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{L}ory: hte ruadhan has arrived :^) sup bruh
geelbeertoo: zomg ruadddd
{L}ory: bruh 2k08 much ;V
Bearwald who is actually mathias: lMAO HEY
Ruad: Oi, I have bad news, ye ken?
geelbeertoo: o no the harbinger...
Bearwald who is actually mathias: zomg this name is 3 long
Ruad: Mates please this is serious.
{L}ory: okokokok tell us :o
Bearwald: noms pepcurn
Ruad: Look, mates, Sean and da got in a car accident. Da is completely fine, but Sean... He's all ripped up and I would be lying if I said he's all right.
{L}ory: Ruad no please
{L}ory: this is a joke please say its a joke
{L}ory: RUADHAN-
geelbeertoo: its too early for April fools guys
Ruad: It is not a joke! He's fucking lying there on the bloody fucking pavement and his insides are spilling out and I am crying, and you ask if it's a bloody joke!
Ruad: I hate this as well! Mum and da are kneeling beside me and mum, poor mum, she's crying her eyes out and da is trying to keep from ripping the bloody plonker who hit his son, MY BROTHER. It's not a bleeding joke. I wish it were, especially since I've also got blood on my kilt right now.
Ruad: I didn't want it to happen.
{L}ory: nonononono no no no why why why no why it's a joke its
{L}ory: please s t o p-
Ruad: Annabelle. Don't. It's. Not.
{L}ory: I
{L}ory: I'll be back later.
geelbeertoo: fucking asshole how dare he tell me where this guy is and I'll blast him to bits like you can't just do this and be okay with it for dicks sake why
Bearwald: ....0_0 I am very sorry.