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- Alright. You are Dick S. Lee, and you
- really like jacking off. You've made it
- into something of an art. Sadly, you've
- recently been diagnosed with pretty
- severe diabetes. Your public school
- cafeteria isn't adequate, so you were
- transferred to a special school.
- Yamaku.
- Arriving in the early Spring, you walk
- onto the peaceful school grounds. Place
- seems cool enough. You were supposed to
- go meet up with someone inside.
- What do you do?
- >POCKET CHECK
- Wallet with IDs and $25 cash.
- Small bottle of hand lotion.
- Small package of tissues.
- 3 condoms.
- Folded up diet guide for diabetics.
- >go meet up this someone.
- Roll: 90
- You find the central school building
- fairly easily and walk inside. Upon
- entering, you see a kind of haggard
- looking man standing around. As you
- approach he straightens up slightly and
- introduces himself as Mutou, your home
- room teacher. He welcomes you to the
- school, mentioning off-hand that you're
- his second new student this week.
- He asks if you're ready to head to
- class.
- Response?
- >Ask if you could go to the bathroom
- real quick, to scout for anyone.
- Roll: 94
- You quickly make up some story about
- forgetting to use the bathroom that
- morning, and that you'd rather go now
- than having to ask for directions
- during class.
- Mutou agrees, and notes your
- responsibility with a small smile. He
- leads you to the bathroom, but tells
- you not to take too long; after all, he
- has a class to get back to.
- You are now in the first floor Yamaku
- men's bathroom. It's cleaner than most
- public bathrooms, and has a few strange
- looking stalls, probably for people
- with different disabilities.
- What do you do?
- >Quick Masturbation
- Roll: 05
- A new day, a new school, a new place to
- masturbate. Exciting. You slink into a
- stall and grab your dick, giving it a
- few quick strokes.
- To your dismay, nothing seems to
- happen. That's odd. That's never
- happened before. You try harder,
- putting a bit more force into it.
- As you grunt and chafe (fuck, forgot
- the lotion), a voice from the adjacent
- stall asks if you're okay, clearly
- worried that you're having some kind of
- attack.
- What do you do?
- >Make an excuse about rotary girders.
- Roll: 1
- You fumble with your pants as you spit
- out an excuse about rotary girders.
- Wait, rotary girders? What the fuck
- does that even mean?
- There's silence in the next stall for a
- moment, before the occupant quickly
- finishes up and rushes out of the
- bathroom. You hear him talking to Mutou
- in the hall.
- What do you do?
- >Stand on a toilet, close the stall
- door, pretend the bathroom is empty.
- Roll: 7
- You hop onto the seat just as the door
- opens. There's pin-drop silence as
- Mutou slowly examines the bathroom.
- "Mr. Lee?"
- There is an obvious twinge of anger in
- his voice.
- "There's only one entrance to this
- bathroom, and I've been standing in
- front of it for the last 5 minutes.
- Just what do you think you're doing
- here?"
- Response?
- >Give up, quietly step down from the
- toilet, flush to make it seems
- realistic, apologize, go to class.
- The fun will start in the classroom.
- Roll: 5
- You step out of the stall with a flush,
- uttering a quick apology. He waits for
- a moment, probably hoping for a better
- explanation, but you can't meet his
- eyes.
- With a heavy sigh he leads you out of
- the bathroom (past a guy with a fake
- leg who is watching you with some
- confusion) and towards your class.
- He strides into the room and tells you
- to sit down. The class stares at you,
- looking shocked about their teacher's
- obvious annoyance. However, a trio in
- the front row doesn't seem to be paying
- attention, with two girls making hand
- signs, one of them talking loudly to a
- guy trying his best to ignore them.
- What do you do?
- >Take a seat, drawing as little
- attention as possible.
- Roll: 5
- You slide into a seat without further
- comment, and the Mutou goes back to his
- lesson.
- However, where do you sit?
- >Next to Hanako
- Roll: 2
- You find a seat in the back of the
- class, next to a girl with long hair.
- As you sit down, you throw your wait
- too heavily into your chair, sliding
- awkwardly close to the girl.
- Her head whips around and she stares at
- with a look of sheer terror, tears
- beginning to well up in her eyes. She
- immediately stands up and rushes out of
- class. Mutou sees this, and shoots you
- a terrifying look before resuming his
- lecture. A few students are giving you
- dirty looks.
- What do you do?
- >"Nice scars!"
- Roll: 2
- In an effort to lighten the mood, you
- try yelling a compliment after her.
- "Nice scars!" You yell, hearing a wail
- from the hallway in response.
- Now the entire class is looking at you
- in horror. Even Mutou's former anger
- has been replaced entirely with shock.
- What do you do?
- >Resume masturbation/
- Roll: Who even cares anymore
- As the class stares at you, you slowly,
- slowly begin sliding your hand towards
- your crotch.
- As they watch, you open your fly with
- an obviously practiced hand, before
- reaching in and giving your dick a few
- strokes. A girl begins to cry.
- The boy in the front row who you say
- earlier stands up and starts marching
- towards you, rage in his eyes.
- What do you do?
- >Throw cum in his face
- Roll: 9
- Throw? You're mutherfucking Dick S.
- Lee! With a practiced hand, you send a
- shot of semen straight into the guys
- left eye, causing him to scream and
- trip into a few of your other
- classmates.
- The class goes crazy. People are
- screaming and crying, throwing all
- kinds of terrible insults at you. You
- sit back and resume masturbation,
- before noticing something out of the
- corner of your eye.
- Mutou, charging at you across the tops
- of the desks. His eyes reveal only
- hate. Only the urge to kill.
- What do you do?
- >Give him the dick.
- Roll: 6
- Answering the challenge, you leap onto
- your desk, holding your penis like a
- lance. You charge towards him, singing
- a battle hymn you learned in church.
- As you meet, he swings his surprisingly
- long arm out and decks you in the jaw.
- You tumble down onto the floor, but
- manage to land on your feet. Mutou's
- coming, but you also notice a girl with
- drills for hair trying to flank you.
- What do you do?
- >Give her the chocolate
- Roll: 6
- Lacking any readily available
- chocolate, you whip your pack of
- tissues at her. It bounces harmlessly
- off of her sturdy frame. Mutou hops
- down from the desks and is almost
- within arms reach of you. Drill girl
- looks to be readying a shoulder charge.
- What do you do?
- >WINDOW OUT
- Roll: AUTO CRIT
- Weaving past Mutou, you leap over some
- desks before catapulting yourself out a
- window. You take the crash like an
- expert, resulting in only a few small
- scratches. You do some acrobatic
- maneuvers through the branches of a
- nearby tree, landing safely on the
- ground.
- Instinctively you reach behind your
- head, grabbing a pencil case thrown
- from the window.
- You're on the grounds, around the side
- of the main building.
- What do you do?
- >Run back into the building, into 3-2
- Roll: 8
- You dash back to the entrance of the
- school, running up the same route Mutou
- lead you just moments ago. He'll never
- expect that. You err on the side of
- caution, though, and duck into an
- adjacent classroom.
- The students and teacher look up at you
- as you walk in, but you've managed to
- cover up your scratches and none of
- them seem to be aware of the nearby
- commotion.
- The teacher asks if she can help you.
- What do you do?
- >Jump out window
- Roll: 7
- Not having an immediate response to the
- teacher's question, you decide to go
- with what you know works.
- Running through the class, you smash
- through yet another window. You take
- the crash as well as before, but
- there's no nearby tree this time, so
- the fall is a lot worse. You manage to
- land on your feet, but feel a shock of
- pain in your ankle.
- You're back on the grounds.
- What do you do?
- >Go to the student council classroom.
- Roll: 2
- Alright, enough messing with the
- commoners. Time to find out who's in
- charge of this messed up school.
- You head back inside, searching for
- something to point you towards the
- student council's base of operations.
- Eventually you think you know where
- you're going, and make your way
- to...the art room?
- Crap.
- This isn't right. The only thing around
- here is a girl sleeping on a desk near
- the window.
- What do you do?
- >pull down her pants and suck her dick
- Roll: 5
- You pull down her pants and...hey, this
- isn't a dick. That's right, girls don't
- have dicks. The poor things.
- The girl wakes up and sees you staring
- at her naked crotch. Her eyes widen in
- fear. You have only a second before she
- does something.
- What do you do?
- >Tell her the dancing stones are
- restless.
- Roll: CRIT
- You look her straight in the eye.
- Somehow, your gaze holds her, and the
- look lasts for a moment before you
- deliver your message.
- "The Dancing Stones are restless." You
- say, barely above a whisper. Her fear
- turns to shock, and then to wonder. She
- sits up and stares at you a bit longer,
- before finally saying:
- "Right. We need to go then. Take me to
- them."
- A look of determination has filled her
- face.
- What do you do?
- >Go back to Mutou's classroom.
- Roll: 6
- Pausing to help the girl with her pants
- (you notice too late that she has no
- arms), you lead her back to Mutou's
- class. Back to where it all began. It's
- time.
- You stride in through the class, the
- armless girl following closely behind
- you. The class is still largely in
- disarray, but both teacher and students
- have left. The room stands empty.
- What do you do?
- >bury your face in her ass and wait for
- her to fart
- Roll: 9
- You spin the girl around and attempt to
- fulfill a fetish you read about on the
- internet. Sadly, she lacks the meat
- required for a proper burial, but it's
- the thought that counts. She tries to
- squirm away, but your strong fapping
- arms hold her in place.
- She begins to scream. Loudly.
- What do you do?
- >Cut her pussy open with your
- switchblade.Then bolt down the hallway
- Roll: 3
- It takes you three "cuts" to realize
- that your switchblade is actually a
- bottle of hand lotion that's having
- little effect.
- You cut your losses and run for it, but
- as soon as you're out the door you feel
- the girl's foot slam into your spine,
- sending you crashing into the wall and
- then floor.
- Dazed, you look up and see her
- advancing on you with murder in her
- eyes. You hear voices from further down
- the hall and a torrent of footsteps
- getting closer.
- What do you do?
- >BARREL ROLL
- Roll: 3
- You clumsily roll to the wall, and then
- just keep rolling into it. This is your
- special technique.
- The armless girl stops advancing and
- watches you, but you just keep rolling.
- Mutou arrives with several other
- faculty members and what appear to be
- several security guards, but you just
- keep rolling.
- One of the teachers, a kind of fat
- looking guy, rushes over to help the
- armless girl.
- A female teacher can't look at you, and
- turns away sobbing.
- The rest just stare.
- What do you do?
- >PRAISE DEAR READER KIM JUNG UN
- Roll: 9
- You suddenly bolt upright. Everyone
- backs away a step, and Mutou starts to
- calmly say something.
- But you cut him off. All eyes are on
- you. This is what you've been waiting
- for.
- You launch into an impassioned speech,
- no, a sermon, on the many virtues of
- Kim Jung Un. Your emphatic voice
- resounds down the hall, a small crowd
- of curious students gathers. By the end
- of your 15 minute sermon, not a single
- person in the crowd has dry eyes. You
- were beautiful. They are wholly
- convinced.
- However, Mutou, choking his words
- through the tears, says you'll need to
- come with him and the security guards
- for a moment.
- What do you do?
- >Resume masturbation.
- Roll: 2
- You look calmly at Mutou, before slowly
- reaching into your pants and pulling
- out your dick. As the crowd of about 40
- watches in wonder, you start to
- masturbate.
- But it's no good. You're still filled
- with your love for your glorious
- leader. There is no lust there, just
- pure, unbridled love. To masturbate
- while thinking of him would be
- perverse.
- You remain flaccid.
- Mutou grabs your arm, quietly saying,
- "That's enough." and pulling you away.
- >Fall into Diabetic Coma.
- Roll: 4
- You half-yell ,"Oh no, my diabetes is
- acting up!" and go limp.
- Mutou notes that you're obviously
- lying, but you're pretty sure he's
- bluffing because nobody could see
- through this act. The security guards
- pick you up and start carrying you down
- the hallway.
- The crowd looks on, amazed.
- What do you do?
- >Suck his dick
- Roll: 3
- Suddenly consumed by homolust, you
- abandon your clever charade and lunge
- headfirst into one of the guards'
- dicks. Taken by surprise, he has little
- time to dodge, and is soon on the floor
- holding his crotch in pain.
- You attempt to seductively crawl over
- and unzip his fly, but the other guard
- grabs you and pins your arms behind
- your back. Mutou attempts to help the
- first guard to his feet.
- What do you do?
- >Confess your love to mutou..
- Roll: 3
- As you are being hauled away, you start
- screaming:
- "Mutou! Mutouuuuuuuuuuuu!"
- He looks over at you, visibly shaken by
- this entire incident. Breathing heavily
- and shaking, you begin to half sob,
- half speak:
- "Mutou. From the moment I laid eyes on
- you, I knew you were the one. I knew
- you were the girl for me. We were meant
- for each other, you and I. I want
- nothing more than to protect you, to
- shield you from all the problems you
- must face in life. Mutou." your voice
- drops to a sultry whisper "become one
- with me."
- Mutou looks into your eyes a moment,
- just a moment, before he buries his
- face in his hands, turns, and runs down
- the hall. In a few seconds he's gone.
- Better to have loved and lost, you
- suppose.
- The security guard holding you
- continues to push you down the hall.
- What do you do?
- >run to find Kenji. Ask him for
- protection against the feminists armies
- Roll: 1
- You suddenly realize that you need to
- get out of here. With a swing of your
- mighty fapping arms, you break free
- from the guard's hold and book it down
- the hallway.
- What you need is an ally. Someone
- who'll understand you. The one sane man
- in an insane world.
- Better check the library.
- You bust into and see a woman behind
- the counter, who turns to you with a
- gasp.
- What do you do?
- >Kiss her.
- Roll: 2
- Her. She's the one. Your one ally. You
- need to show her. She has to
- understand.
- You make a running dive for her across
- the desk, but she dodges out of your
- way and you crash into a shelf. Books
- tumble down everywhere.
- The girl runs out of the library,
- yelling, "Nooooooooooooooooo! Just like
- my ex-boyfriend!"
- She's gone before you can get back up.
- You hear the security guards
- approaching down the hall.
- You also hear someone moving around
- deeper in the library.
- What do you do?
- >burn the library to the ground.
- Roll: 4
- Damn, this day just hasn't been going
- your way. Almost as bad as your first
- day at your last school. Luckily,
- you've always got an exit strategy.
- It was so easy. Just one small change
- on the police report, and instead of
- the school for delinquents, you're
- going to a school for cripples. You
- almost couldn't believe when the idiots
- bought your story about being diabetic.
- Fools. But now you'll show them. You'll
- show all of them.
- You grab a nearby lamp and hurl it into
- a nearby pile of books. Nothing. Damn.
- Searching the library for something
- better, you notice the scarred girl
- from earlier. Heh. Burn scars. Almost
- poetic.
- She runs off, but you have bigger
- plans. Plans that look like they're
- about to succeed, as you've just found
- a fireplace. But before you can finish
- making a makeshift torch, and childish
- voice calls out from behind you.
- "Halt, evil-doer!"
- In walks a small girl with no legs. The
- last obstacle in your way.
- BOSS BATTLE
- Action?
- >Squawk like an imbecile and shit
- yourself
- Attack Roll: 7
- You open it up with a favoured
- strategy, the Battle Squawk. You let
- out a terrible screeching yell, causing
- the legless girl to cover her ears in
- pain. To add to the psychological
- warfare, you release a load into your
- pants. The small dexterity penalty
- won't matter when compared to the
- effects of the blinding stench.
- Your opponent is distracted. An
- opening!
- Action?
- >tell them you can die happy knowing
- the thread reached 2000.>>24551719
- Roll: 9
- You grab up a fireplace poker and lunge
- at the girl. This will end it. Death to
- the cripple. You swing the poker like a
- demon, straight at her tiny head.
- But it stops. Not on adorable head, but
- on a hand. A man stands beside the
- girl, having effortlessly stopped your
- ultimate attack with one hand.
- "Who- who are you!?" you gasp out.
- The man pulls the poker out of your
- hand and hurls it across the room,
- before dashing across the room and
- slamming his fist into your face.
- "I prefer to remain anonymous." he
- states calmly, before delivering an
- equally mighty blow to your left
- kidney. As he speaks, he punctuates his
- words with more and more hits.
- "You come into my school. You wreck my
- classrooms. You disrespect my teachers.
- This, I could forgive."
- He grabs your collar and pulls you up
- to his eye level. You can't see
- straight. You can tastes blood. He
- pulls back his fist.
- "But nobody harasses MY waifu."
- And you go sailing back through the
- air, your brain just conscious enough
- to feel the landing in the fireplace,
- you hear the man say one final thing.
- "Die happy. We reached 2000."
- GOOD END
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