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Game of Aspies: Edward Snowden vs. NSA & co.

Apr 27th, 2014
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  2. Hello there everyone!
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  4. We at Studio Sacrilege would like to introduce you to one of our newest pc games: Game of Aspies. A classic engine centered around some of the world's best aspies such as Ryan Clearly, Hector Monsegnur, Jake Davis, just to name a few. Without a doubt all these people need to be idolized and are a perfect example of what it means to be an internet mutant ninja slayer. Who knows, maybe next we'll come out with figurines for all the boys and girls who want to one day be a keyboard warrior.
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  6. All we know for certain is that the game is top notch as you can SEE FROM OUR GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLUK_yv0Lk
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  8. Done completely with a pirated pro version of Game Maker for Mac so it only works on that system, derp. We're already making waves in the indie scene as the one studio which truly listens to our customers needs and wishes. The 30 frames per second which the game currently rocks is incredible and surprisingly enough we realized that only at the end of the project when we noticed that we actually have no character animation so the frames are irrelevant. Then again watching some of your favorite aspies jiggle on the big screen will surely bring you a smile on that puffy face.
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  10. Storyline: You are Edward Snowden camping on a CIA server when you encounter the army of aspies. You quickly try to grab a hold of something and realize that the only object you have to use is an xbox one controller. That is now your ultimate survival weapon of choice. Use it wisely.
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  12. Gameplay all new action features: 9 main characters to fight + weird japanese food to collect, some of it has live animals in it. The food will stop your xbox one controller but you can eat the food and then make your way through the legion of doom all the way to the final boss, ex-NSA horde chieftain General Keith Alexander.
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  14. Don't forget to enjoy the epic soundtrack of David Bowie - I'm afraid of Americans (full version) while you're sniping down enemies with your savage weaponry.
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  16. BONUS: Take your time reading the index page of the game while listening to TriCk, one of the legendary aspies prank call MI6 Anti-Terrorism Command Center in the UK.
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  18. Rumors: There's a rumor saying that his team may appear in a Game of Aspies sequel, CEO of Studio Sacrilege could not be found for comment however he did hinted that the games may end up coming to the PSVita and 3DS in the future.
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  21. Find/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/StudioSacrilege
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