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  1. 2013-08-26T04:42:00<GreenLight|GM> Now, here's the IC premise: GL really, really liked adventuring, and, after a nice long walk, found a neat and spooky cave! He comes back to town to tell his friends all about it, hoping to find a crew to come explore it with him!
  2. 2013-08-26T04:42:11<Hearth> Hey Broken! Doing swell, how about yourself?
  3. 2013-08-26T04:42:14<Aoyin> Oh shit, I see where this is going
  4. 2013-08-26T04:42:18<GreenLight|GM> OOC Premise: Prologue to finding out about GL's past :3
  5. 2013-08-26T04:42:21GreenSleeves is here.
  6. 2013-08-26T04:42:24<SunShower> [Oh god, GL's Wild Ride begins.]
  7. 2013-08-26T04:42:31<GreenLight|GM> [No, not *that* cave guys]
  8. 2013-08-26T04:42:39<Broken> Kinda sleepy, Mist Veil Pt 1 went long.
  9. 2013-08-26T04:42:40Mary_ONette[Masked] walks in feelin the call once more
  10. 2013-08-26T04:42:57SunShower [SunShower@c-76-103-154-125.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has quit IRC:
  11. 2013-08-26T04:43:16<GreenLight|GM> Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. This is for fun first and foremost, so if you gotta leave [Fuck you too Sun.] then no problem!
  12. 2013-08-26T04:43:35GreenHoof is here, not so much out of interest in exploring the cave as much as looking after to make sure no more friends are lost to the caves
  13. 2013-08-26T04:44:10Hearth is here because.../reasons/ ;3
  14. 2013-08-26T04:44:11<GreenLight|GM> Everyone, please post your race, equipment, HP and favorite thing to do on a date :3
  15. 2013-08-26T04:44:37Aoyin had agreed to come, and was quite interested in a new cave... Also worried. And curious if is GODDAMNED SADDLEBAGS were there
  16. 2013-08-26T04:44:52<GreenSleeves> [Unicorn, saddlebags + 3 jars of pruno, full HP, spitroasting]
  17. 2013-08-26T04:45:09<GreenHoof> [Earth Pony, 10HP, Sword, Saddlebags, 5 jars of Pruno, spitroasting]
  18. 2013-08-26T04:45:37<Broken> (Uni. Saddlebags containing a sturdy burnt stick, a pot of ink, a quill, and some papers. 10hp. Get to know the girl.)
  19. 2013-08-26T04:46:02<Aoyin> [Bats: Machete(d8), bandage worn as a scarf; 10 HP; Play vidya OR share smores]
  20. 2013-08-26T04:46:10<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [unicorn mare, 1 puppet Alpha, 1 knife whip, saddlebag, jar of berry juice, 4 knives, 1 detachable staff, laughing and joking]
  21. 2013-08-26T04:46:51<Hearth> [Earth Pone, saddlebags, 2 torches, charcoal, 3 empty jars, saddle bags, bone club, 10hp, and tie GreenLight down onto the bed, giving him no room to struggle, and brutally raping him calling out Bob's name :3]
  22. 2013-08-26T04:47:02<Aoyin> [WELL THEN]
  23. 2013-08-26T04:47:04<GreenSleeves> [Waoh]
  24. 2013-08-26T04:47:09<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [wow]
  25. 2013-08-26T04:47:11<GreenHoof> [Um... wow.]
  26. 2013-08-26T04:47:13<Aoyin> [Lewd]
  27. 2013-08-26T04:47:18<GreenLight|GM> [Welp]]
  28. 2013-08-26T04:47:22<Broken> (Yeah. That's not a suprise.)
  29. 2013-08-26T04:47:22<GreenSleeves> [Remember, ship with one Green and you ship with them all...]
  30. 2013-08-26T04:47:24<Hearth> [HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE]
  31. 2013-08-26T04:47:36<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [Hearth your awesome]
  32. 2013-08-26T04:47:38GreenLight|GM had it coming
  33. 2013-08-26T04:47:44<GreenLight|GM> [hue]
  34. 2013-08-26T04:47:44<Mary_ONette[Masked]> (you're
  35. 2013-08-26T04:47:51<GreenLight|GM> Anyways...
  36. 2013-08-26T04:47:53<Hearth> [You can't hide, Light~ I'll keep you nice and safe!]
  37. 2013-08-26T04:48:01<GreenLight|GM> ANYWAYS...
  38. 2013-08-26T04:48:14<Broken> (Just got an image of Hearth as Misa Amane...)
  39. 2013-08-26T04:48:20<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [^]
  40. 2013-08-26T04:48:57<GreenLight|GM> "Hey guys! Thank you SO much for coming! I think this cave has some SERIOUS potential for awesome spelunkan!"
  41. 2013-08-26T04:49:12<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Oh cool."
  42. 2013-08-26T04:49:36<Aoyin> "Spelunkan, you say?? Well sheeeit, we Terraria now! Let me get my pi-" Pokerface as he reaches for nonexistant saddlebags.
  43. 2013-08-26T04:50:02<GreenHoof> "The Green Circle will prevail!"
  44. 2013-08-26T04:50:05GreenLight|GM sighs "I don't have a saddlebag too, Aoyin..."
  45. 2013-08-26T04:50:18GreenLight|GM beams "Hell yeah! So... shall we get going?"
  46. 2013-08-26T04:50:19<Hearth> "Oh really now? Sounds like fun!"
  47. 2013-08-26T04:50:23<Broken> (BTW, where on the map are we?)
  48. 2013-08-26T04:50:28<GreenSleeves> "We green now."
  49. 2013-08-26T04:50:40<GreenLight|GM> [...At the townsquare for now. Link to map?]
  50. 2013-08-26T04:50:42Mary_ONette[Masked] points dramatically "TO THE CAVE!"
  51. 2013-08-26T04:50:58<GreenLight|GM> "Other direction Mary!"
  52. 2013-08-26T04:51:06<Broken> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v_ceTUFULvLuvMCOFBq17OsLQwdr3tv9NentG1f57po/edit
  53. 2013-08-26T04:51:13<GreenSleeves> "Hue."
  54. 2013-08-26T04:51:28Mary_ONette[Masked] points in other direction
  55. 2013-08-26T04:51:30Hearth stifles a giggle
  56. 2013-08-26T04:51:56Broken traipses off in the right direction. "So, where about did you see this thing?"
  57. 2013-08-26T04:52:21<GreenLight|GM> [Much Abliged, Broken~]
  58. 2013-08-26T04:52:37GreenHoof follows GreenSleeves
  59. 2013-08-26T04:53:07<GreenLight|GM> "Somewhere along the road to Pleasant Valley! I think it was quite near to the river..."
  60. 2013-08-26T04:53:15GreenSleeves shudders a bit.
  61. 2013-08-26T04:53:30<Broken> "You okay, Sleeves?"
  62. 2013-08-26T04:53:39<GreenSleeves> "I-what. Yeah."
  63. 2013-08-26T04:53:42GreenHoof leans and whispers to GreenSleeves "Don't like caves anymore..."
  64. 2013-08-26T04:53:46<GreenLight|GM> "It was before the HUGE mountain though!"
  65. 2013-08-26T04:53:46Hearth follows a few steps behind Light, a careless smile on her face
  66. 2013-08-26T04:53:55GreenSleeves whispers back "Rivers..."
  67. 2013-08-26T04:54:02<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I like caves."
  68. 2013-08-26T04:54:12Aoyin follows along, smiling a bit, softly singing to himself, "Human beings facinate me, being just, the way they are~..."
  69. 2013-08-26T04:54:17GreenHoof whispers "Fuck them."
  70. 2013-08-26T04:54:27<GreenLight|GM> "I should make a parody of that Aoyin!"
  71. 2013-08-26T04:54:30<Broken> "Okay, so closer to Fort Unity."
  72. 2013-08-26T04:54:52GreenLight|GM nods "Well, a bit before it, but yeah!"
  73. 2013-08-26T04:55:06Broken pulls out his quill and a paper and scrawls down a few notes.
  74. 2013-08-26T04:55:10<Aoyin> "Maybe y'should! Would be fun, and I'd TOTALLY help!"
  75. 2013-08-26T04:55:16GreenLight|GM beams
  76. 2013-08-26T04:55:19Mary_ONette[Masked] follows along humming
  77. 2013-08-26T04:55:26<GreenLight|GM> [>tfw already made parody]
  78. 2013-08-26T04:55:32<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Caves, caves, caves~"
  79. 2013-08-26T04:55:53<GreenLight|GM> Along the way, a curious sight lies before you.. A shaking bush!
  80. 2013-08-26T04:56:18Aoyin lets out an exaggerated gasp, "Dear god how horrifying!"
  81. 2013-08-26T04:56:26GreenLight|GM eeps
  82. 2013-08-26T04:56:27Broken peers at the bush, moving closer to the road. "Le gasp."
  83. 2013-08-26T04:56:33<GreenHoof> "Spooky scary skeletons!"
  84. 2013-08-26T04:56:36<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Alpha check it out."
  85. 2013-08-26T04:56:36GreenSleeves points to the shaking bush. "Look! Seizure leaves!"
  86. 2013-08-26T04:56:52<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *Alpha slowly walk over to the bush*
  87. 2013-08-26T04:56:53<GreenLight|GM> The leaves are indeed seizing. Or at least look like it.
  88. 2013-08-26T04:57:00<GreenLight|GM> [What is Alpha again?]
  89. 2013-08-26T04:57:05Hearth continues to trot along happily, but stops as everyone else stops to look at the bush "...hmmm?"
  90. 2013-08-26T04:57:06<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [puppet]
  91. 2013-08-26T04:57:06<Broken> (A puppet)
  92. 2013-08-26T04:57:09<GreenSleeves> "It's dancing to dubstep.
  93. 2013-08-26T04:57:10<GreenSleeves> "
  94. 2013-08-26T04:57:21<GreenHoof> "This ain't shit. Seen a lot weirder things in this world."
  95. 2013-08-26T04:57:28<GreenLight|GM> [Nah, I meant appearence!]]
  96. 2013-08-26T04:57:31<GreenSleeves> "Hoof, please."
  97. 2013-08-26T04:57:37GreenHoof grins
  98. 2013-08-26T04:57:38<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [human shaped]
  99. 2013-08-26T04:57:42<GreenLight|GM> [K]
  100. 2013-08-26T04:57:49<GreenLight|GM> What does Alpha do?
  101. 2013-08-26T04:58:03<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [checks out the bush]
  102. 2013-08-26T04:58:14<GreenLight|GM> Alpha sees, well, a shaking bush.
  103. 2013-08-26T04:58:32<GreenLight|GM> [And thus, Dr. Light's Wild Ride truly begins~]
  104. 2013-08-26T04:58:47<Mary_ONette[Masked]> Aplha: It's shaking. bark~
  105. 2013-08-26T04:59:00Hearth cocks her head as she stares at the bush
  106. 2013-08-26T04:59:02Broken gives the bush another skeptical glance. "Want to just keep going? Doesn't seem too dangerous."
  107. 2013-08-26T04:59:10GreenLight|GM shrugs
  108. 2013-08-26T04:59:24<GreenLight|GM> The bush seems to be moving as if it's shrugging as well
  109. 2013-08-26T04:59:39Mary_ONette[Masked] whistles for Alpha to comeback
  110. 2013-08-26T04:59:59GreenSleeves trots closer to the bush and waves a hoof, like a friendly greeting.
  111. 2013-08-26T05:00:00<Aoyin> "Whoa, we bible now..?" Approaches, lowering a little and trying to peer into the bush, "2spooky."
  112. 2013-08-26T05:00:16<GreenLight|GM> The bush continues to gently shake
  113. 2013-08-26T05:00:21<Broken> "That was a burning bush, Aoyin."
  114. 2013-08-26T05:00:28<Aoyin> "Close enough."
  115. 2013-08-26T05:00:34<GreenLight|GM> "We Moses now?"
  116. 2013-08-26T05:00:43GreenSleeves speaks to the bush. "Anybody home?"
  117. 2013-08-26T05:00:58<GreenLight|GM> The bush rustles. Otherwise, no response
  118. 2013-08-26T05:00:59<Broken> "Although, If you guys are really afraid of it, we could make it a burning bush..."
  119. 2013-08-26T05:01:18Aoyin hesitantly pokes the bush, "Anybody in theeeere? AH WELL." He sticks his head into the bush, "Helloooo?"
  120. 2013-08-26T05:01:24Mary_ONette[Masked] giggles
  121. 2013-08-26T05:01:38<GreenLight|GM> The bush is being a bush. Whilst shaking its money maker
  122. 2013-08-26T05:01:43<GreenHoof> "Oh shit Mary, you're here too?"
  123. 2013-08-26T05:01:58<GreenSleeves> "Listen buddy, I'm green, you've got green leaves, we ought to be friends or something."
  124. 2013-08-26T05:02:10<GreenLight|GM> The shrubbery ignores Sleeves
  125. 2013-08-26T05:02:14<Broken> "We'd better continue on guys."
  126. 2013-08-26T05:02:22GreenSleeves rolls his eyes and walks back over to Hoof.
  127. 2013-08-26T05:02:31Aoyin looks around inside the bush, his head still suck into it, "NI!"
  128. 2013-08-26T05:02:39<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Of course I'm here"
  129. 2013-08-26T05:02:54<GreenLight|GM> The bush's leaves nonsexually graze Aoyin's neck, tickling it
  130. 2013-08-26T05:03:04<Aoyin> [>nonsexually]
  131. 2013-08-26T05:03:06<Aoyin> [Oh my]
  132. 2013-08-26T05:03:09<GreenHoof> "Good to have you, Mary."
  133. 2013-08-26T05:03:21<GreenHoof> "Ew this bush is ghey."
  134. 2013-08-26T05:03:35Aoyin starts giggling and pulls his head out. "Hehe... Oh well, I think it's just like the dancing plant from back at home."
  135. 2013-08-26T05:03:47Mary_ONette[Masked] walks over to the bush and shakes with it "THis bush knows how to party.~"
  136. 2013-08-26T05:04:00<GreenLight|GM> The bush shakes with Mary.
  137. 2013-08-26T05:04:11<GreenLight|GM> Come to think of it, so does the bushes to the left of MAry
  138. 2013-08-26T05:04:17<GreenLight|GM> And those to the right.
  139. 2013-08-26T05:04:22<Broken> "Wha?"
  140. 2013-08-26T05:04:25<GreenLight|GM> Hell, even the trees are shaking
  141. 2013-08-26T05:04:30<Broken> "The"
  142. 2013-08-26T05:04:30<GreenLight|GM> Everyone, roll perception.
  143. 2013-08-26T05:04:40<Broken> !roll 1d20
  144. 2013-08-26T05:04:40<GameServ> 12 == 12
  145. 2013-08-26T05:04:41<Hearth> !roll d20 percep
  146. 2013-08-26T05:04:41<GameServ> 11 == 11
  147. 2013-08-26T05:04:53<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !Roll d20 percep
  148. 2013-08-26T05:04:53<GameServ> 6 == 6
  149. 2013-08-26T05:04:55<Aoyin> !roll d20
  150. 2013-08-26T05:04:55<GameServ> 19 == 19
  151. 2013-08-26T05:04:56<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  152. 2013-08-26T05:04:56<GameServ> 16 == 16
  153. 2013-08-26T05:05:02<Aoyin> [Based Bats]
  154. 2013-08-26T05:05:20<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "shake it, shake shake it, but don't break it~."
  155. 2013-08-26T05:05:24<GreenLight|GM> Everyone who rolled above a 2 will realize that, in fact, it is merely just the wind, causing all the leaves to rustle. It seems as if the shrubbery is taunting you,.
  156. 2013-08-26T05:05:36GreenLight|GM frowns
  157. 2013-08-26T05:05:52<GreenHoof> "Nigger."
  158. 2013-08-26T05:05:57<Broken> "Heck. That wind was epic."
  159. 2013-08-26T05:05:58<GreenHoof> !roll d20
  160. 2013-08-26T05:05:58<GameServ> 11 == 11
  161. 2013-08-26T05:06:02<GreenHoof> [i didn't roll]
  162. 2013-08-26T05:06:09<GreenSleeves> "Stupid bush."
  163. 2013-08-26T05:06:09<GreenLight|GM> Hoof finds out it's just wind as well
  164. 2013-08-26T05:06:20Aoyin stops for a moment. "... HAH! Oh that's great. Ohh, that's nice. I can't even... hehe..." He shakes his head, "Wind is a hell of a drug."
  165. 2013-08-26T05:06:34GreenLight|GM sighs "Darn GM and his vague explanations! ...Shall we continue?"
  166. 2013-08-26T05:06:44<GreenHoof> "Wait... wut?"
  167. 2013-08-26T05:06:47<Broken> "Ao, are you seriously high on Wind?"
  168. 2013-08-26T05:07:15<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "This wind can pary~"
  169. 2013-08-26T05:07:21<GreenSleeves> "I.... what Light?"
  170. 2013-08-26T05:07:33<GreenLight|GM> "Oh, never mind!"
  171. 2013-08-26T05:07:34<Aoyin> "Well, let me see..."
  172. 2013-08-26T05:07:38<Broken> "Yeah... let's go."
  173. 2013-08-26T05:07:44<Aoyin> !roll d20 to chance retroactive Shame damage and fly!
  174. 2013-08-26T05:07:44<GameServ> 4 == 4
  175. 2013-08-26T05:07:46<GreenHoof> "Hearth? You alright?"
  176. 2013-08-26T05:07:49<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *Aplha sits on Hoof's head*
  177. 2013-08-26T05:07:51GreenLight|GM taps on the fourth wall, whispering "Getting real tired of your shit GM"
  178. 2013-08-26T05:08:11Aoyin just flaps his wings. "Hmm... Nope! Not tonight!" He continues to walk where they had already been going.
  179. 2013-08-26T05:08:11GreenHoof suddenly realizes there's a puppet sitting on his head "Oh! Hey, Alpha!"
  180. 2013-08-26T05:08:12<GreenLight|GM> Aoyin takes 1 HP of shame damage!
  181. 2013-08-26T05:08:17<Hearth> "Hmmm? Oh yeah! Strange bush..."
  182. 2013-08-26T05:08:45Aoyin cringes, "Thaaat's a wing cramp."
  183. 2013-08-26T05:08:45Broken laughs. "You talk to the GM? Why not talk to the audience?"
  184. 2013-08-26T05:08:50<GreenSleeves> "I wonder if we could eat it..."
  185. 2013-08-26T05:08:53GreenHoof raises an eyebrow at Hearth "You sure? You seem kind of... out of it."
  186. 2013-08-26T05:08:53<Mary_ONette[Masked]> Alpha: Hell Hoof.
  187. 2013-08-26T05:08:58<GreenLight|GM> An acorn hits Aoyin's head, the reason why Aoyin's wing cramped
  188. 2013-08-26T05:09:07<GreenLight|GM> *Aoyin's wing lel
  189. 2013-08-26T05:09:26Aoyin holds his hoof up to a tree, "CURSE YOU WINDY TREEEEESSSS!"
  190. 2013-08-26T05:09:32<Hearth> "Nope! I'm just fine"
  191. 2013-08-26T05:09:36Mary_ONette[Masked] is giddy
  192. 2013-08-26T05:09:41Aoyin turns to Green Light, "So! Where was dis cave?"
  193. 2013-08-26T05:09:55GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  194. 2013-08-26T05:10:00GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  195. 2013-08-26T05:10:03GreenHoof leans to GreenSleeves and whispers "Hearth's been acting a little different around GreenLight. Keep an eye out, huh?"
  196. 2013-08-26T05:10:09GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight|GM
  197. 2013-08-26T05:10:14GreenSleeves nods.
  198. 2013-08-26T05:10:15<Broken> "Up the road to Fort Unity."
  199. 2013-08-26T05:10:23GreenLight|GM smiles at Aoyin "Alllmost there!"
  200. 2013-08-26T05:10:27Aoyin 's ears twitch. "Did I just hear a gonk..? Huh..."
  201. 2013-08-26T05:10:48GreenLight|GM noticed the acorn hit Aoyin... Looking up to see where it came from.
  202. 2013-08-26T05:10:51<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  203. 2013-08-26T05:10:51<GameServ> 20 == 20
  204. 2013-08-26T05:11:04<Aoyin> [OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THESE 20'S THIS FAGGOT GETS]
  205. 2013-08-26T05:11:11GreenLight|GM makes eye contact with a flying squirrel! [I KNOW RIGHT?]
  206. 2013-08-26T05:11:31<GreenLight|GM> The flying squirrel glides down to the party, chittering away
  207. 2013-08-26T05:11:45<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Hey squirrel~"
  208. 2013-08-26T05:11:51<GreenSleeves> "Can we eat it?
  209. 2013-08-26T05:11:57GreenLight|GM smiles "Heya Mr. Squirr-SLEEVES PLS!"
  210. 2013-08-26T05:11:59<Aoyin> "You evil squiiiirrreeellll!"
  211. 2013-08-26T05:12:03Broken watches the squirrel descend, smiling.
  212. 2013-08-26T05:12:04<GreenLight|GM> The squirrel huffs at Sleeves
  213. 2013-08-26T05:12:06GreenSleeves chuckles
  214. 2013-08-26T05:12:12<Hearth> "OH! He's adorable!"
  215. 2013-08-26T05:12:12<GreenSleeves> "Joking..."
  216. 2013-08-26T05:12:19<GreenLight|GM> "D'awww!"
  217. 2013-08-26T05:12:19GreenHoof chuckles at GreenSleeves
  218. 2013-08-26T05:12:28Mary_ONette[Masked] wants to hug the squirrel
  219. 2013-08-26T05:12:42<GreenLight|GM> The squirrel hugs Mary
  220. 2013-08-26T05:12:46SunShower [SunShower@c-67-180-161-184.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  221. 2013-08-26T05:12:51Mary_ONette[Masked] dawws
  222. 2013-08-26T05:12:57<Hearth> "Awwwwwww"
  223. 2013-08-26T05:13:10<GreenLight|GM> "So Mr. Squirrel, how are ya?"
  224. 2013-08-26T05:13:15Mary_ONette[Masked] hugs the squirrel "I'll call you Amael"
  225. 2013-08-26T05:13:21<Broken> "Aw, I love how the animals here are so friendly. Even those cat things in the other cave."
  226. 2013-08-26T05:13:22<GreenLight|GM> The squirrel chitters back
  227. 2013-08-26T05:13:36GreenLight|GM beams "I know! It really is a magical place, huh?"
  228. 2013-08-26T05:13:37<GreenHoof> "Caves. Ugh..."
  229. 2013-08-26T05:13:44<Aoyin> "Hmm, I wonder if Patches could speak to him. But I..." Looks around, "I don't really know where he is."
  230. 2013-08-26T05:14:03<GreenLight|GM> The squirrel nestles into the scruff of Mary's neck. It's tired...
  231. 2013-08-26T05:14:04<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Amael want to come with us?"
  232. 2013-08-26T05:14:21<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [I'm calling it Amael]
  233. 2013-08-26T05:14:37<GreenLight|GM> [Alright!]
  234. 2013-08-26T05:14:40Hearth squees at the squirrel
  235. 2013-08-26T05:14:51<GreenLight|GM> Amael smiles, nodding before falling asleep on Mary
  236. 2013-08-26T05:15:04GreenLight|GM D'awwws and then continues on walking
  237. 2013-08-26T05:15:06Mary_ONette[Masked] da'wwwws
  238. 2013-08-26T05:15:15<GreenHoof> "How you doin' up there, Alpha?"
  239. 2013-08-26T05:15:16Mary_ONette[Masked] walks happily
  240. 2013-08-26T05:15:28Broken continues on. "Wow. You'd never see that in the old world."
  241. 2013-08-26T05:15:35DuskieIsBed [~unknown@ARouen-553-1-228-94.w90-17.abo.wanadoo.fr] is now known as Duskie
  242. 2013-08-26T05:16:01GreenLight|GM smiles before sighing "I wish *I* could godmod myself a pet! Ah well... Say, we're almost there!"
  243. 2013-08-26T05:16:36Aoyin chuckles. "They learned not to is the problem." He cracks a grin as Lights pokes the fourth wall, "So, how spooOooOOOooky was this cave?"
  244. 2013-08-26T05:16:39<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *Alpha nods*
  245. 2013-08-26T05:16:39Hearth trots up next to Light "So...go spelunking often?"
  246. 2013-08-26T05:16:54<Broken> "Oh, good. Let's get our spelunk on!"
  247. 2013-08-26T05:17:13GreenHoof rolls his eyes at Hearth
  248. 2013-08-26T05:17:13GreenLight|GM smiles "I only saw the entrance of this cave... But I went spelunking once Hearth! It's really fun though! I love to play cave explorer!"
  249. 2013-08-26T05:17:46<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I love caves."
  250. 2013-08-26T05:17:50<Broken> "He's good at it, too."
  251. 2013-08-26T05:17:59Aoyin trots up to Lights other side, "Oh, is it time for cave explorer~!?"
  252. 2013-08-26T05:18:00<GreenSleeves> "You love to play 'cave explorer' ey?"
  253. 2013-08-26T05:18:09GreenLight|GM laughs "Eeyup!"
  254. 2013-08-26T05:18:21GreenLight|GM gets flustered "W-WAIT N-argh..."
  255. 2013-08-26T05:18:28GreenSleeves shakes his head and chuckles.
  256. 2013-08-26T05:18:31<GreenHoof> "Sleeves pls."
  257. 2013-08-26T05:18:44Broken , hearing their tone, shakes his head as he gets the joke."
  258. 2013-08-26T05:18:54Aoyin laughs, "You coo'." Looks across at Hearth, "He coo'! He can stay."
  259. 2013-08-26T05:19:06Hearth smiles back at Light "Yeah, I've had my fair share of adventures in...caves" *her expression drops, but only for a split second*
  260. 2013-08-26T05:19:36Hearth turns to Aoyin "Yeah! Took you this long to figure it out?"
  261. 2013-08-26T05:19:58<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I wonder want we'll find?"
  262. 2013-08-26T05:20:07<GreenLight|GM> As Light flows in his spaghetti, you all take the next five minutes to converse and walk to the cave as the GM fixes himself a proper snack.
  263. 2013-08-26T05:21:06<Broken> "A demonic portal to another dimension, wherin we will discover an age old plot to invade Equestria with hampsters mutated to have the face of Don Knots. That's what we'll find."
  264. 2013-08-26T05:21:21<Aoyin> "Well, no~. Oh, question! What do you, ah, do for a living?"
  265. 2013-08-26T05:21:22<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Sounds awesome"
  266. 2013-08-26T05:21:30<GreenHoof> "WUT?"
  267. 2013-08-26T05:22:04Mary_ONette[Masked] checks on Amael and smiles "cute."
  268. 2013-08-26T05:22:06Aoyin glares at Broken, with a very hyberbolic expression of anger, "IT'S SPELLED AND PRONOUNCED HAMSTER YOU FLY- ERM, YOU WALKING FAGGOT."
  269. 2013-08-26T05:22:37<Broken> "The lawn gnome prances when my long johns are filled with cheese. Your anger is irrelevant."
  270. 2013-08-26T05:23:32Mary_ONette[Masked] trots with glee
  271. 2013-08-26T05:23:42<Aoyin> "Is it bleu? Gay." He turns back to Hearth, "Sooo, what's your job?"
  272. 2013-08-26T05:24:03<Broken> "Pepper jack."
  273. 2013-08-26T05:24:25<Hearth> "Oh! My job? Well, I work glass whenever someone needs it, but it's been pretty slow lately."
  274. 2013-08-26T05:25:22<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "And under ther ice you will believe..."
  275. 2013-08-26T05:25:29GreenLight|GM returns from washing the cheeto dust off his fingers. He really doesn't deserve his figure considering all the junk he eats.
  276. 2013-08-26T05:25:35Aoyin 's eyes light up, "Really? Wow, funny coincidence- I actually was looking for someone to make a li'l something out of glass for me! Might you be able to?"
  277. 2013-08-26T05:25:50<GreenSleeves> [Glass dildo?]
  278. 2013-08-26T05:26:01GreenLight|GM smiles, listening into the conversations with interest
  279. 2013-08-26T05:26:03<Aoyin> [LOL SURE]
  280. 2013-08-26T05:26:52<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *Alpha does hand stands*
  281. 2013-08-26T05:27:33GreenHoof walks along silently
  282. 2013-08-26T05:27:34<Hearth> "Oh? What'cha need? I'll see if I can make it for ya!"
  283. 2013-08-26T05:27:44Broken marvels at Alpha. "Mary, I am always amazed at the control you exhibit over your 'children'. How do you do it?"
  284. 2013-08-26T05:28:10<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "They have their own will."
  285. 2013-08-26T05:28:18<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "But they listen."
  286. 2013-08-26T05:28:20<GreenLight|GM> Eventually you all look up and see the entrance to a cave right in front of you. The cave seems to go a bit far into hill with a couple holes protruding from the top. If it was daytime, the cave would provide adequate light to its inhabitants
  287. 2013-08-26T05:29:18<Broken> "Well, looks like we're here. Anybody like to take point?"
  288. 2013-08-26T05:29:35<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Ohhhhhhhh, the smell. such beauty."
  289. 2013-08-26T05:29:36<Aoyin> "Would you be able to make a small bottle for me? Around two or three inches long, and... Well, big enough that it could hold something made out of a big blueberry, and thick enough that it wouldn't break if you dropped it a few feet onto rock.
  290. 2013-08-26T05:29:47<GreenLight|GM> "I will! It is my discovery, after all!"
  291. 2013-08-26T05:30:00Broken pulls out his stick. "Lead on!"
  292. 2013-08-26T05:30:06Aoyin looks up, tilting his head. "I'll stick behind you, Lights. Muh eyes~."
  293. 2013-08-26T05:30:08GreenLight|GM coughs "Or, erm, perhaps a Unicorn flashlight might be smarter... I'll go second!"
  294. 2013-08-26T05:30:19Mary_ONette[Masked] light her horn
  295. 2013-08-26T05:30:22<GreenLight|GM> "For the view, Aoyin~?"
  296. 2013-08-26T05:30:25<GreenLight|GM> Roll Mary
  297. 2013-08-26T05:30:34<GreenSleeves> "Light, Hue.
  298. 2013-08-26T05:30:35<GreenSleeves> "
  299. 2013-08-26T05:30:41<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 let their be light
  300. 2013-08-26T05:30:41<GameServ> 11 == 11
  301. 2013-08-26T05:30:47<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *there
  302. 2013-08-26T05:30:48<GreenHoof> "Fuuuuck."
  303. 2013-08-26T05:30:53<Aoyin> "Well I mean, THAT too, but! Mind if I go in front, 'cause of my -special- eyes?"
  304. 2013-08-26T05:31:00<GreenLight|GM> Mary is given the green light to light up her horn!"
  305. 2013-08-26T05:31:15GreenLight|GM gets flustered, not expecting that kind of response "Erm, sure!"
  306. 2013-08-26T05:31:40Hearth rubs her chin "Hmmmm, sounds like I could do that for ya, Aoyin"
  307. 2013-08-26T05:31:50Mary_ONette[Masked] horn glows it's greyish aura lighting up the area
  308. 2013-08-26T05:32:01<GreenSleeves> [Damnit light[
  309. 2013-08-26T05:32:02<GreenLight|GM> "Awesome Mary!"
  310. 2013-08-26T05:32:10<GreenLight|GM> [:3]
  311. 2013-08-26T05:32:26Broken follows after Light.
  312. 2013-08-26T05:32:35GreenLight|GM follows behind Mary
  313. 2013-08-26T05:32:44<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Thanks I've been practicing."
  314. 2013-08-26T05:32:53<GreenLight|GM> You all reach halfway into the tunnel before... HOLY SHIT AAAAAAA
  315. 2013-08-26T05:32:59<GreenLight|GM> !roll 6d20
  316. 2013-08-26T05:32:59<GameServ> 14, 18, 5, 14, 15, 11 == 77
  317. 2013-08-26T05:33:05Aoyin smiles to Hearth, "Thank 'e, Hearthie! I'll owe ya' more." He nods to her and moves towards the front, glancing at Mary, "Can't see much with it right next to-"
  318. 2013-08-26T05:33:07Mary_ONette[Masked] eeps
  319. 2013-08-26T05:33:36<GreenLight|GM> You hear five fruit bats fluttering madly around the ponies whose coats taste like fruits!
  320. 2013-08-26T05:33:46<GreenHoof> [oh fuck]
  321. 2013-08-26T05:33:49GreenSleeves lets out a girlish scream!
  322. 2013-08-26T05:33:50<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "CUT!"
  323. 2013-08-26T05:33:50<GreenHoof> [I'm a pear]
  324. 2013-08-26T05:33:53<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "CUTE!"
  325. 2013-08-26T05:33:58<Aoyin> "MY BROTHERS~!"
  326. 2013-08-26T05:33:58<GreenHoof> "AHHHH!"
  327. 2013-08-26T05:34:07<GreenLight|GM> Cute, you say?
  328. 2013-08-26T05:34:08GreenHoof is getting raped by bats
  329. 2013-08-26T05:34:10<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  330. 2013-08-26T05:34:10<GameServ> 12 == 12
  331. 2013-08-26T05:34:11<Hearth> "BATS?"
  332. 2013-08-26T05:34:14<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Alpha ready yourself"
  333. 2013-08-26T05:34:22Broken ducks, "Ack! Bats!"
  334. 2013-08-26T05:34:29Mary_ONette[Masked] is protecting Amael
  335. 2013-08-26T05:34:33<GreenLight|GM> The other bat sinks its teeth into Mary's skin!
  336. 2013-08-26T05:34:35<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d3
  337. 2013-08-26T05:34:36<GameServ> 2 == 2
  338. 2013-08-26T05:34:42<GreenLight|GM> Roll init, fuckers!
  339. 2013-08-26T05:34:45<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  340. 2013-08-26T05:34:45<GameServ> 7 == 7
  341. 2013-08-26T05:34:48<Aoyin> !roll d20
  342. 2013-08-26T05:34:48<GameServ> 5 == 5
  343. 2013-08-26T05:34:48<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20
  344. 2013-08-26T05:34:49<GameServ> 15 == 15
  345. 2013-08-26T05:34:50<GreenHoof> !roll d20
  346. 2013-08-26T05:34:51<GameServ> 20 == 20
  347. 2013-08-26T05:34:52<GreenLight|GM> !roll 2d20
  348. 2013-08-26T05:34:52<GameServ> 8, 18 == 26
  349. 2013-08-26T05:34:52<Broken> !roll 1d20
  350. 2013-08-26T05:34:52<GameServ> 12 == 12
  351. 2013-08-26T05:34:57<Hearth> !roll d20 init
  352. 2013-08-26T05:34:57<GameServ> 16 == 16
  353. 2013-08-26T05:35:04<GreenLight|GM> Hoof starts the battle
  354. 2013-08-26T05:35:34<GreenHoof> [Wait, we're figthing bats?]
  355. 2013-08-26T05:35:50<GreenHoof> [can I animal empathy?]
  356. 2013-08-26T05:36:06<GreenLight|GM> [Fruit bats. You could try to seduce one of them]
  357. 2013-08-26T05:36:12<GreenSleeves> [LEWD!~]
  358. 2013-08-26T05:36:17<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to seduce one of them?
  359. 2013-08-26T05:36:17<GameServ> 10 == 10
  360. 2013-08-26T05:36:24<Broken> (whaaaaa?)
  361. 2013-08-26T05:36:50<GreenLight|GM> Hoof seduces one of them... Which receives the wrong signals and nibbles on Hoof's ear for one HP damage.
  362. 2013-08-26T05:37:00<GreenHoof> "AAAAHHH!"
  363. 2013-08-26T05:37:14<Aoyin> "Awe, why couldn't that have been MY ear?"
  364. 2013-08-26T05:37:17GreenLight|GM slashes at one of the bats using his scalpel with surgical precision!
  365. 2013-08-26T05:37:20<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  366. 2013-08-26T05:37:20<GameServ> 15 == 15
  367. 2013-08-26T05:37:24<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d6
  368. 2013-08-26T05:37:24<GameServ> 1 == 1
  369. 2013-08-26T05:37:34<GreenLight|GM> And manages to merely nick its ear!
  370. 2013-08-26T05:37:41<GreenLight|GM> Hearth is up
  371. 2013-08-26T05:38:07Mary_ONette[Masked] does a kamen rider pose with Aplha
  372. 2013-08-26T05:38:31<Hearth> !roll d20+2 to flail around with her hooves at the swarming bats, maybe hitting one
  373. 2013-08-26T05:38:31<GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13
  374. 2013-08-26T05:39:07<GreenLight|GM> Hearth flails around, hitting none.
  375. 2013-08-26T05:39:18<GreenLight|GM> Mary's turn!
  376. 2013-08-26T05:40:45<Aoyin> [Mary pls]
  377. 2013-08-26T05:41:55<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 ultra boop
  378. 2013-08-26T05:41:55<GameServ> 14 == 14
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  380. 2013-08-26T05:42:30<GonkMaster> You hit the injured bat with a boop of sheer fortitude!
  381. 2013-08-26T05:42:35<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d4
  382. 2013-08-26T05:42:35<GameServ> 3 == 3
  383. 2013-08-26T05:42:44GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  384. 2013-08-26T05:43:01GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight|GM
  385. 2013-08-26T05:43:13<GreenLight|GM> [>tfw lost the init rolls
  386. 2013-08-26T05:43:20<GreenLight|GM> The injured bat goes down!
  387. 2013-08-26T05:43:27<GreenLight|GM> Whoever is next goes!
  388. 2013-08-26T05:43:28<GreenSleeves> [01:34:28] <GreenLight|GM> Roll init, fuckers!
  389. 2013-08-26T05:43:28<GreenSleeves> [01:34:31] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  390. 2013-08-26T05:43:28<GreenSleeves> [01:34:31] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  391. 2013-08-26T05:43:28<GreenSleeves> [01:34:33] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  392. 2013-08-26T05:43:28<GreenSleeves> [01:34:34] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  393. 2013-08-26T05:43:29<GreenSleeves> [01:34:34] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20
  394. 2013-08-26T05:43:29<GreenSleeves> [01:34:34] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  395. 2013-08-26T05:43:30<GreenSleeves> [01:34:36] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  396. 2013-08-26T05:43:30<GreenSleeves> [01:34:36] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  397. 2013-08-26T05:43:31<GreenSleeves> [01:34:37] <GreenLight|GM> !roll 2d20
  398. 2013-08-26T05:43:31<GreenSleeves> [01:34:37] <GameServ> 8, 18 == 26
  399. 2013-08-26T05:43:32<GreenSleeves> [01:34:38] <Broken> !roll 1d20
  400. 2013-08-26T05:43:32<GreenSleeves> [01:34:38] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  401. 2013-08-26T05:43:33<GreenSleeves> [01:34:42] <Hearth> !roll d20 init
  402. 2013-08-26T05:43:33<GreenSleeves> [01:34:43] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  403. 2013-08-26T05:43:36<Aoyin> "MY BROTHER!"
  404. 2013-08-26T05:43:38<GreenLight|GM> Based Sleeves~
  405. 2013-08-26T05:43:43<GreenSleeves> [~]
  406. 2013-08-26T05:43:46<Broken> (Yeah Sleeves)
  407. 2013-08-26T05:43:48<Aoyin> "YOU MONSTER!"
  408. 2013-08-26T05:43:52<GreenLight|GM> Broken's turn! I'd say the stick is a D6.
  409. 2013-08-26T05:44:09<Broken> !roll 1d20-1 rears up on his hind legs and takes a full swing with his stick. "Assault and Bat-tery!!!"
  410. 2013-08-26T05:44:09<GameServ> 3 == 3
  411. 2013-08-26T05:44:24<Broken> (Fail Joke, Fail swing.)
  412. 2013-08-26T05:44:28<Aoyin> "That was a horrible pun and you should feel horrible..."
  413. 2013-08-26T05:44:43GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  414. 2013-08-26T05:44:47<GonkMaster> 4/10 Broken. Apply yourself.
  415. 2013-08-26T05:45:01<GonkMaster> 5-Bat swarm time!
  416. 2013-08-26T05:45:13<GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 bat 1 attacks Aoyin
  417. 2013-08-26T05:45:13<GameServ> 4 == 4
  418. 2013-08-26T05:45:24<GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Bat 2 attacks Hoof
  419. 2013-08-26T05:45:24<GameServ> 20 == 20
  420. 2013-08-26T05:45:28<GonkMaster> !roll 1d3
  421. 2013-08-26T05:45:29<GameServ> 1 == 1
  422. 2013-08-26T05:45:29<Aoyin> [Lel]
  423. 2013-08-26T05:45:41<GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Bat 3 attacks Light
  424. 2013-08-26T05:45:41<GameServ> 2 == 2
  425. 2013-08-26T05:45:48<GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Bat 4 attacks Hearth
  426. 2013-08-26T05:45:49<GameServ> 5 == 5
  427. 2013-08-26T05:46:02<GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Bat 5 attacks Light
  428. 2013-08-26T05:46:03<GameServ> 12 == 12
  429. 2013-08-26T05:46:05<GonkMaster> "WAUGH!"
  430. 2013-08-26T05:46:07<GonkMaster> !roll 1d3
  431. 2013-08-26T05:46:07<GameServ> 2 == 2
  432. 2013-08-26T05:46:14<GreenSleeves> [Aww ye, no bat attack!]
  433. 2013-08-26T05:46:20<GonkMaster> Sleeves is up!
  434. 2013-08-26T05:46:28<GonkMaster> [Proportional to fruit taste lel]
  435. 2013-08-26T05:46:35GreenSleeves follows Hoof's lead...
  436. 2013-08-26T05:46:41<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to seduce bat.
  437. 2013-08-26T05:46:42<GameServ> 12 == 12
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  439. 2013-08-26T05:47:20GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight|GM
  440. 2013-08-26T05:47:55<GreenLight|GM> Sleeves seduces a bat successfully. It sucks on your face for 1 HP damage.
  441. 2013-08-26T05:48:02<GreenLight|GM> Aoyin's up!
  442. 2013-08-26T05:48:16<GreenSleeves> [Hue]
  443. 2013-08-26T05:48:37<GreenHoof> [lolz]
  444. 2013-08-26T05:49:12<Aoyin> !roll d20 to gently smack the bats to urge them to leave, "Now now, this is no place for you little ones!" [ALL MY NON-LETHAL]
  445. 2013-08-26T05:49:12<GameServ> 8 == 8
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  448. 2013-08-26T05:49:47<Hearth> [lel]
  449. 2013-08-26T05:49:55GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight|GM
  450. 2013-08-26T05:50:01<GreenLight|GM> Aoyin is unable to smack a bitch!
  451. 2013-08-26T05:50:05<GreenLight|GM> Roll inits round 2!
  452. 2013-08-26T05:50:13<Broken> !roll 1d20
  453. 2013-08-26T05:50:14<GameServ> 6 == 6
  454. 2013-08-26T05:50:14<Aoyin> !roll d20
  455. 2013-08-26T05:50:14<GameServ> 18 == 18
  456. 2013-08-26T05:50:23<GreenLight|GM> !roll 2d20
  457. 2013-08-26T05:50:24<GameServ> 3, 3 == 6
  458. 2013-08-26T05:50:35<GreenHoof> !roll d20
  459. 2013-08-26T05:50:35<GameServ> 12 == 12
  460. 2013-08-26T05:50:47<Hearth> !roll d20
  461. 2013-08-26T05:50:47<GameServ> 17 == 17
  462. 2013-08-26T05:50:48<Mary_ONette[Masked]> Roll d20
  463. 2013-08-26T05:50:58<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20
  464. 2013-08-26T05:50:58<GameServ> 1 == 1
  465. 2013-08-26T05:51:11<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  466. 2013-08-26T05:51:12<GameServ> 3 == 3
  467. 2013-08-26T05:51:23<GreenLight|GM> Aoyin starts us off!
  468. 2013-08-26T05:52:02<Aoyin> !roll d20 to try and BAT the BATS away again, "Come on, what did I JUST say? On your bikes, little ones!" [NONLETHAL]
  469. 2013-08-26T05:52:02<GameServ> 6 == 6
  470. 2013-08-26T05:52:44<GreenLight|GM> The BATS do not appreciate the pun.
  471. 2013-08-26T05:52:49<GreenLight|GM> Hearth is up!
  472. 2013-08-26T05:53:20<Quicksilver> [This BATtle is dumb
  473. 2013-08-26T05:53:41<GreenLight|GM> [It kinda is]
  474. 2013-08-26T05:53:44<Hearth> !roll d20 to try to catch the bat that tried to bite her "Hey you!"
  475. 2013-08-26T05:53:44<GameServ> 6 == 6
  476. 2013-08-26T05:53:53<GreenLight|GM> Hearth can't fly :3
  477. 2013-08-26T05:54:01<GreenLight|GM> Hoof is up!
  478. 2013-08-26T05:54:03<Hearth> ( ._.)
  479. 2013-08-26T05:54:15<GreenSleeves> [HUE]
  480. 2013-08-26T05:54:19<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to slice at a bat
  481. 2013-08-26T05:54:19<GameServ> 12 == 12
  482. 2013-08-26T05:54:27<GreenLight|GM> You barely miss!
  483. 2013-08-26T05:54:34<GreenHoof> "Damn."
  484. 2013-08-26T05:54:39<GreenLight|GM> Broken's up!
  485. 2013-08-26T05:54:43<Broken> !roll 1d20-1 to channel his baseball days.
  486. 2013-08-26T05:54:43<GameServ> 8 == 8
  487. 2013-08-26T05:55:05<GreenLight|GM> Well, you *were* in AA at your prime...
  488. 2013-08-26T05:55:11<Broken> (It was only one season.)
  489. 2013-08-26T05:55:31GreenLight|GM swipes at a bat with his Scalpel of Surgical Precision!
  490. 2013-08-26T05:55:37<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  491. 2013-08-26T05:55:37<GameServ> 14 == 14
  492. 2013-08-26T05:55:41<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d6
  493. 2013-08-26T05:55:41<GameServ> 3 == 3
  494. 2013-08-26T05:55:54GreenLight|GM swipes through the heart!
  495. 2013-08-26T05:56:03GreenLight|GM echs a bit, squeamish
  496. 2013-08-26T05:56:10<GreenLight|GM> Sleeves is up
  497. 2013-08-26T05:56:46<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to try and spear the nearest bat on his horn!
  498. 2013-08-26T05:56:47<GameServ> 10 == 10
  499. 2013-08-26T05:56:57<GreenSleeves> (fug)
  500. 2013-08-26T05:57:01Duskie [~unknown@ARouen-553-1-228-94.w90-17.abo.wanadoo.fr] is now known as ZombieDuskie
  501. 2013-08-26T05:57:03<GreenLight|GM> You spear no expense in making a fool outta yourself!
  502. 2013-08-26T05:57:19<GreenLight|GM> Teenage Bat Squad GO!
  503. 2013-08-26T05:57:19<GreenHoof> [Carlos pls]
  504. 2013-08-26T05:57:20<GreenSleeves> [HUE LIGHT PLS THE PUNS!]
  505. 2013-08-26T05:57:34<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20 Bat one attacks Hearth
  506. 2013-08-26T05:57:34<GameServ> 16 == 16
  507. 2013-08-26T05:57:36<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d3
  508. 2013-08-26T05:57:36<GameServ> 2 == 2
  509. 2013-08-26T05:57:45<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20 Bat 2 attacks Broken
  510. 2013-08-26T05:57:46<GameServ> 8 == 8
  511. 2013-08-26T05:57:57<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20 Bat 3 attacks Mary
  512. 2013-08-26T05:57:57<GameServ> 15 == 15
  513. 2013-08-26T05:57:59<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d3
  514. 2013-08-26T05:57:59<GameServ> 3 == 3
  515. 2013-08-26T05:58:06<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20 Bat 4 attacks Light
  516. 2013-08-26T05:58:06<GameServ> 19 == 19
  517. 2013-08-26T05:58:10<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d3
  518. 2013-08-26T05:58:10<GameServ> 3 == 3
  519. 2013-08-26T05:58:19<GreenLight|GM> "AHHH I'M NOT *THAT* FRUITY!"
  520. 2013-08-26T05:58:24<GreenHoof> "HEARTH! LIGHT!"
  521. 2013-08-26T05:58:41<GreenLight|GM> Mary is up
  522. 2013-08-26T05:58:45Mary_ONette[Masked] yells at the bats to calm down
  523. 2013-08-26T05:58:45<GreenSleeves> [Still not attacked ;3]
  524. 2013-08-26T05:58:47GreenLight|GM winces "I'm fine."
  525. 2013-08-26T05:58:50<GreenLight|GM> Mary, roll
  526. 2013-08-26T05:58:52<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20
  527. 2013-08-26T05:58:52<GameServ> 17 == 17
  528. 2013-08-26T05:58:56<GreenLight|GM> Oh shit
  529. 2013-08-26T05:59:01<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "OY!"
  530. 2013-08-26T05:59:27<GreenLight|GM> You yell with such force the 3 smarter bats NOPE the fuck outta the holes in the top of the cave, leaving only the stubborn asshole leader to deal with!
  531. 2013-08-26T05:59:48<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [:3]
  532. 2013-08-26T05:59:58<Broken> "Yeah, Mary!"
  533. 2013-08-26T06:00:00<GreenLight|GM> New round, roll init!
  534. 2013-08-26T06:00:04<GreenLight|GM> !roll 2d20
  535. 2013-08-26T06:00:04<GameServ> 4, 20 == 24
  536. 2013-08-26T06:00:07<Broken> !roll 1d20
  537. 2013-08-26T06:00:07<GameServ> 13 == 13
  538. 2013-08-26T06:00:09<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20
  539. 2013-08-26T06:00:09<GameServ> 8 == 8
  540. 2013-08-26T06:00:10<Hearth> !roll d20
  541. 2013-08-26T06:00:10<GameServ> 6 == 6
  542. 2013-08-26T06:00:11<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  543. 2013-08-26T06:00:11<GameServ> 15 == 15
  544. 2013-08-26T06:00:12<Aoyin> !roll d20
  545. 2013-08-26T06:00:12<GameServ> 4 == 4
  546. 2013-08-26T06:01:06GreenLight|GM leaps at the last foe "Hey Bat Brain! Suck on *THIS*!" He backflips over the bat, striking down on it from above with his Scalpel of Surgical Precision
  547. 2013-08-26T06:01:09<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  548. 2013-08-26T06:01:09<GameServ> 3 == 3
  549. 2013-08-26T06:01:16<GreenLight|GM> "WAUGH!"
  550. 2013-08-26T06:01:23GreenLight|GM lands flat on his back prone
  551. 2013-08-26T06:01:31<GreenLight|GM> Sleeves is up
  552. 2013-08-26T06:01:36Mary_ONette[Masked] checks on Amael and sighs in relief
  553. 2013-08-26T06:02:03<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to try and spear the fucker on his horn (2.0!)
  554. 2013-08-26T06:02:03<GameServ> 1 == 1
  555. 2013-08-26T06:02:07<GreenSleeves> [HUE]
  556. 2013-08-26T06:02:20<GreenLight|GM> You think about Rain~ And trip on the spaghetti for 1 HP damage
  557. 2013-08-26T06:02:30<GreenLight|GM> Broken's turn
  558. 2013-08-26T06:02:55<Broken> !roll 1d20-1 to smash a bats teeth in.
  559. 2013-08-26T06:02:55<GameServ> 20 == 20
  560. 2013-08-26T06:02:56<GreenSleeves> [All the spaghetti...]
  561. 2013-08-26T06:03:16<GreenLight|GM> You smash ALL it's teeth in! Roll for damage!
  562. 2013-08-26T06:03:26<Broken> !roll 1d6
  563. 2013-08-26T06:03:26<GameServ> 6 == 6
  564. 2013-08-26T06:03:31<Aoyin> [BASED]
  565. 2013-08-26T06:03:39<Aoyin> [IT'D GIBBED]
  566. 2013-08-26T06:03:39<Broken> (Whoa.)
  567. 2013-08-26T06:03:42<Hearth> [DAMN!]
  568. 2013-08-26T06:03:42<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [the bat is so ded]
  569. 2013-08-26T06:04:04<GreenLight|GM> The bat gives you a toothless grin before it gets thwacked out of one of the holes of the top of the cave. Hue. It even makes a small twinkle in the sky as you lose vision with it.
  570. 2013-08-26T06:04:04<Broken> "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
  571. 2013-08-26T06:04:10<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "WOO HOO GO BROKEN!"
  572. 2013-08-26T06:04:21<GreenHoof> "Damn, Broken!"
  573. 2013-08-26T06:04:26<GreenSleeves> "TEAM ROCKET GOES BLASTING OFF AGAIN!:
  574. 2013-08-26T06:04:29GreenLight|GM is lying on his back "Whoa Broken! Nice job!
  575. 2013-08-26T06:04:35<Aoyin> "WOO, HUE!"
  576. 2013-08-26T06:04:45Mary_ONette[Masked] high hooves Broken
  577. 2013-08-26T06:04:54Broken returns the hoof.
  578. 2013-08-26T06:05:10<Broken> "Who Wants some more?"
  579. 2013-08-26T06:05:37<GreenLight|GM> The adrenaline seems to run off... Do you continue walking through the cave?
  580. 2013-08-26T06:05:53<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Let's keep going~"
  581. 2013-08-26T06:06:06<Hearth> "Oh! Just wait a moment"
  582. 2013-08-26T06:06:12<GreenSleeves> "Awww yeahhh!"
  583. 2013-08-26T06:06:20Broken settles back down on all four hooves and continues walking, stick in saddlebags.
  584. 2013-08-26T06:06:22Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  585. 2013-08-26T06:06:24<Broken> (BRB)
  586. 2013-08-26T06:06:31<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [Hey Arrant]
  587. 2013-08-26T06:06:42<Arrant> [Hi]
  588. 2013-08-26T06:06:43GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  589. 2013-08-26T06:06:53GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  590. 2013-08-26T06:06:53<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [Scout might have a rival]
  591. 2013-08-26T06:06:59GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight|GM
  592. 2013-08-26T06:07:00Hearth digs through her bags and pulls out a torch, lighting it up using some of the charcoal she has "Some more light can't hurt" *smiles*
  593. 2013-08-26T06:07:02<GreenHoof> "Alright, let's keep going, I-I guess..."
  594. 2013-08-26T06:07:14GreenLight|GM nods, getting up
  595. 2013-08-26T06:07:19<Arrant> [Really? Who?]
  596. 2013-08-26T06:07:25<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [Amael]
  597. 2013-08-26T06:07:39<Arrant> [whats Amael?]
  598. 2013-08-26T06:07:46Mary_ONette[Masked] follows the group
  599. 2013-08-26T06:07:48<GreenLight|GM> You all continue walking along the cave, aided by Hearth's fire and Mary's light
  600. 2013-08-26T06:07:48<GreenSleeves> [A demon!]
  601. 2013-08-26T06:07:58<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [a flying squirrel]
  602. 2013-08-26T06:08:01Hearth walks up next to Light, holding a torch now "You okay there, see to have taken a bit of a fall."
  603. 2013-08-26T06:08:11<Hearth> seem to have*
  604. 2013-08-26T06:08:11<Broken> (Back)
  605. 2013-08-26T06:08:20GreenHoof watches Hearth and GreenLight intently
  606. 2013-08-26T06:08:20<Arrant> [Sweet. Sounds awesome]
  607. 2013-08-26T06:08:23GreenSleeves gives Hoof a worried look.
  608. 2013-08-26T06:08:38GreenLight|GM smiles "I'm fine! Just, argh, guess having Green Apple skin isn't all that smart when facing... um... Fruit bats?"
  609. 2013-08-26T06:08:56<GreenHoof> "Implying it's not fur."
  610. 2013-08-26T06:09:03<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "All good, luckly I yelled at them."
  611. 2013-08-26T06:09:06GreenLight|GM laughs "Right, fur."
  612. 2013-08-26T06:09:25<GreenLight|GM> Everybody, roll for sniffing.
  613. 2013-08-26T06:09:27<Hearth> "Heh yeah...it's a bit inconvenient."
  614. 2013-08-26T06:09:30<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  615. 2013-08-26T06:09:30<GameServ> 15 == 15
  616. 2013-08-26T06:09:31<Broken> !roll 1d20
  617. 2013-08-26T06:09:31<GameServ> 18 == 18
  618. 2013-08-26T06:09:35<Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 sniff
  619. 2013-08-26T06:09:35<GameServ> 20 == 20
  620. 2013-08-26T06:09:36<Hearth> !roll d20 sniff
  621. 2013-08-26T06:09:36<GameServ> 13 == 13
  622. 2013-08-26T06:09:36<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d20
  623. 2013-08-26T06:09:37<GameServ> 7 == 7
  624. 2013-08-26T06:09:39<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to sniff like the air is cocaine
  625. 2013-08-26T06:09:39<GameServ> 13 == 13
  626. 2013-08-26T06:09:45<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [scent fetish always win]
  627. 2013-08-26T06:09:50<GreenSleeves> [Mary smells the FUCK out of whatever it is]
  628. 2013-08-26T06:09:54<GreenLight|GM> [Not this time...]
  629. 2013-08-26T06:10:27<Mary_ONette[Masked]> [;-okay;]
  630. 2013-08-26T06:10:45<GreenLight|GM> Everyone except Light smells a very putrid, rotten smell coming from the other end of the cave... Mary realizes this is the smell of, well... Death.
  631. 2013-08-26T06:10:57<Aoyin> [Oh, things are happening. ONE MOMENT]
  632. 2013-08-26T06:11:02Hearth scrunches her nose "Ech"
  633. 2013-08-26T06:11:03<GreenSleeves> "Waoohhh. Stanky..."
  634. 2013-08-26T06:11:03<Aoyin> !roll d20 to be a slowpoke
  635. 2013-08-26T06:11:03<GameServ> 8 == 8
  636. 2013-08-26T06:11:14<GreenHoof> "G-gross..."
  637. 2013-08-26T06:11:17Mary_ONette[Masked] nose scrunhies "I smell death."
  638. 2013-08-26T06:11:19GreenSleeves looks at Hoof. "You let one rip?"
  639. 2013-08-26T06:11:20<GreenLight|GM> Aoyin and Light cannot smell it from this distance
  640. 2013-08-26T06:11:26GreenLight|GM shudders "D-death?"
  641. 2013-08-26T06:11:39<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "My nose is always right."
  642. 2013-08-26T06:11:40Broken gags. "Uh. This isn't like that time in the forest, is it?"
  643. 2013-08-26T06:11:48GreenHoof chuckles "Pffft. I wish."
  644. 2013-08-26T06:12:02<Hearth> "Y-You don't smell it Light...ech, it's pretty bad"
  645. 2013-08-26T06:12:06<GreenSleeves> "Hoof please, you got a fetish you aren't telling me about?
  646. 2013-08-26T06:12:07GreenHoof looks at Broken "Ugh... That forest..."
  647. 2013-08-26T06:12:09Aoyin sniffs. "Wut?"
  648. 2013-08-26T06:12:19<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Never doubt the creepy mare with a scent fetish."
  649. 2013-08-26T06:12:22GreenLight|GM frowns "S-should we turn back then? I can't smell it at all..."
  650. 2013-08-26T06:12:47<Broken> "Naw, forge on and beg your snout for forgiveness later."
  651. 2013-08-26T06:12:54<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I have an Idea, Alpha you're up."
  652. 2013-08-26T06:12:55Aoyin brightens, "Smells like death? Well, let's go see what it is!" He doesn't seem to believe what was being said.
  653. 2013-08-26T06:12:56GreenLight|GM gulps "O-okay..."
  654. 2013-08-26T06:13:19<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Alpha scout ahead and report back."
  655. 2013-08-26T06:13:28<Hearth> "B-But what if...what if we see whatever is...responsible..." *is frightened*
  656. 2013-08-26T06:13:41<GreenLight|GM> As you go 3/4 into the cave, everyone can smell it now. It's stench is truly abhorrent, as if it's been left there for a while...
  657. 2013-08-26T06:13:43<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *Alpha salutes and crawls ahead*
  658. 2013-08-26T06:13:57GreenHoof walks up next to Hearth "Relax. You're safe. We're not gonna let anything happen to you."
  659. 2013-08-26T06:13:59Aoyin 's muzzle scrunches. "Grizzly cave?"
  660. 2013-08-26T06:14:01GreenLight|GM suppresses his gag reflux nonsexually "Eww..."
  661. 2013-08-26T06:14:13GreenSleeves walks up next to Hoof. "Yeah!"
  662. 2013-08-26T06:14:25Mary_ONette[Masked] is sniffing the air and scrunching
  663. 2013-08-26T06:14:28GreenHoof looks at Sleeves "Holy shit... this does smell like the forest in Ghost Leaf..."
  664. 2013-08-26T06:14:43Umbra_Electrum [~Nova@108.193.30.244] is now known as Umbra|Sleep
  665. 2013-08-26T06:14:48Mary_ONette[Masked] ears twitch at the mention Ghost Leaf
  666. 2013-08-26T06:14:55GreenSleeves sniffs. "....A little..."
  667. 2013-08-26T06:15:03<Broken> "Keep your wits about you, Pones."
  668. 2013-08-26T06:15:13<Hearth> "O-Okay...thank you Hoof."
  669. 2013-08-26T06:15:28Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  670. 2013-08-26T06:15:31<GreenLight|GM> Well, as you reach the end of the tunnel, and the source of the stench, you realize you dont need to keep your wits about you...
  671. 2013-08-26T06:15:38<GreenLight|GM> After all, the only inhabitant is dead.
  672. 2013-08-26T06:15:46<GreenSleeves> [PANIC]
  673. 2013-08-26T06:15:55Aoyin looks down at -whatever- it might have been.
  674. 2013-08-26T06:15:57<Mary_ONette[Masked]> *Alpha is looking at it, poking it*
  675. 2013-08-26T06:15:59GreenLight|GM gulps
  676. 2013-08-26T06:16:01<GreenHoof> [isn't that more of a reason to keep your wits about you?]
  677. 2013-08-26T06:16:02Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  678. 2013-08-26T06:16:08<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Alpha stop poking it."
  679. 2013-08-26T06:16:17GreenSleeves stares.
  680. 2013-08-26T06:16:45<Broken> Tries to analyse the corpse from a distance.
  681. 2013-08-26T06:16:45Hearth looks at whatever it is, trying to make out what exactly it is
  682. 2013-08-26T06:16:56<GreenLight|GM> Everyone sees the corpse of a Diamond Dog, throat slashed, eyes still there, its face with a look of both mischief and genuine surprise
  683. 2013-08-26T06:17:12<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to not blow chunks.
  684. 2013-08-26T06:17:13<GameServ> 15 == 15
  685. 2013-08-26T06:17:20<GreenLight|GM> "Oh God..."
  686. 2013-08-26T06:17:30GreenSleeves keeps his dinner down.
  687. 2013-08-26T06:17:38<GreenHoof> "S-s-some murdered this thing..."
  688. 2013-08-26T06:17:40Hearth grimaces hard "......"
  689. 2013-08-26T06:17:46Broken walks up and closes the DD's Eyes.
  690. 2013-08-26T06:17:50GreenLight|GM looks around and pales
  691. 2013-08-26T06:17:51Mary_ONette[Masked] looks at the body with curiosity
  692. 2013-08-26T06:18:00GreenLight|GM walks up to the right of the Diamond Dog
  693. 2013-08-26T06:18:09<Aoyin> !roll d20 muh self control
  694. 2013-08-26T06:18:10<GameServ> 1 == 1
  695. 2013-08-26T06:18:12GreenHoof leans to GreenSleeves and whispers, absolutely terrified "Th-th-think it was one of those... m-mind flayers?"
  696. 2013-08-26T06:18:24Aoyin looks around, grinning, "Anyone gonna eat that?"
  697. 2013-08-26T06:18:29<Aoyin> [Kek pls...]
  698. 2013-08-26T06:18:35GreenSleeves whispers back "Don't think so..."
  699. 2013-08-26T06:18:41<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Bat boy calm your stomach"
  700. 2013-08-26T06:18:44<Hearth> "A-AOYIN!?"
  701. 2013-08-26T06:18:57Aoyin winces, "It was a joke, jeez..."
  702. 2013-08-26T06:18:59GreenLight|GM picks up... A saddlebag... Weird. "I-I, um, found a saddlebag... Maybe we can check to see what's- OH GOD AOYIN."
  703. 2013-08-26T06:19:04GreenHoof looks over his shoulders, making sure there's no floating manta-rays coming towards them
  704. 2013-08-26T06:19:22<Broken> "Well, it's started to smell. It's rotting already. Not good eats."
  705. 2013-08-26T06:19:22<Hearth> "Ah...sorry..."
  706. 2013-08-26T06:19:26<GreenLight|GM> Hoof sees no Equestrian Steve Irwin-Predators
  707. 2013-08-26T06:19:41<Aoyin> "I'M SORRY OKAY? I was trying to lighten the mood... What's in the bag?"
  708. 2013-08-26T06:19:41<GreenHoof> [hue]
  709. 2013-08-26T06:19:45<Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I wonders what did this?"
  710. 2013-08-26T06:19:50Broken searches the corpse.
  711. 2013-08-26T06:19:54<GreenLight|GM> "L-let's get outta here before we check out what I found..."
  712. 2013-08-26T06:20:04GreenSleeves nods viggerously
  713. 2013-08-26T06:20:05GreenHoof nods "Good idea."
  714. 2013-08-26T06:20:06Mary_ONette[Masked] removes her mask
  715. 2013-08-26T06:20:19<GreenLight|GM> Broken sees, well, a Diamond Dog. Pretty big for its size, with a singular slash wound on its throat
  716. 2013-08-26T06:20:20Mary_ONette[Masked] [~Mary_ONet@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] is now known as Mary_ONette
  717. 2013-08-26T06:20:24<Hearth> "Y-Yeah...lets get going..."
  718. 2013-08-26T06:20:42<Broken> (What do I find on it, what kind of clothing?)
  719. 2013-08-26T06:21:03<GreenLight|GM> Broken finds no clothing, no nothing. All that was around it was the saddlebag Light found.
  720. 2013-08-26T06:21:14<GreenSleeves> [>no clothes]
  721. 2013-08-26T06:21:17<GreenSleeves> [Lewd!}
  722. 2013-08-26T06:21:25GreenHoof looks like he really wants to dart the fuck out of here
  723. 2013-08-26T06:21:28<GreenLight|GM> The DD is NOT Lewd at the moment
  724. 2013-08-26T06:21:38<Broken> "Hmm. And he's stripped. Most DD's wear at least a collar..."
  725. 2013-08-26T06:21:39GreenLight|GM darts the fuck outta there, he's a squeamish fellow
  726. 2013-08-26T06:21:39<Mary_ONette> [was it big?]
  727. 2013-08-26T06:21:40<Aoyin> [CAN WE SEE ITS PINGAS?]
  728. 2013-08-26T06:21:41<Hearth> [>at the moment]
  729. 2013-08-26T06:21:42<GreenSleeves> [I know ;3]
  730. 2013-08-26T06:21:47<GreenLight|GM> Oh shit, DD wear a collar
  731. 2013-08-26T06:21:54<GreenLight|GM> This DD is no exception.
  732. 2013-08-26T06:22:15<GreenLight|GM> Bigger than average, but no Big Bono
  733. 2013-08-26T06:22:42Broken removes and searches the collar for any defining markings.
  734. 2013-08-26T06:22:54<GreenHoof> [OMG GREENLIGHT HOW DO YOU KNOW BIG BONO YOU WEREN'T AROUND THEN ARE YOU BOB REINCARNATED?!?!?!?!?]
  735. 2013-08-26T06:23:06<GreenSleeves> [HUE!]
  736. 2013-08-26T06:23:14<GreenLight|GM> Broken finds a scribble on the collar, but has no idea it means that this DD is a fledgling thief
  737. 2013-08-26T06:23:22<GreenSleeves> [>inb4 it's name is Lassie]
  738. 2013-08-26T06:23:23<GreenLight|GM> Well, you guys know OOC now.
  739. 2013-08-26T06:23:36<GreenSleeves> 9its*0
  740. 2013-08-26T06:23:47Broken puts the collar into his bag.
  741. 2013-08-26T06:24:07<GreenSleeves> [Broken, you into collars and shit? Kinky~]
  742. 2013-08-26T06:24:12GreenLight|GM reaches the entrance of the cave, gasping for clean air
  743. 2013-08-26T06:24:33GreenSleeves steps out behind Light, silently putting a hoof on his shoulder.
  744. 2013-08-26T06:24:34<Broken> (Never know what you'll need when.)
  745. 2013-08-26T06:24:36<Aoyin> [I have a collar RL. Should have made it come with me...]
  746. 2013-08-26T06:24:37<Mary_ONette> [Brken will get along]
  747. 2013-08-26T06:24:41<Mary_ONette> *we
  748. 2013-08-26T06:24:53Broken starts towards the entrance.
  749. 2013-08-26T06:25:03Aoyin looks around a bit longer before leaving the cave, gag reflex finally starting to kick in.
  750. 2013-08-26T06:25:19GreenLight|GM waits until everone exits the cave before examining the saddlebag
  751. 2013-08-26T06:25:26Mary_ONette follows the group "Hmm strange."
  752. 2013-08-26T06:25:45GreenHoof steps out behind GreenSleeves, sighing with relief, happy that they're all out of that fucking cave.
  753. 2013-08-26T06:25:53Weathervane [Vane@5.44.105.20] is now known as Weathervane[Sleep]
  754. 2013-08-26T06:25:54Mary_ONette checks on Amael as he sleeps "Awww so cute."
  755. 2013-08-26T06:26:03Hearth exists the cave, noticing light gasping "...you okay there?"
  756. 2013-08-26T06:26:04<GreenLight|GM> Are we all out of the ded cave?
  757. 2013-08-26T06:26:13<GreenLight|GM> "I-I guess..."
  758. 2013-08-26T06:26:19GreenLight|GM looks into the Saddlebag.
  759. 2013-08-26T06:26:22<Broken> "Yeah. Let's go back."
  760. 2013-08-26T06:26:24Aoyin is outside of the cave, sticking his tongue out. "Ech..."
  761. 2013-08-26T06:26:52GreenSleeves watches light intently.
  762. 2013-08-26T06:27:26<GreenLight|GM> The Saddlebag is standard issue... Everyone from Four Cannon got one, along with all the contents inside, as they got on the train. Or off the train. Fuck if I know. Point is, this saddlebag belongs to a Four Cannonite
  763. 2013-08-26T06:27:33<GreenHoof> [/me stares at GreenSleeves' haunches for a few seconds. "So... Sleeves. How are your haunches doing?"]
  764. 2013-08-26T06:27:59GreenHoof stares at GreenSleeves' haunches for a few seconds. "So... Sleeves. How are your haunches doing?"
  765. 2013-08-26T06:28:27GreenSleeves looks back with a lewd stare, smiling. "Good, want a closer look?"
  766. 2013-08-26T06:28:28Hearth stares at Light as he examines the bag
  767. 2013-08-26T06:28:38<Broken> "What was it doing with a Saddlebag?"
  768. 2013-08-26T06:28:40GreenHoof looks closer
  769. 2013-08-26T06:28:50GreenLight|GM finds it funny how he can't recall ever getting any starting gear... Or much of anything before 10 days ago.
  770. 2013-08-26T06:29:14GreenSleeves returns his gaze to Light.
  771. 2013-08-26T06:29:20GreenHoof stops looking, satisfied
  772. 2013-08-26T06:29:32<Aoyin> "Hmm..." He frowns, "What's in it?"
  773. 2013-08-26T06:29:46<GreenLight|GM> "Um... Not sure... But it looks like, well, all the standard gear everyone gets."
  774. 2013-08-26T06:30:05<GreenHoof> "Y-you're kidding, right?"
  775. 2013-08-26T06:30:16<GreenLight|GM> "No..."
  776. 2013-08-26T06:30:22<GreenSleeves> "Hmmm..."
  777. 2013-08-26T06:30:28<Broken> "So he swiped someone's gear?"
  778. 2013-08-26T06:30:31<Hearth> "...huh..."
  779. 2013-08-26T06:30:34<Aoyin> "Just standard gear? There's no like, journal or anything... Or maybe a guitar string-type thing?"
  780. 2013-08-26T06:30:41<Mary_ONette> "I wonder who belong to."
  781. 2013-08-26T06:30:43GreenLight|GM shrugs "Looks like it? No, Aoyin... Sorry.."
  782. 2013-08-26T06:31:03GreenLight|GM offers to let everyone snoop the FUCK outta the bag.
  783. 2013-08-26T06:31:09Aoyin sighs. "Oh well. I'll find it eventually..."
  784. 2013-08-26T06:31:15<Broken> "Well, you said you didn't have one, yesterday. You should have it."
  785. 2013-08-26T06:31:16Aoyin takes it and looks inside despite it not being his.
  786. 2013-08-26T06:31:20<GreenLight|GM> Anyone interested, roll 1d20 for WE SCOOBY DOO INVESTIGATORS NOW
  787. 2013-08-26T06:31:29<Aoyin> !roll d20 oh okay
  788. 2013-08-26T06:31:29<GameServ> 16 == 16
  789. 2013-08-26T06:31:35<Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  790. 2013-08-26T06:31:35<GameServ> 20 == 20
  791. 2013-08-26T06:31:37<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to snoop
  792. 2013-08-26T06:31:37<GameServ> 8 == 8
  793. 2013-08-26T06:31:53<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  794. 2013-08-26T06:31:54<GameServ> 10 == 10
  795. 2013-08-26T06:32:06<GreenLight|GM> Based Mary notices the most intriguing aspect of this saddlebag.
  796. 2013-08-26T06:32:10Hearth has no reason to snoop the bag and instead addresses Light "...you didn't get a saddlebag and stuff when you got here?"
  797. 2013-08-26T06:32:12<Broken> !roll d20
  798. 2013-08-26T06:32:12<GameServ> 18 == 18
  799. 2013-08-26T06:32:26<Mary_ONette> "Oh my"
  800. 2013-08-26T06:32:37Mary_ONette looks closer
  801. 2013-08-26T06:32:53GreenHoof rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath "God dammit Hearth..."
  802. 2013-08-26T06:33:07GreenLight|GM sighs "Like I said, don't remember a thing..."
  803. 2013-08-26T06:33:17Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has left #FourCannonPnP
  804. 2013-08-26T06:33:18GreenSleeves rolls his eyes
  805. 2013-08-26T06:33:38Hearth nods, smiling slightly "Mhmmm...right..."
  806. 2013-08-26T06:33:43GreenLight|GM blinks "You find something Mary?"
  807. 2013-08-26T06:33:44Mary_ONette looks at Light and and back at the bag "Hmm... odd"
  808. 2013-08-26T06:33:46<GreenLight|GM> [Hearth pls]
  809. 2013-08-26T06:33:49<Broken> "Then take it. Did anyone else not get a starter pack?"
  810. 2013-08-26T06:33:56<GreenLight|GM> "What is it Mary?"
  811. 2013-08-26T06:34:31<Hearth> [Drew pls....SHE'S LOSING IT, quietly losing it]
  812. 2013-08-26T06:34:39<GreenLight|GM> [>Quietly]
  813. 2013-08-26T06:34:44<Mary_ONette> "You said you remember what happen the first two days when you first came here right?"
  814. 2013-08-26T06:34:55<GreenSleeves> [Remember, greens are a package deal!]
  815. 2013-08-26T06:34:58<Hearth> [Eh, quiet enough]
  816. 2013-08-26T06:35:06<Hearth> [SLEEVES PLS]
  817. 2013-08-26T06:35:13<Mary_ONette> *don't
  818. 2013-08-26T06:35:14<GreenLight|GM> "No, actually. I remember only my last day on Earth..."
  819. 2013-08-26T06:35:16<GreenSleeves> [Hearth.... please~]
  820. 2013-08-26T06:35:29<Hearth> [O-Oh my...]
  821. 2013-08-26T06:35:29<GreenLight|GM> "Why?"
  822. 2013-08-26T06:35:39<Mary_ONette> "Hmm... I thinkg this is your bag."
  823. 2013-08-26T06:35:50<GreenLight|GM> "Wait, what?"
  824. 2013-08-26T06:36:01<Mary_ONette> "Yeah. look here."
  825. 2013-08-26T06:36:11GreenLight|GM looks 'here'
  826. 2013-08-26T06:36:24<GreenLight|GM> The color drains from GreenLight's face
  827. 2013-08-26T06:36:37<GreenLight|GM> "U-uhhh... OW..."
  828. 2013-08-26T06:36:41GreenSleeves throws Light a worried look.
  829. 2013-08-26T06:36:42<Aoyin> "What is it?"
  830. 2013-08-26T06:36:47<Mary_ONette> "I think that mutt may have jumped you."
  831. 2013-08-26T06:36:48GreenHoof raises an eyebrow
  832. 2013-08-26T06:36:58GreenLight|GM feels a sharp, burning pain in his head... and faints
  833. 2013-08-26T06:37:12<Mary_ONette> "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd he faints."
  834. 2013-08-26T06:37:19GreenHoof runs over to GreenLight's side
  835. 2013-08-26T06:37:26Broken tries to catch Light.
  836. 2013-08-26T06:37:29<GreenHoof> "Hey, you alright buddy? GreenLight?"
  837. 2013-08-26T06:37:30GreenSleeves scrambles to the other side.
  838. 2013-08-26T06:37:35<Broken> "Whoah, Buddy."
  839. 2013-08-26T06:37:40<GreenHoof> "GREENSLEEVES! POUR PRUNO OVER HIS FACE!"
  840. 2013-08-26T06:37:48<Quicksilver> [kek]
  841. 2013-08-26T06:37:58GreenSleeves gets out a jar of pruno and opens the fucker.
  842. 2013-08-26T06:38:05GreenLight|GM will need a *lot* of pruno after this
  843. 2013-08-26T06:38:13<Aoyin> "Well, alrighty then..." He frowns, watching the faint pegasus
  844. 2013-08-26T06:38:16Hearth runs over to Light "AH! ...Light!"
  845. 2013-08-26T06:38:22GreenSleeves gulps, and pours it onto Light's face.
  846. 2013-08-26T06:38:28<GreenLight|GM> Sleeves, roll for efficacy
  847. 2013-08-26T06:38:33<GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  848. 2013-08-26T06:38:33<GameServ> 11 == 11
  849. 2013-08-26T06:38:39GreenHoof pulls out his own bottles of pruno and pours it on Light's face
  850. 2013-08-26T06:38:47<GreenHoof> !roll d20 for efficiency
  851. 2013-08-26T06:38:47<GameServ> 7 == 7
  852. 2013-08-26T06:38:48<GreenLight|GM> Your drinking problem does not translate to pouring it in *other* people's mouths
  853. 2013-08-26T06:38:57GreenLight|GM sputters, waking up "Ack"
  854. 2013-08-26T06:39:05<GreenHoof> [Implying there's such thing as a drinking "problem"]
  855. 2013-08-26T06:39:10<GreenSleeves> [^]
  856. 2013-08-26T06:39:20<GreenSleeves> "Light!"
  857. 2013-08-26T06:39:32<GreenSleeves> "You alright?"
  858. 2013-08-26T06:39:35GreenLight|GM groans "O-ow... Damn, my head."
  859. 2013-08-26T06:39:43<GreenHoof> "Yo Green Light... you alright?"
  860. 2013-08-26T06:39:49<Hearth> "Wh-what happened there?"
  861. 2013-08-26T06:39:59<GreenSleeves> [Based pruno!]
  862. 2013-08-26T06:40:00<Broken> "Dude, you okay? You looked in that bag and... Oh no."
  863. 2013-08-26T06:40:02<Mary_ONette> "You alright dude?"
  864. 2013-08-26T06:40:05<GreenLight|GM> "I, uh, I think so? Just... Argh, Iunno."
  865. 2013-08-26T06:40:21<Broken> "Mary, could you show me what you saw?"
  866. 2013-08-26T06:40:27GreenHoof starts to help GreenLight up "Come on, man, let's get you home."
  867. 2013-08-26T06:40:33<GreenLight|GM> "Fuck my head hurts... Sleeves, do you have any more pruno?"
  868. 2013-08-26T06:40:54GreenSleeves reaches into his saddlebags and hands a jar to Greenlight.
  869. 2013-08-26T06:41:23GreenLight|GM isn't drunk enough for this shit... But takes a sip "Thanks Sleeves."
  870. 2013-08-26T06:41:30Hearth looks at Light for a few more moments before walking over to Mary to see what Light saw
  871. 2013-08-26T06:41:47Mary_ONette shows Broken the what she saw
  872. 2013-08-26T06:41:50GreenHoof smiles at such Green comraderie
  873. 2013-08-26T06:41:51GreenSleeves nods.
  874. 2013-08-26T06:41:58<Mary_ONette> "Here, G, L"
  875. 2013-08-26T06:42:02<GreenSleeves> [Such Green, wow]
  876. 2013-08-26T06:42:40<Mary_ONette> "The dog must of jumped him and stole his stuff."
  877. 2013-08-26T06:42:51Hearth overlooks what Mary is showing Broken "...huh...weird..."
  878. 2013-08-26T06:43:08<GreenLight|GM> "I, er, I honestly can't remember anything..."
  879. 2013-08-26T06:43:31GreenLight|GM looks down, tears starting to come to his eyes "How...?"
  880. 2013-08-26T06:43:42<Broken> (What is it I see?)
  881. 2013-08-26T06:43:52GreenSleeves puts a hoof over Light and pulls him close.
  882. 2013-08-26T06:43:54<GreenLight|GM> [The letters 'G' and 'L'
  883. 2013-08-26T06:43:57GreenHoof puts a hoof on GreenLight's shoulder "Hey, man, it's okay."
  884. 2013-08-26T06:43:59<Broken> (Oh.)
  885. 2013-08-26T06:44:02<GreenSleeves> "Shhh... It's okay."
  886. 2013-08-26T06:44:03Al_Dente [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_Sleepan
  887. 2013-08-26T06:44:04Al_Sleepan [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow
  888. 2013-08-26T06:44:21Mary_ONette ponders
  889. 2013-08-26T06:44:48<GreenLight|GM> Does anyone care to examine any of the contents? I believe there is a knife, fire starting kit, a bedroll and some rope.
  890. 2013-08-26T06:44:54<GreenHoof> "Don't worry, GreenLight, we'll figure out what happened to you."
  891. 2013-08-26T06:45:04Broken walks back over to GL. "Light, you'll be fine. It's not uncommon to repress traumatic memories."
  892. 2013-08-26T06:45:09GreenLight|GM sniffles, smiling "Thanks, guys..."
  893. 2013-08-26T06:45:41Hearth mutters to herself for a moment before noticing Light starting to tear up and walking over him, a concerned look on her face "Light, don't worry, it will all be okay" *offers a comforting smile*
  894. 2013-08-26T06:45:42Aoyin holds his tongue on theories he had on -why- the memories would be repressed, already having been yelled at for a -very- bad joke.
  895. 2013-08-26T06:45:53GreenHoof looks to Sleeves while comforting GreenLight, a concerned look on his face
  896. 2013-08-26T06:46:04GreenSleeves returns the look.
  897. 2013-08-26T06:46:20GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  898. 2013-08-26T06:46:23GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  899. 2013-08-26T06:46:29GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight|GM
  900. 2013-08-26T06:46:43<GreenLight|GM> [Fugg... Did anyone examine any of the objects?]
  901. 2013-08-26T06:46:48Broken looks Aoyin straight in the eyes.
  902. 2013-08-26T06:46:59<Broken> (Not that I saw.)
  903. 2013-08-26T06:47:04<GreenLight|GM> [K]
  904. 2013-08-26T06:47:07Mary_ONette looks at the and ponders more
  905. 2013-08-26T06:47:20Aoyin looks back. "... Yes?"
  906. 2013-08-26T06:47:31<GreenLight|GM> Oh, right, forgot to add on to Mary's nat 20.
  907. 2013-08-26T06:47:50Broken nods his head to a clearing to the side of the group.
  908. 2013-08-26T06:48:43Aoyin raises and eyebrow, nodding back and following the unicorn, should he walk off.
  909. 2013-08-26T06:48:46<GreenHoof> "GreenLight, think you can stand?"
  910. 2013-08-26T06:48:57GreenLight|GM nods, shakily standing
  911. 2013-08-26T06:49:00Broken heads towards the clearing.
  912. 2013-08-26T06:49:13<Mary_ONette> "Hmm fire kits been used a couple of times...."
  913. 2013-08-26T06:49:54Aoyin glances over his shoulder at the group as he follows to the clearing.
  914. 2013-08-26T06:50:05Hearth looks at GreenLight, making sure he can't see her staring this time as she thinks deeply
  915. 2013-08-26T06:50:06<Mary_ONette> "The knife is covered in blood... strange, this dog has been busy."
  916. 2013-08-26T06:50:12GreenHoof helps GreenLight up and walks him to the clearing
  917. 2013-08-26T06:50:47GreenSleeves follows the other greens closely, worried.
  918. 2013-08-26T06:51:19GreenLight|GM is helped to the Clearing
  919. 2013-08-26T06:51:36Hearth follows only a few steps behind the greens as she continues to stare at Light
  920. 2013-08-26T06:51:55Mary_ONette looks at cave and walks back in real quick thinking "Guys I'll be quick"
  921. 2013-08-26T06:52:12<GreenLight|GM> "Wait- wha- oh. See you soon Mary?"
  922. 2013-08-26T06:52:51<GreenLight|GM> As Light looks behind him to speak with Mary, he notices Hearth staring "Umm... Do I like *that* pale?"
  923. 2013-08-26T06:53:29GreenHoof looks back as GreenLight addresses Mary, and catches Hearth staring
  924. 2013-08-26T06:53:45<Hearth> ['look that pale'* I assume?]
  925. 2013-08-26T06:53:49GreenSleeves doesn't avert his eyes from Light.
  926. 2013-08-26T06:54:07<GreenLight|GM> [Hue, yeah. Sorry]
  927. 2013-08-26T06:54:25Mary_ONette is back where the DD is examining the body "hmmm odd..."
  928. 2013-08-26T06:55:14<GreenLight|GM> Mary confirms her suspicions, comparing the knife to the Diamond Dog
  929. 2013-08-26T06:55:33<Hearth> "Ah! Oh umm ahh...excuse me?"
  930. 2013-08-26T06:56:09<Mary_ONette> "so it makes sense but why...." walks out of the cave "It was suicide."
  931. 2013-08-26T06:56:20<Broken> "Yes, Hearth?"
  932. 2013-08-26T06:56:22<GreenLight|GM> "Oh, erm, it's okay." Light looks around, sheepish "Sorry it was all... wait, suicide?"
  933. 2013-08-26T06:56:59<Mary_ONette> "Yeah, the DD killed himself."
  934. 2013-08-26T06:57:15<GreenHoof> "What makes you so sure?"
  935. 2013-08-26T06:57:19Hearth waves dismissively at Broken "Oh, it's nothing"
  936. 2013-08-26T06:57:27GreenSleeves looks at mary quizicly.
  937. 2013-08-26T06:57:33GreenLight|GM examines the saddlebag closely, frowning "But... Why is there no blood on the outside of the bag? ...I found the bag a bit of a ways away from the DD..."
  938. 2013-08-26T06:57:39Hearth truns to Mary "Wait, what?!"
  939. 2013-08-26T06:57:46<Hearth> turns*
  940. 2013-08-26T06:57:47Mary_ONette them the knife caked in blood "it's the same."
  941. 2013-08-26T06:57:55<GreenLight|GM> "S-same?"
  942. 2013-08-26T06:58:47<Mary_ONette> "Yeah, Not sure what drove it to kill himself, I'm guessing insanity. but there could be more."
  943. 2013-08-26T06:58:59Aoyin looks towards Mary, frowning a little. "Excuse me, but... How is it that you would be able to conclude that he killed himself?"
  944. 2013-08-26T06:59:31Aoyin shakes his head, "Although... I suppose it would make sense. Ponies are a bit short..."
  945. 2013-08-26T07:00:01GreenLight|GM shudders, trying not to think of anything else "Y-Yeah... It had to be..."
  946. 2013-08-26T07:00:07<Broken> "Besides, It would take a few moments to bleed out. He could have stashed the knife and dropped the bag before falling."
  947. 2013-08-26T07:00:17<Mary_ONette> "Because I compared the blood, and I used my own knife as well."
  948. 2013-08-26T07:00:52Aoyin humms softly, "I see... Alright, makes sense."
  949. 2013-08-26T07:01:17GreenLight|GM frowns, wishing that he actually remembered some shit
  950. 2013-08-26T07:01:23Hearth is really tired OOC and has class tomorrow, so she's gonna leave IC, FUCK IT! NIGHT EVERYONE!
  951. 2013-08-26T07:01:32<GreenLight|GM> [Night Hearth!]
  952. 2013-08-26T07:01:37<GreenLight|GM> [Hope you had >Fun!]
  953. 2013-08-26T07:01:40<GreenSleeves> [Dont fall in!]
  954. 2013-08-26T07:01:48<Hearth> [>fun ;D]
  955. 2013-08-26T07:01:50<Broken> "In the meantime, We need to get you back. You've already been pretty taxed. You need rest."
  956. 2013-08-26T07:01:51Aoyin wishes Hearth sweet dreams out of character, and shares with her a smore
  957. 2013-08-26T07:01:51<Mary_ONette> [Night Hearth]
  958. 2013-08-26T07:01:56<Broken> (Night Hearth!)
  959. 2013-08-26T07:02:16Hearth [webchat@ool-44c3b460.dyn.optonline.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  960. 2013-08-26T07:02:24<Broken> "Just be glad we got your starter pack back!"
  961. 2013-08-26T07:02:30<Aoyin> "Agreed. Come on, can you walk Lights?"
  962. 2013-08-26T07:02:31GreenLight|GM sighs "Y-yeah, I guess.."
  963. 2013-08-26T07:02:42GreenLight|GM said that to both Broken and Aoyin
  964. 2013-08-26T07:02:55GreenLight|GM asks for his saddlebag back from Mary
  965. 2013-08-26T07:03:37<Broken> "Was there a tent in that pack? If not, do you have a place to stay?"
  966. 2013-08-26T07:03:41<GreenLight|GM> [Now... Is everyone up for a short cinematic encounter for the purpose of foreshadowing?]
  967. 2013-08-26T07:03:47Mary_ONette hands Light his saddlebag
  968. 2013-08-26T07:03:56<Mary_ONette> [I'm up]
  969. 2013-08-26T07:04:04<Aoyin> [Yeah sure]
  970. 2013-08-26T07:04:08<GreenLight|GM> "Oh, well, Sleeves offered me a place to stay! ...But I'm crashing at Hoof's place till we find a second bed."
  971. 2013-08-26T07:04:19GreenSleeves nods.
  972. 2013-08-26T07:04:27GreenHoof nods
  973. 2013-08-26T07:04:29Mary_ONette checks on the sleeping Amael and smiles
  974. 2013-08-26T07:04:31<Broken> "Good."
  975. 2013-08-26T07:04:49<GreenLight|GM> [Mmkay. Ladies and Gentleman, the final attraction...]
  976. 2013-08-26T07:04:49<Broken> (Yeah, I'm okay with a cinematic.)
  977. 2013-08-26T07:05:09<GreenLight|GM> As you all walk, you hear a big, shaking bush rustle near you!
  978. 2013-08-26T07:05:27<Aoyin> "AWE SHEEEIT, MUH NIGGA WINDY"
  979. 2013-08-26T07:05:37<Mary_ONette> "Hey Windy."
  980. 2013-08-26T07:05:51<GreenLight|GM> Who wishes to party with Windy?
  981. 2013-08-26T07:06:11Broken is wary of windy.
  982. 2013-08-26T07:06:44Aoyin wants to be like Ponka
  983. 2013-08-26T07:06:56Mary_ONette has a sleeping squirrel on her back and looks at the bush
  984. 2013-08-26T07:07:13GreenSleeves isn't in the mood for a wind party after what just happened.
  985. 2013-08-26T07:07:18<GreenLight|GM> Aoyin is the Ponka, and walks up to the bush to party with Windy.
  986. 2013-08-26T07:07:27<GreenLight|GM> The good news? Windy wants to party too!
  987. 2013-08-26T07:07:29<GreenLight|GM> The bad news?
  988. 2013-08-26T07:07:40<Broken> ...
  989. 2013-08-26T07:07:41<GreenHoof> "Who the fuck is Windy?"
  990. 2013-08-26T07:07:49<GreenSleeves> "Wut."
  991. 2013-08-26T07:07:59<GreenHoof> "Oooooh the bush thing..."
  992. 2013-08-26T07:08:07<GreenLight|GM> Windy is a bear, roaring as it leaves the bushes, tackling Aoyin to the ground, snarling, its fangs literally an inch from Aoyin's
  993. 2013-08-26T07:08:22<Mary_ONette> "OY! BEAR!"
  994. 2013-08-26T07:08:24<GreenLight|GM> "A-AH!"
  995. 2013-08-26T07:08:35Broken draws sturdy stick of doom.
  996. 2013-08-26T07:08:53GreenSleeves backs the fuck up.
  997. 2013-08-26T07:08:56Aoyin starts dancin', "This is a great nature be- OH SHI-" His eyes go wide as he looks up at... DAT bear. "... Well hello there, good sir."
  998. 2013-08-26T07:09:06<GreenLight|GM> Windy stands up on his two legs, holding Aoyin up by his scruffy mane...
  999. 2013-08-26T07:09:10<GreenLight|GM> !roll 1d6
  1000. 2013-08-26T07:09:10<GameServ> 3 == 3
  1001. 2013-08-26T07:09:19<GreenLight|GM> And chomps into his shoulder for 3 damage!
  1002. 2013-08-26T07:09:32Broken runs in.
  1003. 2013-08-26T07:09:41GreenLight|GM pales, before letting the adrenaline kick in "AOYIN!"
  1004. 2013-08-26T07:09:42<Broken> "Leave AO alone!"
  1005. 2013-08-26T07:09:47GreenHoof stares, trying to draw for his sword
  1006. 2013-08-26T07:09:49Aoyin strungles as he is lifted, trying to hold on, screaming as the bear bites him, "AHH, SHIT!"
  1007. 2013-08-26T07:10:02GreenLight|GM draws the knife from his saddlebag with surprising ease
  1008. 2013-08-26T07:10:32Mary_ONette takes out her staff and twirls it
  1009. 2013-08-26T07:10:38<GreenLight|GM> Windy then opens its maw wiiide open, seconds away from a nice Bat dinner
  1010. 2013-08-26T07:10:48Broken stops suddenly, eyes wide at Light's quickdraw.
  1011. 2013-08-26T07:10:57<Aoyin> "I SWEAR TO GOD MATE I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING INSIDES"
  1012. 2013-08-26T07:10:58GreenLight|GM snarls "STAY AWAY!"
  1013. 2013-08-26T07:11:37GreenLight|GM leaps into the air, slashing Windy's throat with extreme edgy angst... And frightening precision.
  1014. 2013-08-26T07:12:01<GreenHoof> "Gr-Green Light?"
  1015. 2013-08-26T07:12:05<GreenLight|GM> Windy gets a look of genuine terror across its face before falling to the floor, down for the count
  1016. 2013-08-26T07:12:13<GreenLight|GM> Green Light gets a look of genuine terror across its face before falling to the floor, down for the count
  1017. 2013-08-26T07:12:56Broken rushes to Aoyin's side. "You okay?"
  1018. 2013-08-26T07:13:11<Mary_ONette> "Welp there's goes my theory."
  1019. 2013-08-26T07:13:26<GreenHoof> "Well shit."
  1020. 2013-08-26T07:14:01<Broken> "Everyone, when he wakes up, if he doesn't remember what happened...What are we going to tell him?"
  1021. 2013-08-26T07:14:03Aoyin looks to the side to watch Light cut a bitch, closing his eyes as the blood ends up spurting on him, just sitting there shuddering after getting dropped. "I- I- I- Umm-" He looks back to Green Light, "What happened to G-Greenlight..?"
  1022. 2013-08-26T07:14:25<Mary_ONette> "That he went assassin on a bear."
  1023. 2013-08-26T07:14:42GreenHoof looks to GreenSleeves "Shit. Let's get GreenLight home, man. Don't. Mention. Any of this."
  1024. 2013-08-26T07:14:45<Mary_ONette> "I'll tell him."
  1025. 2013-08-26T07:14:47<Aoyin> "N-no, Mary. I-I think we tell him that... Nothing happened."
  1026. 2013-08-26T07:14:51GreenSleeves nods.
  1027. 2013-08-26T07:14:59<GreenLight|GM> [Sorry folks, hope it wasn't too edgy. Had too, though, >Foreshadowing et all]
  1028. 2013-08-26T07:15:32Mary_ONette cringes and sighs "Fine... I don't like keeping secrets."
  1029. 2013-08-26T07:15:48<GreenSleeves> "We just gonna carry him back, then?"
  1030. 2013-08-26T07:16:29<Broken> "I've got Ao. Greens, you take Light."
  1031. 2013-08-26T07:16:33<GreenHoof> "Yeah. Back to my house."
  1032. 2013-08-26T07:16:35<Aoyin> "Yeah... Jus-just carry him."
  1033. 2013-08-26T07:16:47GreenSleeves pulls Light onto his back. Light is pretty light.
  1034. 2013-08-26T07:16:50<Broken> "I'm going to get you back to the Clinic, Ao."
  1035. 2013-08-26T07:16:56GreenHoof slings GreenLight over his back with MUDPONE STRENGTH... along with Sleeves
  1036. 2013-08-26T07:16:58<GreenLight|GM> [Officially Canon- "Greens take Light"]
  1037. 2013-08-26T07:17:29<GreenSleeves> [Hue, it isn;t a spitroast]
  1038. 2013-08-26T07:17:32<GreenSleeves> [Yet...]
  1039. 2013-08-26T07:17:36Broken lifts Aoyin's good shoulder onto his.
  1040. 2013-08-26T07:17:59<GreenHoof> "Shit... last pony I carried that was out like a light was High Tide."
  1041. 2013-08-26T07:18:24Aoyin breathes a bit hard, "R-river first, maybe? M-mixed signals aren't m-making me feel any better..." His tongue starts to slither out of his mouth, but he pulls it back in and seals his lips tight, letting Broken help him.
  1042. 2013-08-26T07:18:38GreenSleeves and GreenHoof stand side by side, Light sprawled across both their backs. Green teamwork.
  1043. 2013-08-26T07:18:55GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1044. 2013-08-26T07:19:20GreenLight|GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1045. 2013-08-26T07:19:21Broken hoists Aoyin towards the river. "Okay, River first then. Remember everyone, we tell him Mary and Alpha saved Aoyin, and Light passed out from the blood. Unless he remembers."
  1046. 2013-08-26T07:19:26GreenLight|FFS [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as GreenLight
  1047. 2013-08-26T07:19:35<GreenHoof> "So... guess we'll take GreenLight, then?"
  1048. 2013-08-26T07:19:43GreenLight won't remember~
  1049. 2013-08-26T07:19:57<GreenSleeves> [Will he remember the spitroast?]
  1050. 2013-08-26T07:20:04Broken didn't figure he would.
  1051. 2013-08-26T07:20:07<GreenLight> [Depends if it's canon~]
  1052. 2013-08-26T07:20:10<GreenSleeves> [Hue]
  1053. 2013-08-26T07:20:10Mary_ONette clicks to wake up Amael "Alright little dude when we get back I'll introduce you to Remy, he doesn't speak much his but wool will make a nice bed for you."
  1054. 2013-08-26T07:21:00<Aoyin> "Y-yeah. He's s-squeamish obviously..."
  1055. 2013-08-26T07:21:28<Mary_ONette> *but his
  1056. 2013-08-26T07:21:35<Broken> "It's believable. If our stories are straight, he won't suspect a thing."
  1057. 2013-08-26T07:21:54<Mary_ONette> "Hand me the knife."
  1058. 2013-08-26T07:22:22<Broken> (I think he dropped it.)
  1059. 2013-08-26T07:22:25GreenHoof and GreenSleeves head off to GreenHoof's house with GreenLight on their back for a nonsexual sleepover
  1060. 2013-08-26T07:22:49<GreenLight> The knife clattered to the floor
  1061. 2013-08-26T07:22:57<GreenSleeves> [100% non sexual. My haunches will remain unperterbed]
  1062. 2013-08-26T07:23:05Broken and Aoyin head to the river and then the clinic.
  1063. 2013-08-26T07:23:09<GreenHoof> [Ok, me, GreenSleeves, and GreenLight are gone. Goodnight.]
  1064. 2013-08-26T07:23:15<GreenLight> [Night Hoof!]
  1065. 2013-08-26T07:23:25<GreenHoof> [IC, that is.]
  1066. 2013-08-26T07:23:27<GreenLight> This ends Dr. Light's Wild Ride: The Prequelning.
  1067. 2013-08-26T07:23:36<GreenLight> Please, exit to your left.
  1068. 2013-08-26T07:23:39<GreenHoof> [Was good, Bob!]
  1069. 2013-08-26T07:23:41<GreenSleeves> [10/10 dat bush mang.]
  1070. 2013-08-26T07:23:44<GreenHoof> [I MEAN GREENLIGHT]
  1071. 2013-08-26T07:23:45<GreenLight> And do excuse my rustiness
  1072. 2013-08-26T07:23:54<Broken> (Good stuff, GL.)
  1073. 2013-08-26T07:23:57<GreenLight> [Thanks guys! Honest Feedback?]
  1074. 2013-08-26T07:23:57<Mary_ONette> [Yay Amael live with me]
  1075. 2013-08-26T07:24:06<GreenSleeves> [Anyway I'm gonna sleep now.
  1076. 2013-08-26T07:24:10<GreenLight> [Tried to make this fun for all]
  1077. 2013-08-26T07:24:15<GreenLight> [[Night Sleeves!]
  1078. 2013-08-26T07:24:18<GreenHoof> [Goodnight guys]
  1079. 2013-08-26T07:24:20<Aoyin> [I liked it. And then I got bit. That hurt]
  1080. 2013-08-26T07:24:24<GreenSleeves> [Dont fall iN!]
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