Drilfi: Enter

[15:26] <HOLY_GEE_WILIKERS_BATMAN> ====BEGIN===== AGAIN AGAIN
[15:26]  * saintlyAugur is feaking out about the apocalypse
[15:26] <Mathmatt878> Fjalla decides completely on her own accord to look at her computer.
[15:26] <Mathmatt878> And sees some generic troll freaking out about the apocalypse.
[15:27] <Mathmatt878> Along with a strange HUD
[15:27] <Mathmatt878> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002038
[15:27] <newageLyricist> Oh gee I wonder who this could be
[15:27] <newageLyricist> Maybe I should message that church dude from before and he can ask his god for me
[15:28]  * newageLyricist has begun trolling saintlyAugur
[15:28] <newageLyricist> Yo there priest man its me back here again
[15:28] <saintlyAugur> Have, you discerned any purpose to this game yet?
[15:29] <newageLyricist> I was wondering what kind of place of worship you set up in your place of zen
[15:29] <saintlyAugur> I, am in the middle of something rather urgent.
[15:29] <saintlyAugur> It, is a Church, which is about to be beseiged by meteors!
[15:29] <newageLyricist> Yeah can't you just pray to your god
[15:30] <newageLyricist> Or are you and the rest of your church just hiding behind a bunch of fraud
[15:30] <saintlyAugur> My, saints do not assist in such a manner.
[15:30] <saintlyAugur> Though, Saint Pius, has been very helpful in keeping morale.
[15:31] <newageLyricist> while im chatting to the dude I go play with that kcikass looking hexagon thing on the menu
[15:32] <Mathmatt878> You are told that you have 20 "Build Grist"
[15:33] <newageLyricist> Wait so you just worship trolls then and not deities
[15:33] <newageLyricist> Do you have a guy who is like the saint of deformities
[15:34] <newageLyricist> How saturated is your pool with saints
[15:34] <newageLyricist> Cause if it is a bit you need to get a bit more restraint
[15:34] <saintlyAugur> There, Are, of Course, some limitations to sainthood.
[15:34] <newageLyricist> well if that thing is just gonna spout random nonsense to me then ill move on to the thing to the left
[15:35] <saintlyAugur> Saint Golem, was rather unorthodox in his appearance.
[15:36] <saintlyAugur> Saint Garg, as well.
[15:37] <Mathmatt878> (YEAH GARG!)
[15:37] <Mathmatt878> (I KNOW THAT GUY!)
[15:38] <newageLyricist> well assuming the thing oppened and showed the stuff that it shows
[15:38] <newageLyricist> i put the machines down trying to not hit anyone
[15:39] <newageLyricist> and i put the shitty piece of paper down as well
[15:39] <saintlyAugur> "What!?"  Drilfi shouts, leaping back from the suddenly-existing machines.
[15:39] <Mathmatt878> (From what i recall, it's a pretty big room, but would all 3 machines fit in the church?)
[15:39] <saintlyAugur> ((Easily))
[15:39] <Mathmatt878> (kk)
[15:40] <Mathmatt878> The machines exist, and so does a captchalogue card with holes in it.
[15:40] <saintlyAugur> ((Probably wouldn't even have to move the pews to get them in the main room))
[15:40] <saintlyAugur> Did, you do this?
[15:40] <saintlyAugur> I, know I, was able to affect Hrumet's, environment.
[15:41] <newageLyricist> Oh cool so you've done this before
[15:41] <newageLyricist> Hopefully it won't be much of a bore
[15:41] <saintlyAugur> I, am quite a bit beyond boredom right now.
[15:41] <newageLyricist> Did something with these machines that took me off of Alternia
[15:41] <saintlyAugur> What?
[15:42] <saintlyAugur> Wait, WHAT!?
[15:42] <saintlyAugur> You, moved?
[15:42] <newageLyricist> Might even help save your little church without giving you a hernia
[15:42] <saintlyAugur> What, do I do!?
[15:42] <newageLyricist> Yeah my whole palace just up and gone
[15:43] <newageLyricist> New place I'm in is kind of a yawn
[15:43] <saintlyAugur> What, do I do?
[15:43] <saintlyAugur> Please, tell me immediately.
[15:43] <newageLyricist> i drop one of the pews on the wheely thingy
[15:43] <saintlyAugur> Why, did you do that?
[15:44] <newageLyricist> the pop part of it
[15:44] <saintlyAugur> I, see.  Thank, you.  What, now?
[15:44] <newageLyricist> ((thats not supposed to be stuff im sending you, you can tell cause it doesnt rhyme))
[15:44] <newageLyricist> ((thats supposed to be what im doing))
[15:44] <Mathmatt878> (Oh, ok)
[15:44] <Mathmatt878> Roll DEX to drop accurately.
[15:45] <newageLyricist> ((yeah its kind of confusing
[15:45] <newageLyricist> !roll 1d20+2
[15:45] <Tyche[Dice]> newageLyricist rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
[15:45] <saintlyAugur> Do, what you can.  I, need to get something.
[15:46] <Mathmatt878> It lands on the wheely thing, and the lid pops off, revealing a (Drilfi's text colour) floating orb, and a (drilfi's text colour) crystalline cylinder.
[15:46] <saintlyAugur> ((Pale green))
[15:46]  * saintlyAugur runs outside
[15:46] <Mathmatt878> At the same time, the four screens on the machine turn on.
[15:46] <Mathmatt878> And you see a countdown.
[15:46] <saintlyAugur> "Everybody, get Inside, NOW!"
[15:46] <Mathmatt878> 0:05
[15:46] <Mathmatt878> Outside, you see a giant meteor falling directly towards the church.
[15:46] <newageLyricist> ((well thats a fun amount of time))
[15:47] <Mathmatt878> The psions start panicking, and focus their energy, pushing it back.
[15:47] <saintlyAugur> "Come, On, Fjalla..."
[15:47] <Mathmatt878> 0:06
[15:47] <Mathmatt878> 0:07
[15:47] <newageLyricist> Real quick which one of these guys is your favourite
[15:48]  * saintlyAugur is busy shooting the meteor with his wand
[15:48] <newageLyricist> Nah im just kidding give the orb a bracelet
[15:48] <Mathmatt878> The psions begin to sweat from their exertion, but they're pushing the meteor back.
[15:48] <newageLyricist> Or don't I dunno if it matters
[15:49] <newageLyricist> Maybe I can just throw in a pew and see if it splatters
[15:49] <newageLyricist> i throw the pew in
[15:49] <newageLyricist> !roll 1d20=2
[15:49] <Tyche[Dice]> newageLyricist rolled : 1d20=2 --> error: malformed expression
[15:49] <newageLyricist> !roll 1d20+2
[15:49] <Tyche[Dice]> newageLyricist rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
[15:49] <Mathmatt878> The meteor seems to be mostly unaffected by the wand.
[15:49]  * saintlyAugur scowls, then runs back inside.
[15:49] <Mathmatt878> The orb thing runs outside, very terrified.
[15:49] <saintlyAugur> WHAT DO I DO?
[15:49] <Mathmatt878> On your way inside, you pass the orb thing, which is flashing sporadically.
[15:49] <newageLyricist> So now you gotta put the card in that thing
[15:50]  * saintlyAugur follows his instructions
[15:50] <newageLyricist> The weird cutting one and itll go ding
[15:50]  * saintlyAugur does that too
[15:50] <newageLyricist> But it won't do that just yet cause you also have to put the cylinder in it
[15:50] <saintlyAugur> What cylinder?
[15:51] <newageLyricist> The one that came out of the weird tube thing it clearly wouldn't fit
[15:51] <Mathmatt878> The card is inserted into the machine, and blades appear from the overarching arm, directly above an empty clamp.
[15:51]  * saintlyAugur adds the cylinder to the lathe
[15:51] <Mathmatt878> As you do, the blade begins to descend towards the crystal.
[15:52] <newageLyricist> Then when that's done you just throw it on that platform
[15:52] <Mathmatt878> When it makes contact, it begins shaving off parts of the crystal, thinning it in some spots for a few seconds, before it raises back up, leaving a sort of totem in the clamp.
[15:52] <newageLyricist> And youll get something slightly out of the norm
[15:52]  * saintlyAugur yanks it out and puts it on the platform
[15:52] <saintlyAugur> What of the sphere?
[15:52] <Mathmatt878> You hear a dull thud outside.
[15:53] <newageLyricist> I don't think it does anything probably just here for show
[15:53] <newageLyricist> It did look kinda cool though
[15:53] <saintlyAugur> "Oh, dear..."
[15:53]  * saintlyAugur runs back outside
[15:53] <Mathmatt878> Another thud.
[15:54] <Mathmatt878> The psions have overexerted themselves, and those who have fallen, have sacrificed themselves to keep the church alive.
[15:54] <saintlyAugur> "No..."
[15:54] <Mathmatt878> Four lowbloods remain, along with Aleado, who remains standing.
[15:54] <Mathmatt878> Their blood pools together under their feet.
[15:54] <saintlyAugur> "N... no..."
[15:54] <newageLyricist> i go on a little look around for the orb thing
[15:55] <Mathmatt878> The orb is currently freaking out.
[15:55] <Mathmatt878> Nothing is abnormal.
[15:55] <newageLyricist> i try to grab a dead/dying body
[15:55] <Mathmatt878> The meteor starts getting closer again, and the timer is counting down from 1:00
[15:55] <saintlyAugur> "Get, inside."
[15:56] <Mathmatt878> The psions grunt and shake their heads.
[15:56] <Mathmatt878> They hold the line.
[15:56]  * saintlyAugur nods.
[15:56] <saintlyAugur> "Saint Pius, would be proud."
[15:56]  * saintlyAugur goes inside and to the platform
[15:57] <Mathmatt878> (I assume you put the totem on it?)
[15:57] <newageLyricist> Wait let me guess here for a second
[15:57] <saintlyAugur> ((Did that earlier))
[15:57] <Mathmatt878> (oh)
[15:58] <Mathmatt878> On the larger platform, a pale green dreamcatcher lies, waiting for you.
[15:58] <newageLyricist> Was saint pius someone who was pius cause that's what I reckond
[15:58] <Mathmatt878> Another thud is heard outside.
[15:58] <saintlyAugur> (( https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ollanius_Pius ))
[15:58] <Mathmatt878> 4 members of the flock remain.
[15:58] <saintlyAugur> WHAT DO I DO!?
[15:59]  * saintlyAugur grabs it
[15:59] <newageLyricist> Drop it
[15:59] <Mathmatt878> Another thud.
[15:59]  * saintlyAugur drops it
[15:59] <Mathmatt878> 0:20
[15:59] <newageLyricist> Thats what I did after a little bit
[15:59] <saintlyAugur> "Please..."
[15:59] <Mathmatt878> It hits the ground, and clangs uselessly.
[15:59] <saintlyAugur> "Please!"
[16:00] <Mathmatt878> The strings seem... Odd...
[16:00]  * saintlyAugur grabs it by the strings
[16:00] <Mathmatt878> Another thud.
[16:00] <Mathmatt878> Inside the strings, you see some kind of vision.
[16:00]  * saintlyAugur bites back a sob
[16:00] <Mathmatt878> You see an innocent, white cloud, floating in the sky, surrounded by thunderclouds.
[16:01] <Mathmatt878> The cloud doesn't know what's happening either.
[16:01] <Mathmatt878> Another thud.
[16:01] <saintlyAugur> "... please..."
[16:01] <Mathmatt878> Aleado stands, and holds the line.
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> 0:07
[16:02] <newageLyricist> i try to throw a pew at the meteor
[16:02] <saintlyAugur> "I'll, do anything."
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> 0:06
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> The orb floats next to you.
[16:03]  * saintlyAugur throws the dreamcatcher at it in fury
[16:03] <newageLyricist> Maybe you do actually have to do something with it
[16:03] <newageLyricist> Try throwing something at it and hope it will stick
[16:03] <Mathmatt878> The dreamcatcher bounces off.
[16:03]  * saintlyAugur sprints outside, conjuring both his shields
[16:03] <Mathmatt878> 0:05
[16:03] <saintlyAugur> "THE LINE IS HELD!"  Drilfi shouts at Aleado.  "GET INSIDE!  NOW!!!"
[16:04] <Mathmatt878> He refuses to move.
[16:04] <Mathmatt878> The meteor floats in place.
[16:05] <saintlyAugur> "You'll, be safe inside."
[16:05] <newageLyricist> can i move him matt
[16:05] <newageLyricist> like just toss him inside
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> (Nope)
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> (Can't interact with living things)
[16:05] <newageLyricist> ((Can i push him in using something))
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> "I'm... Fine..." he whispers.
[16:06]  * saintlyAugur begins Helping Aleado
[16:06] <Mathmatt878> (You can try)
[16:06] <Mathmatt878> (But he's the only thing stopping the meteor right now, so i wouldn't suggest it)
[16:06] <newageLyricist> ((well strats not fucking moving so i gotta do something))
[16:06] <Mathmatt878> The meteor begins floating away very slowly.
[16:06] <newageLyricist> i grab the biggest object i can find, so like a pew or something
[16:07] <newageLyricist> and try to move the guy who isnt keeping the meteor at bay back inside
[16:07] <Mathmatt878> Aleado loses his concentration for a moment, and the meteor inches forwards, but he quickly refocuses, and holds it in place.
[16:07]  * saintlyAugur gets the hint
[16:07] <Mathmatt878> "Please save us."
[16:08] <saintlyAugur> "I, will."
[16:08] <saintlyAugur> "Somehow."
[16:08]  * saintlyAugur goes inside and back to the dreamcatcher
[16:08] <Mathmatt878> The cloud floats innocently, surrounded by lightning.
[16:08] <saintlyAugur> "Just, let me save him."
[16:09]  * saintlyAugur tries to reach through the dreamcatcher and towards the cloud
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> Your hand goes into the vision, and you hold the cloud.
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> It feels at peace.
[16:09]  * saintlyAugur pulls it away from the danger, out into the real world
[16:10] <Mathmatt878> You cannot pull it into reality, but you can pull it away from the thunder clouds.
[16:10] <Mathmatt878> The lightning is left behind, and the cloud is safe.
[16:10] <Mathmatt878> The dreamcatcher begins to glow.
[16:10] <Mathmatt878> The orb blinks frantically, urging you to do something.
[16:11]  * saintlyAugur tosses his shields aside, Flashsteps back to Aleado, and yanks him inside
[16:11] <saintlyAugur> !Roll 1d20 to shove
[16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> saintlyAugur rolled : 1d20 to shove --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
[16:11] <Mathmatt878> Before you can shove him, he falls on his own.
[16:11] <Mathmatt878> Thud.
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> 0:04
[16:12]  * saintlyAugur yanks his body inside, then.
[16:12] <saintlyAugur> "No.  No no no no no no no no no no no no no..."
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> The orb is blinking frantically.
[16:12] <saintlyAugur> "I SAID NO!"
[16:12]  * saintlyAugur shoots it
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> Roll to hit.
[16:12] <saintlyAugur> !Roll 1d20+3
[16:12] <Tyche[Dice]> saintlyAugur rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> (Good enough)
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> The orb begins to glow.
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> The church begins to glow.
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> With a flash of light, you disappear.
[16:13]  * saintlyAugur crumples into a heap on the floor
[16:14] <saintlyAugur> "Please..."
[16:15] <Mathmatt878> ===END===