Letter to Oomukade Daughteru

To you Emily, my daughter,

If you're reading this, I'm likely to be overseas on a business trip. I would have preferred to talk to you about this in person sweetie, but we can't always get what we want. Anyways back on topic I wish to tell you about the changes happening to your body. I know you'd probably throw this away as soon as I wrote that but here me out.
You've must have noticed your tattoos growing thicker by the day. Don't worry they're just your growing venom sacs. They won't hurt when they grow. Now your segmented tail, that's a different story. Every few months you're going to find your tail to be a bit snug. That means you need to molt for your new segment to grow. All you need to do is take a hot bath and slip it off life a pair of stockings. Don't worry about your father, you can do this on your own and don't be afraid to ask him to leave. You won't have to molt as much when you're older, but it does help you regrow a limb or two, just to let you know. Be sure to stay in the sun for a little bit to help you dry out a bit faster. After molting your carapace is a little soft, and it may hurt a bit when you bump into things.

You'll also notice that you'll produce a lot more venom. Like pints. The fangs in your mouth are going to secrete so much, it's like you're drooling and can't stop. Relax. You can swallow your own toxins and it won't do anything to you. As for the venom squirting out your neck and tail pincers, go to the pharmacy. Ask your dad to go with you, the lady there will know what to give.  Now I know that you learned that our venom is addictive, that if used can make a man depend on you. That is true. However, I don't think it's the best plan. If he truly loves you, you'll never need one drop of venom to have him. Only use it with his permission. Now I could tell you how you can use your venom when you find the right guy, but that's too embarrasing for me to write down.

What else, oh yeah. Brush your teeth, polish your carapace and watch your tail when you exit doors.  I'll be back soon.

Love you,

Mom

P.S. You left your folder with your "stash" on your computer screen. Don't fret your dad hasn't seen it. You're better off keeping it behind an encryption key, so you won't have this conversation with your dad.