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  1. [5/13/13 5:58:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  2.  
  3. [5/13/13 6:00:34 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i
  4.  
  5. [5/13/13 6:00:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): where the fuck did i come up with butt fans
  6.  
  7. [5/13/13 6:00:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): to mean tail feathers
  8.  
  9. [5/13/13 6:00:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ... that's what they should be called irl
  10.  
  11. [5/13/13 6:00:50 PM] Mark (Yusuf): butt fans
  12.  
  13. [5/13/13 6:00:57 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like earth fur for grass
  14.  
  15. [5/13/13 6:01:02 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sweepy sweeps and stuff
  16.  
  17. [5/13/13 6:01:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): butt fans
  18.  
  19. [5/13/13 6:01:14 PM] bb: lols
  20.  
  21. [5/13/13 6:01:17 PM] bb: I dunno man XD
  22.  
  23. [5/13/13 6:01:25 PM] Mark (Yusuf): stroke of mad genius
  24.  
  25. [5/13/13 6:02:00 PM] bb: you've have to backwing a lot
  26.  
  27. [5/13/13 6:02:03 PM] bb: to not kill yourself
  28.  
  29. [5/13/13 6:02:12 PM] bb: or have to have REALLY strong leg bones
  30.  
  31. [5/13/13 6:02:21 PM] bb: like not as delicate bird bones in your legs
  32.  
  33. [5/13/13 6:02:54 PM] Mark (Yusuf): perpetually carries parachute
  34.  
  35. [5/13/13 6:03:14 PM] bb: lols
  36.  
  37. [5/13/13 6:03:18 PM] bb: wings into parachute
  38.  
  39. [5/13/13 6:03:20 PM] bb: duh
  40.  
  41. [5/13/13 6:03:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I still think that's what all the random hay is for
  42.  
  43. [5/13/13 6:03:50 PM] bb: lols
  44.  
  45. [5/13/13 6:03:56 PM] bb: but Altair and Ezio and Connor no have wings right?
  46.  
  47. [5/13/13 6:04:00 PM] bb: or do they have wings too?
  48.  
  49. [5/13/13 6:04:05 PM] Mark (Yusuf): could be
  50.  
  51. [5/13/13 6:04:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): why the fuck not
  52.  
  53. [5/13/13 6:04:17 PM] bb: ooo
  54.  
  55. [5/13/13 6:04:19 PM] bb: what if
  56.  
  57. [5/13/13 6:04:29 PM] bb: all the ancestors had pregressivly larger wings
  58.  
  59. [5/13/13 6:04:36 PM] bb: like none of them could achieve real flight
  60.  
  61. [5/13/13 6:04:42 PM] bb: but could glide
  62.  
  63. [5/13/13 6:04:49 PM] bb: Desmond can actually fly
  64.  
  65. [5/13/13 6:04:52 PM] bb: on his own will
  66.  
  67. [5/13/13 6:07:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like after a time he doesn't have to climb up things to pick up enough air flow
  68.  
  69. [5/13/13 6:08:21 PM] bb: yeah
  70.  
  71. [5/13/13 6:08:24 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he can run and flap hard enough into the wind
  72.  
  73. [5/13/13 6:08:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): There's gotta be a point
  74.  
  75. [5/13/13 6:08:39 PM] bb: like at first he needs wind to get him airborn cause he doesn't have the muscles to get up there himself
  76.  
  77. [5/13/13 6:08:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): where he makes shaun drive the truck
  78.  
  79. [5/13/13 6:08:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and he climbs up on top of the truck
  80.  
  81. [5/13/13 6:08:47 PM] bb: but he DOES get up there on his own
  82.  
  83. [5/13/13 6:08:48 PM] bb: omfg
  84.  
  85. [5/13/13 6:08:49 PM] bb: Des
  86.  
  87. [5/13/13 6:08:50 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and like
  88.  
  89. [5/13/13 6:08:54 PM] Mark (Yusuf): 75 miles per hour
  90.  
  91. [5/13/13 6:08:58 PM] bb: oh not even
  92.  
  93. [5/13/13 6:09:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): no cuz he's afraid to let go of the truck
  94.  
  95. [5/13/13 6:09:12 PM] bb: oh XD
  96.  
  97. [5/13/13 6:09:16 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and then he does and it's like FWOOSH
  98.  
  99. [5/13/13 6:09:24 PM] bb: and becomes a tiny dot in the sky
  100.  
  101. [5/13/13 6:09:45 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T KNOW HOW HIGH I AM"
  102.  
  103. [5/13/13 6:10:01 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "I CAN STILL READ THE LICENSE PLATE THOUGH"
  104.  
  105. [5/13/13 6:10:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "brilliant"
  106.  
  107. [5/13/13 6:10:35 PM] Mark (Yusuf): hooray for earpieces
  108.  
  109. [5/13/13 6:10:46 PM] bb: lols
  110.  
  111. [5/13/13 6:10:55 PM] bb: Lucy is furious
  112.  
  113. [5/13/13 6:10:58 PM] bb: XD
  114.  
  115. [5/13/13 6:11:04 PM] bb: 'YOU DID WHAT!?'
  116.  
  117. [5/13/13 6:11:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Desmond's just like
  118.  
  119. [5/13/13 6:11:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): excited puppy mode
  120.  
  121. [5/13/13 6:11:17 PM] bb: yessss
  122.  
  123. [5/13/13 6:11:24 PM] bb: 'omg it was so much fun I wanna do it again!'
  124.  
  125. [5/13/13 6:11:26 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and he's probably telling Becca about it
  126.  
  127. [5/13/13 6:11:43 PM] bb: and this is of course before he can fly so he can't just like, jump, down thrust and take off
  128.  
  129. [5/13/13 6:11:43 PM] bb: XD
  130.  
  131. [5/13/13 6:11:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and that's when Lucy appears and "you did what now" /nag nag mother mother
  132.  
  133. [5/13/13 6:12:23 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i mean though
  134.  
  135. [5/13/13 6:12:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): in game you can pretty much do an air assassination from the top of the fucking world
  136.  
  137. [5/13/13 6:12:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and not break your legs
  138.  
  139. [5/13/13 6:12:54 PM] Mark (Yusuf): imagine diving /into/ an air assassination (fuck physics)
  140.  
  141. [5/13/13 6:12:58 PM] bb: game physics tho!
  142.  
  143. [5/13/13 6:13:05 PM] bb: lols
  144.  
  145. [5/13/13 6:13:14 PM] Mark (Yusuf): THERE IS NO MORE CHEST. I HAVE SMASHED THEE.
  146.  
  147. [5/13/13 6:13:15 PM] bb: Des would have to have VERY strong but light bones
  148.  
  149. [5/13/13 6:13:25 PM] bb: like human strength bones
  150.  
  151. [5/13/13 6:13:29 PM] bb: with bird lightness
  152.  
  153. [5/13/13 6:13:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): well with a triangular pattern of marrow
  154.  
  155. [5/13/13 6:13:35 PM] bb: yeah
  156.  
  157. [5/13/13 6:13:45 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and they make him drink all the fuckin milk
  158.  
  159. [5/13/13 6:13:46 PM] bb: do birds have triangular?
  160.  
  161. [5/13/13 6:13:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and desmond begins to hate milk
  162.  
  163. [5/13/13 6:13:50 PM] bb: omg yeah
  164.  
  165. [5/13/13 6:14:00 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like he doesn't even want to eat cereal anymore
  166.  
  167. [5/13/13 6:14:01 PM] bb: he's just 'I don't waaaant cereal for breakfast Lucy'
  168.  
  169. [5/13/13 6:14:02 PM] Mark (Yusuf): even if it's lucky charms
  170.  
  171. [5/13/13 6:14:04 PM] bb: 'too damn bad!'
  172.  
  173. [5/13/13 6:14:11 PM] bb: XD
  174.  
  175. [5/13/13 6:14:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): (because he's a kid and he likes lucky charms, it's a shite headcanon but come on)
  176.  
  177. [5/13/13 6:14:16 PM] bb: Lucy is resident mom
  178.  
  179. [5/13/13 6:14:22 PM] bb: oh no I love it
  180.  
  181. [5/13/13 6:14:34 PM] Mark (Yusuf): :D
  182.  
  183. [5/13/13 6:14:59 PM] bb: and he hates himself through like 5 different cereals
  184.  
  185. [5/13/13 6:15:04 PM] bb: and then he goes to yogurt
  186.  
  187. [5/13/13 6:15:08 PM] bb: he likes yogurt
  188.  
  189. [5/13/13 6:15:13 PM] bb: he and Lucy share yogurt
  190.  
  191. [5/13/13 6:15:15 PM] bb: :3
  192.  
  193. [5/13/13 6:15:18 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Bill's reaction tho; imagine that
  194.  
  195. [5/13/13 6:15:20 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omg Shaun is jelly
  196.  
  197. [5/13/13 6:15:25 PM] bb: lols
  198.  
  199. [5/13/13 6:15:28 PM] bb: share off the same spoon
  200.  
  201. [5/13/13 6:15:34 PM] bb: cause couples sharing food is adorbs
  202.  
  203. [5/13/13 6:16:50 PM] Mark (Yusuf): you know I think Connor might have been able to achieve flight on his own - he just needed space to open his wings, and/or jump off a hill or something. Just because of sheer strength.
  204.  
  205. [5/13/13 6:17:00 PM] bb: for short distances maybe
  206.  
  207. [5/13/13 6:17:11 PM] bb: but yeah I can see that
  208.  
  209. [5/13/13 6:17:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He falls a lot faster than the other's
  210.  
  211. [5/13/13 6:17:17 PM] bb: he's recent enough to have done so
  212.  
  213. [5/13/13 6:17:25 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ... others*
  214.  
  215. [5/13/13 6:17:34 PM] Mark (Yusuf): therefore shorter glide distance
  216.  
  217. [5/13/13 6:17:39 PM] bb: Altair has lil baby wings
  218.  
  219. [5/13/13 6:17:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): snort
  220.  
  221. [5/13/13 6:17:48 PM] bb: like he can glide
  222.  
  223. [5/13/13 6:17:51 PM] bb: and that's about it
  224.  
  225. [5/13/13 6:17:57 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and flap a bit and make a huge mess
  226.  
  227. [5/13/13 6:18:01 PM] bb: XD
  228.  
  229. [5/13/13 6:18:02 PM] bb: yeah
  230.  
  231. [5/13/13 6:18:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): smacks Malik a lot
  232.  
  233. [5/13/13 6:18:14 PM] bb: Ezio can give himself a bit of extra lift
  234.  
  235. [5/13/13 6:18:21 PM] bb: like so he doesn't crash into buildings/water
  236.  
  237. [5/13/13 6:18:22 PM] Mark (Yusuf): EZIO LAUNCHES OFF HORSES
  238.  
  239. [5/13/13 6:18:24 PM] bb: lols
  240.  
  241. [5/13/13 6:18:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omfg
  242.  
  243. [5/13/13 6:18:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): altair can only achieve actual flight
  244.  
  245. [5/13/13 6:18:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): if there's water below him
  246.  
  247. [5/13/13 6:18:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): hydrophobic alty is fnny;
  248.  
  249. [5/13/13 6:18:55 PM] bb: Altair can't even do that. He doesn't have the wing area to create enough lift to give him an even slight momentary updraft
  250.  
  251. [5/13/13 6:19:03 PM] bb: lols nooo
  252.  
  253. [5/13/13 6:19:13 PM] bb: like I can't see him with more than like a 10 ft wingspan
  254.  
  255. [5/13/13 6:19:23 PM] bb: probably less
  256.  
  257. [5/13/13 6:19:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  258.  
  259. [5/13/13 6:19:29 PM] bb: like 5-8foot
  260.  
  261. [5/13/13 6:19:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he just flaps wildly
  262.  
  263. [5/13/13 6:19:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and fails miserably
  264.  
  265. [5/13/13 6:19:44 PM] bb: yeap
  266.  
  267. [5/13/13 6:19:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and then has to drag heavy ass wings home
  268.  
  269. [5/13/13 6:19:48 PM] bb: he wants to fly SO badly too
  270.  
  271. [5/13/13 6:20:04 PM] bb: Ezio can almost fly, his wings are a /bit/ too small tho
  272.  
  273. [5/13/13 6:20:15 PM] bb: Connor can fly but he doesn't have the bones Desmond does
  274.  
  275. [5/13/13 6:20:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omfg would Darim and Sef have bab wings omfg
  276.  
  277. [5/13/13 6:20:21 PM] bb: so he can't fly very high or long
  278.  
  279. [5/13/13 6:20:26 PM] bb: yes they would :3
  280.  
  281. [5/13/13 6:20:29 PM] Mark (Yusuf): oooomfg
  282.  
  283. [5/13/13 6:20:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): FLAVIA
  284.  
  285. [5/13/13 6:20:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): AAAA
  286.  
  287. [5/13/13 6:20:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): explains pet's obsession with feathers
  288.  
  289. [5/13/13 6:21:11 PM] bb: :D
  290.  
  291. [5/13/13 6:21:12 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Steals them from Giovanni
  292.  
  293. [5/13/13 6:21:18 PM] Mark (Yusuf): when he's asleep >:3
  294.  
  295. [5/13/13 6:21:29 PM] bb: lols
  296.  
  297. [5/13/13 6:21:34 PM] bb: and Federico :3
  298.  
  299. [5/13/13 6:21:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I bet Fed has bigger wings than Ezio
  300.  
  301. [5/13/13 6:21:56 PM] bb: oooo
  302.  
  303. [5/13/13 6:21:59 PM] bb: I like that idea!
  304.  
  305. [5/13/13 6:22:14 PM] bb: Ezio has russet wings
  306.  
  307. [5/13/13 6:22:47 PM] bb: with dark gray tips and white speckles on the top around the wing joint and nearly black underwings
  308.  
  309. [5/13/13 6:23:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Fed should have gray/cream underwings and lighter tips with mottled brown.
  310.  
  311. [5/13/13 6:24:59 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Connor can just have weird hawky eagle wings because derp English wings plus Native.
  312.  
  313. [5/13/13 6:25:14 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Haytham's were probably cut off.
  314.  
  315. [5/13/13 6:25:33 PM] bb: OH OW
  316.  
  317. [5/13/13 6:25:48 PM] bb: well Connor would get his wings from Haytham and not Ziio
  318.  
  319. [5/13/13 6:25:54 PM] bb: so he'd have 'European' wings
  320.  
  321. [5/13/13 6:26:06 PM] bb: I can actually see his being more like... small bird wings
  322.  
  323. [5/13/13 6:26:09 PM] bb: not in size
  324.  
  325. [5/13/13 6:26:10 PM] bb: but in shape
  326.  
  327. [5/13/13 6:26:27 PM] bb: they flap quickly to gain quick speed but he can't fly very far
  328.  
  329. [5/13/13 6:26:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Who's to say there isn't an interaction between both parents dna?
  330.  
  331. [5/13/13 6:26:43 PM] bb: because I find mixed wings to be obvious
  332.  
  333. [5/13/13 6:26:47 PM] bb: and obvious is boring
  334.  
  335. [5/13/13 6:26:57 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I kind of don't want Will to have wings - or his are/were too small, just got in the way
  336.  
  337. [5/13/13 6:27:20 PM] bb: Will isn't part of the lineage that gave Des his wings
  338.  
  339. [5/13/13 6:27:22 PM] bb: his mother way
  340.  
  341. [5/13/13 6:27:24 PM] bb: was*
  342.  
  343. [5/13/13 6:27:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): MOM WINGS
  344.  
  345. [5/13/13 6:27:34 PM] bb: she had like
  346.  
  347. [5/13/13 6:27:38 PM] bb: perfect white angel wings
  348.  
  349. [5/13/13 6:27:43 PM] bb: and were really fluffy
  350.  
  351. [5/13/13 6:27:48 PM] bb: and totally inappropriate for flying
  352.  
  353. [5/13/13 6:27:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): soft feather syndrome sucks
  354.  
  355. [5/13/13 6:27:58 PM] bb: she couldn't fly, they were basically downy wings
  356.  
  357. [5/13/13 6:28:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): imagine pet's would have been soft feather
  358.  
  359. [5/13/13 6:28:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): (in real birds it only really happens when you breed two medium feathers, or a medium with a soft, and then there are issues with the feathers actually breaking the quill)
  360.  
  361. [5/13/13 6:28:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): basically you end up with ingrown feathers.
  362.  
  363. [5/13/13 6:29:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omg as the lines progress it takes longer for the wings to appear maybe?
  364.  
  365. [5/13/13 6:30:01 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Because as societies develop it's like 'what the fuck is you'
  366.  
  367. [5/13/13 6:30:10 PM] bb: ooo yes
  368.  
  369. [5/13/13 6:30:11 PM] Mark (Yusuf): a lot of them were probably killed
  370.  
  371. [5/13/13 6:30:23 PM] bb: also how weird are Ez, Alt and Con for having wings?
  372.  
  373. [5/13/13 6:30:31 PM] bb: like do more people have wings the further back in time you go?
  374.  
  375. [5/13/13 6:30:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): so it's like DEFENSE MECHANISM ACTIVATE hold it off for as long as they can
  376.  
  377. [5/13/13 6:30:37 PM] bb: OOO!!!
  378.  
  379. [5/13/13 6:30:38 PM] bb: like
  380.  
  381. [5/13/13 6:30:39 PM] bb: like
  382.  
  383. [5/13/13 6:31:07 PM] bb: like how armidillos can hold off giving birth if situation SUCKS winged people do that, they hold off until they phsyically can't
  384.  
  385. [5/13/13 6:31:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yeap.
  386.  
  387. [5/13/13 6:31:24 PM] bb: stress activates the chemicals and hormones that start the growth process
  388.  
  389. [5/13/13 6:31:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'd assume it was a more common thing in the past, but still most wings were kind of small
  390.  
  391. [5/13/13 6:31:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Altair gets to boast about his (for being large for the time)
  392.  
  393. [5/13/13 6:31:46 PM] bb: mhm
  394.  
  395. [5/13/13 6:31:53 PM] Mark (Yusuf): although
  396.  
  397. [5/13/13 6:31:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): it could also go
  398.  
  399. [5/13/13 6:32:00 PM] bb: yeah his are capable of long distance gliding
  400.  
  401. [5/13/13 6:32:01 PM] Mark (Yusuf): that many of them were cut off
  402.  
  403. [5/13/13 6:32:03 PM] bb: most people can't
  404.  
  405. [5/13/13 6:32:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): or people were killed for having them
  406.  
  407. [5/13/13 6:32:12 PM] Mark (Yusuf): simply because of fear
  408.  
  409. [5/13/13 6:32:17 PM] bb: yeah as time progressed they were seen as witches and shit
  410.  
  411. [5/13/13 6:32:28 PM] bb: probably by Connor's time it's seen as devil's work
  412.  
  413. [5/13/13 6:32:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Ezio's even
  414.  
  415. [5/13/13 6:32:37 PM] bb: around Ezio's time they're seen as angels sent from god
  416.  
  417. [5/13/13 6:32:46 PM] bb: like God's chosen on earth
  418.  
  419. [5/13/13 6:32:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I can see both happening there
  420.  
  421. [5/13/13 6:32:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): some are like
  422.  
  423. [5/13/13 6:32:55 PM] bb: and people would kill you out of jealousy and spite
  424.  
  425. [5/13/13 6:32:59 PM] bb: cause you're chosen and they weren;t
  426.  
  427. [5/13/13 6:33:03 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "Who gave you the right to emulate God's messengers"
  428.  
  429. [5/13/13 6:33:10 PM] bb: yeah
  430.  
  431. [5/13/13 6:33:12 PM] Mark (Yusuf): especially since they weren't always perfect white wings like the images
  432.  
  433. [5/13/13 6:33:22 PM] bb: the Pope before Rodrigo endorced winged humans
  434.  
  435. [5/13/13 6:33:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and others were like "amg chosen one"
  436.  
  437. [5/13/13 6:33:37 PM] bb: lols yes
  438.  
  439. [5/13/13 6:33:48 PM] bb: Rodrigo started the trend of killing winged humans
  440.  
  441. [5/13/13 6:33:49 PM] bb: AHH!!
  442.  
  443. [5/13/13 6:33:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Rodrigo hates the Auditores so he's like THEY ARE FALSE SHEPHERDS
  444.  
  445. [5/13/13 6:33:53 PM] bb: I WANT LEO TO HAVE WINGS!
  446.  
  447. [5/13/13 6:33:59 PM] Mark (Yusuf): OMG
  448.  
  449. [5/13/13 6:34:02 PM] bb: bright blue ones
  450.  
  451. [5/13/13 6:34:06 PM] bb: with green stripes
  452.  
  453. [5/13/13 6:34:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): JAAAAY
  454.  
  455. [5/13/13 6:34:13 PM] bb: white and black then
  456.  
  457. [5/13/13 6:34:14 PM] bb: yes
  458.  
  459. [5/13/13 6:34:25 PM] bb: he can't fly though
  460.  
  461. [5/13/13 6:34:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): no omg his should be like exotic
  462.  
  463. [5/13/13 6:34:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and Cesare likey
  464.  
  465. [5/13/13 6:34:45 PM] bb: so he looooves watching Ezio glide and fly and shit
  466.  
  467. [5/13/13 6:35:04 PM] bb: in my head you'd have the wings of the birds around you in the wild
  468.  
  469. [5/13/13 6:35:13 PM] bb: like Altair would have more eagle wings
  470.  
  471. [5/13/13 6:35:21 PM] bb: brown and very drab
  472.  
  473. [5/13/13 6:35:33 PM] bb: Connor's are more spectacular
  474.  
  475. [5/13/13 6:35:39 PM] bb: and Desmond's are just fucking showy
  476.  
  477. [5/13/13 6:35:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Leo could have albinism in his; or melanism
  478.  
  479. [5/13/13 6:35:48 PM] bb: oooo
  480.  
  481. [5/13/13 6:35:50 PM] bb: pibald
  482.  
  483. [5/13/13 6:35:53 PM] Mark (Yusuf): although it isn't like he's genetically albino;
  484.  
  485. [5/13/13 6:36:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "desmond this isn't a circus"
  486.  
  487. [5/13/13 6:36:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "Well fuck you I didn't ask for the flashiest wings ever. I didn't /ask/ for /wings/ period."
  488.  
  489. [5/13/13 6:36:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and then wing to the FACE.
  490.  
  491. [5/13/13 6:36:52 PM] bb: lols yeah
  492.  
  493. [5/13/13 6:37:10 PM] bb: though Altair and Eziohave better 'fighting' wings
  494.  
  495. [5/13/13 6:37:15 PM] bb: they're stronger and heavier
  496.  
  497. [5/13/13 6:37:31 PM] bb: because they aren't made for real flight they're heavier
  498.  
  499. [5/13/13 6:37:35 PM] bb: but Des is stronger my bad
  500.  
  501. [5/13/13 6:37:44 PM] bb: because he can actually achieve lift
  502.  
  503. [5/13/13 6:38:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Des has stronge flightr muscles and the bone structure for lift.
  504.  
  505. [5/13/13 6:38:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): *stronger flight
  506.  
  507. [5/13/13 6:38:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Altair has the bones, but not the muscle
  508.  
  509. [5/13/13 6:38:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Connor has both, but he's also just too fucking muscular everywhere else
  510.  
  511. [5/13/13 6:39:03 PM] bb: mhm
  512.  
  513. [5/13/13 6:39:16 PM] bb: more muscle makes him too heavy
  514.  
  515. [5/13/13 6:39:37 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Ezio's kind of in the middle, he can sustain a glide, and flap hard enough to gain a little height (like spyro's hover technique)
  516.  
  517. [5/13/13 6:39:55 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'm pretty sure if any of them catch a big enough updraft, they can gain altitude that way, like most raptors
  518.  
  519. [5/13/13 6:40:23 PM] Mark (Yusuf): especially if they have the wide wings of hawks and eagles.
  520.  
  521. [5/13/13 6:40:28 PM] bb: mhm
  522.  
  523. [5/13/13 6:40:42 PM] bb: connor doesn't have eagle wings
  524.  
  525. [5/13/13 6:40:43 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Like Leo's might just be too narrow. Like a tern or something.
  526.  
  527. [5/13/13 6:41:01 PM] bb: in my head Des has more pigeon shaped wings
  528.  
  529. [5/13/13 6:41:08 PM] bb: like he can take off from a standstill
  530.  
  531. [5/13/13 6:41:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Connor, you're stuck with stumpy not quite pigeon things
  532.  
  533. [5/13/13 6:41:24 PM] bb: yeah
  534.  
  535. [5/13/13 6:41:27 PM] bb: more like a sparrow
  536.  
  537. [5/13/13 6:41:53 PM] bb: http://www.environment.gov.au/biodiversity/migratory/publications/feathers-flyway-food/images/figure7.jpg
  538.  
  539. [5/13/13 6:41:54 PM] bb: boop
  540.  
  541. [5/13/13 6:42:16 PM] bb: Altair has gull wings
  542.  
  543. [5/13/13 6:42:23 PM] bb: Ezio eagle wings
  544.  
  545. [5/13/13 6:42:27 PM] bb: Des pheasant wings
  546.  
  547. [5/13/13 6:42:34 PM] bb: and Connor swallow wings :3
  548.  
  549. [5/13/13 6:42:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Omg or Haytham's were bound before they grew fully
  550.  
  551. [5/13/13 6:42:59 PM] bb: ooooooo
  552.  
  553. [5/13/13 6:43:05 PM] bb: so he was crippled?
  554.  
  555. [5/13/13 6:43:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He's just like 'sigh I have wings I guess, I'lll just hit you with them'
  556.  
  557. [5/13/13 6:43:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Well I very well doubt Templars liked wings much (thanks Rodrigo)
  558.  
  559. [5/13/13 6:43:40 PM] bb: yeah but times changed
  560.  
  561. [5/13/13 6:43:48 PM] bb: and they couldn't deny they had a winged human
  562.  
  563. [5/13/13 6:43:55 PM] bb: and that they'd be very benifitial
  564.  
  565. [5/13/13 6:44:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): well it wasn't like nobody knew Haytham was an assassin, i suppose
  566.  
  567. [5/13/13 6:45:14 PM] bb: yeah they all knew
  568.  
  569. [5/13/13 6:45:17 PM] bb: 'cept him
  570.  
  571. [5/13/13 6:45:20 PM] bb: ...
  572.  
  573. [5/13/13 6:45:22 PM] bb: I want Ed
  574.  
  575. [5/13/13 6:45:25 PM] bb: to have like
  576.  
  577. [5/13/13 6:45:27 PM] bb: albatrose wings
  578.  
  579. [5/13/13 6:45:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Edward had huge ass gliding wings. Because he totally tied himself to the mast and let the wind
  580.  
  581. [5/13/13 6:45:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): carry
  582.  
  583. [5/13/13 6:45:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): him
  584.  
  585. [5/13/13 6:45:38 PM] bb: yesssss
  586.  
  587. [5/13/13 6:45:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): up to look around from up there
  588.  
  589. [5/13/13 6:45:42 PM] bb: YESSSSS
  590.  
  591. [5/13/13 6:45:44 PM] bb: OMG
  592.  
  593. [5/13/13 6:45:45 PM] bb: OMG
  594.  
  595. [5/13/13 6:45:47 PM] bb: okay so
  596.  
  597. [5/13/13 6:45:52 PM] bb: I dunno if you have these
  598.  
  599. [5/13/13 6:45:52 PM] bb: but
  600.  
  601. [5/13/13 6:46:02 PM] bb: in Florida there are birds called cormerants
  602.  
  603. [5/13/13 6:46:07 PM] bb: and they are REALLY common
  604.  
  605. [5/13/13 6:46:11 PM] bb: and they're water diving birds
  606.  
  607. [5/13/13 6:46:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i know what they look like xD
  608.  
  609. [5/13/13 6:46:18 PM] bb: Ed has cormerant wings
  610.  
  611. [5/13/13 6:46:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yes
  612.  
  613. [5/13/13 6:46:29 PM] bb: for gliding
  614.  
  615. [5/13/13 6:46:35 PM] bb: and diving :3c
  616.  
  617. [5/13/13 6:47:02 PM] Mark (Yusuf): we have them in washington xD
  618.  
  619. [5/13/13 6:47:08 PM] Mark (Yusuf): they sun themselves on the docks by the ferry
  620.  
  621. [5/13/13 6:47:24 PM] bb: well I don't know okay >:U
  622.  
  623. [5/13/13 6:47:25 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Ed totally goes fishing like a cormerant
  624.  
  625. [5/13/13 6:47:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): snort
  626.  
  627. [5/13/13 6:47:30 PM] bb: and yes he does
  628.  
  629. [5/13/13 6:47:41 PM] bb: he also likes ssurprising dolphins
  630.  
  631. [5/13/13 6:47:42 PM] bb: just like
  632.  
  633. [5/13/13 6:47:43 PM] Mark (Yusuf): of course, he has to spend like three hours with his wings open on dick afterward
  634.  
  635. [5/13/13 6:47:46 PM] bb: dives into a pod of them
  636.  
  637. [5/13/13 6:47:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): deck
  638.  
  639. [5/13/13 6:47:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): not dick
  640.  
  641. [5/13/13 6:47:48 PM] bb: and is like 'sup bitches'
  642.  
  643. [5/13/13 6:47:58 PM] bb: yeah
  644.  
  645. [5/13/13 6:48:01 PM] Mark (Yusuf): no dolphin's gonna take him to a rape cave
  646.  
  647. [5/13/13 6:48:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): not when he drops on their heads
  648.  
  649. [5/13/13 6:48:14 PM] bb: like just sitting on the side of the deck, wings half unfurled
  650.  
  651. [5/13/13 6:48:22 PM] bb: XD
  652.  
  653. [5/13/13 6:48:43 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'd say Connor does a similar thing on the Aquila to look out, because fuck the conventional crow's nest
  654.  
  655. [5/13/13 6:48:55 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he just requires a lot more wind
  656.  
  657. [5/13/13 6:49:03 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and/ or speed by the ship
  658.  
  659. [5/13/13 6:49:03 PM] bb: XD
  660.  
  661. [5/13/13 6:49:04 PM] bb: yes
  662.  
  663. [5/13/13 6:49:13 PM] bb: cause he doesn't have the gliding wings
  664.  
  665. [5/13/13 6:49:16 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I think he got his wings young though
  666.  
  667. [5/13/13 6:49:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): so he was better at flying and crap when he was seventeen
  668.  
  669. [5/13/13 6:49:31 PM] bb: yeah
  670.  
  671. [5/13/13 6:49:37 PM] bb: Connor got his wings after his mother died
  672.  
  673. [5/13/13 6:49:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and then achilles bulks him up and he's like
  674.  
  675. [5/13/13 6:49:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): fuck i can't fly like i used to achilles
  676.  
  677. [5/13/13 6:49:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): am i fat
  678.  
  679. [5/13/13 6:49:51 PM] bb: XD
  680.  
  681. [5/13/13 6:50:00 PM] bb: 'boy you don't need wings'
  682.  
  683. [5/13/13 6:50:05 PM] bb: Achilles has no wings
  684.  
  685. [5/13/13 6:50:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like he'll jump off the cliff and glide toward the aquila
  686.  
  687. [5/13/13 6:50:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and instead of making it on deck
  688.  
  689. [5/13/13 6:50:18 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he either smashes into the side
  690.  
  691. [5/13/13 6:50:22 PM] Mark (Yusuf): or hits the water first
  692.  
  693. [5/13/13 6:50:28 PM] bb: lols
  694.  
  695. [5/13/13 6:50:31 PM] bb: he can't land anymore
  696.  
  697. [5/13/13 6:50:34 PM] bb: he used to be able to
  698.  
  699. [5/13/13 6:50:39 PM] bb: he physically can't land though
  700.  
  701. [5/13/13 6:50:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he kind of
  702.  
  703. [5/13/13 6:50:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): has a party with the ground
  704.  
  705. [5/13/13 6:50:54 PM] Mark (Yusuf): a painful party
  706.  
  707. [5/13/13 6:50:56 PM] bb: his shoulder muscles get in the way of his wing muscles
  708.  
  709. [5/13/13 6:51:04 PM] bb: face first ground party!
  710.  
  711. [5/13/13 6:51:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He adapts to using them more to smack people though
  712.  
  713. [5/13/13 6:51:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omg in bridewell sob
  714.  
  715. [5/13/13 6:51:37 PM] Mark (Yusuf): the guards totally clip him and pull out feathers and stuff
  716.  
  717. [5/13/13 6:51:48 PM] bb: when he goes to prison?
  718.  
  719. [5/13/13 6:51:55 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yes
  720.  
  721. [5/13/13 6:51:58 PM] bb: uhg
  722.  
  723. [5/13/13 6:52:03 PM] bb: yes
  724.  
  725. [5/13/13 6:52:29 PM] bb: he's so depressed when they cut his wings :<
  726.  
  727. [5/13/13 6:52:31 PM] bb: >:
  728.  
  729. [5/13/13 6:52:54 PM] bb: c-can kanen have wings?
  730.  
  731. [5/13/13 6:53:02 PM] bb: and actually now that I'm thinking about it
  732.  
  733. [5/13/13 6:53:11 PM] bb: I feel like the majority of Connor's tribe would have wings
  734.  
  735. [5/13/13 6:53:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and when he;s getting hung his wings are like forced open to display the ragged state of his wings, before getting tied back so they don't get in the way
  736.  
  737. [5/13/13 6:54:26 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and then the run for Hickey is all fucking weird because he can't utilize his wings for balance or anything
  738.  
  739. [5/13/13 6:54:33 PM] bb: yeah
  740.  
  741. [5/13/13 6:54:36 PM] bb: cause they're hurt
  742.  
  743. [5/13/13 6:54:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): it becomes the least graceful kill he's ever executed
  744.  
  745. [5/13/13 6:54:41 PM] bb: and clipped
  746.  
  747. [5/13/13 6:54:45 PM] bb: lols
  748.  
  749. [5/13/13 6:54:53 PM] bb: well it is the least graceful in canon too XD
  750.  
  751. [5/13/13 6:55:02 PM] Mark (Yusuf): imagine it worse by like
  752.  
  753. [5/13/13 6:55:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): infinity
  754.  
  755. [5/13/13 6:55:28 PM] bb: he doesn't really jump onto Hickey
  756.  
  757. [5/13/13 6:55:30 PM] bb: he kinda...
  758.  
  759. [5/13/13 6:55:32 PM] bb: falls onto him
  760.  
  761. [5/13/13 6:55:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): also yes the tribes should have a better affinity for wings
  762.  
  763. [5/13/13 6:55:44 PM] Mark (Yusuf): it's the worst tackle anyone has ever seen
  764.  
  765. [5/13/13 6:56:08 PM] bb: XD
  766.  
  767. [5/13/13 6:56:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): because usually Connor would use his wings to gain even more momentum, or even a little bit of height just to make the blow more severe
  768.  
  769. [5/13/13 6:56:51 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and it's like (in comparison) him smacking hickey with like, a pillow. Of course it's not that weak, but compared to what he usually does he's like
  770.  
  771. [5/13/13 6:56:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): damn that was weak
  772.  
  773. [5/13/13 6:57:21 PM] bb: he's so frustrated by it
  774.  
  775. [5/13/13 6:57:22 PM] bb: XD
  776.  
  777. [5/13/13 6:57:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): wings are like
  778.  
  779. [5/13/13 6:57:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): the best scare tactic
  780.  
  781. [5/13/13 6:57:48 PM] bb: omg YES
  782.  
  783. [5/13/13 6:57:51 PM] bb: like just
  784.  
  785. [5/13/13 6:57:51 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i mean, in the dark, like holy fuck
  786.  
  787. [5/13/13 6:57:51 PM] bb: UHG
  788.  
  789. [5/13/13 6:57:57 PM] Mark (Yusuf): this guy and then BAM WHAT THE HELL
  790.  
  791. [5/13/13 6:58:01 PM] bb: XD
  792.  
  793. [5/13/13 6:58:07 PM] bb: I'm imagining like
  794.  
  795. [5/13/13 6:58:11 PM] bb: Des is a p chill dude
  796.  
  797. [5/13/13 6:58:15 PM] bb: he doesn't give away much
  798.  
  799. [5/13/13 6:58:18 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he's chill as fuck
  800.  
  801. [5/13/13 6:58:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): canon
  802.  
  803. [5/13/13 6:58:26 PM] bb: yeap!
  804.  
  805. [5/13/13 6:58:29 PM] bb: when he gets his wings
  806.  
  807. [5/13/13 6:58:36 PM] bb: they start moving according to his emotions
  808.  
  809. [5/13/13 6:58:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omfg
  810.  
  811. [5/13/13 6:58:43 PM] bb: and so when he yells at his dad
  812.  
  813. [5/13/13 6:58:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): RUFFLED
  814.  
  815. [5/13/13 6:58:50 PM] bb: they FULLY unfurl
  816.  
  817. [5/13/13 6:58:51 PM] bb: and like
  818.  
  819. [5/13/13 6:58:55 PM] bb: make him look HUGE
  820.  
  821. [5/13/13 6:58:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): AND FLUFFED OUT ASDJFNASKDJNF
  822.  
  823. [5/13/13 6:58:59 PM] bb: yes
  824.  
  825. [5/13/13 6:59:15 PM] bb: is Lucy alive in this AU?
  826.  
  827. [5/13/13 6:59:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He probably ends up clipping something in the process and it really hurts but he's too pissed
  828.  
  829. [5/13/13 6:59:20 PM] bb: I don't want her to be dead
  830.  
  831. [5/13/13 6:59:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'd assume most things happen according to canon
  832.  
  833. [5/13/13 6:59:39 PM] bb: but canon is SAD
  834.  
  835. [5/13/13 6:59:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Juno would still drive Desmond's blade into her gut.
  836.  
  837. [5/13/13 6:59:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and Desmond's even more upset because TWCB have fucking wings
  838.  
  839. [5/13/13 7:00:00 PM] bb: yeah but you can SURVIVE that
  840.  
  841. [5/13/13 7:00:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): >:3
  842.  
  843. [5/13/13 7:00:11 PM] bb: you can survive a fucking stab to the fucking gut >:U
  844.  
  845. [5/13/13 7:00:20 PM] bb: I have a one-shot
  846.  
  847. [5/13/13 7:00:24 PM] bb: where she has amnesia
  848.  
  849. [5/13/13 7:00:27 PM] bb: can she have that?
  850.  
  851. [5/13/13 7:00:29 PM] bb: that'd be fun
  852.  
  853. [5/13/13 7:00:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): if you want
  854.  
  855. [5/13/13 7:00:37 PM] bb: :D
  856.  
  857. [5/13/13 7:00:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I just like it when Desmond is unhappy
  858.  
  859. [5/13/13 7:00:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): /horrible
  860.  
  861. [5/13/13 7:00:43 PM] bb: lols
  862.  
  863. [5/13/13 7:00:45 PM] bb: well he is
  864.  
  865. [5/13/13 7:00:49 PM] bb: cause she doesn't know who he is
  866.  
  867. [5/13/13 7:00:58 PM] bb: or what they went through together
  868.  
  869. [5/13/13 7:01:07 PM] bb: and thinks she still has a boyfriend from before she left for Abstergo
  870.  
  871. [5/13/13 7:01:24 PM] bb: and he just has to be like 'so I'm back to look but don't touch. Great'
  872.  
  873. [5/13/13 7:01:27 PM] bb: OOO
  874.  
  875. [5/13/13 7:01:34 PM] bb: Desmond totally molts when he's in a coma
  876.  
  877. [5/13/13 7:01:44 PM] bb: and his feathers come back really shiny
  878.  
  879. [5/13/13 7:01:44 PM] Mark (Yusuf): feathers
  880.  
  881. [5/13/13 7:01:45 PM] Mark (Yusuf): everywhere
  882.  
  883. [5/13/13 7:01:48 PM] bb: yes
  884.  
  885. [5/13/13 7:01:53 PM] bb: and some of them are gold
  886.  
  887. [5/13/13 7:01:53 PM] Mark (Yusuf): in the fucking plane
  888.  
  889. [5/13/13 7:01:56 PM] bb: like just randomly
  890.  
  891. [5/13/13 7:01:59 PM] bb: gold feather
  892.  
  893. [5/13/13 7:02:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): in the fucking van
  894.  
  895. [5/13/13 7:02:08 PM] Mark (Yusuf): in the fucking animus
  896.  
  897. [5/13/13 7:02:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): feathers
  898.  
  899. [5/13/13 7:02:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): everywhere
  900.  
  901. [5/13/13 7:02:28 PM] bb: yeap
  902.  
  903. [5/13/13 7:02:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "YOU GOT FEATHERS IN BABY'S FAN"
  904.  
  905. [5/13/13 7:02:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "uh. sorry?"
  906.  
  907. [5/13/13 7:02:38 PM] bb: meanwhile Des is unconcious
  908.  
  909. [5/13/13 7:02:39 PM] bb: XD
  910.  
  911. [5/13/13 7:03:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  912.  
  913. [5/13/13 7:04:20 PM] bb: Des wakes up and instead of shit shining on his arm
  914.  
  915. [5/13/13 7:04:27 PM] bb: his feathers have turned half gold
  916.  
  917. [5/13/13 7:04:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Yay shiny feathers of TWCB
  918.  
  919. [5/13/13 7:04:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he's peeved as all hell
  920.  
  921. [5/13/13 7:04:41 PM] bb: THEY NEVER EXPLAINED THAT SHIT EITHER!
  922.  
  923. WHAT WAS THAT SHIT ON HIS ARM UBISOFT D<
  924.  
  925. [5/13/13 7:04:44 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like
  926.  
  927. [5/13/13 7:04:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): HOW THE HELL IS THIS INCOGNITO
  928.  
  929. [5/13/13 7:04:50 PM] bb: 'damnit now I clash!'
  930.  
  931. [5/13/13 7:04:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): OH YEAH
  932.  
  933. [5/13/13 7:04:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I HAVE LIKE
  934.  
  935. [5/13/13 7:05:26 PM] Mark (Yusuf): THIS THIRTY FOOT WINGSPAN
  936.  
  937. [5/13/13 7:05:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): AND NOW HALF OF MY FEATHERS LOOK LIKE PRECIOUS METALS.
  938.  
  939. [5/13/13 7:05:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): GREAT
  940.  
  941. [5/13/13 7:06:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He'd have to awkwardly fold them like around his goddamn torso, and even then the feathers are too long to sit (for when he's getting the fucking batteries)
  942.  
  943. [5/13/13 7:06:35 PM] Mark (Yusuf): but NY would be easy
  944.  
  945. [5/13/13 7:06:44 PM] Mark (Yusuf): climb the building and jump off, no glider required
  946.  
  947. [5/13/13 7:06:47 PM] bb: oh god yeah
  948.  
  949. [5/13/13 7:06:48 PM] bb: god
  950.  
  951. [5/13/13 7:06:52 PM] bb: Des' wings would be like
  952.  
  953. [5/13/13 7:06:57 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He'd be standing on the train
  954.  
  955. [5/13/13 7:06:58 PM] bb: the MOST inconvient things ever
  956.  
  957. [5/13/13 7:07:01 PM] Mark (Yusuf): perpetually angry
  958.  
  959. [5/13/13 7:07:09 PM] bb: he couldn't walk through doors XD
  960.  
  961. [5/13/13 7:07:22 PM] Mark (Yusuf): not with them out, no
  962.  
  963. [5/13/13 7:07:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he'd have to bend over
  964.  
  965. [5/13/13 7:07:37 PM] bb: he would have to wrap them over his shoulders kinda
  966.  
  967. [5/13/13 7:07:45 PM] bb: thus ristricting his arm movements
  968.  
  969. [5/13/13 7:07:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): or try and wrap them around himself
  970.  
  971. [5/13/13 7:08:46 PM] bb: yeah
  972.  
  973. [5/13/13 7:08:50 PM] bb: INSTANT BLANKET!
  974.  
  975. [5/13/13 7:08:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): There has to be a point where Desmond manages to scoop Lucy up and fly around Monteriggioni
  976.  
  977. [5/13/13 7:09:38 PM] bb: :DDD
  978.  
  979. [5/13/13 7:09:39 PM] bb: yesss
  980.  
  981. [5/13/13 7:09:45 PM] Mark (Yusuf): At least they're not bat people
  982.  
  983. [5/13/13 7:09:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): that
  984.  
  985. [5/13/13 7:09:46 PM] bb: also wing cuddles
  986.  
  987. [5/13/13 7:09:51 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sadkjfnkasdjf
  988.  
  989. [5/13/13 7:09:57 PM] bb: like Lucy in his lap
  990.  
  991. [5/13/13 7:10:02 PM] bb: and just wings around them both
  992.  
  993. [5/13/13 7:10:10 PM] bb: they fall asleep like that
  994.  
  995. [5/13/13 7:10:12 PM] Mark (Yusuf): wing blanket
  996.  
  997. [5/13/13 7:10:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): wingbrella
  998.  
  999. [5/13/13 7:10:26 PM] bb: and Shaun is just 'we need to get back on shedule!' 'Shut up Shaun, let 'em sleep'
  1000.  
  1001. [5/13/13 7:10:30 PM] bb: OMG I LOVE WINGBRELLAS!!
  1002.  
  1003. [5/13/13 7:10:40 PM] bb: it rains one night Lucy has to stand watch
  1004.  
  1005. [5/13/13 7:10:50 PM] bb: and they have no umbrellas cause why would they?
  1006.  
  1007. [5/13/13 7:11:10 PM] bb: and Des goes out and she's standing under a balcony
  1008.  
  1009. [5/13/13 7:11:18 PM] bb: though wicked dangerous cause it might collapse
  1010.  
  1011. [5/13/13 7:11:30 PM] bb: and Des is just 'come get out of the rain' and already has one of his wings up
  1012.  
  1013. [5/13/13 7:11:32 PM] bb: and wingbrella
  1014.  
  1015. [5/13/13 7:12:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1016.  
  1017. [5/13/13 7:12:45 PM] bb: PRECIOUS BABY!
  1018.  
  1019. [5/13/13 7:14:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): augh fuck wingfic
  1020.  
  1021. [5/13/13 7:14:40 PM] bb: XD
  1022.  
  1023. [5/13/13 7:15:02 PM] bb: that was entertaining
  1024.  
  1025. [5/13/13 7:15:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ... I can't get Edward
  1026.  
  1027. [5/13/13 7:15:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): fishing
  1028.  
  1029. [5/13/13 7:15:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): out of my head
  1030.  
  1031. [5/13/13 7:16:11 PM] bb: and then drying out on the deck?
  1032.  
  1033. [5/13/13 7:16:14 PM] bb: I honestly
  1034.  
  1035. [5/13/13 7:16:22 PM] bb: am imagining lying face down
  1036.  
  1037. [5/13/13 7:16:23 PM] bb: naked
  1038.  
  1039. [5/13/13 7:16:25 PM] bb: on the deck
  1040.  
  1041. [5/13/13 7:16:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): akjfnaskdjnf
  1042.  
  1043. [5/13/13 7:16:29 PM] bb: wings spread wide
  1044.  
  1045. [5/13/13 7:16:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Or sitting naked on deck
  1046.  
  1047. [5/13/13 7:16:32 PM] bb: to dry off
  1048.  
  1049. [5/13/13 7:16:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): fuck it, they're his men, they don't give a fuck
  1050.  
  1051. [5/13/13 7:16:37 PM] bb: soooo face down
  1052.  
  1053. [5/13/13 7:16:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): plus he's a good oggle
  1054.  
  1055. [5/13/13 7:16:42 PM] bb: or face up
  1056.  
  1057. [5/13/13 7:16:44 PM] bb: drinking rum
  1058.  
  1059. [5/13/13 7:16:49 PM] bb: and singing drunkenly
  1060.  
  1061. [5/13/13 7:17:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): lsdkfslkdmf
  1062.  
  1063. [5/13/13 7:17:18 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Yusuf thinks oldzio's wings are the most amazing thing
  1064.  
  1065. [5/13/13 7:17:22 PM] bb: :DDD
  1066.  
  1067. [5/13/13 7:17:23 PM] bb: yess
  1068.  
  1069. [5/13/13 7:17:28 PM] bb: Yusuf has no wings
  1070.  
  1071. [5/13/13 7:17:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Suleiman totally has them;
  1072.  
  1073. [5/13/13 7:17:45 PM] bb: oooo
  1074.  
  1075. [5/13/13 7:17:46 PM] bb: yes
  1076.  
  1077. [5/13/13 7:17:50 PM] Mark (Yusuf): But they're more like oriental things
  1078.  
  1079. [5/13/13 7:18:05 PM] Mark (Yusuf): a decorative mark of his blood line as royalty.
  1080.  
  1081. [5/13/13 7:18:28 PM] bb: o3o
  1082.  
  1083. [5/13/13 7:18:29 PM] bb: yESSS
  1084.  
  1085. [5/13/13 7:18:36 PM] bb: can they be yellow and black?
  1086.  
  1087. [5/13/13 7:18:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yes
  1088.  
  1089. [5/13/13 7:19:29 PM] bb: :DDD
  1090.  
  1091. [5/13/13 7:19:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sdkjfnsdkn
  1092.  
  1093. [5/13/13 7:19:43 PM] bb: wat?
  1094.  
  1095. [5/13/13 7:19:51 PM] Mark (Yusuf): just
  1096.  
  1097. [5/13/13 7:19:57 PM] Mark (Yusuf): thinkin' bout edward the cormorant again;
  1098.  
  1099. [5/13/13 7:20:00 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sob
  1100.  
  1101. [5/13/13 7:20:03 PM] bb: lols
  1102.  
  1103. [5/13/13 7:20:07 PM] bb: ooo
  1104.  
  1105. [5/13/13 7:20:15 PM] bb: what makes Haytham's wings come out?
  1106.  
  1107. [5/13/13 7:20:19 PM] bb: or do they never come out?
  1108.  
  1109. [5/13/13 7:20:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): there's plenty of stress in his life
  1110.  
  1111. [5/13/13 7:20:55 PM] bb: trrrue
  1112.  
  1113. [5/13/13 7:20:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): his could even be much later in life
  1114.  
  1115. [5/13/13 7:21:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): but he was raised initially as an assassin
  1116.  
  1117. [5/13/13 7:21:40 PM] bb: yeah
  1118.  
  1119. [5/13/13 7:21:43 PM] bb: only by Templars
  1120.  
  1121. [5/13/13 7:22:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and i have a feeling Ed didn't care either way if he had or didn't have wings (but fanon has a feeling he would want to teach Haytham everything ever even though their interaction is unclear.
  1122.  
  1123. [5/13/13 7:22:31 PM] bb: yeah
  1124.  
  1125. [5/13/13 7:22:41 PM] bb: as I've said
  1126.  
  1127. [5/13/13 7:22:44 PM] bb: Ed isn't a real adult
  1128.  
  1129. [5/13/13 7:22:46 PM] bb: he's a muppet
  1130.  
  1131. [5/13/13 7:23:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): FLY MY SON /throws babtham off the fucking mast
  1132.  
  1133. [5/13/13 7:23:58 PM] bb: omfg
  1134.  
  1135. [5/13/13 7:24:02 PM] bb: Haytham HAS NO WINGS
  1136.  
  1137. [5/13/13 7:24:04 PM] bb: EDWARD NO
  1138.  
  1139. [5/13/13 7:24:35 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Well if he did
  1140.  
  1141. [5/13/13 7:25:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): another part of it is obviously nourishment, like the quality of food available
  1142.  
  1143. [5/13/13 7:25:15 PM] bb: ooo
  1144.  
  1145. [5/13/13 7:25:16 PM] bb: yeah
  1146.  
  1147. [5/13/13 7:25:23 PM] Mark (Yusuf): But Haytham probably never wanted them.
  1148.  
  1149. [5/13/13 7:25:24 PM] bb: and that's also why Des has bigger wings
  1150.  
  1151. [5/13/13 7:25:33 PM] bb: better food than his ancestors
  1152.  
  1153. [5/13/13 7:25:57 PM] bb: he can sustain the amount of shit his wings need to grow large
  1154.  
  1155. [5/13/13 7:26:10 PM] bb: like lots of calcium
  1156.  
  1157. [5/13/13 7:26:18 PM] bb: I think eventually they just say fuck it about the milk
  1158.  
  1159. [5/13/13 7:26:25 PM] bb: and give him calcium sppliments
  1160.  
  1161. [5/13/13 7:26:34 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He probably gets jealous of Connor, but it's a weird proud kind of jealousy. But Haytham's probably fit easily under his cape
  1162.  
  1163. [5/13/13 7:26:34 PM] bb: when he starts to complain about joint and bone aches
  1164.  
  1165. [5/13/13 7:26:45 PM] bb: yeah Haytham has small ones
  1166.  
  1167. [5/13/13 7:26:50 PM] bb: like as big as is arms
  1168.  
  1169. [5/13/13 7:27:05 PM] bb: which you can fit easily behind your back
  1170.  
  1171. [5/13/13 7:27:44 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he just whips them out
  1172.  
  1173. [5/13/13 7:27:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): to hit people
  1174.  
  1175. [5/13/13 7:27:50 PM] bb: yes
  1176.  
  1177. [5/13/13 7:27:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like he can't even be bothered to smack you
  1178.  
  1179. [5/13/13 7:27:58 PM] bb: so fast most people don't realize wat just happened
  1180.  
  1181. [5/13/13 7:28:05 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he'll smack you with his wing
  1182.  
  1183. [5/13/13 7:28:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like I can't even waste the energy to actually backhand you
  1184.  
  1185. [5/13/13 7:28:14 PM] bb: he contsnatly smacks Charles and Hickey
  1186.  
  1187. [5/13/13 7:28:16 PM] bb: for being idiots
  1188.  
  1189. [5/13/13 7:28:29 PM] bb: he never has to hit William or... Thomas it was right?
  1190.  
  1191. [5/13/13 7:28:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Thomas Hickey
  1192.  
  1193. [5/13/13 7:28:46 PM] bb: what's the other guy
  1194.  
  1195. [5/13/13 7:28:48 PM] bb: the soldier
  1196.  
  1197. [5/13/13 7:28:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): uh
  1198.  
  1199. [5/13/13 7:29:00 PM] Mark (Yusuf): bollocks uh
  1200.  
  1201. [5/13/13 7:29:02 PM] bb: I can never remember his name
  1202.  
  1203. [5/13/13 7:29:27 PM] bb: Pitcairn
  1204.  
  1205. [5/13/13 7:29:28 PM] bb: but
  1206.  
  1207. [5/13/13 7:29:33 PM] bb: what was his first name damnit
  1208.  
  1209. [5/13/13 7:29:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Was it John Pitcairn?
  1210.  
  1211. [5/13/13 7:29:46 PM] bb: YES
  1212.  
  1213. [5/13/13 7:29:47 PM] bb: John
  1214.  
  1215. [5/13/13 7:30:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): score
  1216.  
  1217. [5/13/13 7:30:11 PM] bb: XD
  1218.  
  1219. [5/13/13 7:30:18 PM] bb: literally the worst AC fans
  1220.  
  1221. [5/13/13 7:30:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Is Lee a yappy little butt still
  1222.  
  1223. [5/13/13 7:30:34 PM] bb: so many fucking characters in that game tho!
  1224.  
  1225. [5/13/13 7:30:48 PM] bb: Haytham smacks him and Hickey with wings when they get too growly
  1226.  
  1227. [5/13/13 7:30:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I mean there's a line between how eager he is to follow Haytham in the game, and how absolutely fuckin' piney people make him in fics;
  1228.  
  1229. [5/13/13 7:30:58 PM] bb: '*whap* gentlemen, that is quite enough'
  1230.  
  1231. [5/13/13 7:31:15 PM] bb: lols I've never read CharlesHaytham
  1232.  
  1233. [5/13/13 7:31:24 PM] bb: I feel like Charles would annoy me WAY too much
  1234.  
  1235. [5/13/13 7:31:59 PM] Mark (Yusuf): it is kind of annoying but in game he still gives off a creep vibe
  1236.  
  1237. [5/13/13 7:32:19 PM] bb: yeah in game it's like puppy adortion in the beginning
  1238.  
  1239. [5/13/13 7:32:26 PM] bb: and he gets creepy and annoying later on
  1240.  
  1241. [5/13/13 7:32:43 PM] bb: but he never pines
  1242.  
  1243. [5/13/13 7:32:48 PM] bb: maybe annoyed by Ziio at most
  1244.  
  1245. [5/13/13 7:32:56 PM] bb: though cause she's a native american
  1246.  
  1247. [5/13/13 7:32:58 PM] bb: but pines?
  1248.  
  1249. [5/13/13 7:33:06 PM] bb: stfu get out of the fandom >:U
  1250.  
  1251. [5/13/13 7:33:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Lee had a native american wife;
  1252.  
  1253. [5/13/13 7:33:20 PM] Mark (Yusuf): historically speaking
  1254.  
  1255. [5/13/13 7:33:26 PM] bb: I KNOW!
  1256.  
  1257. [5/13/13 7:33:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): He's probably fascinated by the wings
  1258.  
  1259. [5/13/13 7:33:38 PM] bb: but still native american woman fliriting with Master Haytham
  1260.  
  1261. [5/13/13 7:33:40 PM] bb: ooooo
  1262.  
  1263. [5/13/13 7:33:41 PM] bb: yes
  1264.  
  1265. [5/13/13 7:33:50 PM] bb: Haytham does NOT like people touching them
  1266.  
  1267. [5/13/13 7:33:51 PM] bb: at all
  1268.  
  1269. [5/13/13 7:33:54 PM] bb: for any reason
  1270.  
  1271. [5/13/13 7:33:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and he's incredibly fascinated with Haytham's (like woah british man has them wow wowowow]
  1272.  
  1273. [5/13/13 7:34:12 PM] bb: he's used to seeing native americans with wings
  1274.  
  1275. [5/13/13 7:34:14 PM] bb: but not white people
  1276.  
  1277. [5/13/13 7:34:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and for that reason William Johnson is also like 'wowowow'
  1278.  
  1279. [5/13/13 7:34:23 PM] bb: YES :D
  1280.  
  1281. [5/13/13 7:34:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): because he's all into that native american stuff and wow haytham has them too wow
  1282.  
  1283. [5/13/13 7:34:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1284.  
  1285. [5/13/13 7:34:49 PM] Mark (Yusuf): hickey don't give no fucks except he learns quickly that they make nasty bruises
  1286.  
  1287. [5/13/13 7:34:55 PM] bb: William fanboys a bit when he finds out
  1288.  
  1289. [5/13/13 7:34:56 PM] bb: XD
  1290.  
  1291. [5/13/13 7:35:01 PM] bb: lols yes
  1292.  
  1293. [5/13/13 7:35:06 PM] bb: John doesn't care
  1294.  
  1295. [5/13/13 7:35:26 PM] bb: Churh only care cause he's a doctor and is interested in how Haytham's body changes with wings
  1296.  
  1297. [5/13/13 7:35:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1298.  
  1299. [5/13/13 7:35:36 PM] bb: it is purely clinical interest tho
  1300.  
  1301. [5/13/13 7:35:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I bet he really wants to get Connor on a table. once.
  1302.  
  1303. [5/13/13 7:36:03 PM] bb: and cut him up >3c
  1304.  
  1305. [5/13/13 7:36:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omfg when they meet in the abandoned church
  1306.  
  1307. [5/13/13 7:36:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): there's like a wing flaring male strutty fight that basically just encompasses Connor flapping his wings out and then Haytham's like >:U and flaps his out and he's severely undermatched
  1308.  
  1309. [5/13/13 7:38:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Connor laughs and Haytham swears he'll kill him if he breathes a word of it He's butthurt his son has these totally awesome wings, and then he's pretty much like 'omg that was so childish haytham'
  1310.  
  1311. [5/13/13 7:38:36 PM] bb: omfg
  1312.  
  1313. [5/13/13 7:38:39 PM] bb: perfect
  1314.  
  1315. [5/13/13 7:38:44 PM] bb: he has these lil dinky wings
  1316.  
  1317. [5/13/13 7:38:51 PM] bb: and Connor has like an actual fucking wingspan
  1318.  
  1319. [5/13/13 7:38:51 PM] bb: XD
  1320.  
  1321. [5/13/13 7:39:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): You think Connor would even be able to flare them out in that derpy church
  1322.  
  1323. [5/13/13 7:39:40 PM] Mark (Yusuf): or like the tips of his primaries brush the walls
  1324.  
  1325. [5/13/13 7:39:53 PM] bb: they'd touch the wall
  1326.  
  1327. [5/13/13 7:39:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): If I'm remembering, it feels like the church is at least over 12 feet wide.
  1328.  
  1329. [5/13/13 7:39:56 PM] bb: well
  1330.  
  1331. [5/13/13 7:39:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'd say fifteen.
  1332.  
  1333. [5/13/13 7:39:59 PM] bb: maybe one would
  1334.  
  1335. [5/13/13 7:40:10 PM] bb: his wings aren't too huge
  1336.  
  1337. [5/13/13 7:40:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): so Connor's like
  1338.  
  1339. [5/13/13 7:40:23 PM] Mark (Yusuf): just under fifteen feet
  1340.  
  1341. [5/13/13 7:40:29 PM] bb: yeah
  1342.  
  1343. [5/13/13 7:40:34 PM] bb: like 13 or so
  1344.  
  1345. [5/13/13 7:41:03 PM] bb: winged people with realitiscally sized wings
  1346.  
  1347. [5/13/13 7:41:04 PM] bb: are so
  1348.  
  1349. [5/13/13 7:41:05 PM] bb: great
  1350.  
  1351. [5/13/13 7:42:16 PM] bb: what color are Haytham's wings?
  1352.  
  1353. [5/13/13 7:42:20 PM] bb: like Ed's are blackj
  1354.  
  1355. [5/13/13 7:42:22 PM] bb: black*
  1356.  
  1357. [5/13/13 7:42:26 PM] bb: and Connor's
  1358.  
  1359. [5/13/13 7:42:30 PM] bb: did we say Connor's?
  1360.  
  1361. [5/13/13 7:44:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Haytham should have pigeon colored wings
  1362.  
  1363. [5/13/13 7:44:26 PM] bb: ooo
  1364.  
  1365. [5/13/13 7:44:27 PM] bb: yes
  1366.  
  1367. [5/13/13 7:44:29 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i think we said connor's...
  1368.  
  1369. [5/13/13 7:44:35 PM] bb: I forget...
  1370.  
  1371. [5/13/13 7:44:39 PM] bb: you said hawky
  1372.  
  1373. [5/13/13 7:44:46 PM] bb: really we should list them right now
  1374.  
  1375. [5/13/13 7:44:52 PM] bb: so if I ever come back to this I can find them XD
  1376.  
  1377. [5/13/13 7:45:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sparrow
  1378.  
  1379. [5/13/13 7:45:12 PM] bb: wing colors (cause this is the term I'll be looking up
  1380.  
  1381. [5/13/13 7:45:30 PM] bb: Connor has sparrow shaped wings and I see him with like... mottled wings yeah?
  1382.  
  1383. [5/13/13 7:45:41 PM] bb: like kinda a combo of brown, beige and black?
  1384.  
  1385. [5/13/13 7:45:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Yeah. Browns and greens and such.
  1386.  
  1387. [5/13/13 7:45:52 PM] bb: yes good
  1388.  
  1389. [5/13/13 7:46:09 PM] bb: Haytham has dwarfed wings, eagle shaped but pigeon colored
  1390.  
  1391. [5/13/13 7:46:24 PM] bb: Connor also 13 ft total wingspan
  1392.  
  1393. [5/13/13 7:46:26 PM] bb: Haytham like 5
  1394.  
  1395. [5/13/13 7:46:44 PM] bb: Edward has 15 ft, black, cormorant wings
  1396.  
  1397. [5/13/13 7:46:51 PM] bb: does Ziio have wings?
  1398.  
  1399. [5/13/13 7:47:01 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Kanen has like dusty brown and dark brown adorable fluff things (when they're kids) and he gets awesome dark brown and black wings later.
  1400.  
  1401. [5/13/13 7:47:07 PM] bb: yesss
  1402.  
  1403. [5/13/13 7:47:11 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Haytham's wings would be at least his height, since they are his arm span.
  1404.  
  1405. [5/13/13 7:47:17 PM] bb: yeah
  1406.  
  1407. [5/13/13 7:47:25 PM] bb: and he's probablu like 5'7-9 or so
  1408.  
  1409. [5/13/13 7:47:31 PM] bb: so they're almost 6 foot
  1410.  
  1411. [5/13/13 7:48:26 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Ziio could have cream and brown mottled wings, brown sparrow, whereas Connor is a green sparrow (Green doesn't exactly mean like foliage green, it's just a color term easiest seen in canaries)
  1412.  
  1413. [5/13/13 7:48:35 PM] bb: oo
  1414.  
  1415. [5/13/13 7:48:36 PM] bb: yes
  1416.  
  1417. [5/13/13 7:48:37 PM] bb: I like
  1418.  
  1419. [5/13/13 7:48:39 PM] bb: like a lot1
  1420.  
  1421. [5/13/13 7:48:41 PM] bb: !*
  1422.  
  1423. [5/13/13 7:49:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Hers would have been about nine or ten feet.
  1424.  
  1425. [5/13/13 7:49:06 PM] bb: she has larger wings, like she can kinda propel herself on her own acoord
  1426.  
  1427. [5/13/13 7:49:12 PM] bb: accord*
  1428.  
  1429. [5/13/13 7:49:36 PM] bb: I kinda wanna say she can fly but she wouldn't have the diet to support wings that large so :/
  1430.  
  1431. [5/13/13 7:50:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Well if she's like 5'4''
  1432.  
  1433. [5/13/13 7:50:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): eleven foot wings might cut it
  1434.  
  1435. [5/13/13 7:50:54 PM] bb: this is truuue
  1436.  
  1437. [5/13/13 7:51:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and if she's light as all hell
  1438.  
  1439. [5/13/13 7:51:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I mean, I weigh 113 and I'm 5'3''
  1440.  
  1441. [5/13/13 7:51:21 PM] bb: like you need at least two and a half times the wing space as you are long to hold yourself up there abouts
  1442.  
  1443. [5/13/13 7:51:25 PM] Mark (Yusuf): 4''
  1444.  
  1445. [5/13/13 7:51:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ziio is a bumble bee
  1446.  
  1447. [5/13/13 7:51:34 PM] bb: XD
  1448.  
  1449. [5/13/13 7:51:35 PM] Mark (Yusuf): she breaks physics
  1450.  
  1451. [5/13/13 7:51:49 PM] bb: Ezio has russet eagle wings, dark tips, paler speckles along the wing joint and where the wing meets flesh and nearly black underwings and probably like 10 feet in length and are good for gliding and slight amounts of actual flying
  1452.  
  1453. [5/13/13 7:52:44 PM] bb: Federico has more redish wings, probably more the color of a cardinal bird, and more rapid take off wings (like a pigeon) and black stripes along the ends, brown underwing
  1454.  
  1455. [5/13/13 7:52:55 PM] bb: Pet doesn't have wings he's too little
  1456.  
  1457. [5/13/13 7:53:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): baw no bab fluff for Pet
  1458.  
  1459. [5/13/13 7:53:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he's also too sick, I'd assume
  1460.  
  1461. [5/13/13 7:53:11 PM] bb: the deaths of the Auditore menfolk make Claudia and Ezio get wings
  1462.  
  1463. [5/13/13 7:53:20 PM] bb: yeah growing wings would kill him
  1464.  
  1465. [5/13/13 7:53:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like, if he did survive, he'd just always have aches, but would never grow them poor bab
  1466.  
  1467. [5/13/13 7:53:43 PM] bb: nope
  1468.  
  1469. [5/13/13 7:53:47 PM] bb: Claudia haaaas, she has small wings, like Haytham. She can't fly and barely can glide.
  1470.  
  1471. [5/13/13 7:54:08 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Hers are like a lighter color variant of Fed's though, that'd be cute
  1472.  
  1473. [5/13/13 7:54:11 PM] bb: they're paler, probably like an ash color with dark banding along the top and cream for the underside
  1474.  
  1475. [5/13/13 7:54:27 PM] bb: yeah :3
  1476.  
  1477. [5/13/13 7:55:05 PM] bb: Gio... I want him to have like steel gray wings. Big things he can glide with like a gull and totally flat in color except the underside is /slightly/ darker
  1478.  
  1479. [5/13/13 7:55:37 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yissss
  1480.  
  1481. [5/13/13 7:55:46 PM] bb: Maria has none
  1482.  
  1483. [5/13/13 7:55:51 PM] bb: Mario probably has some
  1484.  
  1485. [5/13/13 7:55:55 PM] bb: very small, very strong
  1486.  
  1487. [5/13/13 7:55:57 PM] bb: jet black
  1488.  
  1489. [5/13/13 7:56:08 PM] bb: they're made for hitting, not flying
  1490.  
  1491. [5/13/13 7:56:23 PM] bb: Altaiiir
  1492.  
  1493. [5/13/13 7:56:41 PM] bb: I forget what he has other than he has gull-like wings for gliding
  1494.  
  1495. [5/13/13 7:56:43 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Mario teaches Ezio all about wing smacking
  1496.  
  1497. [5/13/13 7:56:44 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1498.  
  1499. [5/13/13 7:56:47 PM] bb: lols YES
  1500.  
  1501. [5/13/13 7:56:53 PM] Mark (Yusuf): They were just drab
  1502.  
  1503. [5/13/13 7:56:56 PM] bb: yeah
  1504.  
  1505. [5/13/13 7:56:59 PM] Mark (Yusuf): boring colors
  1506.  
  1507. [5/13/13 7:57:02 PM] bb: probably brown and gray mottled
  1508.  
  1509. [5/13/13 7:57:05 PM] bb: nothing interesting
  1510.  
  1511. [5/13/13 7:57:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): probably light too
  1512.  
  1513. [5/13/13 7:57:09 PM] bb: yeah
  1514.  
  1515. [5/13/13 7:57:11 PM] bb: ooo
  1516.  
  1517. [5/13/13 7:57:14 PM] bb: sandy colored
  1518.  
  1519. [5/13/13 7:57:41 PM] bb: as he gets older some of his feathers turn gold from using the Apple :3
  1520.  
  1521. [5/13/13 7:57:55 PM] bb: he's got like a 10 ft wingspan which back then was HUGE
  1522.  
  1523. [5/13/13 7:58:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ljnasfkjsandf yes yesyedrasdlkfnsad
  1524.  
  1525. [5/13/13 7:58:23 PM] bb: does Malik have wings?
  1526.  
  1527. [5/13/13 7:58:29 PM] bb: I kinda want him to
  1528.  
  1529. [5/13/13 7:58:37 PM] bb: but he loses one wing and one arm
  1530.  
  1531. [5/13/13 7:58:44 PM] bb: and he has wings like a tern
  1532.  
  1533. [5/13/13 7:58:52 PM] bb: white with black tips and very narrow
  1534.  
  1535. [5/13/13 7:59:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Malik would totally
  1536.  
  1537. [5/13/13 7:59:24 PM] Mark (Yusuf): pioneer wingfighting
  1538.  
  1539. [5/13/13 7:59:29 PM] bb: :D
  1540.  
  1541. [5/13/13 7:59:30 PM] bb: yes
  1542.  
  1543. [5/13/13 7:59:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Altair's a fucking mess with his
  1544.  
  1545. [5/13/13 7:59:33 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and Malik is like
  1546.  
  1547. [5/13/13 7:59:37 PM] bb: novice
  1548.  
  1549. [5/13/13 7:59:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): SMACK
  1550.  
  1551. [5/13/13 7:59:42 PM] bb: okay so back on it
  1552.  
  1553. [5/13/13 7:59:45 PM] bb: Kadar has like
  1554.  
  1555. [5/13/13 7:59:53 PM] bb: average sized wings
  1556.  
  1557. [5/13/13 7:59:54 PM] bb: also pale
  1558.  
  1559. [5/13/13 7:59:59 PM] bb: like pale gray
  1560.  
  1561. [5/13/13 8:00:05 PM] bb: that are blue or green in some lights
  1562.  
  1563. [5/13/13 8:00:16 PM] Mark (Yusuf): with black striped primaries that have that crow-ish sheen
  1564.  
  1565. [5/13/13 8:00:22 PM] bb: o3o
  1566.  
  1567. [5/13/13 8:00:23 PM] bb: yes
  1568.  
  1569. [5/13/13 8:00:27 PM] bb: okay and that leaves Des
  1570.  
  1571. [5/13/13 8:00:30 PM] bb: with his fucking
  1572.  
  1573. [5/13/13 8:00:34 PM] Mark (Yusuf): fucking circus bird
  1574.  
  1575. [5/13/13 8:00:34 PM] bb: GIANT fucking wings
  1576.  
  1577. [5/13/13 8:00:40 PM] bb: how big are they?
  1578.  
  1579. [5/13/13 8:00:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): 30 feet just to stick it there
  1580.  
  1581. [5/13/13 8:00:45 PM] bb: 20 feet?
  1582.  
  1583. [5/13/13 8:00:47 PM] bb: 30?
  1584.  
  1585. [5/13/13 8:00:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): snort
  1586.  
  1587. [5/13/13 8:00:50 PM] Mark (Yusuf): 20-30
  1588.  
  1589. [5/13/13 8:00:52 PM] bb: lols okay
  1590.  
  1591. [5/13/13 8:00:53 PM] Mark (Yusuf): is what you wrote last time
  1592.  
  1593. [5/13/13 8:00:54 PM] bb: 25*
  1594.  
  1595. [5/13/13 8:01:05 PM] bb: 25 feet seems good
  1596.  
  1597. [5/13/13 8:01:55 PM] bb: and they're like a blue-gray color with pale tips and darker banding. The bands are irredecent blue and the underside changes colors depending on the light
  1598.  
  1599. [5/13/13 8:02:07 PM] bb: like hummingbird wings kinda
  1600.  
  1601. [5/13/13 8:02:21 PM] bb: or
  1602.  
  1603. [5/13/13 8:02:28 PM] bb: he gets hummingbird colored wings after his coma
  1604.  
  1605. [5/13/13 8:02:36 PM] bb: where before they were only a bit irredecent
  1606.  
  1607. [5/13/13 8:02:41 PM] bb: now like... they ALL are
  1608.  
  1609. [5/13/13 8:02:45 PM] Mark (Yusuf): http://25.media.tumblr.com/320fff6acf6a58191fced001f6ed0d63/tumblr_mm2aklgmZC1rqpq8ao1_500.jpg sorry to interrupt
  1610.  
  1611. [5/13/13 8:02:49 PM] bb: and some of them are just randomly golden
  1612.  
  1613. [5/13/13 8:02:55 PM] bb: lols
  1614.  
  1615. [5/13/13 8:02:56 PM] bb: seen
  1616.  
  1617. [5/13/13 8:03:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he's like that fucking fish with the random shiny scales
  1618.  
  1619. [5/13/13 8:03:12 PM] Mark (Yusuf): in that book about sharing
  1620.  
  1621. [5/13/13 8:03:14 PM] bb: yeah
  1622.  
  1623. [5/13/13 8:03:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): except
  1624.  
  1625. [5/13/13 8:03:18 PM] bb: Rainbow Fish
  1626.  
  1627. [5/13/13 8:03:18 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he's like
  1628.  
  1629. [5/13/13 8:03:22 PM] Mark (Yusuf): NO BITCH THESE MINE
  1630.  
  1631. [5/13/13 8:03:24 PM] bb: XD
  1632.  
  1633. [5/13/13 8:03:27 PM] bb: yeah exactly
  1634.  
  1635. [5/13/13 8:03:35 PM] bb: he's so pissed about them
  1636.  
  1637. [5/13/13 8:03:40 PM] bb: cause before they were just BIG
  1638.  
  1639. [5/13/13 8:03:46 PM] bb: now they're big, shiny, and GOLD
  1640.  
  1641. [5/13/13 8:03:47 PM] bb: like
  1642.  
  1643. [5/13/13 8:03:48 PM] bb: fuck that
  1644.  
  1645. [5/13/13 8:03:54 PM] bb: well some of the feathers are gold
  1646.  
  1647. [5/13/13 8:04:03 PM] bb: most are just irridecent and obnoxious
  1648.  
  1649. [5/13/13 8:04:06 PM] bb: circus bird
  1650.  
  1651. [5/13/13 8:04:16 PM] bb: okay those are them
  1652.  
  1653. [5/13/13 8:04:25 PM] bb: you wanted to go on about Malik pioneering wing fighting?
  1654.  
  1655. [5/13/13 8:05:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Uh well he just kind of does it because Alty is a dumb butt.
  1656.  
  1657. [5/13/13 8:05:28 PM] bb: XD
  1658.  
  1659. [5/13/13 8:05:30 PM] bb: Altair can't
  1660.  
  1661. [5/13/13 8:05:35 PM] bb: his wings are /too/ big
  1662.  
  1663. [5/13/13 8:05:55 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Well he probably can, it just requires more space
  1664.  
  1665. [5/13/13 8:06:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he can't do the jabby shit that Malik does (or haytham)
  1666.  
  1667. [5/13/13 8:06:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): but he can still deliver a pretty painful hit with them
  1668.  
  1669. [5/13/13 8:06:33 PM] bb: yeah
  1670.  
  1671. [5/13/13 8:06:40 PM] bb: he also probably can't move his as fast
  1672.  
  1673. [5/13/13 8:06:45 PM] bb: he doesn't have the muscle to do that
  1674.  
  1675. [5/13/13 8:06:52 PM] bb: he mostly uses his to just stretch out for lift
  1676.  
  1677. [5/13/13 8:08:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1678.  
  1679. [5/13/13 8:09:14 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Rashid either has really ratty old wings or stumps
  1680.  
  1681. [5/13/13 8:09:27 PM] bb: why ratty?
  1682.  
  1683. [5/13/13 8:09:36 PM] bb: Rashid would take SUCH good care of his wings
  1684.  
  1685. [5/13/13 8:09:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): cuz he's fucking oooold
  1686.  
  1687. [5/13/13 8:09:48 PM] Mark (Yusuf): they get better when he;s got the apple
  1688.  
  1689. [5/13/13 8:09:50 PM] bb: old doesn't mean ratty >:U
  1690.  
  1691. [5/13/13 8:10:01 PM] bb: don't you talk about my fucking husbando like that cumslut!
  1692.  
  1693. [5/13/13 8:10:05 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and also shiny gold feathers too
  1694.  
  1695. [5/13/13 8:10:11 PM] Mark (Yusuf): erryone would be like
  1696.  
  1697. [5/13/13 8:10:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): 'oh wow they're really kinda cool now i wonder why derrrp'
  1698.  
  1699. [5/13/13 8:10:52 PM] bb: yeah
  1700.  
  1701. [5/13/13 8:11:04 PM] bb: though in the end Altair would have more than him
  1702.  
  1703. [5/13/13 8:11:29 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'd say that his wings would have been exceptionally dull
  1704.  
  1705. [5/13/13 8:11:38 PM] bb: yeah cause he's old
  1706.  
  1707. [5/13/13 8:11:46 PM] bb: in his youth they were probably magnificent
  1708.  
  1709. [5/13/13 8:11:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): because well, feathers do that when birds get old; the quality of the feathers themselves also deteriorates;
  1710.  
  1711. [5/13/13 8:11:53 PM] bb: now they're like drab and brown
  1712.  
  1713. [5/13/13 8:12:05 PM] Mark (Yusuf): was the story about how he went blind/got that scar ever covered
  1714.  
  1715. [5/13/13 8:12:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): because he could have a wing injury connected to it
  1716.  
  1717. [5/13/13 8:12:43 PM] bb: he doesn't have a scar
  1718.  
  1719. [5/13/13 8:12:46 PM] bb: that's fanon
  1720.  
  1721. [5/13/13 8:13:01 PM] bb: and it's probably catarax honestly
  1722.  
  1723. [5/13/13 8:13:05 PM] bb: he just... got old
  1724.  
  1725. [5/13/13 8:13:27 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'm not to sure it appears almost like there is one in a lot of the screen shots
  1726.  
  1727. [5/13/13 8:13:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I'll have to play again xD
  1728.  
  1729. [5/13/13 8:13:43 PM] bb: I've looked I'm p sure it's fanon
  1730.  
  1731. [5/13/13 8:13:51 PM] bb: but I like Rashid with the scar :D
  1732.  
  1733. [5/13/13 8:15:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/1/1c/Al_Mualim_closeup.png i guess it is fanon
  1734.  
  1735. [5/13/13 8:15:36 PM] bb: bro I tollld you
  1736.  
  1737. [5/13/13 8:15:40 PM] bb: I know my husbando
  1738.  
  1739. [5/13/13 8:15:59 PM] bb: oh
  1740.  
  1741. [5/13/13 8:16:01 PM] bb: oh
  1742.  
  1743. [5/13/13 8:16:01 PM] bb: also
  1744.  
  1745. [5/13/13 8:16:02 PM] bb: http://nottheshepardyourelookingfor.tumblr.com/post/50313584068
  1746.  
  1747. [5/13/13 8:16:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): his art has a scar though
  1748.  
  1749. [5/13/13 8:16:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): i sawww skdjnfsda
  1750.  
  1751. [5/13/13 8:16:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): also rashid practicing falconry
  1752.  
  1753. [5/13/13 8:16:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): aaaa
  1754.  
  1755. [5/13/13 8:16:50 PM] bb: yesss
  1756.  
  1757. [5/13/13 8:16:59 PM] bb: and yeah his concept art has a scar
  1758.  
  1759. [5/13/13 8:17:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): there is a weird discrepancy with the model though - concerning the colors on both sides of his face. xD
  1760.  
  1761. [5/13/13 8:20:42 PM] bb: eh?
  1762.  
  1763. [5/13/13 8:21:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Like, there's less eye baggage going on under his blind eye and it's redder.
  1764.  
  1765. [5/13/13 8:21:23 PM] Mark (Yusuf): It could be the lighting
  1766.  
  1767. [5/13/13 8:21:32 PM] bb: Mark
  1768.  
  1769. [5/13/13 8:21:33 PM] bb: Mark
  1770.  
  1771. [5/13/13 8:21:37 PM] bb: *takes ur face*
  1772.  
  1773. [5/13/13 8:21:48 PM] bb: *whispers* peoples faces aren't symetrical
  1774.  
  1775. [5/13/13 8:22:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): it's significant
  1776.  
  1777. [5/13/13 8:22:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like scar pulled skin ok
  1778.  
  1779. [5/13/13 8:23:01 PM] bb: *zooms in to picture*
  1780.  
  1781. [5/13/13 8:23:03 PM] Mark (Yusuf): dude I'm an artist i know faces aren't symmetrical just like you know 1920's - 40's clothing like the back of your hand wrinkles
  1782.  
  1783. [5/13/13 8:23:03 PM] bb: okay yeah
  1784.  
  1785. [5/13/13 8:23:12 PM] bb: XD
  1786.  
  1787. [5/13/13 8:23:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yes i just said you have wrinkly hands
  1788.  
  1789. [5/13/13 8:23:20 PM] bb: maybe he does have a faint scar
  1790.  
  1791. [5/13/13 8:23:26 PM] Mark (Yusuf): whatcha gunna do fooool
  1792.  
  1793. [5/13/13 8:23:27 PM] bb: fuck you my hands are baby smooth
  1794.  
  1795. [5/13/13 8:23:28 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1796.  
  1797. [5/13/13 8:23:31 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1798.  
  1799. [5/13/13 8:24:20 PM] bb: fuck face
  1800.  
  1801. [5/13/13 8:25:19 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Does Leo get some gold feathers
  1802.  
  1803. [5/13/13 8:25:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): from derping with the apple for a short time
  1804.  
  1805. [5/13/13 8:25:33 PM] bb: no
  1806.  
  1807. [5/13/13 8:25:38 PM] bb: it was only a brief time
  1808.  
  1809. [5/13/13 8:25:42 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he does insult everyone's intelligence over it (which was the best line ever ngl)
  1810.  
  1811. [5/13/13 8:25:43 PM] bb: you need extended exposure
  1812.  
  1813. [5/13/13 8:26:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): so ezio no?
  1814.  
  1815. [5/13/13 8:26:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): not even for the times he used it
  1816.  
  1817. [5/13/13 8:27:34 PM] Mark (Yusuf): omfg
  1818.  
  1819. [5/13/13 8:27:49 PM] bb: he might have like 203
  1820.  
  1821. [5/13/13 8:27:52 PM] bb: 2-3
  1822.  
  1823. [5/13/13 8:27:53 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Desmond fuckin waltzing out of Abstergo with the Apple and Bill
  1824.  
  1825. [5/13/13 8:27:54 PM] bb: very few
  1826.  
  1827. [5/13/13 8:27:57 PM] bb: omfg
  1828.  
  1829. [5/13/13 8:28:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): wings spread like bitch please, kneel
  1830.  
  1831. [5/13/13 8:28:07 PM] bb: his golden feathers glow when using the Apple
  1832.  
  1833. [5/13/13 8:28:22 PM] bb: and MORE change golden as he uses them :3
  1834.  
  1835. [5/13/13 8:28:26 PM] bb: it(
  1836.  
  1837. [5/13/13 8:28:29 PM] bb: it*
  1838.  
  1839. [5/13/13 8:28:37 PM] Mark (Yusuf): oh cry
  1840.  
  1841. [5/13/13 8:28:56 PM] Mark (Yusuf): he touches the juno orb and dies with completely golden wings
  1842.  
  1843. [5/13/13 8:29:11 PM] bb: OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU!?
  1844.  
  1845. [5/13/13 8:29:16 PM] Mark (Yusuf): BECAUSE I'M A DICK
  1846.  
  1847. [5/13/13 8:29:21 PM] Mark (Yusuf): A SADISTIC, MASOCHISTIC DICK
  1848.  
  1849. [5/13/13 8:29:35 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and i couldn't be the only one wallowing in pain, no.
  1850.  
  1851. [5/13/13 8:29:38 PM] bb: god that is AWFUL
  1852.  
  1853. [5/13/13 8:29:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): you had to join me bb
  1854.  
  1855. [5/13/13 8:29:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): you had to
  1856.  
  1857. [5/13/13 8:29:45 PM] bb: /cries about it
  1858.  
  1859. [5/13/13 8:30:07 PM] Mark (Yusuf): honestly
  1860.  
  1861. [5/13/13 8:30:13 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS HAUGHASKJDNFASKDF
  1862.  
  1863. [5/13/13 8:30:17 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sigh
  1864.  
  1865. [5/13/13 8:30:21 PM] bb: what happens?
  1866.  
  1867. [5/13/13 8:30:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like
  1868.  
  1869. [5/13/13 8:30:41 PM] Mark (Yusuf): space bitch is free?
  1870.  
  1871. [5/13/13 8:30:43 PM] Mark (Yusuf): kind of?
  1872.  
  1873. [5/13/13 8:30:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): yes, no? what?
  1874.  
  1875. [5/13/13 8:31:00 PM] bb: yeah...
  1876.  
  1877. [5/13/13 8:31:01 PM] bb: uhg
  1878.  
  1879. [5/13/13 8:31:02 PM] bb: it's so stupid
  1880.  
  1881. [5/13/13 8:31:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and she has no artifacts? what magic space powers does she have? rrrrrgh
  1882.  
  1883. [5/13/13 8:32:00 PM] Mark (Yusuf): ubisoft pls
  1884.  
  1885. [5/13/13 8:32:36 PM] bb: it's such a stupid story line
  1886.  
  1887. [5/13/13 8:32:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): also my hair is almost ponytail length
  1888.  
  1889. [5/13/13 8:32:36 PM] Mark (Yusuf): almost
  1890.  
  1891. [5/13/13 8:32:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): AAAAALLLLMOOOOOST
  1892.  
  1893. [5/13/13 8:32:40 PM] bb: I prefer to not think about it
  1894.  
  1895. [5/13/13 8:33:30 PM] Mark (Yusuf): >>
  1896.  
  1897. [5/13/13 8:33:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): golden wings
  1898.  
  1899. [5/13/13 8:33:32 PM] Mark (Yusuf): sob
  1900.  
  1901. [5/13/13 8:34:26 PM] bb: yes
  1902.  
  1903. [5/13/13 8:34:27 PM] bb: ow
  1904.  
  1905. [5/13/13 8:34:29 PM] bb: my heart
  1906.  
  1907. [5/13/13 8:34:52 PM] Mark (Yusuf): brb
  1908.  
  1909. [5/13/13 8:34:56 PM] bb: k
  1910.  
  1911. [5/13/13 8:37:47 PM] Mark (Yusuf): wehehehe
  1912.  
  1913. [5/13/13 8:39:38 PM] Mark (Yusuf): http://media.tumblr.com/05f1681cfffa89e8fdb2c475c46e355a/tumblr_inline_mlzhv2cxQL1qz4rgp.jpg
  1914.  
  1915. [5/13/13 8:39:51 PM] bb: AWWWW
  1916.  
  1917. [5/13/13 8:39:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): I wonder how wild birds react to these birdpeople
  1918.  
  1919. [5/13/13 8:40:04 PM] bb: XD
  1920.  
  1921. [5/13/13 8:40:06 PM] Mark (Yusuf): like if someone's clearly a hawk
  1922.  
  1923. [5/13/13 8:40:08 PM] Mark (Yusuf): are crows like
  1924.  
  1925. [5/13/13 8:40:09 PM] Mark (Yusuf): bitch
  1926.  
  1927. [5/13/13 8:40:12 PM] Mark (Yusuf): BITCH GET OUT BITCH
  1928.  
  1929. [5/13/13 8:40:15 PM] Mark (Yusuf): hey you BITCH
  1930.  
  1931. [5/13/13 8:40:18 PM] bb: XD
  1932.  
  1933. [5/13/13 8:40:54 PM] Mark (Yusuf): and like, if you happen to be out when your affiliated bird is breeding could you like get courted by a fucking bird like
  1934.  
  1935. [5/13/13 8:40:58 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Ziio all
  1936.  
  1937. [5/13/13 8:41:00 PM] bb: XD
  1938.  
  1939. [5/13/13 8:41:02 PM] Mark (Yusuf): bothered by these itty bitty sparrows
  1940.  
  1941. [5/13/13 8:41:05 PM] Mark (Yusuf): all hey hey sexy
  1942.  
  1943. [5/13/13 8:41:37 PM] Mark (Yusuf): xD
  1944.  
  1945. [5/13/13 8:41:51 PM] Mark (Yusuf): Ziio always has birds everywhere she's a fuckin disney princess
  1946.  
  1947. [5/13/13 8:42:02 PM] Mark (Yusuf): SHE SPEAKS TO THE BIRDS
  1948.  
  1949. [5/13/13 8:42:10 PM] Mark (Yusuf): SHE KNOWS WHERE YOU BE BECAUSE THEM BIRDS TELL HER
  1950.  
  1951. [5/13/13 8:42:37 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "you were teaching yourself English Ratohnhaketon..."
  1952.  
  1953. [5/13/13 8:42:39 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "nooooo..."
  1954.  
  1955. [5/13/13 8:43:04 PM] Mark (Yusuf): "The bird saw you, you shouldn't lie"
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