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  1. Conversation started today
  2. Joseph Schenck
  3. 4:36pm
  4. Joseph Schenck
  5. hello gentlemen
  6. Jeremy Seal
  7. 4:36pm
  8. Jeremy Seal
  9. helo
  10. Bryce Kendrick
  11. 4:36pm
  12. Bryce Kendrick
  13. Evening
  14. Jeremy Seal
  15. 4:36pm
  16. Jeremy Seal
  17. let me make this point before we proceed:
  18. the ending of paris hilton is the biggest meme i've ever witness, likely the biggest i ever will witness
  19. whatever the results of this meme-off
  20. joey is a memer
  21. Joseph Schenck
  22. 4:37pm
  23. Joseph Schenck
  24. onto the topic at hand
  25. Bryce Kendrick
  26. 4:37pm
  27. Bryce Kendrick
  28. You mean jerey Seinfeld
  29. Jerry
  30. Anyways
  31. Jeremy Seal
  32. 4:37pm
  33. Jeremy Seal
  34. Yes
  35. Honest mistake
  36. Joseph Schenck
  37. 4:37pm
  38. Joseph Schenck
  39. no
  40. now back to the MEMES
  41. Jeremy Seal
  42. 4:38pm
  43. Jeremy Seal
  44. RIGHT
  45. Bryce Kendrick
  46. 4:38pm
  47. Bryce Kendrick
  48. Now both contestants have some high grade memes
  49. Jeremy Seal
  50. 4:38pm
  51. Jeremy Seal
  52. Spoinker seemed like something of a cheapshot
  53. Joseph Schenck
  54. 4:38pm
  55. Joseph Schenck
  56. definitely
  57. I gotta agree with you there buddy, simply a low effort meme
  58. Bryce Kendrick
  59. 4:38pm
  60. Bryce Kendrick
  61. Yea i believe joey should definitely lose some points for that one
  62. Jeremy Seal
  63. 4:38pm
  64. Jeremy Seal
  65. Low effort but high content
  66. It's like a Christian kid saying the Bible is their favorite book
  67. Bryce Kendrick
  68. 4:39pm
  69. Bryce Kendrick
  70. Now shaves has appeared to have submitted 4 memes
  71. Limit was 3, ill ignore the fourth
  72. Joseph Schenck
  73. 4:39pm
  74. Joseph Schenck
  75. the 4th meme is invalid ]
  76. Jeremy Seal
  77. 4:39pm
  78. Jeremy Seal
  79. And he did break the rules like immediately
  80. Joseph Schenck
  81. 4:39pm
  82. Joseph Schenck
  83. definitely
  84. however it was an excellent cereal guy meme
  85. Jeremy Seal
  86. 4:39pm
  87. Jeremy Seal
  88. I'd say his first meme was his strongest
  89. Bryce you might disagree?
  90. Bryce Kendrick
  91. 4:40pm
  92. Bryce Kendrick
  93. It was, but as i previously stated i have seen it before so i am a little biased
  94. Id say his best was his 3rd entry
  95. Joseph Schenck
  96. 4:40pm
  97. Joseph Schenck
  98. thank you for your honesty
  99. Jeremy Seal
  100. 4:40pm
  101. Jeremy Seal
  102. it is appreciated
  103. And yes, it was a pretty excellent Anti-Bernie meme, certainly characteristic of the genre
  104. It seems to me that we are discounting, on some level, Joey's last meme and Chevez's first
  105. Bryce Kendrick
  106. 4:42pm
  107. Bryce Kendrick
  108. Overall im gonna give his memes a collective score of a solid 7.5
  109. Jeremy Seal
  110. 4:42pm
  111. Jeremy Seal
  112. Leaving us with two memes apiece
  113. Bryce Kendrick
  114. 4:42pm
  115. Bryce Kendrick
  116. Chevez that is
  117. Joseph Schenck
  118. 4:42pm
  119. Joseph Schenck
  120. What would you give joey's memes
  121. Bryce Kendrick
  122. 4:42pm
  123. Bryce Kendrick
  124. Now joeys two memes were also quite excellent
  125. Jeremy Seal
  126. 4:43pm
  127. Jeremy Seal
  128. I'll hold off on scoring until Mr. Kendrick is finished
  129. Bryce Kendrick
  130. 4:43pm
  131. Bryce Kendrick
  132. Id say that those two memes alone would earn him an 8
  133. Jeremy Seal
  134. 4:43pm
  135. Jeremy Seal
  136. Though I feel the need to comment that Joey's first meme was a banepost
  137. Joseph Schenck
  138. 4:43pm
  139. Joseph Schenck
  140. baneposts are very spicy
  141. Jeremy Seal
  142. 4:43pm
  143. Jeremy Seal
  144. Certainly relevant within contemporary Normie Discourse
  145. Bryce Kendrick
  146. 4:44pm
  147. Bryce Kendrick
  148. But of course, taking his 3rd entry into consideration, i believe he deserves some penality in the form of losing points
  149. Joseph Schenck
  150. 4:44pm
  151. Joseph Schenck
  152. very fair
  153. Jeremy Seal
  154. 4:44pm
  155. Jeremy Seal
  156. I might not go so far as to say that, but I understand where you're coming from
  157. Bryce Kendrick
  158. 4:44pm
  159. Bryce Kendrick
  160. And you are both right in saying that baneposts are favored by the general publoc
  161. Public
  162. Jeremy Seal
  163. 4:45pm
  164. Jeremy Seal
  165. So what is your final score for Joey?
  166. Bryce Kendrick
  167. 4:46pm
  168. Bryce Kendrick
  169. I just cant seem to let go of the fact that he threw away his lead with a spoinker picture, so im gonna have to give him a 7
  170. Over*
  171. Jeremy Seal
  172. 4:46pm
  173. Jeremy Seal
  174. So Chevez has the advantage thus far
  175. Bryce Kendrick
  176. 4:46pm
  177. Bryce Kendrick
  178. In my opinion, yes
  179. Jeremy Seal
  180. 4:46pm
  181. Jeremy Seal
  182. I'll go next, since Joseph ought to be the deciding factor
  183. Bryce Kendrick
  184. 4:47pm
  185. Bryce Kendrick
  186. Go ahead sir
  187. Jeremy Seal
  188. 4:47pm
  189. Jeremy Seal
  190. Now, as we said, both had a strong showing but both definitely had glaring flaws
  191. Chevez in his flippant way with the rules, Joey in his cheap tactics
  192. Overall, I'd give Shaves an 8, but since he jumped the gun, I'll have to reduce it to a 7
  193. Bryce Kendrick
  194. 4:48pm
  195. Bryce Kendrick
  196. Understandable
  197. Joseph Schenck
  198. 4:49pm
  199. Joseph Schenck
  200. thats fair i would say
  201. Jeremy Seal
  202. 4:49pm
  203. Jeremy Seal
  204. Joey, on the other hand, obeyed well the rules of the competition and was quiet and respectful before the proceedings
  205. Bryce Kendrick
  206. 4:50pm
  207. Bryce Kendrick
  208. Agreed
  209. Jeremy Seal
  210. 4:50pm
  211. Jeremy Seal
  212. I think that, given the nature of Baneposts in our present context and the HIGHLY relatable Will Ferell Meme (which calls to mind a certain Adam Sandler Meme of a similar structure, I should hope all present know to which I refer) I'm going to give him an 8.5.
  213. *Ferrell
  214. Joseph Schenck
  215. 4:51pm
  216. Joseph Schenck
  217. thats a very high score
  218. Jeremy Seal
  219. 4:51pm
  220. Jeremy Seal
  221. I think the Spoinker meme was meant genuinely and ought not evoke as severe a penalty as given by Mr Kendrick-Lamar
  222. Joseph Schenck
  223. 4:52pm
  224. Joseph Schenck
  225. was the spoinker meme just a non factor in your scoring
  226. Bryce Kendrick
  227. 4:52pm
  228. Bryce Kendrick
  229. Quite a high score indeed
  230. Jeremy Seal
  231. 4:52pm
  232. Jeremy Seal
  233. Does that seem fair, or will you contest?
  234. I would not be too bothered to reduce my score if this panel believes it necessary for the decency of memekind
  235. But I stand by my reasoning
  236. Joseph Schenck
  237. 4:53pm
  238. Joseph Schenck
  239. Ok so im breaking down my scoring step by step
  240. Jeremy Seal
  241. 4:53pm
  242. Jeremy Seal
  243. Alright
  244. Bryce Kendrick
  245. 4:54pm
  246. Bryce Kendrick
  247. We can discuss as a group after each gives their score, this being said go ahead and state your beliefs Mr. Shrek
  248. Jeremy Seal
  249. 4:56pm
  250. Jeremy Seal
  251. Joey has a one point lead
  252. overall
  253. Bryce Kendrick
  254. 4:56pm
  255. Bryce Kendrick
  256. Thanks for averaging the score Mr. Bird
  257. Jeremy Seal
  258. 4:56pm
  259. Jeremy Seal
  260. mhmm
  261. wait would you prefer an average or just simple addition
  262. I mean I guess it wouldn't really make a difference
  263. Joseph Schenck
  264. 4:57pm
  265. Joseph Schenck
  266. SHAVES MEMES
  267. MEME 1: CEREAL GUY MEME
  268. RATING: MEGA SPICY
  269. REASONING: Very original meme. Perfectly Executed cereal guy
  270. MEME 2: CUT MEME
  271. RATING: SOME SPICE
  272. REASONING: Eh, just not that appealing of a meme
  273. MEME 3: BERNIE MEME
  274. RATING: SPICY
  275. JOEY MEME
  276. MEME 1: "BANEPOSTING"
  277. RATING: MEGA SPICY
  278. MEME 2: FERRELL MEME
  279. RATING: SPICY
  280. MEME 3: SPOINKER
  281. RATING: SOME SPICE
  282. Joseph Schenck
  283. 4:57pm
  284. Joseph Schenck
  285. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE SO FAR
  286. Jeremy Seal
  287. 4:58pm
  288. Jeremy Seal
  289. my sides
  290. Bryce Kendrick
  291. 4:58pm
  292. Bryce Kendrick
  293. You seem a little excited Mr. Shrek
  294. Joseph Schenck
  295. 4:58pm
  296. Joseph Schenck
  297. NOW THE CEREAL GUY MEME AND THE BANEPOSTING MEME
  298. WERE IN MY OPINION
  299. THE STRONGEST MEMES POSTED
  300. VERY WELL EXECUTED
  301. Jeremy Seal
  302. 4:59pm
  303. Jeremy Seal
  304. I agree
  305. Joseph Schenck
  306. 4:59pm
  307. Joseph Schenck
  308. VERY NICE
  309. Bryce Kendrick
  310. 4:59pm
  311. Bryce Kendrick
  312. The banepost was very well done, I agree
  313. Jeremy Seal
  314. 4:59pm
  315. Jeremy Seal
  316. Definitely
  317. Joseph Schenck
  318. 5:00pm
  319. Joseph Schenck
  320. THESE MEMES ARE OF ABOUT EQUAL POWER SO I WILL GET BACK TO THEM LATER
  321. NOW
  322. THE BERNIE MEME AND THE FERRELL MEME
  323. THESE MEMES ARE VERY CLOSE IN POWER
  324. Jeremy Seal
  325. 5:02pm
  326. Jeremy Seal
  327. REVISION
  328. I WILL BE DOCKING JOEY SOME POINTS
  329. Joseph Schenck
  330. 5:02pm
  331. Joseph Schenck
  332. NOW WHILE I DO BELIEVE THAT THE FERREL MEME IS VERY SPICY, THE BERNIE MEME IS IN FACT VERY SPICY AS WELL
  333. Bryce Kendrick
  334. 5:02pm
  335. Bryce Kendrick
  336. Reason being?
  337. Joseph Schenck
  338. 5:02pm
  339. Joseph Schenck
  340. I DO APPRECIATE THE FINER POINTS OF THE FERREL MEME BUT THE BERNIE SANDERS MEME
  341. IS VERY TIMELY
  342. WITH THE ELECTION SEASON
  343. Jeremy Seal
  344. 5:02pm
  345. Jeremy Seal
  346. he called us normies
  347. Bryce Kendrick
  348. 5:03pm
  349. Bryce Kendrick
  350. 6.9 for joey
  351. Jeremy Seal
  352. 5:03pm
  353. Jeremy Seal
  354. Eh I suppose a score can't be reduced once given
  355. carry on judge shrek
  356. Bryce Kendrick
  357. 5:04pm
  358. Bryce Kendrick
  359. Yea i was pranking
  360. Joseph Schenck
  361. 5:04pm
  362. Joseph Schenck
  363. NOW
  364. MR BRYCE
  365. Bryce Kendrick
  366. 5:05pm
  367. Bryce Kendrick
  368. Sir
  369. Joseph Schenck
  370. 5:05pm
  371. Joseph Schenck
  372. I HAVE A QUESTION
  373. FOR YOU
  374. Bryce Kendrick
  375. 5:05pm
  376. Bryce Kendrick
  377. Go ahead
  378. Joseph Schenck
  379. 5:06pm
  380. Joseph Schenck
  381. JOEYS FERREL MEME VS SHAVES CUT MEME
  382. WHICH DO YOU THINK HAS AN EDGE
  383. BECAUSE IM JUDGING THE MEMES IN WAVES
  384. Bryce Kendrick
  385. 5:08pm
  386. Bryce Kendrick
  387. Well when you put it that way, of course shaves cut meme is the first to pop up in my head. Puns aside, I feel as though the Ferrell meme has more of an edge and the cut meme, as you stated, is just not that appealing
  388. Joseph Schenck
  389. 5:08pm
  390. Joseph Schenck
  391. WAVE 3 BEING BERNIE MEME VS UNTITLED SPOINKER MEME WHICH I GAVE TO GIVE TO SHAVES
  392. BECAUSE OF THE LOW EFFORT OF THE SPOINKER MEME
  393. Bryce Kendrick
  394. 5:09pm
  395. Bryce Kendrick
  396. I stand behind you on that one.
  397. Joseph Schenck
  398. 5:09pm
  399. Joseph Schenck
  400. WAVE 2 I AM GIVING TO JOEY I BELIEVE
  401. HMM
  402. I GUESS IT ALL COMES DOWN TO BANE VS CEREAL GUY
  403. Jeremy Seal
  404. 5:10pm
  405. Jeremy Seal
  406. Judge Shrek?
  407. Bryce Kendrick
  408. 5:10pm
  409. Bryce Kendrick
  410. I've given my conclusion on this wave and I stand behind my reasoning and still give it to Joey
  411. Joseph Schenck
  412. 5:10pm
  413. Joseph Schenck
  414. THIS IS THE HARDEST MOMENT IN MY JUDGE CAREER
  415. Bryce Kendrick
  416. 5:11pm
  417. Bryce Kendrick
  418. We'll hit the bars after the ruling and get mega turnt
  419. Jeremy Seal
  420. 5:12pm
  421. Jeremy Seal
  422. I have to apologize
  423. The last 8 minutes of messages weren't loading for me
  424. Bryce Kendrick
  425. 5:12pm
  426. Bryce Kendrick
  427. Quite alright Nate.
  428. Jeremy Seal
  429. 5:13pm
  430. Jeremy Seal
  431. Thank you.
  432. Joseph Schenck
  433. 5:13pm
  434. Joseph Schenck
  435. I THINK JOEY MIGHT HAVE WON THIS MEME OFF
  436. HMMM
  437. Jeremy Seal
  438. 5:15pm
  439. Jeremy Seal
  440. If there is a convincing collection of arguments in favor of Mr. Cribopher,
  441. Joseph Schenck
  442. 5:15pm
  443. Joseph Schenck
  444. ITS SO CLOSE
  445. Jeremy Seal
  446. 5:15pm
  447. Jeremy Seal
  448. I sent that message before it was finished, my apologies
  449. What I meant to say was that
  450. if there is a convincing collection of arguments in favor of Mr. Cribopher, we ought to finish up this nearly hour-long judging, but I still believe these results to be of great importance, so take all the time that is needed.
  451. Joseph Schenck
  452. 5:16pm
  453. Joseph Schenck
  454. OH I GUESS MY INTERNET CUT OUT FOR A MINUTE THEERE
  455. Jeremy Seal
  456. 5:17pm
  457. Jeremy Seal
  458. I've been facing similar problems
  459. Joseph Schenck
  460. 5:17pm
  461. Joseph Schenck
  462. NONE OF YOUR MESSAGES LOADED UNTIL JUST NOW
  463. BOTH OF YE
  464. Bryce Kendrick
  465. 5:17pm
  466. Bryce Kendrick
  467. I do feel that Joeys first two memes outweigh chevezs first two, and i am willing to overlook the spoinker post if you two honestly believe he deserves this win.
  468. Jeremy Seal
  469. 5:17pm
  470. Jeremy Seal
  471. oh boy
  472. I do.
  473. Joseph Schenck
  474. 5:18pm
  475. Joseph Schenck
  476. BRYCE
  477. FINAL OPINION
  478. WHO WON
  479. IN YOUR EYES
  480. Bryce Kendrick
  481. 5:18pm
  482. Bryce Kendrick
  483. My eyes are now open.
  484. Joey Christopher.
  485. Jeremy Seal
  486. 5:19pm
  487. Jeremy Seal
  488. I fully agree.
  489. Joseph Schenck
  490. 5:19pm
  491. Joseph Schenck
  492. THEN WE HAVE A WINNER
  493. Jeremy Seal
  494. 5:19pm
  495. Jeremy Seal
  496. Joseph, you'll be the one to tell them, I assume?\
  497. Bryce Kendrick
  498. 5:19pm
  499. Bryce Kendrick
  500. Me
  501. Joseph Schenck
  502. 5:19pm
  503. Joseph Schenck
  504. FEEL FREE
  505. Seen by Jeremy
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