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Punny Pinkie: Alphabet Soup

Apr 8th, 2013
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  1. >The rumble from your stomach could wake a neighborhood.
  2. >Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration, but you were damn well hungry!
  3. >Digging through the fridge, you find nothing but cider and mustard.
  4. >You really should go food shopping more.
  5. >Closing the fridge, you make way for the pantry.
  6. >Nothing but cobwebs and dust.
  7. >Wait, is that a can?
  8. >Reaching into the back of the cabinet, you grab the cylindrical container and look at the label.
  9. >"Chef Ponyardee: Alphabet Soup"
  10. >HOLYSHIT
  11. >It's been years since you've had alphabet soup!
  12. >Memories of coming home from preschool to a piping hot bowl of those pasta letters come to mind.
  13. >Cracking open the can, you place the contents into a pot, you fire up the stove and begin the boiling process.
  14. >One problem rises: There was no fresh milk to drink with it.
  15. >How could you enjoy a nostalgic meal with out the nostalgic drink?
  16. >Looking at the stove, you wonder if you should turn it off.
  17. >That would mean you had to reheat it again and wait even longer.
  18. "Fuck it."
  19. >You set the pilot to 'low' and begin heading out of your home, only to be stopped by the evil ball of pink hair.
  20. >"Hey Anonymous! Where ya going?"
  21. "To the market for milk. I need to hurry, I have alphabet soup on the stove."
  22. >Pinkie's sinister grin forms upon her face.
  23. >"Leaving alphabet soup on the stove unattended. That could spell disaster."
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