Trolling /co/

>Wake up
>Get off the fucking ground like a boss
>Undo your belt
>Drop your pants
>Put your pants on your head
>Run towards the nearest city
>It's Ponyville bitches
>You run into the city screaming
>Raaaaaaape
>The pastel coloured horses look at you with terror
>You begin ravaging all the cute marshmallowy horses with your superman cock
>As you run through the streets violating these creatures you realize
>There is one thing you must do
>You remove all of your remaining clothing
>You run all the way to Canterlot
>You burst open the doors of the Gala
>You
>Raaaaaaape
>All the marshmallow buttholes
>They scream in protest, but you just fill those holes too
>You jump onto the chandelier and begin jizzing like spiderman all over the cakes
>You scream the phrase "LIKE A BOSS" as if you were high
>You begin vomiting spaghetti
>The building turns into spaghetti
>Your semen is now meat sauce
>Equestria is now saved forever from the Pastel Coloured Menace