SA-11: Endgame

>Day Doomsday in Equestria.
>You are Twilight Sparkle and you still have a massive headache.
>Whatever Anon did to you left a mark.
>You had woken up a day after that incident to find that the world is about to be destroyed in six minutes.
>According to Luna, Sombra is about to create a magic big bang by colliding the sun and the moon into Equestria.
>Being the magical genius that you are, you know that the resulting explosion would destroy the universe in a magical sinkhole.
>AKA bad things happening make it a bad day for everyp0ny.
“All right girls, we got the Elements of Harmony, the Crystal Heart, and a box of Anon’s favorite donuts. I think we are ready.”
>”Hey, Twilight I got a question.”
>You motion Rainbow to go on.
>”Where the hay is Discord?”
>Everyp0ny stops and turns their attention towards Fluttershy.
>She shrinks down and starts to mumble.
>”He-um-said he was going to be busy and I haven’t seen him since he declared Anon to be his brother. He left me a box and said only to use it for emergencies.”
>Please be a Dues ex Machine. Please be a Dues ex Machine. Please be a Dues ex Machine.
>”Well what are you waiting for sugarcube? Open up his box.”
>Fluttershy teleports the gifted wrap box in and opens it.
>Then immediately squeaks out and slams the box shut.
>”T-t-that won’t help us.”
>Rainbow snatches the box open, looks inside, and closes it with the blankest look on her face.
>”He put his [spoiler]dock[/spoiler]in a box.”
>The collective sound of facehoofing is heard in the throne room.

>Discord is a troll, but you don’t have time to hunt him down.
>Or Cadance for that matter. She went missing as well.
“We’ll go up to the moon and put an end to Sombra. Celestia and Luna will do all they can to slow down the decent of the sun and moon.”
>”Good luck dear ponies, but be warned, powerful magic is behind this apocalypse. Sombra and Anon are not alone up there. Remember to rely on one another.”
“Thanks Celestia. Let’s move out girls!
>”Be brave in battle young warriors! When you see Sombra tell him to get the buck off my moon!”
>With that you and your friends fly off towards the moon.
>Sombra is supposedly hiding out in the castle.
>”What are we going to do when we face Anon?”
>”Don’t worry Fluttershy, my donuts will bring him back to us good as new. Then he’ll be all sorry about what he did and give us hot sexy time.”
>”Donuts…”
>Rarity just said something; she’s been quiet for a while now.
>”The best we could possibly come up with is a box of donuts. I’m sorry but that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. This is my fault that this happened and I am going to fix it.”
>”Well if you do fix him then he should be really happy to have a box of donuts anyway.”
>Rarity just sighs and says no more.
>”Be careful Rarity, when Anon caught me he gave me a really tight hug. I found out that my spine can be broken…and twisted and snapped and stretched and crushed and grinded and pulverized and blended and after a while I just lost consciousness.”
“…”
>”I got better.”
“That’s horrible Pinkie.”

>We reach the moon and it has completely transformed into crystals and shadows.
>Pinkie starts to giggle. “That’s no moon, tha--.”
>A blur of colors zoom past you and bowls over Pinkie Pie.
>”No bad jokes!”
“Pinkie!”
>You quickly light up your horn and teleport Pinkie to your side before she became a crater in the moon.
>”Thanks Twilight, that was a dozy!”
“Not a problem, but we have some company.”
>On the moon ahead are six alicorn mares.
“It’s like a mirror.”
>”Only with a more fulfilling purpose.”
>A shadow version of you licks her lips with anticipation.
>Their Rainbow has the Element of Laughter.
>Horseapples.
>”Hey, Gula here’s your bling.”
>”Thanks! You know how this is a pony rape Anon thread?”
>Great their Pinkie talks gibberish too.
>”Let’s change things up a bit. After we beat you we rape you, how’s that for a refreshing change of pace?”
>Time to fight.
“Applejack take out their Fluttershy. Pinkie get Twilight, Rainbow attack Rarity, Fluttershy subdue Pinkie, Rarity pin Applejack, and I’ll stop their Rainbow.”
>”Ptth, stop me? I don’t think s—“
>You teleport behind her and blast her with a magic plasma shot.
“That’s for Pinkie.”
>Shade Rainbow stabilizes herself and hisses.
>”When I’m done with you I’m going to double penetrate you.”
>If this is a vice version of Rainbow then all her negative qualities should be greater, including her self-doubt.
“You couldn’t penetrate a paper bag.”
>Good one brain.

>You are Rarity, Princess of not going to get your flank hoofed over to you on a silver platter.
>Why would Twilight set you up against a barbaric version of Applejack?
>She does seem frustrated that you won’t approach her.
>”Darn frou-frou p0ny. Get over here so I can pummel you. Don’t you have any pride in yourself?”
“I prefer to take pride in my art, brute. Where’s Anon?”
>The apple pony slams her hooves into the ground and twisted brambles spring fourth to grab you.
>Thankfully, you are on the moon and plant life doesn’t last long even with alicorn magic.
>”He’s around. Maybe he’ll have fun with you after I play with you.”
>Perfect, you’ll find him and rescue him from his corruption.
“Well I’m sure it would be rather exciting playing with you, but I have my man to see to, have a lovely night.”
>Your horn glows and the ground beneath the appleshade crystallize, and then it quickly wraps her up in a tight prison.
>She tries to buck out of it, but for every crack she creates the prison heals itself.
“Just sit tight there; you are low on my list of things to worry about.”
>You look around to see your friends cleaning house.
>Applejack has tied up her opponent, Pinkie is running circles around the Twilight shade, and shade Pinkie is desperately trying to escape Fluttershy’s stare.
>You cringe at shade Rarity’s appearance as Rainbow Dash completely destroys her mane.
>Twilight seemed to pair up everyp0ny rather well.

“Anon, must be at the castle guarding Sombra. I need to lure him out here.”
>You spread your wings out as you take flight.
“I’m going to find Anon. Does anyp0ny need my help?”
>A resounding no was your answer.
>”Are you kidding this is the most fun I had in a long time.”
>Rainbow is currently using shade Rarity’s mane like a mope.
“Having a little too much fun there.”
>”I could use some help.”
>Pinkie shade is fleeing from Fluttershy.
>”You’ll never catch me alive copper!”
>Her legs become a blur as she speeds off towards Luna’s old castle.
“Oh dear, it appears your opponent decided to be a little yellow belly.”
>Fluttershy gives you a small dead pan expression before it melts into worry.
>”She still has Pinkie’s element.”
>You both make your way over to the looming castle.
>A quick glance tells you that Equestria is getting closer and closer.
>No time to waste.
>You magic open the grand castle doors with almost enough force to tear them off.
“Knock, knock. I’ll just let ourselves in. Hope you don’t mind too much!”
>The large great hall, bare of any semblance of life.
“Now we just need to lure Anon out here without him breaking our necks again.”
>”Woohoo, Anon! I brought your favorite donuts!”
>You try to resist the urge to facehoof, but fail.
>How very unlady like.
>Then he appears.
>Anon, or whatever he is now, rises from the floor.
>His limbs stretch and twist in all the wrong ways.
>His face still bleach white with no facial features to be seen.
>Though you did see his maw when he got you the last time…it was bottomless.
>Still a sharp dresser with that suit on. Always had good taste in clothes.

>”Acedia, these meanies are beating us up. Also they have a box of donuts can you get those for me?”
>Shade Pinkie is leaning on Anon.
“I don’t think so.”
>Your horn lights up and your spell reach out to the crystal enchantments you placed on him.
>No need to be subtle, you need to bring back his memories.
>A purple/green flash rejects your magic and you swear Sombra’s eyes cloud your vision for a moment.
>”Rarity are you alright?”
“Magical backlash darling, but I’m afraid I can’t reach to Anon.”
>”Should we try the donuts?”
>Before you can answer the floor is enveloped with a black creeping smog coming from Anon.
>The alicorn shades your friends were fighting rise from the floor.
“Oh buck.”
>”You thought you could throw me in a rock cage there missy? You got something comin’ to ya.”
>”Finally, that purple nurple wouldn’t let me hit her. I’m going to have so much fun crushing you two.”
>A purple flash appears next to you as your friends show up.
>Thank goodness.
>”Round 2 is it?”
>”Running did little good. Now we have you cornered and you brought Anon to us.”
>You agree with Twilight’s statement, though you are not sure how to bring Anon back now.
>Things don’t turn out so well this time.
>For someone that doesn’t move around much corrupted Anon has a way of screwing up everyp0ny’s day.
>When you try to stop shade Applejack, black tendrils burst from the floor and attack you.
>”A lot different when you can’t run now.”
>A strong buck to your side sends you flying across the room.
>Your beautiful wings are a bloody mess now.
>You struggle to get up, but the black smog crawling on the floor holds you down.

>Anon’s slender form towers over you.
>Rainbow Dash slams into you as their Rarity blasts her away.
>”Dang it, I can’t do anything with Anon doing all that weird stuff.”
“I can’t get out of this horrid gunk, and my mane is an absolute mess now.”
>Sombra’s dark crystals are sprouting everywhere.
>You can feel your energy being sapped out of you.
>Pinkie falls next surprising, then Fluttershy, and finally Applejack.
>Only Twilight is standing tall against them.
>”No, no, no this is not how it was supposed to go. Not with all of Equestria counting on us.
>Her horn lights up and her eyes glow white.
>Anon responds by actually…what’s the word he uses…bitch slapping her.
>You think that is the first time you’ve seen him move an inch.
>Welp, there you are.
>You and your friends are now staked in a pile of defeat and failure.
>They have all the Elements of Harmony and the Crystal Heart.
>The corruption is covering them.
>”Aw, how cute we got a pretty princess p0ny pile primed for porking.”
>”I’m sure Sombra will appreciate having such fine concubines for his new world. Let’s teach them the art of pleasure.”
>Absolutely nothing can save you now.
>You are doomed.
>Doooooooooomed
>…
>Come on Dues ex Machine.
>Anytime now.
>The grand door slams open to reveal your savior.
>It’s a donkey.
>He’s holding a bat.
>”I’s heard you all gots a problem.”

>Your jaw drops.
>There is a Manehatten donkey on the moon wielding a baseball bat.
>You have no words.
>”Hi, Bill!”
>”Hello Pinkie. I’ms here to take care of yalls Anon problem.”
>”That’s great we can use the backup…how did you know?”
>”Would you look at that. A mortal has crawled his way up to our home. Gula, he can be your snack.”
>Pinkie shade grins as she approaches the unfazed donkey.
>”I hope you don’t go straight to my ass!”
“That was horrible.”
>”I agree!”
>A seapony in a giant water filled gerbil ball bounces in and tackles shade Pinkie.
>Rainbow shade tries to intercept, but a buffalo plows straight into her.
>”We are not just some flimsy mortals, Discord foretold that his brother would return after a thousand and forty two seconds from his banishment to bring destruction to our land. So he got together a team to stop him.”
>The buffalo and sea pony jumps to Bill’s side.
>Shortly after them a diamond dog, Spike holding a battle axe while riding that manticore that appears in every HIE ever, and a pony covered from muzzle to tail in a sneaking outfit join them.
>”So he had us become the Elements of Kickass.”
>”Spike, what are you doing here!?”
>”Hi Twilight, got bored went on an adventure. Now I’m saving the day. You know an average Tuesday.”
“If you look harder you’ll notice the pony in the sneaking suit is Princess Cadance.”
>”WHAT!?”
>”She’s our ninja.”
>”Hi Molly! Hi Cadance! Hi Spike! Hi Bruce! Hi He Who Runs Through Many Tracts Of Land!”
>”Hi Pinkie!”
>You are not surprised that Pinkie already knows all of them.
>Cadance just waves back.

>The Elements of corrupted Harmony and the Elements of Kickass size each other up.
>Shade Twilight is laughing maniacally at them.
>”We just creamed six alicorn princesses. What do you think you can do?”
>”Well…”
>Cadance throws out a bomb that explodes in a brilliant light.
>The black substance that was holding you down dissipates.
“Let’s try this again shall we?”
>”Round 3, now busters.”
>”Hmm, naw. How about you eat our Element’s attack.”
>”Good luck doing that with one element missing.”
>Rainbow Dash is holding up the Element of Laughter.
>”Turnabout is fair play after all.”
>”Buck.”
>Round 3 went a lot better than round 2.
>You got to team up with Spike.
“My little Spikie-Wikey, please tell me that eye patch is decorative.”
>”Oh this thing? Got in a bit store, makes me look like the Boss. No, the Big Boss.”
>A simple casual conversation as you both grind shade Applejack into the ground.
“Spike do you think you can handle the rest? I wish to knock some sense into Anon.”
>Spike pulls out his battle axe from the shade’s skull.
>”Oh, ok. I guess I can finish up here.”
>You gracefully race towards Anon, just in time for Bill the Donkey to reach him.
>”Wells looks like I gots me a pretty princess backen’ me up.”
>Oh dear that horrible accent just makes you cringe.
>You keep your eyes on Anon; if you look away he’ll get you.
“So you jus plan to hit him with that bat?”
>”Yups, this here bat is the combine might of the Elements of Kickass, Hard Knocks.”
>This so ridiculous, but with Discord behind it all it probably will work.
>Probably.

>Your horn glows at you bring out all your jewels.
“I’ll keep him from ripping you to sheds.”
>”Appreciate it much Ms.”
>Bill rushes forward as the floor around Anon starts to pulsate.
>Black tendrils reach out towards Bill, but you crush them with oversize diamonds.
>The floor turns gooey so you summon quartz for him to jump off from.
>A dark fog tries to roll in to obscure from view, thankfully a light crystal banishes the cloud.
>Bill leaps off from the last quartz as he performs a jump strike.
“I’ms here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all kinds of ass.”
>CRACK
>The bat connects to Anon’s forehead.
>Anon sags a bit as a dribble of blood trickles down his bleached featureless face.
>Then he screams.
>Anon swings wide and throws Bill back; you catch him before he hits the ground.
“Well you hurt him, but I think it didn’t quite do the trick.”
>”Wells ol’ Discord did say it would probably need to be applied directly to the forehead several times. Nows he’s hurt and mad.”
>Anon twitches violently as several appendages grow from his body.
“Then let’s do it again. I don’t wish to see what he can do when he is angry.”
>”I hears ya.”
>”Ain’t you forgetting somep0ny sugarcube?”
>A force cracks down on your back and you are slammed into the ground.
>A quick glance behind you shows shade Applejack crushing your wings.
>”Shouldn’t have sent a foal to do a real mares job.”
>Spike is dangling from the ceiling by the axe’s handle.
>One job Spike.
>Anon emits a black hazy field around him and Bill is levitated into the air.
>”Shoot I can’ts moves.”
>Claws grow from Anon’s hands as he stalks closer to the donkey.

>”NOOOO!!!”
>A yellow blur passes you.
>Fluttershy has her element and the Crystal Heart.
>The Crystal Heart nullifies the field Anon had created.
>Bill drops to the ground and tosses the bat in the air.
>Fluttershy grabs it as her eyes start to glow.
>”GIVE ME BACK MY ANON!”
>There is no crack this time, only a shockwave of pure power.

>You are ???
>Head hurts, but a veil has been lifted.
>You remember a cloud and Luna on the moon.
>Crystals that had used on you.
>That’s right, that jerk took vices and used them as weapons.
>He turned took your laziness and turned you into a monster.
>What kind of dumb anime villain was this hay chewing dimwit?
>Like hell you are going to stand for this.
>You immediately stand you.
“Anon is back bitches. Hey my favorite donuts, thanks Flutters.”
>”Anon, you’re ok!”
>Fluttergroper tackles you and starts to hug you.
>You start to object but the other ponies join in the group hug and drown out your complaints.
>Thankfully the hug is cut short because apparently a battle is still going on.
“Hey Sparkle Bottom why am I in my old body, and why do I have a bloody headache?”
>”Well like when Luna was returned to normal, your magical state is at its lowest point.”
>Makes sense.
“And the headache?”
>”Bumped your head.”
>Ok then, well by the looks of things you are in a castle and someone brought the entire zoo to town.
>There a bunch of shadow clones of your friends here as well.
>”Well this has been most disappointing.”
>”Sombra!”

>The dumbest looking unicorn you have ever seen descends from on high.
“You never grew out of your rebellious phase did you?”
>”When you try make something of yourself in a gynarchy society it would seem like rebellion.”
>”Blowing up the world is more than a little rebellious.”
“Rarity how is he about to destroy the world?”
>”Dropping the moon on it.”
>Unoriginal design and unoriginal schemes, this guy just needs a final form and we got the complete package.
>”It seems you forced my hoof; allow me to show you all your sins.”
>The shade clones diverge onto his position and they start to fuse into him.
“Ya, he’s defiantly not compensating for anything.”
>Suddenly, your friends drop to the floor gasping with shock.
“Whoa, girls what’s wrong?”
>”Nony, I don’t feel so good.”
>”It’s their vices; I have authority over their deepest darkest core. Don’t worry I’ll have you back as well Acedia.”
>Acedia?
“Are you calling me lazy?”
>”You had your powers for almost a month, but failed to do anything with them.”
>Ouch.
“Well if that is my problem maybe I should get off my ass and do something about it.”
>A donkey gives you a side glance.
>You pick up the bat that Fluttershy dropped and point it straight at the abomination.
>The thing now has twelve wings, a black coat with red highlights, a rainbow mane, and a golden crystal crown floating above his long horn. Oh, and he’s also bigger than any alicorn you have seen.
>”You are far too late to stop me.”
>A long thin twelve foot blade appears by its side.
“You know, for a guy that wants to break away from female rule, fusing together with six of them doesn’t really make sense.”

>Sombra’s red pupils shrink then he roars angrily at you.
>”Hey kids. If you doin’ whats I thinks you are doin’ then the Elements of Kickass will help ya out.”
>You look over at the strange donkey and his motley crew of critters.
“Neat.”
>You dash towards this horrible creature.
>The bat catches on fire.
>Thick thorny vines grow in front of you.
>Spike, who is riding a manticore, cuts them down with his battle axe.
>A stone wall rises to stop you.
>A buffalo plows straight through it.
>The long sword swings.
>Some random seap0ny deflects the sword away with his bouncy indestructible ball.
>Sombra starts to spam beams like they are going out of style.
>Thankfully a diamond dog takes you into a tunnel to bypass that mess.
>You pop up from the ground in front of the beast.
>Sombra tries to stomp you, but a well placed shrunken hits his knee.
>No idea where that came from.
>”Kid, use the force!”
“What donkey?”
>”Names Bill and I said you needs to put a lot of force in your swing for this to works!”
>You raise you hot bat and power as much power into that you have.
“This bat will forever be known as Anon’s bat.”
>The fire starts to glow brighter as reality distorts around the bat.
“You cannot escape this bat’s power for it is unstoppable.”
>The bat now exists in every angle.
“This is the bat of evil’s bane and you are ugly enough to be banned.”
>You swing like a professional.
>The bat kisses Sombra’s muzzle and you can hear a ‘ping’ sound.
>You were later told the resulting explosion could be seen by blind p0nys on Equestria.
>Whatever the case may be you blacked out.