammers, "B-Bor-rg-g t-to m-my-y-y of-ff-fic-c-ce!"
Nolan Field stammers, "B-Bor-rg-g t-to m-my-y-y of-ff-fic-c-ce!"
Wraith (17) hisses, "need three humans"
Mateo Leech stammers, "W-Wh-hat-t t-th-he uf-f-fk-kc-c"
Godwin Aggley (as Unknown) gibbers, "I hope I get super powers"
Luaran Weekly says, "Hey."
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Mateo Leech says, "WHAT THE FUCK NOW I WAS CHECKING OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Unknown drools.
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Jayce Cavalet whispers, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Jayce Cavalet whispers, "Outside the door"
Luaran Weekly says, "Damn robots."
[Security] Security Cyborg-486 states, "i have arrested mateo leech as ordered."
Security Cyborg-486 states, "i have arrested mateo leech as ordered."
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "ALL THE BEAKERS GONE!"
Daisy Holmes (as Unknown) gibbers, "All of em"
Mathew Svensen exclaims, "HELP!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Jayce Cavalet exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Shade of Ramona Faust's Memories:

Objective #1: Summon Nar-Sie via the use of the appropriate rune (Hell join self). It will only work if nine cultists stand on and around it.
Objective #2: Sacrifice Ramona Faust, the Security Officer. You will need the sacrifice rune (Hell blood join) and three acolytes to do so.
The Geometer of Blood grants you the knowledge to sacrifice non-believers. (Hell Blood Join)
Black blood oozes into your vision and forms into symbols... ire is blood...
You remember something from the dark teachings of your master... balaq is join...
You catch a brief glimmer of the otherside... karazet is self...
You hear a dark voice on the wind... geeri is Hell...
Your soul has been captured! You are now bound to Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett)'s will, help them suceed in their goals at all costs.
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Jayce Cavalet exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Barhah hra zar`garis!"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "What the fuck"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "Finally"
Wraith (688) hisses, "also sacrifice happened"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "Now for nar nars"
Wraith (17) hisses, "time for nar nar"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "I am well!"
Wraith (688) hisses, "now we gotta someone dark lord guy"
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Honk"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) whispers, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) whispers, "WE NARSIE NOW"
WE NARSIE NOW
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) whispers, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) whispers, "VACANT OFFICE"
VACANT OFFICE
Wraith (688) hisses, "I'm glad I got to kill some people in this new body"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "PRAAAAAISE DA LAWD!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Darius Gurilla says, "OH BOY"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "GET OVER HERE"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Why am I being arrested now"
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Interesting objective."
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Good Godwin"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "I hope you die"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Juggernaut (685) hisses, "I WILL BE A NARSIE!"
Darius Gurilla says, "It'S HAPPENING"
Alec Mason says, "Heyo"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "GET IN THE CIRCLE YOU FUCK"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason says, "Use me in a construct"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "I hope all of sec dies why am I being arrested now"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason coughs!
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Darius Gurilla says, "He's gone man"
[Common] David Gayfer says, "How do I move the piano"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason says, "Construct me please"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Try the airlocks"
OOC: Nubsly: Wrench the piano
Alec Mason coughs!
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason says, "Hey Jayce"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "Who the fuck did I kill apparently"
Jayce Cavalet asks, "Yes?"
Alec Mason asks, "Can you put me in a shell?"
Jayce Cavalet says, "Summoning Narsie is a bit of a priority at the moment."
Alec Mason says, "This works"
*beep*
Alec Mason says, "Gotcha"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) says, "STOP MOVING"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Juggernaut (479) hisses, "Is it not time for da LAWD?! Everyone get into the vacant office circle!"
Is it not time for da LAWD?! Everyone get into the vacant office circle!
Wraith (17) hisses, "idiot"
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "I can help you spawn it, wanna put me in a shell?"
Malcolm Nguai stammers, "w"
Malcolm Nguai stammers, "w-w-wh-hy"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Jayce Cavalet says, "We don't have enough people."
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Malcolm Nguai says, "Find somebody now."
Wraith (17) hisses, "do we need a sacrifice?"
Malcolm Nguai exclaims, "Not me!"
Central Command Update

General Alert

What the fuck was that?!


Zeke Vogel whispers, "O bidai nabora se'sma!"
Zeke Vogel whispers, "VACANT OFFICE GO GO GO"
VACANT OFFICE GO GO GO
Mathew Svensen exclaims, "PRAISE!"
Mathew Svensen exclaims, "PRAISE HIM!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Darius Gurilla says, "NAR SIE NAR SIE."
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Barhah hra zar'garis!"
Mathew Svensen says, "Two more"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
[Common] Mateo Leech says, "NICE TRY SEC, CANT KEEP A GOOD NIGGA LIKE ME DOWN"
Mathew Svensen says, "COEM THE FUCK ON"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Cara O'Connor (as Donald Baskett) exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Darius Gurilla stammers, "OH-H G-GOD-D-D W-WH-HY-Y"
Alec Mason coughs!
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Darius Gurilla stammers, "N-N-NOT-T M-M-ME N-NOT-T M-ME"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
Alec Mason exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!"
Zeke Vogel exclaims, "Tok-lyr rqa'nap g`lt-ulotf!"
Darius Gurilla says, "IS IT BECAUSE IM BLACK"
EVERYONE TO VACANT OFFICE FOR NARSIE
OOC: Autismcraft: so did this random search rule just start today?
Or not
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 3 minutes.


Harvester (849) hisses, "WAS IT BECAUSE IM BLACK"
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Honk"
Harvester (133) hisses, "Why hello mr narsie"
OOC: Boredone: Believe its a server toggle I think.
HALLELUJIA! PRAISE DA LAWD!
Harvester (849) hisses, "PRAISE BE"
Fuck the vast majority of you for not knowing how to form a circle
Literally shit you learn in kindergarten
That was two people specifically refusing to.
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Honk"
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Yo drone"
Drone (710) chitters.
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "PUll me out of this."
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "I'm in the pile by the gloves."
Drone (710) chitters.
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "The insulated gloves."
[Common] Jacob Wolff says, "testing 12"
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "I'm in this tone."
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Stone."
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "I can help you."
Drone (710) chitters.
Drone (710) chitters.
Shade of Ramona Faust frowns.
Grandmaster Honk snores.
Unknown coughs!
Rob Ust snores.
Rob Ust coughs!
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: Hello.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: What can I do for you?
Where the fuck is Nar NAr
Where the fuck is nar nars
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: I'd like to speak to you about your communication with Kayla Kawaii.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
comms
Comms
engineering
PM to-Admins: Is there a rule about communicating in game with other players?
atmos
I can't believe you assholes sacrificed me because I was the new guy. and black.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: There is a rule about communicating outside of it.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


PM to-Admins: Thankfully that's a non-issue in this instance.
Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "Yeee"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: Don't lie to me, please.
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Shade of Ramona Faust hisses, "You're my hero."
Drone (710) chitters.
OOC: Mikeike545: Can't tell if mad sec or just regular shitcurity
Drone (710) chitters.
Drone (710) chitters.
OOC: Nubsly: ban he
OOC: Mikeike545: nou
Drone (710) chitters.
Luca Bowchiew says, "Hi."
PM to-Admins: Do you have anything that proves to the contrary of what I just stated? What are - you - calling me a liar?
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: Yes, yes I am.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Drone (710) chitters.
TO THE SHUTTLE BROTHERS
Drone (710) chitters.
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: I dedicated almost an hour to watching you two, and I've seen enough metacomms to know what it looks like.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
did we check the escape pods
i chased an engi off of one
PM to-Admins: You're making baseless assumptions, we've communicated the entire time in game. You're stating we communicate outside of the game based on an assumption?
Harvester (905) hisses, "wut"
haven't checked securipods
Harvester (905) hisses, "Drone has been upgraded"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: That is not an assumption but a stout observation. Not only mine.
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ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today!"
PM to-Admins: I'm sorry to say, but it's a wrong one. I don't know Kayla outside of the game, I don't even know this players ckey.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-CreationPro: I am not going to discuss it any longer. Goodbye.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: Be seeing you on the forums i guess?
Rob Ust snores.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


You have been banned by creationpro.
Reason: Metacommunications with 2uBz3r0.
This is a permanent ban.
To try to resolve this matter head to http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=7

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