Leeroy Jenkins: Insanity and Shipping

[19:55]  * Lyra_Bel flies up and tries to figure out the direction Brofessor would have fallen in
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+2 Perception
[19:55] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+2 Perception [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
[19:55]  * Alexander_Pyrite follows and does the same
[19:55] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Probably not up
[19:55] <ATtheorytime[DM]> *Probably*
[19:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[19:55] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
[19:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((lel))
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah I got nothin'"
[19:57] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You think that Brofessor fell between some rocks at the bottom of the gorge through a smallish crack not big enough for a person to go through
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shit thats unlucky
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "He fell right into those cracks i think"
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Lovely"
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess we blast our way in?"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont really have anything to do that"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I have... some spiderguts"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "and a rock"
[19:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ooh a lighter"
[19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "I was just gonna draw some C4"
[19:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Damn thats a badass pen"
[19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "I know, right?"
[20:00]  * Lyra_Bel draws a brick of C4 near the crack
[20:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Quick suggestion.  This works a lot better if you back away from the bomb first"
[20:00] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < heh >
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "true"
[20:00]  * Lyra_Bel backs away from the bomb
[20:00]  * Alexander_Pyrite backs up
[20:00] <Lyra_Bel> ((Y'see?  I can learn!))
[20:01]  * Lyra_Bel explodes the crack
[20:01] <ATtheorytime[DM]> How do you explode it?
[20:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((with c4))
[20:01] <Lyra_Bel> With the C4
[20:01] <ATtheorytime[DM]> C4 is a pretty stable explosive
[20:01] <ATtheorytime[DM]> How are you activating it?
[20:01]  * Lyra_Bel googles "how to detonate C4"
[20:02]  * Lyra_Bel adds a detonator, THEN blows it up
[20:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice"
[20:02]  * Alexander_Pyrite flies in to investigate
[20:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You ok bro?"
[20:05] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Your explosion causes a huge cave in in the small ravine that the Brofessor fell into
[20:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah there's pretty much no way that wasn't gonna be way too much"
[20:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Well we arent licesnced professionals"
[20:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "LEts go see the bro"
[20:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
[20:06] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You would go find the bro
[20:07] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Except right now he is presumably buried under many tons of rock
[20:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I..."
[20:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "dont see him"
[20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[20:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i think we fucked up"
[20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably"
[20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh..."
[20:07]  * Alexander_Pyrite flies over the rubble, near the center
[20:07]  * Alexander_Pyrite shouts, "BRO"
[20:08] <ATtheorytime[DM]> No response
[20:08]  * Alexander_Pyrite tries again, "BROOOO"
[20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, um..."
[20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "I may have made a poor decision"
[20:09] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Still no response
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shit how do we get him out?"
[20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Um..."
[20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Any physical object.  A bunch of rocks isn't that big a deal, right?"
[20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Think Scribblenauts.  What do people use back on Earth to move rocks?"
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
[20:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "A bomb"
[20:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wait no"
[20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's maybe avoid using more bombs"
[20:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "one of those claw things"
[20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Better.  Dunno if I can handle something like that, but worth a try"
[20:10]  * Lyra_Bel tries to draw an excavator
[20:11] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Nope, way too large
[20:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Is there any way I cna like vent in power to you?"
[20:11] <Lyra_Bel> "It's mental, so no.  Doubt it"
[20:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Damn."
[20:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i guess we could try captchaloguing all the rocks"
[20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "That'd take forever.  And I'm out of cards"
[20:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "My modus has so many cards"
[20:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "so many"
[20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "By all means, then.  Go nuts"
[20:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < how many cards exactly do you have >
[20:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((40~))
[20:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> ==>
[20:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((this kills the character))
[20:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright lets try it"
[20:17]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks out over the massive pile of rubble
[20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "There's gotta be a better way than brute-forcing it"
[20:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah maybe not"
[20:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shit Alex think"
[20:18]  * Alexander_Pyrite thinks hard
[20:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "GOT IT."
[20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "He's crystal.  Could try an X-ray machine or something?"
[20:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Magnets"
[20:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "that too"
[20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Magnets"
[20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Why magnets?"
[20:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Rocks and crystals are both non-magnetic"
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess because he has metal bands around the crystal
[20:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Wait he does?"
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "And the strap is fastened to some metal"
[20:19] <Lyra_Bel> "That'll do it"
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh shit really"
[20:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's find out"
[20:19]  * Lyra_Bel draws a giant magnet above the rock pile
[20:20] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Yep
[20:20] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You feel nothing
[20:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh shit"
[20:20]  * Alexander_Pyrite is tugged to the magnet by his armor
[20:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah no screw that"
[20:21]  * Lyra_Bel dismisses the magnet
[20:21] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Lyra hears a voice in the back of her mind:
[20:21] <ATtheorytime[DM]> "The amulet Lyra!"
[20:21] <ATtheorytime[DM]> "Useeeeee theeee amuletttttttttttt"
[20:22] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Before the voice trails off and fades away like a fart in the breeze
[20:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay.  Voice-in-my-head-number-seventeen says I need to 'use the amulet'.  Thoughts?"
[20:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What amulet
[20:25] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno.  Either the necklace Faerzen was using to watch me, or this piece of amber I found in my last dungeon crawl"
[20:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Both on the roof"
[20:25]  * Lyra_Bel ascends to the gas station roof
[20:25]  * Alexander_Pyrite follows
[20:26]  * Lyra_Bel grabs the AoEA
[20:27] <Lyra_Bel> "So useful.  It's a piece of amber with an ant in it"
[20:27] <Lyra_Bel> "This will most certainly help us"
[20:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Huh."
[20:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "a neckace with an ant..."
[20:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I see"
[20:27]  * Lyra_Bel opens the hinge
[20:28] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < ping >
[20:28] <Lyra_Bel> ((wot))
[20:28] <ATtheorytime[DM]> A single ant crawls slowly out of the amulet
[20:28] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < pong >
[20:28] <Lyra_Bel> ((wit))
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Well"
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what the fuck voice in lyra's had 17"
[20:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, screw you"
[20:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Can i see?"
[20:30]  * Lyra_Bel passes Alex the amulet
[20:30]  * Alexander_Pyrite closes and...
[20:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "wa cha!"
[20:30]  * Alexander_Pyrite opens it drmatically
[20:31] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The ant slowly crawls on the ground besides the amulet
[20:31] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Nothing changes when you open/close it
[20:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Amazing"
[20:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "dammit"
[20:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "How is this supposed to help us?"
[20:31]  * Alexander_Pyrite rubs the amulet
[20:31] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < ask Strat OOC >
[20:31] <ATtheorytime[DM]> no reaction
[20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "This is stupid"
[20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Voice Seventeen, you might be the least helpful one yet"
[20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw it, wanna go back to the magnet plan?"
[20:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yes."
[20:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "let me take off my armor first"
[20:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh wait"
[20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm?"
[20:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I..."
[20:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "dont have any other clothes"
[20:33]  * Lyra_Bel facepalms
[20:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You had those pants right?"
[20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, wrapped some stuff in them"
[20:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You mind if I just... Uh"
[20:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Go shirtless?"
[20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "How do you have absolutely nothing else?  You didn't use clothes to MAKE this armour in the first place?"
[20:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I did"
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "but my modus went everywhere and its all gone now"
[20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Darn it Alex"
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "on another planet"
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((prospit for some reason, explain that at))
[20:35]  * Alexander_Pyrite blushes
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sorry"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, uh"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's maybe not take that option quite yet"
[20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Partially because it didn't work the first time we tried it anyway"
[20:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah"
[20:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "So what now, do we just abandon him?"
[20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "No"
[20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "There's gotta be a way to figure this out"
[20:38] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < Wow, Abyss is bad Bluh Bluh. Let's go save this asshole Brofessor! >
[20:38] <Lyra_Bel> ((Implying...))
[20:39] <Lyra_Bel> "X-rays.  Haven't failed at that option yet"
[20:39] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < Implying a double standard >
[20:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure, lets try that"
[20:39] <Lyra_Bel> ((One of us definitely holds a double standard between these two characters, yes))
[20:40] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < :/ >
[20:40] <Lyra_Bel> "So"
[20:40] <Lyra_Bel> "How do we make an X-ray machine to check this whole thing?"
[20:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont know you have the magic pen"
[20:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((and Alex feels guilty for kicking him off a cliff and then blowing him up
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh..."
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay X-ray option is out"
[20:41] <Lyra_Bel> "What else can we do to sort out a crystal from a whole ton of rocks?"
[20:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hmm..."
[20:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "well we could always do the last resort"
[20:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Mm?"
[20:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Magnet"
[20:42] <Lyra_Bel> "... Right"
[20:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What if i just sorta, left"
[20:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "or just let myself get stuck to the magnet"
[20:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Maybe"
[20:44] <Lyra_Bel> "But I don't think it'd work anyway"
[20:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Brofessor's light.  If it was gonna work, it'd have worked the first time"
[20:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "The rocks arent light"
[20:44] <Lyra_Bel> "So if he's buried..."
[20:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Have we put enough thought into the use of deadly chemicals?"
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I hav put exactly none thouht so no"
[20:47] <Lyra_Bel> "There's gotta be something strong enough to melt stone"
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Try it"
[20:48]  * Lyra_Bel googles a picture of sulphuric acid and draws some a good distance away, hovering over the stone
[20:52] <ATtheorytime[DM]> How much is some
[20:53] <Lyra_Bel> Roughly half a litre
[20:55] <Lyra_Bel> "If we die from this"
[20:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
[20:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I've almost died so many times"
[20:55] <ATtheorytime[DM]> So is this just a liquid?
[20:55] <Lyra_Bel> Yes
[20:56] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You create a clear liquid hovering over the rocks
[20:56] <ATtheorytime[DM]> It drops down onto them. No reaction
[20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Welp"
[20:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Its gonna do something right?"
[20:57]  * Lyra_Bel dismisses the supposedly-deadly chemicals
[20:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay corrosive death-acid sucks"
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess so"
[20:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh..."
[20:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw it.  Magnets"
[20:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Let me run a bit away and you can turn on the magnet"
[20:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, alright"
[20:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Worth a try"
[20:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Good luck"
[20:59]  * Alexander_Pyrite jogs away
[21:00]  * Lyra_Bel makes another giant magnet over the pile of rock
[21:00] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Yup. Nothing.
[21:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ANYTHING?"
[21:00] <Lyra_Bel> "This is stupid!"
[21:00] <ATtheorytime[DM]> ( when you say giant magnet... )
[21:00] <ATtheorytime[DM]> ( you mean like the generic red and white ones, right? >
[21:01] <Lyra_Bel> ((Sure))
[21:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah, I figure he's buried somewhere inaccessible"
[21:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "darn it :c"
[21:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess we'll have to abandon him for now"
[21:02]  * Alexander_Pyrite jogs over to the crater
[21:02]  * Lyra_Bel sighs
[21:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "SORRY BRO"
[21:02]  * Alexander_Pyrite sighs as well
[21:02] <Lyra_Bel> "You sure?  It's your shield"
[21:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "for now, I think we should leave until we figure out how the amulet works or we get strong enough to lift the stuff off"
[21:03] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess"
[21:03] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno, it's just"
[21:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We're abandoning him"
[21:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "And we did this to him"
[21:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[21:04] <Lyra_Bel> "And now we're giving up"
[21:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Y-..."
[21:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah"
[21:05] <Lyra_Bel> "And then we're... what?  What comes next?"
[21:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "spider cave?"
[21:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Without your weapon?"
[21:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fists?"
[21:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I have a knife as well"
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> "I'll have them on fire.  Punching burning spider is probably a pretty poor decision"
[21:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess I'll beat up the ones that dodge you, how about that"
[21:06] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess"
[21:07] <Lyra_Bel> "But still"
[21:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Gotta be an answer"
[21:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What about 17's suggestion?"
[21:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "any way we can make that work"
[21:08] <Lyra_Bel> "If you have an idea to make an ant solve this, then by all means"
[21:08] <Lyra_Bel> "... Hold up"
[21:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Maybe slaughtering spiders will give us insp-"
[21:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what?"
[21:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
[21:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Issue is that he's probably buried way down, yeah?"
[21:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sure"
[21:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't pull him up"
[21:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Solution, we go down"
[21:10] <Lyra_Bel> "A whole lot of rock landed on him, yeah?"
[21:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah"
[21:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Should be enough to handle another explosion"
[21:11] <Lyra_Bel> "As before.  We blast our way in"
[21:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sounds good"
[21:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess"
[21:12]  * Lyra_Bel draws a much smaller bit of C4 a good distance away
[21:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Start small, maybe don't use QUITE that much anymore.  Yeah?"
[21:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah"
[21:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Makes sense"
[21:13]  * Lyra_Bel detonates the much-smaller bit of C4
[21:13] <ATtheorytime[DM]> A good distance being?
[21:14] <Lyra_Bel> About as far as they were for the first, much-larger explosion
[21:15] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Being?
[21:15] <Lyra_Bel> I dunno, flying in the air on the other side of the chasm
[21:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Roll 1d20
[21:16] <`DICE> ATtheorytime[DM] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
[21:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Roll me WIS checks
[21:16] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[21:16] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
[21:16] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Both of yall
[21:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[21:16] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
[21:18] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You start drawing the C4 into existence when you hear a low shrieking noise start to fill the air
[21:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Waht the fuck"
[21:18]  * Lyra_Bel ceases drawing and looks around for the source
[21:18] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+2 Perception
[21:18] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+2 Perception [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
[21:18] <ATtheorytime[DM]> It seems to be coming from below
[21:18] <ATtheorytime[DM]> And getting louder
[21:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh man that has got to be Bro"
[21:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Is, uh, is that the Brofessor?"
[21:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hes pissed isnt he"
[21:20] <Ib> Suddenly a sound like a massive cog crunching a live cat between its metal teeth, then all is still
[21:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Aww nuts"
[21:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shiet"
[21:20]  * Alexander_Pyrite pulls out the knife
[21:21]  * Lyra_Bel ascends into the air, produces a rifle, and points it at the offending ground
[21:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I'll try keep it away from you, keep shooting away at it"
[21:21] <Ib> Lyra feels something cold and wet slither up her leg quickly ascending towards her face
[21:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "whatever it is"
[21:22] <Ib> Alex roll me a WIS check
[21:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[21:22] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
[21:22]  * Lyra_Bel shouts in surprise and grabs at the offending something
[21:22] <Ib> Alex you are suddenly blinded as a shadow swoops up from the ground and starts biting at your eyes
[21:23] <Ib> The thing slithers up your arm Lyra, roll WIS
[21:23]  * Alexander_Pyrite starts screaming and slashing in front of his face
[21:23] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[21:23] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
[21:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "FUCK MY EYES"
[21:24] <Ib> Lyra you feel a sense of cold descend upon you
[21:24] <Ib> You need to get out of here. Now.
[21:24] <Lyra_Bel> "No no no no no no no no no no no no no"
[21:24]  * Alexander_Pyrite is still screaming
[21:24]  * Lyra_Bel flies up to the nearest Gate
[21:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "LYRA WHERE ARE YOU"
[21:25] <Ib> Take two damage Alex
[21:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I CANT SEE"
[21:25] <Ib> Lyra loses concentration and Alex's wings fade
[21:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "LYYRAA"
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> *Through the gates, can't concentrate*
[21:27] <Lyra_Bel> *Not doing that again*
[21:27]  * Lyra_Bel descends to the clifftop
[21:27]  * Alexander_Pyrite drops the knife and starts scratching at his eyes, dropping to the ground
[21:28]  * Alexander_Pyrite stops screaming, and starts to do more of a moan of pain
[21:28] <Ib> Something presses its way into your mouth, cutting your lips as it pours down your throat
[21:29]  * Alexander_Pyrite stops making any noise
[21:29]  * Alexander_Pyrite jams hand into mouth and starts scraping the somethnig out of it
[21:31]  * Alexander_Pyrite stops and starts panting
[21:31] <Ib> You can't reach, you're choking on your own hand and there's blood everwhere
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra"
[21:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Whats happening"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Make me count"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nothing happening right"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I cant see"
[21:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Backwards from fifteen"
[21:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "My eyes arent there"
[21:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fi-"
[21:32]  * Lyra_Bel descends
[21:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fuck"
[21:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fi-fifteen"
[21:32] <Lyra_Bel> "No eyes, eh?"
[21:32]  * Alexander_Pyrite still feels the something and the biting at his eyes
[21:32] <Lyra_Bel> ((Can I see his eyes?))
[21:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "f-fourteen"
[21:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fuuuuck"
[21:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> in a whimpering tone
[21:33] <Ib> You cannot
[21:33]  * Alexander_Pyrite resists shoving his hand into his mouth again
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex, you're fine"
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+5 Bluff
[21:33] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+5 Bluff [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
[21:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I-I-I"
[21:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Im not"
[21:33] <Ib> Lyra's voice cracks
[21:33] <Ib> She's Lying to you
[21:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Im gonna die here lyra"
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Im blind"
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Somethings choking me
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I feel it fuuck"
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "augh"
[21:34] <Ib> Lyra you feel your body start to go numb
[21:34]  * Alexander_Pyrite starts crying a bit"
[21:34] <Ib> Alex roll me a CON check
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+5
[21:34] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
[21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "You're okay"
[21:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((kekek)
[21:34] <Kasteu> ((motherfucker))
[21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "You're good"
[21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on.  Twelve."
[21:35]  * Alexander_Pyrite pants
[21:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "twelve..."
[21:35]  * Alexander_Pyrite pants again
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Eleven"
[21:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "E-"
[21:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Eleven"
[21:35]  * Alexander_Pyrite vomits
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "That mad, eh Reg?"
[21:36] <Ib> Lyra something is circling its way around your ankle
[21:36] <Ib> Tightening further and further
[21:36]  * Lyra_Bel kicks at it
[21:36] <Ib> You can't
[21:36] <Ib> It's like a sort of noose
[21:36] <Lyra_Bel> Other leg
[21:36]  * Alexander_Pyrite lays on his back, head tilted
[21:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite coughs
[21:37] <Ib> Alex roll me a WIS check
[21:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[21:37] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
[21:37] <Ib> You kick yourself in the leg to no effect
[21:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite spts out blood and vomit
[21:37] <Lyra_Bel> "On your side.  Roll over"
[21:37] <Ib> Lyra's leg is being enveloped by a massive snake
[21:37] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[21:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite attempts to pull himself up
[21:38]  * Alexander_Pyrite rolls over to his side
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on.  You've been through worse than this, yeah?"
[21:40] <Ib> Lyra, your leg is going completely numb
[21:40]  * Lyra_Bel grabs at her numb leg
[21:41] <Ib> You grab your leg successfully
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Y-y'know what this is, yeah?"
[21:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "W-what"
[21:42]  * Alexander_Pyrite coughs up more blood, spit and vomit
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Brofessor, screwing with us"
[21:42]  * Alexander_Pyrite laughs weakly
[21:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sorry bro"
[21:43]  * Alexander_Pyrite laughs again
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Man, I cant believe im gonna die because I didnt want to look like an idiot infront of a girl
[21:43] <Ib> Both of you roll WIS
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[21:43] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> ((F))
[21:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[21:44] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
[21:44] <Ib> ==>
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "You ARE an idiot"
[21:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "true true"
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "S'just"
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "What the heck"
[21:44]  * Alexander_Pyrite sits up and wipes his mouth off
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Whose decision was it"
[21:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what do you mean"
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "To grab a bunch of kids"
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Stuff 'em in a sandbox"
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "And start making things suck for them?"
[21:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Some asshole no doubt
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "And they couldn't even be smart kids!"
[21:46]  * Alexander_Pyrite feels the insanity lessening
[21:46] <Archive> ((Looks at AT and all the OOC players :P))
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Had to grab people as dumb as they could get"
[21:46] <Ib> Lyra now your other leg is starting to go numb
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "H-heh"
[21:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What about faerzen and tarane"
[21:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "theyre pretty smart"
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "No they're not"
[21:47]  * Alexander_Pyrite attempts to spit out the last remnants of the hallucinated something
[21:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what do you mean"
[21:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Common sense"
[21:47] <Lyra_Bel> "It's a thing"
[21:48]  * Lyra_Bel jabs the pen into her numb leg in an attempt to regain feeling in it
[21:48] <Ib> No response
[21:48] <Ib> Roll 1d4 damage
[21:48] <`DICE> Ib rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
[21:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fuck lyra"
[21:48] <Ib> Your leg is bleeding profusely
[21:48] <Lyra_Bel> "H-h-"
[21:48]  * Alexander_Pyrite stumbles up and grabs her
[21:49]  * Alexander_Pyrite puts pressure on the leg to stop the bleeding
[21:49] <Lyra_Bel> "I can't even tell how much of this counts anymore"
[21:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What do you mean?"
[21:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "All the stabbing"
[21:49] <Ib> Alex, something licks your foot
[21:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hohoo! what was that"
[21:50]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs leg
[21:50]  * Alexander_Pyrite laughs
[21:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> ""hohoo"? Damn alex youa re going crazy"
[21:51] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
[21:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra..."
[21:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Can you fly?"
[21:51] <Ib> Roll WIS both of Yall
[21:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[21:51] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
[21:51] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[21:51] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
[21:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno"
[21:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Think I'm falling apart again"
[21:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We gotta get out of here"
[21:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Dont say that, we, we gotta"
[21:52]  * Alexander_Pyrite attempts to fly
[21:52] <Ib> You two have a strange urge to 1. GTFO 2. Kiss
[21:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((wis or str or what))
[21:52] <Ib> < you have no wings <
[21:52] <Ib> < STR to jump up >
[21:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "heh i got an idea"
[21:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+4
[21:52] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
[21:52]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs lyra and
[21:52] <Ib> < ... >
[21:52] <Archive> ((wut))
[21:52] <Ib> < Did you just >
[21:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((WHAT ARE THESE ROLLS))
[21:52] <Ib> < Are you >
[21:53] <Ib> < /me sighs >
[21:53]  * Alexander_Pyrite JUMPS UP TO THE FUCKING FIRST GATE LIKE FUCKING EQUIUS
[21:53] <Ib> You jump up to the gas station with the help of Lyra feebly flapping her wings
[21:53]  * Alexander_Pyrite laughs
[21:53] <Ib> Caught up in the moment you really feel like now is the time for a dramatic kiss after saving your girl from that hellhole
[21:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "this fucking game huh?"
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "H-heh"
[21:54]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks at Lyra
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "What the heck was that"
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "That was like"
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "These chasms are miles deep"
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "What"
[21:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shhh"
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "the heck"
[21:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont"
[21:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "feel like thinking right now"
[21:54]  * Alexander_Pyrite kisses Lyra
[21:55] <Ib> ~ Rollllllll Performance Bb
[21:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+1
[21:55] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
[21:55] <Lyra_Bel> ((Does that apply to me as well, seeing as I'm basically sitting there like a dead fish?))
[21:56] <Ib> < You can roll performance too >
[21:56] <Ib> < How willing are you to go along with this kiss? >
[21:56] <Lyra_Bel> (("sitting there like a dead fish"))
[21:57] <Ib> < then yeah no roll >
[21:57] <Ib> Lyra is kinda just shell shocked
[21:57]  * Alexander_Pyrite breaks away
[21:57]  * Alexander_Pyrite gently sets Lyra down
[21:57] <Ib> She snaps back to awareness as Alex finishes his kiss
[21:57] <Lyra_Bel> "wat"
[21:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sorry was..."
[21:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "that inappropriate?"
[21:58] <Lyra_Bel> "I"
[21:58] <Lyra_Bel> "don't... know?"
[21:59] <Ib> Alex roll CON
[21:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+5
[21:59] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
[21:59]  * Lyra_Bel brings a hand to her head
[21:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sorry I had just jumped up a cliff, holding you like a fucking princess..."
[21:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I..."
[22:00]  * Alexander_Pyrite barfs a bit
[22:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fock"
[22:00] <Lyra_Bel> "H-heh"
[22:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sorry thats probably really fucking disgusting"
[22:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Nah"
[22:01] <Lyra_Bel> "S'not like..."
[22:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Leeches"
[22:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
[22:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Darn it Brofessor"
[22:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Gimme back my legs"
[22:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Here, lets find a bed and lay down im fucking wiped"
[22:02]  * Alexander_Pyrite picks up Lyra
[22:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Please don't"
[22:03] <Lyra_Bel> "They've been through enough"
[22:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sorry"
[22:03]  * Alexander_Pyrite puts lyra back down
[22:04] <Lyra_Bel> "No wait"
[22:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Lanased had one"
[22:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Had one what?"
[22:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "bed?"
[22:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Or the"
[22:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Or my server"
[22:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
[22:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Show me the way, I guess"
[22:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Should I carry you?"
[22:05]  * Lyra_Bel tries to stand on her numb legs
[22:05] <Lyra_Bel> "M'fine"
[22:05] <Ib> Lyra falls over
[22:05]  * Alexander_Pyrite catches Lyra
[22:05] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh"
[22:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "here"
[22:06]  * Alexander_Pyrite puts his arm around Lyra and supports her up
[22:06] <Lyra_Bel> "I was able to fall this time"
[22:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh"
[22:06] <Lyra_Bel> "I still have legs, right?"
[22:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yes you do"
[22:07]  * Alexander_Pyrite mumbles "not bad legs either"
[22:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay.  Couldn't tell if ash or just asleep"
[22:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ash?"
[22:07] <Lyra_Bel> "'Fraid to look down to check"
[22:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Cuz leeches"
[22:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Right Leeches"
[22:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Which way to lanased's house?"
[22:08] <Lyra_Bel> "The, uh"
[22:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Shoot"
[22:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Flying over there"
[22:08]  * Lyra_Bel points to the crystal caves
[22:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I cant fly and you dont have the strength to let me"
[22:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We are walking"
[22:09]  * Alexander_Pyrite starts walking
[22:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Off a cliff?"
[22:09]  * Alexander_Pyrite reaches the cliff
[22:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Maybe not
[22:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Server then"
[22:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what?"
[22:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Or can I just sit down for a bit?"
[22:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Head hurts"
[22:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sure of course"
[22:11]  * Alexander_Pyrite sets Lyra down gently
[22:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Thanks"
[22:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Do you have any water?"
[22:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Im filthy"
[22:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[22:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "er than usual"
[22:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh"
[22:13]  * Lyra_Bel decaptchalogues the stone bucket of water Kek gave her
[22:13] <Lyra_Bel> This has the oh-so-helpful effect of emptying the other 23 cards with a higher priority rating
[22:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Than-woah"
[22:14] <Ib> Lyra notices her inventory has a strange item in it
[22:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what also falls out?))
[22:15] <Lyra_Bel> Backup Dress (Also provides warmth and +1 to Charm rolls) (0) Gel Flask (0/3) (0) Party Food from Crystal Cave (includes cookies, some sort of juice, shrimp, and some other undefined stuff) (0) iPhone Emerald (0) Stick Eyes x3 (0) Broom (0) Shovel (0) Crystal Eyes x3 (0) Shovelaptop (0) Claws (0) Shield (0) Fancy Sweatpet (0) Lighter (0) Chocolate (0) Duct Tape (0) Knife (0) Illegal Rifle with Illegal Explosive Ammo (0) Firecrackers (0) Illegal Grenades (0) Rubble (0) Rubble (0) Rubble (0) Bunch of bat gore (0)
[22:15] <Lyra_Bel> That
[22:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Holy shit"
[22:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ooh you mind if I have a cookie?"
[22:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Take 'em"
[22:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice"
[22:16]  * Lyra_Bel examines the last card still in her Sylladex
[22:16]  * Alexander_Pyrite munches on cookies while looking at stuff
[22:16]  * Alexander_Pyrite picks up the gun
[22:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Don't remember this"
[22:17]  * Alexander_Pyrite points it at stuff, knowing absoloutley nothing about guns
[22:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what is it?"
[22:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno"
[22:17]  * Lyra_Bel opens the box
[22:19] <Ib> Nope
[22:19] <Ib> The box is made of a black, charred wood
[22:19] <Ib> Inlaid are pictures of skeletons and nooses into the surface
[22:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Um"
[22:19] <Ib> In jagged scratched letters the words "Do not open" are spelled
[22:20] <Ib> The box is locked but with no obvious key or lock for that matter
[22:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Thats freaky"
[22:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "is this pandora's box or somthing?"
[22:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah there's pretty much no way I captchalogued this"
[22:20] <Lyra_Bel> "So... yes"
[22:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's say yes"
[22:20] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[22:20]  * Lyra_Bel grins
[22:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "alright thats on the do not fuck with list"
[22:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "wait"
[22:21] <Ib> Lyra feels incredibly tempted to open the box
[22:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "whats that grin"
[22:21] <Lyra_Bel> "You know you wanna"
[22:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "fuck no"
[22:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on"
[22:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> :|
[22:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Let me clean myself up a bit first"
[22:21]  * Alexander_Pyrite washes his bloody face with the bucket of water
[22:22]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs another cookie and the lighter and idly flicks it
[22:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "alright"
[22:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> "lets do it"
[22:22] <Lyra_Bel> "D'you wanna, or me?"
[22:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> (( i.imgur.com/PJtnTuB.jpg ))
[22:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "its your box"
[22:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I think"
[22:24]  * Lyra_Bel grabs the duct tape and a grenade
[22:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ooh good idea"
[22:25]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs the knife
[22:25]  * Lyra_Bel tapes the grenade to the box, pulls the pin, and lobs them both off the cliff
[22:25]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs the gun as well
[22:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That wasnt what i was expecting"
[22:26] <Lyra_Bel> "I ain't Pandora"
[22:26] <Ib> There is no explosion
[22:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You..."
[22:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Pulled the pin on that grenade right?"
[22:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
[22:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Which means..."
[22:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Where was the boom?"
[22:27]  * Alexander_Pyrite walks over to the cliff, rifle in hand
[22:28] <Lyra_Bel> "It's possible they don't even work"
[22:28] <Lyra_Bel> "I kinda poached them from my server, so..."
[22:28]  * Lyra_Bel tests another grenade by throwing it off the cliff as well
[22:28] <Ib> well, it seems like a bad idea to try and get that box back
[22:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Why would they have broken grenades"
[22:28] <Ib> The grenade explodes as planned
[22:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Apparently, they didn't"
[22:28]  * Alexander_Pyrite jumps much more than he would have
[22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Which means we are quite literally working with a phylactery"
[22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Lovely"
[22:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "A litch thing?'
[22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Yep"
[22:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What the fuck"
[22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Box that contains a soul?"
[22:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "How do you know that"
[22:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Evil wood, death symbolism?  Come on"
[22:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That still doesnt explain the lack of boom"
[22:30]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[22:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "lemme see if i can see it with the gun"
[22:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Sure, yeah"
[22:31]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks off the cliif for it
[22:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[22:31] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
[22:31] <Ib> You... Can't see it
[22:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hmm"
[22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm?"
[22:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I cant find it"
[22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Welp"
[22:32]  * Lyra_Bel checks her sylladex
[22:34] <Ib> It's not there
[22:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay could be worse"
[22:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Least we aren't dealing with a clingy Macguffin"
[22:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah..."
[22:35] <Lyra_Bel> "So..."
[22:35]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[22:35] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess it's done"
[22:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yep"
[22:35] <Lyra_Bel> "That was easy"
[22:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "RIP lich"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Acererak's got nothing on us, hah"
[22:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "whos that"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Big evil lich"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Tomb of Horrors?"
[22:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh right"
[22:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "never played a lot of dnd"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Fair"
[22:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Didnt have enough friends"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Just go online"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "S'what I did"
[22:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess i was conten to play games where i was solo"
[22:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Like Call of Modern Ops Ghost Cell?"
[22:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Or whatever mashup of names it was"
[22:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Not exactly, but occasionally"
[22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, me and Byron were talking about trying a game Thursday"
[22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "You want in?"
[22:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sure"
[22:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Could be a good break from insanity and liches"
[22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "I hear ya"
[22:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Though the villain will of course be a lich"
[22:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Of course"
[22:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably tougher than this one was"
[22:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah i hope so"
[22:41]  * Alexander_Pyrite pauses, and then blushes a bit
[22:41]  * Lyra_Bel tries to stand up again
[22:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Woah"
[22:41]  * Alexander_Pyrite helps her up
[22:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't tell if my legs work proper and I just can't feel them, or if they're outright broken"
[22:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Er, not broken, but just not working either"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Ugh"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
[22:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You good?"
[22:45]  * Alexander_Pyrite slowly lets go of her to let her legs get used to standing
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Pass me the, uh..."
[22:46]  * Lyra_Bel gestures to the Shovelaptop
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Thing"
[22:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure"
[22:46]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs it and passes it to her
[22:46]  * Lyra_Bel uses it to prop herself up
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright"
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Close enough"
[22:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "It works I guesS"
[22:47] <Lyra_Bel> "I'll be fine soon enough"
[22:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on.  Lich down, let's get some spiders"
[22:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No."
[22:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You are not strong enough"
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Are too"
[22:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "prove it."
[22:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "no shovel"
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw that"
[22:49]  * Lyra_Bel grabs the broom instead
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "See?  Fine"
[22:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lets see you fight like that"
[22:50]  * Alexander_Pyrite backs up 20 ft
[22:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "try and stab me"
[22:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wont move"
[22:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Bring it"
[22:51]  * Lyra_Bel tosses the broom aside and charges Alex
[22:51] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+2 to remain upright
[22:51] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+2 to remain upright [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
[22:52]  * Lyra_Bel closes the distance and pokes him with the pen
[22:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hey, you did it"
[22:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Like a boss"
[22:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on, spider time"
[22:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I still dont think so"
[22:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I was standing still..."
[22:53]  * Alexander_Pyrite suddenly blushes again
[22:53] <Lyra_Bel> "So?"
[22:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I, Its, differnet when these things are trying to kill you"
[22:54] <Ib> Lyra your legs suddenly crumple from underneath you
[22:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shit"
[22:54] <Ib> Maybe not quite recovered yet
[22:54]  * Alexander_Pyrite reaches out to grab her"
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh"
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "New plan"
[22:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah"
[22:55]  * Lyra_Bel scribbles a wheelchair into being
[22:55]  * Alexander_Pyrite lifts her into the wheelchair
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "We got this"
[22:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "the battle chair"
[22:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We go into battle with a pen, a cripple, and a knife"
[22:57]  * Lyra_Bel gestures to a small shield among her scattered inventory
[22:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Looted it from my handler"
[22:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh right"
[22:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I forgot about your pile of stuff"
[22:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure, if you have a death wish"
[22:58] <Lyra_Bel> "You and I both know the answer to that one"
[22:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah bad phrase"
[22:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "But you have to wheel yourself there"
[22:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Downcliffs"
[22:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh yeah..."
[22:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh, why do things have to be hard!"
[23:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "just rest for now"
[23:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "until your legs are stronger"
[23:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Notice that the plan we'd made is now just about impossible"
[23:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "who was it that said how shitty plans were?"
[23:01] <Lyra_Bel> "That would be me"
[23:01] <Lyra_Bel> "I should really learn to give up on them already"
[23:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Indeed"
[23:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "so just chill for now"
[23:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i know your time is very valuable"
[23:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "but come on"
[23:02]  * Lyra_Bel laughs
[23:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You cant use your legs"
[23:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, there's so much I could be doing right now"
[23:03] <Ib> < Netflix and Chill? >
[23:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Think of the possibility!"
[23:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "well we have a computer"
[23:04] <Lyra_Bel> "True"
[23:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Several, in fact"
[23:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Want a couple?"
[23:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "theres plenty of ways to waste time until your legsget better
[23:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I should probably grab one"
[23:05] <Lyra_Bel> "But we don't know how long that'll take"
[23:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Well"
[23:05]  * Alexander_Pyrite sits down
[23:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I'd get comfortable"
[23:06]  * Lyra_Bel grumbles under her breath
[23:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Not fair"
[23:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah yeah having free time such a pain"
[23:06] <Lyra_Bel> "S'not free time, it's wasted time"
[23:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What would you be doing on broken legs anyway"
[23:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Stuff"
[23:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Im sure'
[23:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Could you draw a couch or something to sit on?"
[23:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's find out"
[23:08]  * Lyra_Bel makes a couch
[23:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Cool"
[23:08]  * Alexander_Pyrite sits on couch
[23:09]  * Lyra_Bel crawls onto it as well, then banishes the wheelchair
[23:09] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno what I woulda done in a wheelchair anyway"
[23:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Let go to swing a sword or something and start rolling away"
[23:10]  * Alexander_Pyrite laughs
[23:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I can see you trying to do that"
[23:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Use a gun or something"
[23:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Recoil sends me flying"
[23:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Turn around and use it as a rocket booster"
[23:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Hah!"
[23:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Turn yourself into the projectile"
[23:11] <Lyra_Bel> "That can't possibly fail"
[23:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Ballistic headbutts"
[23:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sounds like something I'd do"
[23:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Because we need more brain damage between us, of course"
[23:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Of course"
[23:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra, I gotta ask"
[23:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Mm?"
[23:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What was that kiss?"
[23:14] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[23:15] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno"
[23:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[23:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sorry, I shouldnt have"
[23:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Don't, don't apologize, s'like you said"
[23:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Stuff was happening"
[23:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Mental influence"
[23:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Neither of us were really in our right minds"
[23:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah that... must have been why"
[23:19] <Lyra_Bel> "... I mean"
[23:20] <Lyra_Bel> "I can't even tell what happened"
[23:20] <Lyra_Bel> "You jumped miles into the air?  That doesn't even make sense"
[23:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah I cant explain that one"
[23:21]  * Alexander_Pyrite sighs
[23:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fuck"
[23:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra, it wasnt just then"
[23:22] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
[23:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I've wanted to do that for a while, that was just... an opporinuty that I had where whatever i did and fucked up, it could be said it was just me being bro-ified
[23:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> but dammit"
[23:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I really like you lyra"
[23:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We both have massive flaws, but who cares?"
[23:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We work well together, we talk easilly"
[23:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You've saved me from being insane, twice!"
[23:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I..."
[23:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Um"
[23:25] <Lyra_Bel> "I, um"
[23:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright"
[23:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fuck why did i say that"
[23:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Maybe I should go"
[23:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Please don't"
[23:27]  * Alexander_Pyrite starts to stand up, but stops
[23:27]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks at Lyra
[23:27] <Lyra_Bel> "I, um"
[23:27]  * Lyra_Bel sighs
[23:28] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno"
[23:28] <Lyra_Bel> "I'm not used to this"
[23:29] <Lyra_Bel> "A week ago, this just wasn't a thing for me"
[23:29] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't- I don't know the prerogative for this, I don't know how I'm s'posed to react, I just don't get it"
[23:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Neither do I really"
[23:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Youre a sociopath, Im a hermit"
[23:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Maybe we can... I dont know, figure sh-stuff out?"
[23:31] <Lyra_Bel> "The blind leading the blind"
[23:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[23:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Pretty sure this breaks every single rule there is"
[23:34] <Lyra_Bel> "But I s'pose the rules have never helped me before"
[23:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[23:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Cool"
[23:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what now?"
[23:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[23:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Not sure"
[23:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Figure stuff out?"
[23:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Like what stuff?"
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't know"
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Just... stuff, I guess"
[23:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We could start with the easy stuff"
[23:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright"
[23:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[23:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i just realized nothing is easy"
[23:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh.  Welcome to Sabath"
[23:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "This is just life I think"
[23:40] <Lyra_Bel> "You're probably right"
[23:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess we could just..."
[23:41]  * Alexander_Pyrite blushes
[23:42] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[23:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We could just make out or whatever"
[23:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[23:44] <Lyra_Bel> "I, uh"
[23:44] <Lyra_Bel> "What"
[23:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That was probably a bit forward"
[23:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sorry"
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Just a little bit"
[23:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sorry"
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Would it maybe be okay to try and slow down?"
[23:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah totally
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Things tend to go poorly when you rush them in here"
[23:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah makes sense"
[23:48] <Lyra_Bel> "So then... what's the step before that?"
[23:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess we've got a couch, so just..."
[23:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sitting next to each other"
[23:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess so"
[23:49]  * Alexander_Pyrite sits up straight on the couch
[23:50]  * Lyra_Bel does as well
[23:50]  * Alexander_Pyrite puts his arm around Lyra
[23:51]  * Lyra_Bel shifts uncomfortably
[23:52]  * Alexander_Pyrite takes his arm off
[23:52] <Lyra_Bel> "No, I didn't mean..."
[23:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh, I thought you were uncomfortable"
[23:53]  * Alexander_Pyrite tentatively replaces his arm
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "I kind of, um, am"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "But"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "That's the rule"
[23:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
[23:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Not allowed to get comfortable, to get complacent"
[23:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That a dumb rule"
[23:54] <Lyra_Bel> "S'posed to help us grow up"
[23:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fuck that"
[23:55]  * Alexander_Pyrite relaxes his posture a bit to have his back on the back of the couch
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "The way I see it"
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "This kind of uncertainty is a whole lot better than suddenly fighting against an army of Mind Flayers"
[23:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess"
[23:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Operation Ballistic Headbutt is still an option, if you'd prefer"
[23:57]  * Alexander_Pyrite thinks, "Am I just a Mind Flayer deterrent?"
[23:57]  * Alexander_Pyrite laughs
[23:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Im good"
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Well then"
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess that makes things simple"
[23:58]  * Lyra_Bel leans against Alex
[23:59]  * Alexander_Pyrite smiles