Desmond Miles Eat 700 Laxatives and Nearly Dies

Desmond Miles ate a lot of laxatives because he couldn't poop. He had no idea of how many he'd taken. He thought possibly 100, maybe even just 50... He had no idea how many he'd taken but he was sure he'd find out once they kicked in. He didn't want anyone to know that he was constipated so he went on about his normal routine of being in the Animus. He was reliving Connor's memories until all of a sudden he had to shit. He instantly snapped out of everything and before he could get up to find a place to crap, it began to pour out of his anus. "Damn... I shouldn't have eaten all of those laxatives." He thought. Before he could move any where a giant fart bomb squished poop out of his butt. His pants were soaked and dripping with poop that was in all colors of the rainbow. It was red, green, brown... yellow... I could go on forever. He fells to the floor in agonizing pain and screamed out. shit went flying out of his ass hole and the blast was so powerful that it ripped through his pants. It squirted everywhere and on everyone and everything. It was one thing that Shaun didn't seem to mind though. While everyone else was disgusted, Shaun got closer and closer to Desmond with each doodie bomb he let out. It splattered all over Shaun. "Be still for just a moment Desmond." Shaun says. Desmond tried to be still but he just couldn't. Right as Shaun was behind him getting ready to insert his penis into his rectum, Desmond squirted green shit all over him and then he passed out.