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- [10:59] HeavyWeapons Guy joined the room.
- [11:00] ggpallys joined the room.
- [11:02] Darkomega242 joined the room.
- [11:02] Darkomega242: I dragged myself to all the crowds of people.
- [11:02] Darkomega242: but i did it.
- [11:02] Darkomega242: i freaking did it
- [11:02] Darkomega242: i got through the queue times.
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: grats
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: ive been here
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: for a bit
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: slow poke
- [11:03] Matsokune: I got here before you both so :P
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: still beat dark
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: doesnt matter
- [11:03] Darkomega242: Yo heavy.
- [11:03] Darkomega242: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/628/e53.png
- [11:03] Matsokune: Fair enough
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: hey dark
- [11:03] HeavyWeapons Guy: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/628/e53.png
- [11:04] Rurk joined the room.
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- [11:04] Matsokune: Man look at all this friendship you two can't hold.
- [11:04] Matsokune: It's just going everywhere
- [11:04] HeavyWeapons Guy: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/628/e53.png
- [11:04] Darkomega242: Well,he started it with his "muh top lane" "your one trick pony"
- [11:05] Matsokune: Well if the pony hasn't broken a leg, no reason to put it down.
- [11:05] HeavyWeapons Guy: you started it by being a one trick pony with a shitty ass champ in the top lane
- [11:05] HeavyWeapons Guy: >.>
- [11:05] Darkomega242: Atleast i'm not a seven eyed nerd who has to play cancer champs to beat me.
- [11:06] Darkomega242: *cough*yasuo*cough*
- [11:06] HeavyWeapons Guy: i ran no armor
- [11:06] HeavyWeapons Guy: and i won
- [11:06] HeavyWeapons Guy: lol
- [11:06] Matsokune: Then again, I guess that's why SI is doing so poorly. Hecarim never ran the same since The Accident.
- [11:06] HeavyWeapons Guy: also yas got nerfed to shit
- [11:06] Zedlox joined the room.
- [11:06] Darkomega242: Because having a fat as fuck hitbot of a knockup is fair? Let's not forget the HASEGI SORGEGETON
- [11:06] Hedorah24 joined the room.
- [11:06] Darkomega242: FACETHEWIND
- [11:06] Darkomega242: CHORYON
- [11:06] Darkomega242: SOR
- [11:06] Darkomega242: HASEG
- [11:06] HeavyWeapons Guy: *hasaki
- [11:06] ChroniclerC joined the room.
- [11:07] CriggerTheUndead joined the room.
- [11:07] Darkomega242: You are still a pretty princess.
- [11:07] LastPunisher: now tell us how u really feel
- [11:07] HeavyWeapons Guy: you still suck.
- [11:07] Darkomega242: Kappa
- [11:07] Matsokune: Well then
- [11:07] HeavyWeapons Guy: gold plebian
- [11:07] Darkomega242: Dirty diamond peasant.
- [11:07] Matsokune: Feel like I'm watching a Jeff Dunham act.
- [11:07] HeavyWeapons Guy: bitch get on my levle if you can
- [11:07] HeavyWeapons Guy: oh wait
- [11:07] HeavyWeapons Guy: you cant
- [11:07] Darkomega242: If i tryharded i could.
- [11:07] Matsokune: The question is which of them is Peanut, and which is Jose?
- [11:07] Darkomega242: too bad i dont want to go on tryhard town much
- [11:08] HeavyWeapons Guy: tryhard town
- [11:08] HeavyWeapons Guy: i fucking did yorick
- [11:08] HeavyWeapons Guy: also know as
- [11:08] HeavyWeapons Guy: the shit tier pick
- [11:08] HeavyWeapons Guy: who can only lane phase
- [11:08] Zedlox joined the room.
- [11:08] Darkomega242: Still. case in point. you're a pretty princess fairy who tryhards and plays annoying champs.
- [11:09] Darkomega242: Don't let the memories of your haloween party haunt you
- [11:09] Matsokune: I'm not sure if this is legit or joking anymore
- [11:09] HeavyWeapons Guy: dont let the fact that gp needs to be reworked cause he is shit tier atm bother you
- [11:10] HeavyWeapons Guy: also fuck you people that ship me and dark
- [11:10] Darkomega242: I'll wait the day jax has a global ultimate.
- [11:10] Darkomega242: i'll wait.
- [11:10] HeavyWeapons Guy: he does
- [11:10] HeavyWeapons Guy: its called tp
- [11:10] HeavyWeapons Guy: ultimate victory
- [11:10] Darkomega242: You kids and your tp. back in my day. we top laners only took ignite.
- [11:10] Dussodjomo joined the room.
- [11:11] HeavyWeapons Guy: actually back in my day
- [11:11] HeavyWeapons Guy: we used to run whatever the fuck we wanted
- [11:11] AlbinoAardvark joined the room.
- [11:11] HeavyWeapons Guy: common strats included tp and ward
- [11:11] HeavyWeapons Guy: summoner
- [11:11] HeavyWeapons Guy: with everyone spamming a ward and then having people tp to it to make it invlun to take tower pre minions
- [11:12] Darkomega242: I'll agree on you on that. but sorry. can't hear you over the sound of me being in the zone of alienation in chernobyl right now. better get out of here stalker.
- [11:12] HeavyWeapons Guy: nah ill just let you get cancer and die
- [11:12] HeavyWeapons Guy: oh wait you got it already
- [11:13] Darkomega242: Says the guy who played fizz,gnar,riven,yasuo,yorick. i think you already got cancer a long time ago.
- [11:13] Darkomega242: We are both cancer buddies
- [11:13] Darkomega242: forever.
- [11:13] Darkomega242: and
- [11:13] Darkomega242: ever
- [11:13] Darkomega242: and
- [11:13] Darkomega242: ever
- [11:13] Darkomega242: and
- [11:13] Darkomega242: ever
- [11:13] Darkomega242: and
- [11:13] Darkomega242: ever
- [11:13] Darkomega242: and
- [11:13] Darkomega242: ever
- [11:13] HeavyWeapons Guy: i did gnar one time. and i do riven for pub stomps only yorick was for the ryze players i dont ever do fizz in ranked and yasuo
- [11:14] HeavyWeapons Guy: welp only thing there
- [11:14] Rekesh joined the room.
- [11:14] HeavyWeapons Guy: but he was fun as fuck
- [11:15] Darkomega242: CANT HEAR YOU. SHOOTING A BLOODSUCKER IN THE HEAD,CHEEKI BREEKING AND DRINKING VODKA.
- [11:15] HeavyWeapons Guy: dark suicide isnt the answer
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- [11:16] Darkomega242: More like you wanting stalkers out of the zone isn't the answer.
- [11:16] HeavyWeapons Guy: sorry you plebian cant handle blink stalker going into your mineralz
- [11:17] Darkomega242: OH WHAT IS THAT. I FOUND LOTS AND LOTS OF ARTIFACTS. I'M RICH AS FUCK NOW AND DRINKING TONS OF VODKA
- [11:17] Darkomega242: CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
- [11:17] HeavyWeapons Guy: dark just cause you think you are russian doesnt mean you can injest that much vodka
- [11:18] Matsokune: *watches on silently with a video camera and popcorn*
- [11:18] Darkomega242: Atleast im not staying in america,comrade.
- [11:18] Darkomega242: and doing something fun
- [11:18] Darkomega242: comrade.
- [11:18] HeavyWeapons Guy: comrade i have been having far much more fun than you especially in the yankee country
- [11:19] Black Modinggy joined the room.
- [11:19] Darkomega242: Then
- [11:19] Darkomega242: Get out of here
- [11:19] Darkomega242: stalker
- [11:19] HeavyWeapons Guy: its more fun watching a boy trying to be a man
- [11:20] Darkomega242: It's more fun watching a man be a boy
- [11:20] Darkomega242: a man
- [11:20] Darkomega242: wearing a fairy
- [11:20] Darkomega242: costume
- [11:20] Darkomega242: pretty princess
- [11:20] Matsokune: Any minute now this is gonna break out into perfect blackmail and I can't wait.
- [11:20] HeavyWeapons Guy: matso
- [11:20] Matsokune: Yus?
- [11:20] HeavyWeapons Guy: get the fuck out of here you damn bitch
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- [11:20] Darkomega242: Heavy's hope
- [11:20] Matsokune: But--
- [11:21] HeavyWeapons Guy: im dealing with this boy at the moment
- [11:21] Darkomega242: sure is gonna die
- [11:21] Matsokune: But the fans! D:
- [11:21] HeavyWeapons Guy: my hope will never die dark
- [11:21] Darkomega242: Kappa
- [11:22] C Drive: what in the actual fuck did i just read
- [11:22] Alex Kabam joined the room.
- [11:22] Matsokune: I'm not sure C.
- [11:22] HeavyWeapons Guy: Dark i may wear a pretty princess costume but at least I dont have to be a "ramass" privateer
- [11:22] Darkomega242: Atleast im not a scout for a cancer mizz.
- [11:23] HeavyWeapons Guy: says the man that thinks fucking adc quinn is cancer
- [11:23] Darkomega242: Top lane quinn,fyi.
- [11:23] HeavyWeapons Guy: shows how little experience you have on top
- [11:23] Darkomega242: You are officialy becoming that guy,heavy.
- [11:24] Darkomega242: You know that one.
- [11:24] HeavyWeapons Guy: i have always been that guy
- [11:24] HeavyWeapons Guy: dark.
- [11:24] Darkomega242: So you always went to the bar and you are like "THIS SUIT IS UH OFFICIALY GEORGI ARMANI AND MY DAD KNOWS HIM"
- [11:24] Darkomega242: I think that was you in the bar.
- [11:24] Animorpherv1 joined the room.
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- [11:25] HeavyWeapons Guy: am I supposed to know about this gerogi armani bullshit
- [11:25] LastPunisher: apparently
- [11:25] HeavyWeapons Guy: or is this what you lower elo scrubs go on about
- [11:25] Terralite joined the room.
- [11:25] Matsokune: I'm still not entirely sure what's going on
- [11:26] Darkomega242: Says the high elo peasant. meanwhile you are enjoying your dirty ds Pokemon.
- [11:26] Matsokune: But my camera is still ready.
- [11:26] LastPunisher: at this point i'm just enjoying the entertainment
- [11:26] Darkomega242: i am here enjoying my wonderful S.T.A.L.KE.R with lots of mods and all of steam games has to offer
- [11:26] HeavyWeapons Guy: my pokemon can easily show you how to properly ramass
- [11:26] HeavyWeapons Guy: oh yeah your steam proflie what you got
- [11:26] HeavyWeapons Guy: 20 games?
- [11:26] Darkomega242: Yo boy scout. fizz needs you right now.
- [11:27] FusionSuit: monster hunter 4
- [11:27] FusionSuit: i can smell it
- [11:27] FusionSuit: i can taste it
- [11:27] FusionSuit: i can carve it
- [11:27] FusionSuit: i can cry because of how much im gonna have to grind monsters
- [11:27] HeavyWeapons Guy: you can stick your dick in it yea yea get out of here
- [11:28] FusionSuit: pls
- [11:28] HeavyWeapons Guy: hey dark I also at least got a names that doesnt requires numbers in it
- [11:28] HeavyWeapons Guy: *a name
- [11:28] FullTimeWarrior joined the room.
- [11:28] Darkomega242: Yo atleast i have a normal life. I don't sleep Wearing jax pajamas and a jax bed.
- [11:28] Dzrocker joined the room.
- [11:29] HeavyWeapons Guy: please at least I dont base my life around a 10% chance of getting something done
- [11:29] Matsokune: This is slowly growing boring and I'm also out of popcorn. JUST DO IT ALREADY!
- [11:29] HeavyWeapons Guy: I dont get people like you matso
- [11:29] HeavyWeapons Guy: you people swear Dark and I are in love
- [11:29] roboticism joined the room.
- [11:29] HeavyWeapons Guy: yet you see these kinds of things happen all the time
- [11:30] Matsokune: Oh, I'm not one of those people.
- [11:30] Darkomega242: "It's-it's not like i want you to top lane or anything b-baka!"
- [11:30] Noswordendorf joined the room.
- [11:30] Matsokune: I'm with the people that see a deep hatred turning to a passionate love.
- [11:30] Dzrocker: TSUNDERE DARK WHAT
- [11:30] Matsokune: Like, in a couple seconds.
- [11:30] Matsokune: Wait WAIT OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING
- [11:31] Matsokune: THE TURN HAS BEGUN
- [11:31] HeavyWeapons Guy: "Its not like I dont want GP to be a top tier pick"
- [11:31] FusionSuit: what a twist *m night shyamalan*
- [11:31] Matsokune: yess
- [11:31] Matsokune: yesssssssssss
- [11:31] Dzrocker: Now the question is... can he do yandere,,,
- [11:31] Rextreff joined the room.
- [11:31] FusionSuit: thats not too hard
- [11:31] HeavyWeapons Guy: stay the fuck away from my dark Matso
- [11:32] HeavyWeapons Guy: actually
- [11:32] Matsokune: YES
- [11:32] Matsokune: HE ADMITS
- [11:32] Matsokune: I'M DONE
- [11:32] Matsokune: I FREAKING WIN
- [11:32] HeavyWeapons Guy: let me just stick this knife in you for now
- [11:32] HeavyWeapons Guy: just hold on to it for me
- [11:32] FusionSuit: "You'd better do good up there, or else you'll go 0-1 for good~"
- [11:32] Matsokune: oh okay
- [11:32] HeavyWeapons Guy: riiiight in the skull
- [11:32] Matsokune: *steadies skull for holding of the knife*
- [11:32] HeavyWeapons Guy: *slices throat*
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- [11:33] Dzrocker: >.> I was expecting a Yuno quote :(
- [11:33] Matsokune: Aw, you lied! D:
- [11:33] FusionSuit: you were gonna kill em why lie about it now
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- [11:33] Dzrocker: AND A MASOCHIST MATSO
- [11:33] Dzrocker: :O
- [11:34] HeavyWeapons Guy: whats mine is mine only and im ready to kill for it
- [11:34] Wrath of Avarice: I think a slit throat goes beyond just masochism. ._.
- [11:34] Darkomega242: dawwwwww.
- [11:34] Dzrocker: Depends on how deep xD
- [11:34] Dzrocker: >.> can be takin incorrectily out of context
- [11:34] Wrath of Avarice: Or ever so correctly.
- [11:35] Dzrocker: Dark you are out of character -..-
- [11:35] Matsokune: Yeah Dark what the hell
- [11:35] A Cooked Turkey joined the room.
- [11:35] Dzrocker: "Not like i asked for you to defend me... Humph"
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- [11:35] Darkomega242: I AM IN CHARACTER YOU BOSO
- [11:35] Darkomega242: *Critslaps dzrocker*
- [11:35] Whiddin joined the room.
- [11:35] Dzrocker: :O
- [11:35] HeavyWeapons Guy: I would have fallen in love with anyone if I was dependent on them. And you would have fallen in love with anyone if they protected you
- [11:35] FusionSuit: "I'm Braum why would I play him if I wasn't gonna protect something"
- [11:35] john law joined the room.
- [11:36] FusionSuit: "And besides you were next to the cannon minion that's what I needed to defend"
- [11:36] AlbinoAardvark joined the room.
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- [11:36] A Cooked Turkey joined the room.
- [11:36] Matsokune: Tsun!Braum is Best!Braum.
- [11:36] Dzrocker: Fusion is tsundere too>??? or just that one oblivious one??
- [11:37] FusionSuit: im not angry enough to be a tsun
- [11:37] FusionSuit: whoops
- [11:37] Dzrocker: "And besides you were next to the cannon minion that's what I needed to defend"
- [11:37] Dzrocker: ^^ can be taken as Tsun
- [11:37] Dzrocker: imo
- [11:37] Matsokune: I'm glad people are walking in on this conversation
- [11:37] FusionSuit: S-STOP BLOWING MY COVER, YOU IDIOT!
- [11:38] Dzrocker: :( i can leave
- [11:38] HeavyWeapons Guy: they have yet to walk in on dark and I
- [11:38] FusionSuit: It's not like I want the cliche m-moment where someone figures me out for what I really a-am...~
- [11:38] AlbinoAardvark joined the room.
- [11:38] HeavyWeapons Guy: hes getting some nice exp on top
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